Drawing cards can't save the weird world

"Uncle Tie, come quickly, I seem to have seen something strange!"

When Zhao Hao and Uncle Tie returned to the stall, the stall owner was about to close the stall.

Zhao Hao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that thing was there.

It was a painting, rolled up in a long-necked vase, among several other scrolls.

Uncle Tie took out the two copper coins and "opened" his eyes.

It's just that I didn't see anything strange in the painting.

He glanced at Zhao Hao, thinking that this kid would not lie to me. So he went up to talk to the stall owner.

The stall owner is also from the Song Dynasty, and he just came to Amei from Dasong for a few years, and he is still not used to it here, and he can't speak English very well.

Life here is different from what he imagined, especially in terms of work.

No, life is a bit tight, so I took out some calligraphy and paintings from my previous collection and sold them.

It's a pity that the gringos here don't recognize Chinese calligraphy and paintings, they only like those oil paintings.

Uncle Tie took the scroll from the stall owner. It was quite thick, and it was more than one meter long when unfolded!

"Hey~" Zhao Hao couldn't help being surprised.

The stall owner smiled wryly and said, "It's kind of interesting, isn't it? I accepted this painting because it was weird. Back then, I was young and bold, so there was nothing taboo..."

At first glance, I thought this painting was "Mountains and Rivers During the Qingming Festival"!

As a result, Zhao Hao took a closer look, good guy, there are a lot of "people" in the painting, either with skull heads on their heads, or holding their own heads, and there are little ghosts with horns on their heads and eyes like copper bells!

Look at the surrounding shops, hanging paper money, burning paper money, buying joss sticks and paper horses.

All the ghosts and ghost shops are arranged along both sides of the river, with a wooden bridge in the middle... On the edge of the picture frame, there are a large area of ​​graves and cemeteries!

Look at the huge words on the right: Picture of going to the grave during the Qingming Festival!

This is simply the nuclear wastewater version of "The Great Wave Over Kanagawa" made in imitation of "The Great Wave Over Kanagawa"!

At the beginning, Uncle Tie couldn't confirm whether the painting was a ghost, but he felt it when he started to use it, it was indeed a monster!

It seems that Zhao Hao's pair of "yin and yang eyes" are more powerful than he imagined.

And this kid found something wrong, the first time he didn't rush to get started, but wanted to find himself.

Uncle Tie: This kid is a pity for his life...he will become a great weapon in the future!

Uncle Tie bought the painting at a "high price" of $440.

Not to mention the stall owner, he was quite honest. As I said before the sale, this painting may be weird. Hanging on the wall, there will often be sneaky and weird yelling sounds when no one is around, and it looks like a "human" voice.

Uncle Tie smiled: "It's okay, I just like weirdness..." He also left an address for the stall owner. If you want to sell something in the future, you can go to Lao Tie Antique Store.

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When we got back to the store, it was already past noon. Both of them ate without hesitation, and began to show their gains.

Uncle Tie picked up a few small leaks, but none of them could compare to Zhao Hao's fist-sized ambergris. Such a large piece, the market price is not tens of thousands of knives!

Mainly, this thing is also useful for practitioners! How much is a supernatural material!

Not to mention the "Picture of Going to the Grave during the Qingming Festival". Uncle Tie claimed to be incomparable to picking up a strange thing.

Uncle Tie returned to his room upstairs, and after a while took out another painting.

Before opening it, Zhao Hao felt familiar.

In terms of paper, size, and the shape and material of the scroll, it is exactly the same as the "Qingming Tomb Picture"!

Uncle Tie opened the painting, which was also more than one meter long, and the content was obviously made after the Qingming Riverside Picture.

This time, they are not all ghosts, they are all human, but they are all small traders or something.

"Today's painting seems to be the same as one of my paintings?!" Uncle Tie couldn't be sure, his tone was vague.

Zhao Hao took a look at "The First Episode of Qingming Festival"!

Afterwards, he opened his eyes, and for the first time had a more intuitive understanding of weird things.

Uncle Tie showed him the effect of the "Pictures of the First Collection of Qingming Festival".

It is possible to throw gold and silver into the painting, and some commodities will appear randomly!

Things like food or small toys just appeared on the painting out of thin air!

Those snacks were still wrapped in oiled paper!

Uncle Tie said while eating his snacks: "This monster is not very useful, at most it can buy something randomly..."

Zhao Hao: So, this "Qingming Tomb Visit"...

Uncle Tie took Zhao Hao to the warehouse in the backyard for the first time, and there was actually a Buddhist altar inside!

Surrounded by statues and protectors, yellow talisman paper, gossip mirror, incense burner, three clear bells, command flags, tokens, mahogany swords, red ropes... It's like making a movie!

No, it's more spectacular than making a movie!

Uncle Tie made some arrangements that Zhao Hao couldn't understand, and then took out a piece of silver weighing three to five taels in the middle of the altar, and threw it into the painting.

About three seconds? A hand appeared out of nowhere on the painting!

A severed hand! A severed hand with blue and black nails!

The severed hand was blue-black, the nails were five centimeters long and black, and there was a layer of black hair on the forearm that was severed at the elbow!

Uncle Tie picked up the severed hand, looked it over, and said, "This is the arm of an old zombie..."

"Ah?!" Zhao Hao couldn't even close his mouth.

What is it?

The two tried many times that day, and Uncle Tie was afraid that he might lose a catty of silver. In the end, what kind of dead hair, zombie teeth, female ghost red dress and so on...

These two Qingming pictures can actually be included in the painting, but naturally Uncle Tie would not do such a deadly thing.

He warned Zhao Hao: "All the strange places are extremely strange. If you encounter those dangerous and weird ones, you will be close to death. Don't play dead!"

Of course, Zhao Hao would not commit suicide. He didn't even want to get close to the two paintings. He asked from a distance, "Uncle Tie, what should we do with this thing? Give it to the Mystery Bureau?"

Uncle Tie turned his head: "Those useless or even dangerous monsters will naturally be dealt with by the Mystery Bureau. We can use them and control them to a certain extent, so we don't need them!"

Also, how can good things be handed over to the public?

When the door was about to close in the evening, Uncle Tie called Zhao Hao into the back room. Pulled out a booklet that was bound and handwritten.

"You can already copy the scriptures in one go, and the entry is much faster than I imagined. It can be regarded as passing the first level, and now you can try to practice spiritual power."

"You can get this piece of ambergris today, which means that you have a chance. It just so happens that I have a book here that is suitable for your cultivation..."

"Taoism is the most versatile. Huang Lao Lie Zhuang all talk about quietness and inaction, Chisongzi Wei Boyang only talks about cultivation, Lu Sheng and Li Shaojun only talk about food, Zhang Daoling only talks about talismans and seals. All of the above have positive results."

After that, Uncle Tie briefly introduced the Incense Avenue to him!

There are two explanations for incense, the first is the method of becoming a god! Paying attention to offering incense and spreading beliefs is the method of Shinto.

And the method of cultivation in the incense is to use the assistance of the incense to strengthen the cultivation. Although it is not considered as an original mental method, it can be regarded as a good entry-level cultivation method.

Zhao Hao took the booklet that was yellowing and flying around. The book was about to be broken, so Uncle Tie asked him to copy it himself. And on the cover of the booklet was written "Zhilong Sleeping Alchemy"!

This is a kind of sleep work, that is, to practice while sleeping! Beautiful, right?

Sleeping skills have a long history and are produced in human social labor. After labor fatigue, sleep and rest are necessary to restore physical strength and spirit.

In the continuous practice of rest, the essence and know-how are refined, and finally summed up into sleep skills, so the sleep skills have been passed down from ancient times.

Confucius said, "Bend your arms and pillow them, and you will enjoy yourself", which is sleep work.

The person who is famous for his sleeping skills is Chen Tuan, a hermit from Mount Hua. He once lay high on Huashan Mountain and couldn't get up after sleeping for several days. Later, he attained the Tao in his sleep. There is a legend that the ancestor Chen Tuan once played chess with Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin and won Huashan.

Chen Tuan preached to Taoist Huolong, and Taoist Huolong passed it on to Zhang Sanfeng. Sloppy Taoist Zhang Fengxian.

According to Li Daoshan's "Li Hanxu Real Life Biography", Li Hanxu, the first ancestor of the Western School, once "met Luzu (Lu Yan) and Fengzu (Zhang Sanfeng) in the Buddhist temple on Mount Emei, and secretly paid the original tone".

Xu Haiyin, son of Xuan Jing, also said in "Tian Le Ji": "Realist Hanxu met Sanfeng Immortal Master for the first time, and Chunyang Daozu for the second time. He shared the heart of the Wenshi and Donghua schools, and Daocheng founded the Dajiangxi School."

The origin of his masters is Zhang Sanfeng - Li Hanxu - Wu Tianzhi - Wang Dongting - Xu Haiyin. Therefore, Chen Tuan's Zhelong Sleeping Skill was inherited from the ancestors of the Western School, and it was kept secret...

However, this method is not without drawbacks, it just needs more assistance, otherwise the entry will be very slow.

Thinking about it, people do homework, practice, practice, and preside over scientific rituals day and night. They are as tired as a dead dog. You will gain the same harvest as a human after you sleep. Are you dreaming?

In order to achieve this sleeping skill, a lot of assistance is needed, and incense is one of them.

Uncle Tie passed on to Zhao Hao a method of making incense. He made incense from that piece of ambergris and lit it while sleeping to assist in his cultivation.

Such a piece of ambergris worth tens of thousands of knives can only be used sparingly for more than three months!

Uncle Tie patted Zhao Hao: "Now you know the benefits of money?"

Recommend a friend's book "Doing Good Things Makes You Stronger"!

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