Dragon Clan: Restart your life

"May I ask what the elder brothers are discussing? What Odin?" Jiang Liu was confused, his small eyes full of doubts.

"It's okay." Lu Mingfei said, "You said before that you like to travel around the world? Have you visited many cemeteries?"

"Hey, work needs work." Jiang Liu said calmly, knowing that the reputation of their profession may not be good.

"Brother, do you think the tomb robbing notes are true and false?" Lu Mingfei said politely.

"Oh shit! Do you always read that stuff?" Jiang Liu slapped his thigh suddenly, his face full of surprise. This person is not only a fan of Diga, but also a fan of novels!

"That thing is quite close to reality, but I feel that the author is still a little conservative. Some of the tombs are really mysterious, even more mysterious than what is written in the novel. At first, I estimated that the author was probably an industry insider, but later I found out that he was not. I was thinking about one day kidnapping him, taking him to the tomb with me, and then locking him in the tomb to write a book...Ahem, just kidding, I am a serious person and will not do kidnapping!" (Note) )

Jiang Liu originally spoke with great interest, but the topic suddenly stopped and he smiled awkwardly, accidentally revealing his true thoughts...

"It's okay, just pick a few tombs that you think are the most mysterious and talk about them." Lu Mingfei waved his hand.

"The most mysterious thing?" Jiang Liu's eyes were dazed, and a look of fear immediately appeared on his face.

He swallowed, shrank his neck, and whispered: "There are really a few things that I haven't figured out yet. To put it bluntly, most of the strange things in the cemetery are hallucinations, and powerful tomb owners will arrange them in their own tombs." These hallucinogenic plants, what you see are all figments of your own imagination. Generally, it’s okay to be self-sufficient with an oxygen tank or something like that, but the remaining 20%...it’s hard to explain!”

"Have you ever heard of corpse fraud?"

Jiang Liu asked cautiously, fearing that the other party would think he was deceiving them.

The three of them looked at each other and nodded in unison.

Jiang Liu slapped his thigh, with lingering fear: "This thing is real! I went to Peru on my second mission, and entered an ancient tomb according to the clues given by my employer. The requirement of this mission was to get a golden mask, with a bounty of one Millions of dollars! I have never seen so much money. At that time, newborn calves were not afraid of tigers, but they were timid. I walked directly to the depths of the tomb and found the mask on the face of the tomb owner. I gave him a few sticks. Xiang, bowed again, then went up and took off the mask."

"At first, nothing happened. I was laughing at myself in my heart. All the corpse scams were just for tricking children. The monsters and monsters had already been smashed over... But before I took a few steps, I heard a long intake of breath! !”

"It's this kind of inhalation!" Jiang Liu took a long breath and added, "But it's very long! How long can an ordinary person inhale? Even if you take it slowly, it will last for tens of seconds, right? But that thing I sucked it for a few minutes!"

"Wait, I'm sorry to interrupt." Lu Mingfei raised his hand and asked doubtfully, "You just stood there stupidly for how many minutes in this situation?"

Jiang Liu said with a sad face: "My feet were weak at that time! I crawled out, but at the end there was a downhill section and I rolled down by myself!"

The three of them nodded suddenly, with complicated expressions.

"Have you determined the source of the inhalation?" Chu Zihang asked.

"I'm sure!" Jiang Liu whispered, "I looked back, and it was the owner of the tomb! His chest began to swell, as if airflow was accumulating there, and there was a creepy clicking sound all over his body, as if his bones were moving. I was I was looking back while climbing, just because I was afraid that the guy who turned around would be standing behind me!"

Lu Mingfei urged: "What happened next?"

"Later, when I crawled out of the ancient tomb, the owner of the tomb did not stop breathing, and the sound could still reach my ears!" Jiang Liu's eyes twitched, "I was so scared that I ran away peeing all night long. Later I heard that a bloodthirsty beast appeared in that place... You should understand, right?"

The three of them looked serious and nodded slowly.

"It was you who released that beast." Chu Zihang whispered.

"But I really don't know!" Jiang Liu said with a bitter smile, "If I knew this, you would kill me for one million dollars!"

Lu Mingfei shook his head and said: "You are just an errand boy at most. Even without you, there will be the next hero. The real creditor is the client. You don't have to worry. Keep talking and see if there is anything weird."

"And... and... Oh, by the way, there is another commission to go to a pyramid buried underground in Egypt. The target is a gem inlaid on the head of the tomb owner. This is mainly because the pyramid is too weird, it seems like It was inserted into the ground upside down, and it became narrower as I went down, so I finally crawled down. After I dug out the gem, the owner of the tomb simply weathered away."

"Another time in the UK, the client asked me to dig out a scabbard from the bottom of a lake. It took me ten days to find the scabbard, which looked like scrap metal. To say it was weird... Mainly because after I found the scabbard, when I grabbed the scabbard and headed upstream, I suddenly heard the shrill screams of countless women. Fortunately, I didn't have a heart disease."

Jiang Liu pressed his heart with lingering fear on his face.

Lu Mingfei said in a strange tone: "You said you dug out a sword scabbard at the bottom of a lake in England?"

"Yes, it's the scabbard."

"What about the sword?"

"Sword?" Jiang Liu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I didn't see it. The request from the client was only a scabbard, not a sword body."

"Then do you still remember the last mailing address of these things?"

"The gems and scabbard are both from Denmark, and the golden mask... is from the United States."

"Do you have a specific address?"

Jiang Liu shook his head and said, "It's impossible for the other party to give you the real address."

Lu Mingfei nodded and knocked Jiang Liu down with one strike of his knife.

The moment before he fainted, Jiang Liu's eyes were filled with confusion.

"Senior brother, have you contacted the school?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"No, the front has always been in a no-signal area." Chu Zihang said solemnly, "I can contact the school now. We need to unify our stance."

"One voice?"

Chu Zihang glanced at Lu Mingfei and explained: "For example, the last dragon, we need to explain how we escaped from him."

Lu Mingfei said innocently: "I scared him away and didn't start a fight."

"I believe it, but this reason does not convince the school."

"Okay, okay, senior brother, you have the final say!" Lu Mingfei raised his hands to express his firm agreement with all senior brother's decisions.

"Jiang Liu will be handed over to the school. As for the dragon..." Chu Zihang pondered, "We can say that he suddenly turned around and left anxiously."

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened and he said, "Holy crap! Senior brother, your explanation is even less reliable than mine, isn't it?"

"But that is a dragon who is suspected of being a first-generation species." At this moment, Chu Zihang was as calm as his mentor Schneider, "In this case, if the first-generation species wants to crush us, it is like crushing a few ants... Under common sense! When you see ants on the road, do you go out of your way to crush them to death? So we cannot use human logical thinking to explain their actual behavior. It is possible for them to do anything, and there is no need for a reason."

(Note 2)

1: The time here is August 2010, and I haven’t finished writing Tomb Robber yet hahh

2: This joke corresponds to the end of Chapter 28: "But they are bad people, and those who are against the secret party are bad people." Schneider shrugged and said, "Bad people can do anything, they don't need a reason."