Drawing cards can't save the weird world

"Bring it to you!"

The dwarf felt a gust of wind blowing, and as soon as his hand was cold, the ruby ​​was already in Zhao Hao's hand.

The dwarf fell to the ground and gave up struggling, just murmured: "Okay, what a quick hand! Absolutely, peerless thief!"

Not far away, Ju Zuo was lazily leaning on his salted fish spear: Now you know who I can learn from, right?

This psychic feeling...

Holding the gemstone, Zhao Hao remembered the heart of the two-headed giant in his ring.

But the top priority is this big goose! It's still doing damage! How to deal with this thing?

How do you look at it, the fighting power is three points higher than that of the two-headed giant?

Ordinary geese are still chasing ordinary people to fight, but why are gooses bigger than two-headed giants chasing two-headed giants? !

In just a short while, the fortifications on the city wall were almost completely demolished, and even the city wall was a bit shorter.

Those protruding battlements were all swept away by the wings of the angry goose with its neck bent towards the sky.

The soldiers on the city wall also ran away, not to mention getting hit, even the wind that picked up could blow them a few times. There is no way to fight against it! Even if the horn of the lion has boosted morale and given courage, it can't bear it now.

"Hey, how did you provoke this big goose?" Zhao Hao rubbed the dwarf on the ground with his feet.

The dwarf's face was stiff, and his eyeballs were dripping around.

Zhao Hao saw that this guy dared to think carefully, and directly took out the Dragon Slaying Knife, "This knife just chopped off the head of a two-headed giant, let you try it now? Can I kill you on your eggshell?" , engrave an epitaph of 5,000 characters for you!"

The dwarf repeatedly begged for mercy and struggled, but Zhao Hao's feet stepped on him with neither light nor heavy, pressing down firmly like a mountain, and he couldn't even move it.

"Don't, don't! You took the gems I gave you and promised not to kill me!"

Zhao Hao picked out his ear: "Which ear of yours heard me say that I won't kill you? Besides, I snatched that gem by my own ability. Why did you give it to me?"

which ear? The dwarf thinks that he doesn't have ears either!

The dwarf is numb. After being a villain for so many years, this is the first time he has encountered such a shameless person. It's okay to be shameless, but you can't beat it.

"Say! Where did this big goose come from? How did you provoke it!" Zhao Hao hit the dwarf's face with the point of his knife, and immediately scared him to pee, the bloody smell on it hadn't dissipated yet.

"I said I said, I met it in the garden of the giant castle in the sky..."

"Then why doesn't it stay in the sky?"

"Because, because..." The dwarf shyly took out a baby's fist-sized, golden goose egg from his pocket.

"Damn it! You stole its egg! Hurry up and return it to me...huh?"

Zhao Hao snatched the golden egg and was about to return it when he suddenly received the appraisal attribute given by the system.

【Golden egg】

Black Iron 5 Star Extraordinary Item

Golden Blessing: A certain ability of the person who holds the golden egg will be strengthened.

Remarks: You'd better think about how to face its mother~

Strengthen capacity? ! So dawdling? !

Zhao Hao has seen many extraordinary items, but most of them have very weak and limited effects, and many of them have side effects.

This is the first time I have seen such a strong thing!

This is still a fart! It's mine in my hand!

Zhao Hao put the golden egg into his pocket naturally, and shouted righteously: "Isn't it just a big goose? I will never allow him to damage the city, I will lure it away! I will eat it tonight!" Braised goose in an iron pot!"

Tachibana: Alright~

Zhao Hao wanted to lure the goose away just like he lured away the two-headed giant before. But the difficulty can be imagined.

The two-headed giant can't fly, it belongs to the air force and the army.

Now this big goose is really good at flying, and it belongs to air-to-air. And he is a helicopter, and the goose is an aerospace aircraft carrier.

This is a bit of a technical test!

At this moment, Princess Isabella suddenly said, "I have a solution."

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she also showed a little unconfident, but she still said boldly: "I have a way, Zhao... Oh, man on the fireplace, I need you to take me to the big goose. close!"

Zhao Hao looked at her and nodded.

It turned out that Isabella's golden harp spoke to her and told her how to deal with the goose.

Harp told her: "That mother goose came from the kingdom of giants in the sky. It didn't exist before... Now the world suddenly changed. It appeared and I can talk to you. Now there is only one way to appease it ..."

Play it!

God knows how Zhao Hao manipulated his crude flying machine, approached it in the storm flapped by the giant goose, how many times did he avoid the big mouth full of fine fangs, and flew left and right?

Isabella and Jin Harp fell from the aircraft and were caught by Zhao Hao more than once.

Zhao Hao secretly made up his mind to put a seat belt on this thing when it hits the ground! The flight is not standardized, the pilot tears!

In the end, it was Zhao Hao who took out the loudspeaker to solve the problem of too strong airflow and too much noise, and managed to amplify the sound of the golden harp, gradually calming down the irritable goose.

Not to mention, the golden harp was not bragging. In the music it played automatically, the wind gradually died down, and the clouds in the sky also parted, revealing a ray of golden sunlight. This battle alone is not easy! Maybe it's bronze!

The mother goose also gradually put away her ferocious look, and forgot her hatred for her eggs being stolen. He began to tilt his head to listen to the sound of the piano.

This song is "Forget the Cub Music"!

Finally, the goose landed on the ground and became smaller and smaller, turning into a big white goose that was bigger than ordinary goose.

At this time Tachibana ran over, "I'm here, I'm here, stewed goose in an iron pot!" He said and threw a big black pot over, looking at the goose eagerly.

Goose:? ? ? Do you think I can't go back?

It looked at everyone suspiciously.

Zhao Hao sneered: "This is a gift for you, a new nest~"

Not to mention, the big goose is squatting inside, the size is just right!

This is good, the golden egg is saved, and the city is also saved. Except for Tachibana who was pecked a few times because of the gluttonous goose and lost a big piece of hair, everyone is happy!

Zhao Hao even used the big heart of the double-headed giant king to re-inject energy into the gemstone. Then set it back on Eric's crown, bringing it back to its peak and becoming a complete body.

Wearing the "Giant Master Ring", Zhao Hao could perceive and control those fleeing giants from a distance of more than ten kilometers, making them come back and kneel in front of him one after another.

Especially the slingshot Ferm, who was the first to kneel down and say that His Majesty still swore allegiance, turned out to be a rare eloquent person among giants, a professional dog licker! It can be called a villain!

It can be seen that Zhao Hao's arrow frightened him.

The giants were ordered to climb up the magic beans again and returned to the sky. The world is peaceful!

Victory, let's celebrate. Start the music and start the dance!

We don't know how people in this world have such big hearts.

The city gate has not been opened yet, and the celebration dinner is already going to start?

Tables tens of meters long have been spliced ​​into the square, filled with food and wine, and there are bonfires and people singing and dancing everywhere.

Adults and children, playing musical instruments, clapping their hands, singing and dancing, smiling happily.

Zhao Hao saw it, and he was really happy from the bottom of his heart. Even the disabled soldiers raised their glasses and cheered cheerfully with bruised noses and swollen faces.

Is this the spirit of optimism?

Because this world is too dangerous, so every time you pass through a danger and can continue to survive, do you feel happy from the bottom of your heart? Maybe!

Beside the biggest bonfire at night, are the king, princess, Zhao Hao and the others.

Princess Isabella looked at Zhao Hao with a smile all the time, even when she was eating, her eyes sparkled with fire. Zhao Hao was taken aback: Is this how I eat?

Not to mention, the main course of this bonfire is prepared by Tachibana himself, and the whole beef is roasted with a strange flavor from the Cloud Continent. The taste is really unreal. Eat more.

Zhao Hao used the Dragon Slaying Knife to cut the beef, ate the meat and drank heavily, and he would never refuse anyone who came! One is worth ten! It's like a living rice bucket!

Of course, if you can only eat but not work, then you are an idiot.

But you can not only eat, but also fight. Rescue the people from the fire and water, kill giants and put the wilderness first, then they are no longer idiots, they are heroes.

Anyone who sees you eating meat and drinking heavily will give a thumbs up and praise: you are a real hero!

It's like if you are rich, but you are fat, nerdy and socially phobic and don't socialize with others, that's called maverick. Some people appreciate you.

If there is no money, it is a dead fat house. Internet crooks don't lie to anime avatars, they think they do more things for less money.

Although they are all the same thing, but the background is different, giving people completely different senses.

Zhao Hao hadn't finished eating yet, when Princess Isabella came over.

She changed into a gorgeous white dress embroidered with gold silk, which was very beautiful. Under the reflection of the fire, it seemed to be shining, Bling Bling's~

Even Zhao Hao was taken aback.

Good guy, it seems to be a virtual character coming out of the game CG!

That face, without a trace of blemishes, is just like skin smoothing, whitening, face thinning, big eyes...it's the same as level 10! Also have to add flash effects.

But think about this world, maybe it is similar to the virtual world.

Isabella held out her hand, "Won't you ask me to dance?"

"Uh, I don't know how to do it!" In fact, Zhao Hao knows how to do it, and it was taught by Elena.

It's a pity that the golden harp had already taught Princess Isabella how to respond and how to answer, so she took Zhao Hao's hand and walked to the fire, "No, I'll teach you!"

Good guy, the golden harp is such a useful supernatural item, is it actually used as a best friend who comes up with ideas?

Everyone gave warm applause to the combination of heroes and beauties.

After the dance, Isabella let Zhao Hao go, just ran away with a smile.

Zhao Hao, on the other hand, looked at the people around him pointing and pointing in bewilderment, so he could only go back and continue eating meat.

Then, the dwarf behind him whispered: "I am shameless and despicable, the boss of the world's number one villain. Do you know what it means to dance around the campfire just now?"

Now the dwarf decided to hang out with Zhao Hao. First of all, if he didn't find a backer, he might be smashed into fried eggs by the king on the spot.

Secondly, if you want to find it, you have to find the worst, most ruthless and strongest backer, and that is naturally Zhao Hao.

Supervillains are idols for villains.

Zhao Hao didn't take it seriously: "What's the matter? Is there a way to talk about dancing?"

"Yeah, young men and women dancing around the campfire means they are in a relationship."

Zhao Hao's eyes widened:? ? ? I was tricked!

Sure enough, Zhao Hao didn't run away after the meal, but was blocked by the king with a fatherly smile, discussing the great matter of marriage between the heavenly kingdom and the earthly kingdom.

"The King of Giants in the Kingdom of Clouds, I hope you can hold a wedding with Isabella as soon as possible. In this way, heaven and earth will unite, and peace will come in the future. I am planning to pass on the kingship to Isabella. The people are counting on you!"

Zhao Hao: Wait! Wait a minute, put a high hat on me, I can't bear the peace in the sky and on earth! I have to go home!

And at this moment, the commotion suddenly appeared!

A monster appeared riding a demonized black-and-white cow with a burning pumpkin head on its head. Follow the footsteps of the burning fire all the way, knock over the tables, chairs, benches, food, wine and food, and wreak havoc everywhere.

People screamed and fled, and the scene was in chaos!