Drawing cards can't save the weird world
Chapter 20: Gou Quan Writes a Book, Fatty Divides Money, Zhao Hao Upgrades
June 22, the summer solstice.
The night before, Zhao Hao was anxiously waiting to sign in today, just like a child waiting to open a Christmas present the next day.
As a result, the system still doesn't recognize it!
He was so angry that he cursed: "The summer solstice is a seasonal solar term, as long as it is on the earth, all civilizations have to recognize it! Does your garbage system understand festivals?!"
Early in the morning, Zhao Hao roared angrily at home, but the system remained silent...
There is no way, the time to get the system is too short, and many things are not clear.
Although a little impatient, Zhao Hao can still hold his temper and slowly explore.
It's not the kind of situation where the whole family dies as soon as they travel through, bloody revenge is waiting for revenge, or someone breaks off the engagement, or is chased and killed non-stop.
"...So I'm pretty lucky? Can you take your time?" Zhao Hao enlightened himself.
But Zhao Hao is not without progress. First of all, he practices boxing every morning and evening. There is no fixed routine in Wanxiang boxing. It simulates everything, which is simply the first boxing method of imagination.
During these days of training, Zhao Hao has clearly felt his own progress.
Even physical fitness has been enhanced to a certain extent!
However, it has not been displayed on the attribute, and it may not achieve the effect of +1. But augmentation is real.
In addition, Zhao Hao can already copy more than half of that Yunzhuan version of "The Classic of Inner Scenes in the Yellow Court" in one go!
The progress is very obvious!
After experiencing mental discomfort in the first few days, Zhao Hao's adaptability began to improve rapidly. He guessed it was because after he traveled here, his mental attributes had as many as 7 points.
5 points is the average of ordinary people, and I am 40% higher than ordinary people, maybe because of this.
Even Uncle Tie said that Zhao Hao has made rapid progress: "I can't see that your talent is not bad!"
June 23, Olympic Day.
Adventure Diary: Forget about Father's Day, I will act as if the system does not have a father. Forget about the summer solstice, I just count it as a solar term. Why don't you treat Olympic Day as a holiday? Do you still have the Olympic spirit?
Zhao Hao really couldn't figure out what kind of festival this festival was. Is it a traditional Chinese festival?
The next day was Saturday, Gou Quan came to Zhao Hao.
One is to meet and have a meal, and the other is to discuss the great cause of the two of them, Liu Xuande!
Gou Quan: "Hey~~Hey~~"
Gou Quan smirked while eating, making the waiter laugh so hard. Worried about being high? !
If it wasn't for Zhao Hao, a Song native, by his side, that kid would definitely be chasing Gou Quan.
Black people are more prejudiced, this one seems to be mentally abnormal at first glance!
Zhao Hao quickly kicked his calf: "Fuck, do you have something to talk about? What a silly joke!"
Gou Quan wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and woke up from his fantasy.
"It's like this... I think you are too slow to write alone! You don't know how many people are urging me to publish a new book every day! Our books are going to sell like crazy!"
"But the number of words is not enough!"
"I just thought, why don't I try too? My writing is also good!"
Gou Quan's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Zhao Hao expectantly, hoping to get the other party's support and affirmation.
Good guy, you are already a mature Gouquan, it's time to learn to code by yourself!
Zhao Hao leaned back tactically, crossing his arms across his chest: Where have I seen this expression? That's right! Whenever Gou Quan sees something good, he wants to give it a try, and he has this expression every time. For example, the "Crowd of Crowd" incident that was beaten up last time...
But what else could he say?
It’s as if a friend of yours suddenly said that he wrote a web article, let you see it, what can you say?
Ah, yes, come on, hold on, you will definitely be able to catch fire!
It's just that the editor's vision is bad, and another website will be popular!
This year's readers have bad taste!
Persistence is victory!
It's okay, that thing wasn't written by a human being! Let's go, let's play games!
"Have you brought it? Bring it to me to see how it is written!"
Zhao Hao took a notebook from the excited Gou Quan, Gou Quan was so excited! It was as if he saw himself becoming the number one best-selling author in the United States.
Well, I can understand, who didn't come here like this.
However, after seeing Gou Quan's handwriting, Zhao Hao realized that English can be written so sloppily!
You can go to the hospital to be a doctor at your level!
It takes a lot of effort just to recognize the handwriting, and everyone is looking for faults!
Zhao Hao felt that this thing was comparable to Yunzhuan.
After watching for a few minutes, Zhao Hao stared at the notebook in silence, Gou Quan stared at him expectantly, the waiter stared at Gou Quan, a mental patient, the scene was very quiet for a while.
After being silent for about three minutes, Zhao Hao took a deep breath and spoke with difficulty...
"That... Is there a problem with this sentence? The male protagonist with both arms broken hugged his head and cried?! Tears rolled down like Lanzhou ramen?! Shouted: 'Why am I a mute?!'"
Zhao Hao knew that there was a Lanzhou ramen restaurant from Song Dynasty near Gou's family, which was opened by Shandong people!
But tears rolled down like Lanzhou ramen. This description still made him feel a strong impact!
What kind of crazy imagination is this? !
With both arms broken and headache crying, tears are like Lanzhou ramen... There is a picture, there is a picture!
Gou Quan explained: "There's nothing wrong with it! This is the hero with a tragic fate! Let's suppress it first and then raise it!"
Zhao Hao nodded his head with difficulty, but he didn't expect that Gou Quan knew how to suppress first and then raise, and knew some routines, so he did his homework. If this lets you know the three golden chapters, wouldn't you soar into the sky?
Gou Quan had already worked so hard, how could he be so harsh? Who hasn't had their first time yet?
Zhao Hao took a deep breath and revealed a faint smile.
At this time, the waiter was a little panicked when he saw this scene: It's over! Another crazy one!
Zhao Hao then asked: "Okay, the dumb male lead already exists... what about the female lead?"
Gou Quan patted the table: "The heroine was illuminated by the headlights of a luxury car all night, and she has been blind ever since..."
Obviously this scene is his favorite work, and the excitement is beyond words.
Zhao Hao's expression at that time (*゜ー゜*).
Gou Quan said self-consciously: "Also, I think I, a rich and wealthy man, are best portrayed!"
"Where is it good?" Zhao Hao was numb.
Gou Quan waved his hand chicly: "He is very rich! The chairman of the Universe Group, with a net worth of 9 trillion yuan! And he is very gentle... Look, his girlfriend celebrated her birthday, and he dropped three atomic bombs in succession for her! He also said that if he likes it, he will play it for you next year!"
"And he really likes to work out, he's the kind of strong man with forty-two abs!"
Zhao Hao felt that his spirit had begun to twist: "Forty-two pack abs? Is that a human?" He thought of the human centipede~
"Oh! They're lined up sideways!" Gou Quan patted his stomach.
Is that a wine barrel? Do beer people have such a big belly?
"And you see his girlfriend is also very pitiful! He was an orphan since he was a child!"
"Orphan? This is in line with a certain style!"
"Right! Let me tell you, that's what happened! This woman is not an ordinary person, she was born with the memory of her previous life!"
Oh, it's interesting!
Am I wrong to blame Gou Quan? This is the rebirth of the heroine! It's female!
"At that time, the woman saw that the doctor who delivered her baby was actually the man who killed her! As soon as she was afraid, she shrank back!"
Zhao Hao: Shrink... shrink back? w(Д)w
"When the doctor saw it, he quickly pulled it out! The woman retracted forcefully, and the doctor pulled it out forcefully!
Zhao Hao: Is this a tug of war? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
"If you come and go again, this woman will become an orphan!"
Zhao Hao: I'm afraid I have to celebrate this with a big Ivan! (°-°〃)
It's numb, it's all numb!
Zhao Hao's embarrassing toes were about to tear the soles of his shoes!
While continuing to pay attention, the waiter who eavesdropped is also numb!
As if seeing something supernatural being shocked and polluted, the whole person stayed in place and crumbled...
Please let go of the novel! Readers are innocent!
The main reason is that I am afraid that you will be hacked to death on the street by some runaway readers!
Didn't you see that the waiter next to him has clenched his fists and his veins are throbbing?
He has endured to the extreme!
If you say one more word, he may suddenly explode and beat you to death!
In this way, Gou Quan's dream of yellow literary youth has sunk into the sea before setting sail.
In order to prevent him from being hunted down by gangsters and middle school students all over Liberty City, Zhao Hao obliterated his literary dream forcefully.
...
Sunday, June 25. Zhao Hao signed a double fate point.
In the morning, Zhao Hao was invited to the Adams family as a guest and had a sumptuous lunch.
Elena also danced a dance for him, graceful, light and graceful, and the sun shone on her, as if she was wearing a holy light!
Zhao Hao finally understood why the ancient emperors always watched songs and dances for entertainment!
Not boring, not boring at all!
It wasn't until this time that Zhao Hao felt that he had recovered from the spiritual pollution of Gou Quan's words.
Zhao Hao: This world is still beautiful, I have to be full of hope!
In the evening Zhao Hao planned to eat something casually, but the fat man called unexpectedly.
"The things have been sold, let's share the money!"
what? Zhao Hao was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly remembered: Ah! Yes! At the beginning, the fat man said that he sold the heart of the sister's flower fusion corpse, and then he will share the money with him?
"Hey! Fat Master, are you serious?! Pay attention! Loyalty!"
The fat man tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and curled his mouth, "The Liaobei area is loyal, Debiao, who doesn't know who doesn't know?!"
The fused corpse heart was worth 2,000 knives, and Heidegger's body was sold for a total of 2,800 knives, and Zhao Hao shared 1,400 knives.
It just feels a bit like reselling human organs!
who cares! Monsters have no human rights!
The place Fatty was looking for was a Song restaurant in a small alley. The store was not big and the location was remote. The husband and wife were both in their forties, and it looked quite affordable.
The two ordered several dishes, and the fat man slid his mouth and complained, his mouth was not idle: "Fatty Master, I have been here for almost a year, and I finally found an authentic Song restaurant! Those sweet ones The dish told me it was Song dish, and I was a big-necked man when I went up there!"
"Hey, look here? You want to eat meat that is fat and lean, look at this multi-layered meat, it's delicious meat! Come, eat, eat!"
Back home, Zhao Hao still savored the braised pork!
There is no harm without comparison! Still delicious homemade food!
Besides, this fat man, Zhao Hao had already forgotten about it, but he didn't expect that this guy would really give him a share of the money.
He is really a fastidious person, so get closer in the future!
What Zhao Hao never expected was that today's good things are not over yet!
Not long after he got home, when he was drowsy, the fate card system suddenly responded.
He looked at it inexplicably, and he had upgraded! Is it because he punches hard? But I practice more mule-to-crotch kicks?
Upgrade to mortal 2 stars, +100 fate points back!
Mortal level gives 100 fate points per star!
Now Zhao Hao already has 557 destiny points, and he is not far away from the 900 destiny point ten consecutive draws!
Adventure Diary: I'm Rich! I'm rich~~~ I've upgraded! I have upgraded~~~
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