Drawing cards can't save the weird world

When Gou Quan heard Zhao Hao's question, he was elated and proud, "Just yesterday, when I came, I met a person who came to the temple to fulfill his wish!"

"A white guy in his twenties..."

Zhao Hao asked: "Then what wish did he ask for?"

Gou Quan chuckled: "That kid was dumped by his girlfriend half a month ago. I don't know where I heard that the Hehe Erxian in the temple is very good at finding a partner, so I came here to make a wish."

"At that time, the master gave him the solution, saying that he would find a new girlfriend soon..."

The Two Immortals of Hehe are two Tang Dynasty monks picked up by Hanshan, and they are said to be one of the incarnations of Manjusri and Puxian Bodhisattva.

Later, the temple where the two were located was renamed Hanshan Temple, located in the famous "Xuzhou", Xu Xin that Xu.

At the same time, it is also the Hanshan Temple in the "Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City" in "Fengqiao Night Mooring". Tickets are not cheap...

However, the two bachelor monks were regarded as the two immortals of harmony in Buddhism in charge of marriage in later generations, so that in the folk magic arts, there is a special "harmony technique", which is a magic technique to restore marriage, and there are also peach blossom techniques and so on. method.

Zhao Hao: Harmony technique? It doesn't feel very serious! Want to learn!

"Then he found a partner?" Zhao Hao asked.

"Yeah!" Gou Quan nodded fiercely, "He was hit by a car and broke his leg not long after he left the temple, and then he met the nurse who took care of him in the hospital. Isn't that all right? That's it! Zhou is about to prepare for the wedding, so I came here to burn incense and thank the Hehe Immortals."

Zhao Hao: (￣□￣;)!

The Hehe Erxian in our temple is really strong in business, but isn't it a bit rough?

Gou Quan was still bragging for the great monk Zhidian: "So, the master is called a supernatural man with boundless magic power, and his martial arts are so strong that his hands and eyes reach the sky! One sentence he often talks about is: fists and feet have no eyes, life and death are in the sky." .”

Zhao Hao: Is this a monk? This is a bandit!

Gou Quan: "And the master is very kind. If the master hadn't taken care of me back then, I might not have survived to grow up!"

Gou Quan's face was moved: "Master has already graciously treated me outside the law, it's an exception! After all, the Buddha taught rich people, and my Buddha does not teach people with a bachelor's degree or less..."

Zhao Hao: Would you like to hear what you are talking about? Your Dharma is really eye-opening! Do you think Buddha does not exist?

At this moment, the Great Monk Zhidian came out from the back hall, and he had already changed into a coarse bunted uniform, and he did not bring out the glass transparent bowl in his hand, which relieved Zhao Hao's pressure a lot. Otherwise, it always feels like the creditor is coming to the door and has to pay for it!

The great monk Zhidian stroked his stubble, and laughed before speaking: "Hahahaha~~~" The voice was like a bell.

"You are Zhao Hao's benefactor, right? You really are extraordinary!" The great monk looked Zhao Hao up and down and couldn't help nodding.

"It can be seen that the benefactor also learned boxing and kicking. I don't have much skill as a monk, but my boxing skills are okay. The main benefactor is interested, so you can come and learn a thing or two."

Zhao Hao hurriedly clasped his hands together to return the gift, "Thank you, master, for your kindness."

The great monk laughed again, "Well, I will give you a 20% discount on the tuition fee!"

Zhao Hao: ...This monk is heartbroken!

He couldn't help asking: "I heard from Gou Quan that we have taught many apprentices here, but not many have achieved something?"

The great monk was very calm: "Ami, my Buddha~ the master leads the door, and the Dharma depends on the individual."

The Great Monk was not at all dismissed as the panic and anxiety of the Pheasant Academy. Instead, his face was calm and calm, just like those principals. He deserved to be a great monk with profound Dharma.

"Besides, it's not like I didn't learn something."

"Oh, I would like to hear more about it."

The great monk stroked his beard and meditated, "In the early years, monk, I once taught an apprentice. He was a ghost with perfect talent and heart. He is rare among ghosts!"

"Cough! I mean it is difficult for foreigners to understand the subtlety of boxing, but he has indeed reached the pinnacle of mortals. He is a rare person with great wisdom and great perseverance. He has obtained part of the true inheritance..."

Zhao Hao asked curiously: "Dare to ask that ghost...cough, what is the foreigner's name?"

Gou Quan hurriedly said, "It's Senior Brother Baiteman, that person's name is Baiteman!"

Zhao Hao nodded: Oh, it turned out to be Betterman! Just leave it as Supperman! After all, Superman knows martial arts, and Marvel can't stop it!

What the hell are you talking about with me? !

The great monk Zhidian said: "Although the name sounds fake. But since the tuition fee has been taught and the trial given by me has been completed, I don't care if it is true or not."

When Zhao Hao was about to leave, the great monk Zhidian gave him a business card. Or cut the cardboard and write it by hand.

"The North American branch of Dalin Temple, monk Zhidian, a bulletproof warrior monk. He is proficient in and imparts Shaolin, Dalin, and Laolin's unique skills. If you can't learn it, you won't scrap it!"

Zhao Hao was about to leave when he had nothing to do, otherwise he would lose money sooner or later.

Unexpectedly, the great monk Zhidian pointed at Zhao Hao's chest and said: "Benefactor, what are you doing with this lifeless thing that affects the Lord's family?"

When Zhao Hao heard this, he panicked: It's over, I'm eyeing my cat!

He quickly pretended to be crazy and stupid, and ignored him. The great monk also said: "Give me up, give me up!

Zhao Hao suddenly felt a chill in his heart, something is wrong! Is it possible that my house is going to catch fire on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month? Tachibana is going to be abducted?

At this time, Gou Quan quickly smoothed things over, "Master, this cat is not edible. If you are greedy for that dragon and tiger, I will just buy Quan'er for you. Don't worry about Juzuo."

Then the great monk withdrew his supernatural powers, stroked his beard and said, "It's a pity for such a fat cat."

Where did Zhao Hao dare to stay for a long time? How could this be Fulu Temple? This is a slaughterhouse! Take out the guests and let them bleed one by one!

Fatty's side was very efficient, and the matter of Gou Quan was resolved the next day. Fatty found a hall under the red door, and used black and white methods to bring the group of black drug dealers to him.

Gou Quan continues to manage the business of the emperor, as well as the cultural shirt clothing brand "Gou Zhe".

In a luxury high-end apartment building in Manhattan, a man in a suit and leather shoes in his twenties was listening to reports from his subordinates on the phone.

"Since those gang of poisonous brothers have been dealt with, let's give up. Anyway, it's just a whim. There are more important things to do now. Suppress Doris' death and let those reporters go away. !"

The man was irritatedly turning an iron skull ring on his hand, with a grim expression on his face.

...

Today, everyone from the anomaly observation team gathered in the backyard of Zhao Hao's house. Gou Quan and Fatty were also invited by Zhao Hao.

The fat man came early and brought a lot of food and meat to be grilled.

Gou Quan came by car, a second-hand pickup truck. The car was loaded with what Zhao Hao wanted.

"Come and help unload the car! I can't move it!" Gou Quan shouted.

Zhao Hao was wearing a bodybuilding vest, sweating profusely as he went to carry things.

The fat man also poked his head out to watch the excitement. He was wearing slippers, beach pants, a floral shirt, and sunglasses. Those who didn't know it thought he was on the beach in the Maldives.

"Hey, what are you doing with so many car tires?" the fat man asked.

Gou Quan supported the carriage, watching Zhao Hao lift dozens of hundreds of catties of large car tires together and send them to the backyard.

"Who knows? To buy these things, I ran into several abandoned car factories."

Zhao Hao piled up a few big tires, fixed them with thick wire, and then held a twenty-pound barbell in his hand, and chopped it down one by one!

The muffled sound of "bang bang bang" is very rhythmic!

After a while, the difficulty increased.

Zhao Hao added two 10kg barbell plates to the end of the barbell and began to swing with both hands.

Stay in control, take your time!

Only seven or eight minutes, hundreds of strokes, Zhao Hao was already dripping with sweat.

After that, I practice boxing. After several layers of rubber tires are cut and superimposed, a super invincible anti-beating dummy is made. Hard as a stone, extremely heavy.

But when Zhao Hao punched him, it was like a sledgehammer smashing hard, boom boom boom!

With every punch, the thick springs on the lower body of the dummy vibrated violently!

Zhao Hao yelled while punching, "Heihu takes out his heart! Heihu takes out his heart! Heihu takes out his heart! Heihu takes out his heart..."

Gou Quan looked at Zhao Hao's inhuman feat, his eyes were straightened, and seeing Zhao Hao's muscles rising and falling like mountains, and the sweat kept slipping off, he couldn't help but gasped.

The fat man on the side also looked surprised. Although he can do it, this kind of training is really hard!

"Okay, Ritian! Are you working so hard? Don't you want to be a boxer, martial artist or something?"

Gou Quan: "Couldn't he know how to do this?"

The fat man rubbed his chest: "One trick is popular all over the world, but if you practice this trick hard, beating people is enough."

Then Zhao Hao started weight-bearing strength training again!

One hundred kilograms of barbell plates on one side, plus the barbell bar is 420 kilograms! A set of 12 squats for twelve times, with a 30-second interval between each set, and one set is 8 sets!

Finally, the barbell was thrown to the ground, and with a bang, the ground trembled slightly!

Gou Quan whispered: "Are all of you extraordinary people like this?"

Of course not all of them are like this. Not everyone is a big animal with a handful of strength. Like Witch Carrie, her physical fitness is no better than ordinary little girls.

But Fatty is someone who brags when he gets a chance, he just opens his mouth.

"Where is this? You know "Water Margin"? The walker Wu Song in it picked up a stone lion of three or four hundred catties with one hand, and threw it ten feet high! Although there are some exaggerated colors of novelists, there is actually More than that!"

During this period of time, Zhao Hao has been exercising, not to mention boxing skills and physical fitness, but also his own skills and mental skills.