Drawing cards can't save the weird world
Chapter 262 April Fool's Day Laughing Syndrome
It turned out that this woman was really Dani's grandmother. She was already in her seventies or almost eighty, but now she looked like she was in her mid-twenties.
Well, the figure is really good, and the skin is also good...
Dare to feel that this old lady is still a protagonist. The old man who entered here will be selected by three old monsters as sacrifices, dedicated to the "God of the Oak Tree", in exchange for returning to youth.
However, the hunter for many years was blinded by geese.
Dani's grandmother noticed the clues through the death of her roommate, and after an unsuccessful escape, she decided to fight back.
She found an opportunity for the careless trio, and found that the other party was collecting her hair, so she went crazy and replaced her own hair with the hair of one of the women.
As a result, the sane "God of the Oak Tree" didn't care about that, and just sucked the woman dry.
But the other two old monsters who died at the time were not angry, but persuaded Grandma Dani: Look at your current appearance, your skin is as loose as a sack, and your body is too fragile to walk fast. What a wonderful dance you performed when you were young Actors, you can't stand on tiptoe now... Don't you want to return to your youth and dance again? Don't you want to be born again?
"So, you chose to join forces with them?" The fat man pointed at the man who was still vomiting blood on the ground.
Dani's grandmother showed a charming smile: "It can't be regarded as being in the same boat, after all, youth is what everyone desires... isn't it?"
As he spoke, his hand began to move upstream.
Good guy, you are so young at heart!
But Fat Lord is well-informed after all, and he has never seen anything alive and dead. Before, he was just playing with a mentality, but now he is still confused by this trick when he is serious.
He went up and kicked Danni's grandmother down, then stepped on the two women, and said to Zhao Hao: "Ritian, I think we can understand this right here? Whether it's these three people or this tree, stay No. Once it gets out, someone might be thinking about it! I am desperate for those rich lords!"
Zhao Hao has been observing Fatty's actions, and he felt at ease when he heard his words.
As expected of a fat man, he has a lot of determination.
That is, can you stop adjusting your stance frequently? Go back and buy a pair of baggy pants!
Zhao Hao laughed and said, "What? Are you not tempted, Fat Master?"
The fat man stared at him: "Why are you moving? These two old ladies? Or that bloody return to youth?"
He spat, "Just this ghost tree, that is, some kind of ancient elf awakening, it is not a bronze until now, and it has returned to youth?!
There are still free steamed buns in this world? According to Fat Lord and my knowledge, it is estimated that it is some kind of puppet or ghost technique. After the death of these three people, if they were alive, they would no longer be themselves, but the vassals of this tree! "
"Fatty, I stand upright, live a free man, die a free ghost, how can I survive in this world with such a method of lingering!"
Good guy, these words are sonorous and forceful, and they vividly show the firm heart of a seeker.
However, before Zhao Hao could even say a word of compliment, the fat man smiled cheaply and said, "Furthermore, we have caught up with the good times in this era, Fat Lord, I will work hard to achieve bronze in case, and it will not be a problem to live for two or three hundred years." ~~~"
Zhao Hao: Fuck, handsome for only three seconds!
In the end, Zhao Hao and Fatty didn't alarm anyone, the three killed them and the tree was brought down.
Not to mention, the heart of the tree is still a good extraordinary wood, which was taken by the fat man.
In the end, the fat man took some of Dani's grandmother's belongings to the task entrusting girl, Dani, and said that grandma died accidentally due to the negligence of the nursing home staff.
Worried that something might go wrong, the staff cremated it privately.
The fat man also gave Dany the ashes, which were her grandma's real ashes.
But just like what Zhao Hao and Fatty had guessed before, although these three people seem to be alive, they have actually become the vassal puppets of this tree during the ceremony, and they can neither stay away nor stop offering sacrifices. All spirituality and soul after death are all gone.
This is the most thorough soul-flying and soul-scattering, which means that there have never been these few people in this world.
...
On this day, Zhao Hao was thinking about the iron anal kung fu, no, it was the iron crotch kung fu practice method.
To be honest, this practice method sounds a little scary.
Forget about lifting heavy objects, why is there still impact training?
Zhao Hao's armor value is super high now, but he is not afraid of getting hurt. The problem is that he has a hurdle in his heart, so let's get over it!
Seeing that thick tree trunk rushing towards the vital point, how could he dodge or pinch his legs subconsciously! Still want to go up? !
However, before he could think of a way to break through the psychological defense line, he received another call from his stock market partner Buffett.
"Zhao, the Dow Jones Industrial Index has plummeted, and it has fallen by 15.9% now..."
Zhao Hao was taken aback, and looked at the time. It was only 10:30 in the morning, and the market had fallen so much before the market closed at noon?
Don't think that 15.9% is not much. This is an index, which means that a lot of stocks that are counted together have all fallen. In the end, on average, they fell by 15.9%!
There may be stocks that have only fallen by a few percent, or some that have fallen by tens of percent!
And the number is huge, extremely huge! Almost the entire market is falling!
Buffett was so excited that he was about to jump up, and it was a good time to buy at a low price.
"That is to say, come to work again?" Zhao Hao hadn't finished mumbling to himself when Colt's call came in.
"Hurry up and go to Wall Street for support, it's too busy!"
When Zhao Hao arrived, he saw, good guy, the sanitation worker came here with a garbage truck. Almost drove the forklift on.
After all, it is not easy to buckle if it sticks to the ground...
"Ah! Why? Why is it so?"
"It's a lie! It's all a lie! Hahahaha~"
"One morning, one morning..."
"Goodbye Shanny, goodbye my son!"
There are all kinds of strange noises on the roof, and there is a "plop" here and a "pop" on the street, and the people below are hiding in the building, their heads are turning around, and they don't know where to look. !
Zhao Hao clearly felt the psychic energy surging under the tide.
He quickly pulled La Cote, "This is not okay, the negative emotions are about to explode, and it will intensify if this continues, we must stop it..."
If left alone, this terrifying atmosphere may have serious consequences under the blessing of psionic energy.
Those who didn't even want to go to the rooftop may be affected and run to line up.
"Made, the negative psionic dispelling equipment is going to be overloaded... Shake people! Shake people!"
Today, on the 27th, even temporary workers like Zhao Hao and Sylvia were called to help, and even middle-level "scientists" like Winston came to help.
After working hard all day, it was considered as barely controlling the scene.
After this day, it is estimated that a quarter of the employees on Wall Street will be replaced, either by layoffs or disappearances.
Even the major shareholders of several big companies couldn't bear the blow, and several of them disappeared. Company bankruptcy may be the result of the efforts of two or three generations coming to naught.
This can't be helped, there are unlucky people among the rich. At this time, the individual cares about the individual, and no one reaches out to give you a hand.
However, just when Zhao Hao thought he could rest for a few days, April Fool's Day came.
Zhao Hao got up in the morning and signed in successfully, and was rewarded with an ability card.
【Quantum Fluctuation Quick Reading】
Black Iron 3 Star Ability Card
Equipment: Gives you the ability to read and record data or text quickly.
Remarks: Also known as the Fool Parents Harvest Method!
Zhao Hao received the card, with a black question mark on his face? ? ?
What is this?
Don't tell me, it's a bit similar to the reading technique in Chaos Magic, but this one can not only read books, but also read data!
Is this changing the eyes to wireless reception?
Zhao Hao is still working on this mysterious "quantum technology". The neighbor's brother-in-law Xiao Xiuman called: "Hello, brother Zhao Hao? Come to my house quickly, and I will give you a gift!"
Zhao Hao heard it: Hey, the little guy already knows how to give gifts! all right!
No, I have to bring something in return, don't I? Take my new kid's go-kart.
But today is April Fool's Day, and Xiao Xiuman wanted to put a basin on the door to give his brother-in-law Zhao Hao a big surprise.
However, when Zhao Hao walked to the door, Colt suddenly called: "Zhao Hao, come and help! It's a big deal! It's a big deal!"
Zhao Hao sighed: "Why do you always have big things? I want to resign!"
Colt: "You want to resign, and I want to resign! It's really a big deal!"
"Okay! That's a good deal, I will have a vacation later."
"Give you a long vacation!"
"Are you telling the truth?"
"Don't worry, I'm a bureau chief, but I can still cheat you on vacation."
Zhao Hao put down the phone and yelled at the door: "Xiao Xiuman, I have something to do, I'll talk about it when I get back. Oh, by the way, this new car is for you. It has an accelerator and can be put into gear!"
Little Human's eyes turned green when he heard about the new car, and when he heard that the accelerator pedal can be put into gear. Looking out of the window, wow, it still looks like a sports car, so cool!
Immediately ignoring other things, he rushed out directly. As a result, when the door was opened, a plastic basin was buckled on the head.
He ran so fast that he lost his vision and bumped his head against the door frame.
"Wow~~~~I will never celebrate April Fool's Day~"
...
When Zhao Hao arrived at the border between Queens and Brooklyn, he realized that it was indeed a big deal.
There were more than a dozen people with clown paint on their faces, laughing wildly and wreaking havoc.
He even saw four "clowns" laughing wildly and pulling a single agent in black. From time to time kick two feet or steal a peach for a monkey or something.
And the black-clothed agent didn't bring a deadly weapon. He hit a clown's face with a rubber stick in his hand, and the clown didn't care about the bleeding from the corner of his mouth. He laughed wildly and pulled his belt at the same time!
Zhao Hao hurried over to help, kicked a clown down, and then grabbed another clown by the collar and threw him away.
But the third clown saw that the dress was a lady, so Zhao Hao became a little more gentle, pulled a rope on one side, tied her hooves upside down like a pig, and threw it aside.
Finally, kick a clown in a suit away.
Zhao Hao helped up the black-clothed agent who was trembling as if he had been seriously injured, but when the stout black-clothed agent stood up and looked up, he actually had the makeup of a clown!
"Hahaha~~hahaha~" He let out a wild laugh with a weird tone, first he danced and danced, then he kicked over a trash can beside him, and then stretched out his hand to pull Zhao Hao!
"Damn it!" Zhao Hao knocked him down with a punch, and he was so knocked down on the ground that he couldn't get up, and he was still laughing.
Looking at the other clowns, those who can get up are causing damage, pulling road signs, smashing street lamps, kicking shop doors, kicking hips at plastic models in the window, standing on top of taxis and doing weird dances...
"Nimma...what's going on?"
Zhao Hao had no choice but to restrain the black-clothed clown, tucked it under his arm, and rushed to the meeting place.
There are already police and black-clothed agents forming a defense line with vehicles on the street.
Colt was still yelling: "Quickly inform people in other directions, we must stop the spread of clown laughter patients!"
As soon as Zhao Hao arrived here, several people rushed up to take the black-clothed clown, a set of restraint clothes, and all kinds of sealing methods.
"What's going on?" Zhao Hao asked.
Colt waved his hands while making a phone call, while Xi Rui explained to Zhao Hao...
The place where the incident first broke out was the subway line 2.
There was a comedian who was quite a loser. When he was taking the subway after the night shift, he was beaten up by two other passengers who were upset with him.
The beating didn't matter, the actor who hadn't finished taking off his clown shape began to laugh wildly while sitting on the ground, the louder the laughter, the weirder the tone.
When the two of them saw it, it was a provocation! beat!
As a result, they started to laugh, and the louder the laughter, the weaker the tone, the weirder it was. Looking up again, there was already clown makeup on his face.
However, the three clowns began to pull other passengers, and the laughter became more and more loud in the chaos. When the subway arrived at the station, the clowns got off the train, and the incident exploded!
The destructiveness of this event was not as severe as the last time Lord of the Flies came, but it spread extremely fast.
Ordinary people are entangled by those clown laughing patients, and they will be infected in less than a minute. Clown makeup will appear on their faces, and laughter will start appearing in their mouths, and then they will start pranks and destruction.
This thing has spread over a dozen blocks at this time, and there are signs of spreading even before the Mystery Bureau and the police station have set up their defenses!
More than half an hour has passed, and Zhao Hao has arrested about thirty clowns, tall, short, fat, thin, old and young. However, a drop in the bucket!
This clown's manic laughter spread too fast!
Even some of the black-clothed agents who went in to carry out their missions were recruited!
Because these people are only contaminated by strange spiritual energy, they are still human and completely saved, so lethal force cannot be used. And those laughing clowns didn't care about vomiting blood when they were beaten, they were still laughing wildly, and they could infect other people.
Now more than 20 blocks have fallen, and many clowns have even started to attack the encirclement. It is conservatively estimated that there are several thousand laughing clowns. From a distance, one can hear the endless laughter!
"This won't work! We can't catch up with the speed of infection! There must be other ways!"
"What kind of power is so terrifying?"
Colt was also sweating, "He is the king of anguish."
"The King of Anguish?"
"A newly discovered deceitful god. This clown comedian must have come into contact with the deceitful god for some reason, and then vented the power of the deceitful god because of his own encounter!"
"Then what should we do?" Zhao Hao was also stunned. Known as a deceitful god, at least it is also a silver-level existence. Even if that kind of existence is not personally shot, it is not something that Bronze can handle.
There are thirty or forty bronze superhumans in Liberty City, but even if they join hands, it won't help! This contagious ability is too weird!
At this moment, an extended Lincoln drove over from outside, and stopped not far away smoothly and silently. A priest came down neatly dressed with a sash, a rosary, and a Bible in his hand.
"God loves the world ~ God bless!"
After that, several cars stopped one after another, and many priests and priests got off.
"It's the priests of the Evangelical Congregational Church!"
The Evangelical Congregational Church is a supernatural part of the United Congregational Church.
The United Congregational Church is the largest religious denomination, with nearly 80 million members in Ami.
I have to say, they are really powerful!
This time, there are three Bronze-level transcendents, twelve Black Iron 5-star transcendents, and more than forty other transcendents.
These people are assigned to various places in the encirclement circle. If you look at it on the map, you can find that the connection between these people can form a very standard hexagram.
Once the magic circle was completed, all the extraordinary people of the Evangelical Congregational Church began to chant the Bible, and some policemen and black-clothed agents present were even infected and began to chant along with them.
Zhao Hao felt that this huge magic circle began to be filled with a kind of bright, hot, but overbearing psionic energy that couldn't tolerate other attributes.
There was light shining down from the sky, and the entire range of the magic circle, a full thirty-odd blocks, was filled with that kind of bright spiritual energy, and no other spiritual energy was allowed to exist.
The priest said to Colt: "We can suppress it for three hours, and you have to use this time to solve the problem..."
To be honest, working in the magic circle of the Holy See feels very awkward, and the psionic energy cannot be recovered naturally after being consumed.
If it weren't for the fact that each person in the Bureau of Mystery provided three psychic energy beads for consumption, I am afraid that the Red Gate, the Night Watchmen and other extraordinary organizations, large and small, would go on strike.
After working for two hours, I finally caught all the laughing clowns.
Because it is purified from one side to the other side, so it does not accumulate too much.
But the total number of purified clowns is more than twelve thousand! Three hours! Catching pigs is not so fast!
Many staff members of the Mystery Bureau took turns operating and were exhausted.
But the original clown comedian mysteriously disappeared, even the prophecy spells did not respond, and Sylvia's painting was chaotic without any information. But what is certain is that he is definitely not dead.
After all, he is a person favored and watched by the deceitful god, so he may have future troubles.
...
April 4th is Ching Ming Festival. Zhao Hao got a prize for signing in.
【Paper-cut Idea Flying Cap】
Black iron 3 star item card
Wear: You can fly after wearing it.
Note: Afraid of water, afraid of fire, and requires a firm mind.
Remarks: I can fly, I can fly, I'm not sick, go away I don't take medicine!
Isn’t this the Little Ding Dang beggar’s flying cap of Master Xing? Is it such a firm method to dare to be affectionate and firm?
In a few days, Zhao Hao dealt with another extraordinary incident in the hospital.
The death rate of patients in a hospital is rising rapidly, and the intelligence department has given news that there may be extraordinary events.
When Zhao Hao arrived there, he found the suspect. It was a nurse. As many as forty-three elderly people and patients died during his shift in a month!
After lurking and observing for a few hours, it was discovered that the nurse had committed murder. The method is also very simple, injecting a tube of air into the patient's blood vessel, or injecting some messy things into the medicine.
Zhao Hao noticed that every time this woman killed someone, her body function, vitality and spirituality would increase greatly. I think it may be unusual.
So lead her to the underground morgue, and then expose her face.
Sure enough, once she exposed it, she couldn't control herself and began to deform.
A ruthless nurse who hates her patients because of a bad job and overwork.
She changed from a 1.7 meter long-legged nurse to a 2.5 meter female version of Mundo? !
However, the black iron 3-star is not Zhao Hao's opponent, but he was a free sandbag for Zhao Hao, and he had a good time.
On April 21, Zhao Hao and some people went to Wall Street to work overtime.
No way, after a few days of stability, the Dow collapsed again. It fell directly to a low of 759.13, down another 16.4%.
The market began to circulate: You are buying the bottom of the military industry, he is stud baijiu, I am heavy on new energy, and we all have a bright future. You stand on the roof, he sleeps on the track, and I choose to hang myself, we are all talking and laughing~
Forced by the situation, the Bureau of Mystery chose to let it go. The reward system has been opened, as long as the supernatural being registered in the Mystery Bureau can receive tasks and get rewards.
Like Fatty, he took the task of "hunting down football player zombies".
It is said that the body of a dead football player disappeared, and then a weird vandal appeared at night, and anyone who turned his back on it would be savagely rammed.
Many people were knocked into flower beds, some were knocked into shop windows, and some were also knocked into cesspit...
Zhao Hao felt that if the fat man brought a pea from the inner world, he might be able to complete the task easily.
Thanks for the 200 rewards from the book friend "Beautiful Fighting Girl"~
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