Drawing cards can't save the weird world

(In the last chapter, I adapted a foreign nonsensical horror movie I watched. It was a vulgar joke for everyone, but it was blocked again. To be honest, I was very tired, and I felt very tired. Regret, at the beginning You should write about subjects that have nothing to do with reality, and you shouldn’t choose this category. You’ll learn a lot from a pitfall…)

After entering 80 years, the speed of spiritual recovery is unexpectedly fast. Not only are the supernatural beings unable to control various supernatural events, but even many mortals have stimulated their spirituality due to some mistakes and inexplicable ways, resulting in distortions caused by mistakes.

There is only a line between the deformed and the extraordinary, but this line is the line between humans and monsters.

These aberrants have changed from humans to monsters, and they have accumulated various negative emotions. They often do extremely bad things and have become a great safety hazard.

In the past half a month, the crime rate in Liberty City has increased sharply, and most of them are vicious crimes, most of which are committed by deformed mortals.

The Bureau of Mystery is very busy now, and most of it is due to the aberrants.

Of course, those newcomers in the inner world who can become superhumans with newly awakened spirits are not worry-free, they are all a virtue.

In addition, Zhao Hao deliberately collected some information and confirmed one thing in many ways, that is, the appearance of strange places has also begun to occur frequently.

The plans and meetings of the Sombra organization have become more frequent, and the requirements for collecting negative emotions have become higher and higher. It feels like the plan is getting closer...

Zhao Hao was thinking, should he make some sad jokes in his Harry Potter series, so as to harvest a wave of negative emotions from readers?

Like marrying Hermione to Ron or something~

Yes, there is also the Twilight series to be written recently, with several main characters being abused, such as four-corner love, five-corner love, car accidents, terminal illnesses, and siblings! The negative emotions haven't exploded yet? !

The time soon came to January 25th, which is Laba, and there are rewards for signing in.

[Dr. Crazy Muscle Enhancer*7]

Black iron 3 star item card

Quantity: 7

Effect: Drink one bottle a day, and it can increase strength by 3 for a week.

Remarks: It's a pity that there are only 7 bottles, otherwise I would drink it as water!

Ordinary people really don't know the source of this thing, and Zhao Hao got some information after getting the thing.

This is a prop in the extraordinary game Greedy Island in the world of Hunter x Hunter.

But Zhao Hao is more inclined to take the potion that reduces age. It would be great if there is such a thing. Living a hundred or two hundred years old is like playing.

During this time, Fatty finally finished his bodyguard mission. What he eats is fat and strong, with a red face. Emotional aspects are also said to be rewarding.

No, in the end he still found out, how could a girl be as interesting as a brother? So recently I often come to see Zhao Haogouquan and the others for dinner and chat.

When I came to Zhao Hao's place this day, I happened to see Zhao Hao drinking a blue bottle of muscle enhancer, and the fat man not only showed a cheap smile.

He jokingly said: "Hey, Ritian, you've also started to replenish your body? I told you to take it easy, can't you? Young people must know how to control themselves!"

Good guy, the four characters of gloating and gloating are written on his face!

Zhao Hao was not happy on the spot, no man could accept this kind of thing.

"A man can't say no! If it wasn't for Elena who couldn't stand it, I would just take it easy day by day, day by day!"

The fat man nodded, patted Zhao Hao on the shoulder and said, "Don't talk about it, my brother understands everything! I understand everything~ A man is a man during the day, but it's hard to be a man at night~"

Looking at his expression, Zhao Hao didn't seem to be joking.

What do you know?

Could it be that you hid out to find me and Gou Quan for dinner because you couldn't take it anymore?

If I had known about the general wine, I should have left some for you.

Zhao Hao thought for a moment, no, how could Fatty wait for this kind of thing, he must fight back!

Could it be that you secretly bought a pure man suit?

You tell your brother, brother will give you a discount! Give you the uncut version of the suit! Absolutely majestic~

That is to say, when these men get together, the topics are very consistent, either entertainment, games, football, sports, or the opposite sex.

...

There are signs of chaos in Liberty City. Even if the Bureau of Mystery and other extraordinary organizations take action to maintain the situation, it will inevitably become more and more chaotic.

This atmosphere has begun to spread, and many sensitive people have begun to notice it.

Ordinary people started stockpiling food, snapping up daily necessities, and supermarkets were running out of toilet paper.

There are also some restless ones, who took to the streets with pistols, and once they get to a place where no one is there, they will "rob the rich and give to the poor", or "take care of" the business of gas stations or convenience stores, and enter the store from the window to "select" Favorite product.

This atmosphere makes the city dangerous after eight o'clock in the evening.

In addition, there are some lawless transcendents who have just awakened, and some aberrants who have not been captured and are used to nighttime actions. The entire night in Liberty City is almost becoming a horror survival game.

Even locking the doors and windows at home may not be able to escape.

The time soon came to February, and the Bureau of Mystery counted more than 400 ordinary people who died in various extraordinary accidents in Liberty City in January this year!

This number is simply astonishing!

This is just the death toll, what about the number of people injured and affected?

Once the number is large, it is almost impossible to carry out aftermath work.

No wonder all kinds of absurd and weird urban legends have appeared in major cities now.

Ami people are superstitious, and now it is even more serious.

And this atmosphere of suspicion and suspicion will further distort the spiritual attributes of the area and make extraordinary accidents more frequent.

It's broken~

However, the passage of time is not affected, and two weeks have passed in February.

Today is Valentine's Day! Everyone is still happy to start the festival.

Valentine's Day is also a well-known festival in the West. Life needs a sense of ritual.

You see, Mr. Adams, Zhao Hao's neighbor, took Mrs. Sarah to the hotel for their honeyday, and Elena also came to Zhao Hao's house...

Little Human: ... can you be human? I'm only six years old!

Zhao Hao signed in on this day, and it was no surprise that he got extra rewards.

【Soap】

Bronze 1 star item card

Number of uses: 1/1

Use: Throw this piece of soap, and the enemy will involuntarily bend down to pick it up.

Note: The enemy is only male. Controlling time makes the situation depend.

Remarks: I think you don't understand at all? !

Zhao Hao was stunned.

You gave me such a card on Valentine's Day?

what do you mean? Are you polite?

Also, what happened to male-only? Are you sexist?

Don't women have the right to pick up soap? What happened to this world? When will soap fly by itself?

But on second thought, this card is amazing!

Forced to bend over, is that okay? Hard control!

The most important thing is that this is a bronze-level card, which means that bronze-level enemies will also be attacked.

Of course, the other party has to be a man, or a male. There is no way to deal with female or genderless enemies. For example, Xiao Ruan doesn’t eat this~

But anyway, this is a good hole card.

It's just that some families are happy and some are sad, some are happy and some are worried.

Zhao Hao had a romantic Valentine's Day, but Colt was out of luck.

A big case happened last night, and seven men and women died tragically. He was busy most of the night.

The hairs numbered 1065 and 2143 on my head fell out in the morning! lost heavily!

Monks who become monks all pay attention to the purity of the six sense organs, cutting off the seven emotions and six desires. why?

Because the seven emotions and six desires are the root cause of trouble, which will affect the change of psionic attributes.

On this special day of Valentine's Day, with Amei's young conduct, it must be played hard.

Don't care about the relationship, as long as it's not that kind of disgusting, everyone wants to get together and have fun today.

But there are always people in this world who are going to get hurt.

Licking the dog saw the goddess and a group of men and women going out to have a group part in the wild, how would you feel?

Then it became distorted, one hand merged with a chainsaw, his face became hideous, and his body became bigger and weirder.

That night, a group of men and women who had a group part were chased and killed by a tall monster with a sack covering their heads and holding a chainsaw, and more than half of them died.

Yep, there is another target on the extraordinary arrest warrant of the Bureau of Mystery: Chainsaw Man, Black Iron 2-star strength, 40,000 knives, 150 merit points.

Originally, there have been many such incidents recently, so Colt would not have to stay up in the middle of the night to deal with the case.

The problem is that the organizer of the group part is the son of a local councilor. It is said that one-third of the girls on the group part are invited by him, including the goddess who licks dogs.

No, it's a miserable death.

Poor little people die as soon as they die, and no one cares. It's almost a price tag.

But when the powerful die, it's different. This is a unique feature of capitalist society... right?

Oh yes, the goddess is dead too.

Originally, the goddess could not die, but after reading the information, Zhao Hao found that her face was still somewhat blessed.

But this is a coincidence, there is black in the part~

Ou Huang lost his whiteness and was blackened, from the inside out. Don't you just get a bento~

...

Zhao Hao doesn't care about bloody Valentine's Day. No matter how miserable the scene is, it doesn't matter to him.

Because today, February 15th, is the big day. Lunar New Year's eve!

This day is a very important day for all Song people, Bangzi and Dongying people.

Zhao Hao signed in early in the morning and received the card, feeling very happy.

【Monster buggy】

Black Iron 4 Star Summoning Card

Use: Summons a monster buggy to serve as your ride.

Duration: Permanent.

Summon Cost: None.

Talent: Alien life, parasitic machinery.

Skills: off-road rally, self-repair and modification.

Note: does not occupy the summoning card slot.

Remarks: The car is just the body, and the monster is the body.

Alien life: the main body monster is not a native life, jumping out of the three realms, not in the five elements.

Parasitic machinery: It can parasitize in machinery, especially cars.

Cross-country rally: It is especially good at long-distance cross-country rally, running fast and adapting to rough terrain.

Self-repair and modification: It doesn't matter if the body of the bicycle is broken, the body monster will repair and modify the car by itself, provided that there are enough parts to provide.

Good guy, Zhao Hao now has cranes in the sky, cars on the ground, and he can ride a donkey—he got three mounts alone!

Although the monster off-road vehicle has no combat effectiveness, unless it is hit or crushed by a car, it does not occupy the summoning card slot, does it? This is for nothing!

Besides, after all, it is a 4-star black iron, and at this level, it still has a certain ability.

Naturally, in Liberty City, you can't ride your own donkey around on the street, and it's not like being a big fan in the west.

Zhao Hao could only drive a motorcycle in the city before, but now he has four wheels.

Zhao Hao immediately took Elena for a ride...

The Spring Festival on February 16 is the beginning of a new year for the East Asian circle.

That's right, the festivities in February are very dense, and the sense of happiness is overwhelming!

【The dance of awkwardness】

Black iron 4 star function card

Use: Embarrassingly dance at the opponent to put them in a state of embarrassment and bewilderment. Once attacked, they will leave the state.

Cooldown: 10 days.

Note: Remember, as long as you are not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

This card is almost the same as [Is this melon ripe? ] There are similarities in the same purpose!

When meeting an enemy, first ask him, "Is this melon ripe?"

Then the opponent can't make a move, you go up and it's just a knife!

If the other party is too strong to die, quickly jump for him~

When the other party is stunned, take another stab at him!

Throw out the soap if you haven't hacked to death, and then stab a knife in the ass! There is no doubt that he must die!

Wow ha ha ha ha……

Another incident happened in February. Although it may not be noticed by ordinary people, it is not a trivial matter for people in the financial circle.

The financial tycoons Hunter Brothers bought silver on a large scale in an attempt to monopolize the BY market.

During those three days, the price of silver fluctuated between the sky and the ground, perhaps doubling in an hour or two, and perhaps falling by more than 70% in one morning.

In those few days alone, I don’t know how many people who increased leverage and tried to give it a go broke their positions.

There was even an extraordinary accident because of this, a silver speculator exploded and went bankrupt, and it took only six hours to go from the sky to the ground. Then that night he became distorted. It turned into a mass of silver solution.

This thing can get into any place from the gap, and the way of killing people is also unique, it is actually getting into the human body to destroy...

Because many traders and two big figures in the financial circle were killed, the Bureau of Mystery also sent a large number of manpower. Three black-clothed special agent teams brought a full set of equipment and completely sealed off a building on Wall Street. It took eight hours and a fierce battle After four or five rounds, he was finally arrested and brought to justice.

The group of mad scientists in the R\u0026D department of the Bureau of Mystery are already eagerly waiting to study it. The project that is said to be liquid metal is just around the corner!

Zhao Hao didn't participate in the round-up. He didn't like to participate in a task with too many people. He was worried that his information would be leaked, and he was also worried that he would be remembered by interested people.

He went to another mission and completed it in more than an hour by himself with his documents.

Wouldn't it be nice to be relaxed.

Zhao Hao handed over an antique pistol to the Conservation Department, handed over the information and left.

The people in the Containment Department looked at the information, "The one-shot, one-shot doom pistol?"

This gun was very famous 80 years ago. It has gold streaks on the body of the gun. It is a gun worn by a famous sharpshooter. It is said that sharpshooters love it so much that they are buried with them when they die.

The marksman's marksmanship is so good that he turns his back and shoots backwards through the mirror, which can break the fingers of the enemy fifty meters away.

But in the end he died, because of his favorite gun. It is said that after falling, the gun went off and shot himself dead.

In the end, this legendary gun disappeared until it appeared at an auction some time ago. was bought.

After the man got the gun, his marksmanship improved like a god, and he hit a hundred shots. As a result, on the third day, he shot himself to death because the pistol misfired.

The gun fell into the hands of the victim's friend, and the man became a sharpshooter with every shot. As a result, when his son tried the gun, the bullet hit the target and penetrated, and the ricochet killed his father...

What's even more outrageous is that when his son was under investigation in the police station, he was shot dead by the police with the evidence pistol.

But there was no bullet in the gun at that time!

Isn't Zhao Hao just going to get the gun back?

That's right. This gun has also become a trick. After getting it, it will hit a hundred shots, but it will definitely die under this gun in the future.

I just don't know, this gun was sealed by the Conservation Department, what will happen to the policeman in the end?

Coming out of the storage department, Zhao Hao saw Sylvia. She and a team of black-clothed agents had just sealed up a strange object.

This thing has a low evaluation and low risk. It's a "100% baseball glove that catches flyers empty-handed."

It is said that the original owner caught a bullet from the robber with his bare hands in this baseball glove!

What a surprise!

Thanks to the book friend "Purple Blood Moon" for the 5000 reward~

Thank you for the 3100 rewards from the book friend "cc Tianzhizhi"~

Thank you two book friends~~~