Drawing cards can't save the weird world

Chapter 354 Toad God Jar (Two in One)

Zhao Hao, Gou Quan, Fatty and Brother Wali the dwarf stayed in the inner world for a while. Mainly to heal Gou Quan's injuries.

Isn't this the last battle behind the white door, which left some sequelae?

At first, the little friends thought that they had been tricked by some kind of evil trick, and there was a big problem. After all, in the other world, there are many strange and unpredictable, even incomprehensible means of terror.

But after having someone check it out, Zhao Hao also used medical ninjutsu to check it himself, and finally confirmed that it was a twisted waist.

It is said that he was being chased so hard by the little daughter of the abnormal family at that time, and he accidentally stepped on the baldness and flashed to the waist. As a result, the battle was fierce and he forgot the pain.

When I went home at night, I didn't forget to "play poker" with Prada, which aggravated the injury all of a sudden. After discovering it in the next few days, it became more and more powerful.

This guy also needs face, if it's other problems, he would have screamed for help, but it's not easy for a man to talk about an injury like a twisted waist. Especially because "playing poker" twisted the waist, which will be questioned ability!

As the saying goes, don't procrastinate when you are sick!

The result was serious. Until here, he was walking against the wall, and Prada noticed it and called Zhao Hao for help.

Gou Quan was panicking with embarrassment, he kept complaining that his lamp god was not particular at all, and begged his grandpa to sue his grandma, but he didn't even ask his grandma to cure him.

The lamp god still has a saying, you promised to go to Las Vegas with a group of beautiful girls to accompany you on the tour, but you haven't fulfilled it yet! It's not bad if someone doesn't kick your waist off. And heal you?

Gou Quan still made an excuse: "Well, I won't say it, aren't you worried that Pippi Shrimp's pure man products will be questioned? Look at me as a vice president, pure man manages enough, but it hurts my waist. Other pharmaceutical companies It will make a big fuss and affect sales!"

Zhao Hao slapped this guy on the back of the waist, and he slapped him.

"Okay, let's treat you as a work-related injury. Don't say it, the company is responsible for the treatment. Go to the Lishijie Bazaar to have a look. My brother said that there is an acquaintance over there who specializes in treating you who have twisted your waist!"

Just like that, the three of them came to the Inner World Bazaar, and under the leadership of the elder brother, they came to the residence of an old South American witch doctor.

This old witch doctor is good at brewing some unimaginable witch medicine ointment, which can be said to have its own merits compared with the witch's potion.

But Gou Quan's disease was not cured by applying ointment. The old witch doctor actually caught a large colorful leech ten centimeters long and put it on Gou Quan's back waist.

Seeing the water quality swallowing Gou Quan's blood one mouthful at a time, the brothers felt goosebumps standing up.

Gou Quan lay on the wooden bed, feeling nothing at all, and muttered: "Why don't you treat the disease? Let's start?"

The fat man whispered: "Why are you in a hurry? The doctor must not prepare! Wait!"

Those five-color leeches sucking human blood really didn't feel at all, or Gou Quan's spiritual perception was paralyzed. If Gou Quan knew that he was sucked by a big leech, he would probably be able to break dance on the spot.

After a long time, the black and thin old witch doctor picked up the leech, and Gou Quan felt that something was wrong, and when he turned his head, he almost rolled off the bed in fright.

However, the waist is really good!

This is a very primitive bloodletting therapy, which was very popular in the West at the time.

But this kind of therapy bloodletting is just a means, the purpose is to balance people's spirituality.

Afterwards, the psychic energy fell silent, and no one could heal diseases through this method anymore. It turned out to be a real bloodletting!

In addition, it is also popular in the West to wash the intestines~

Don't get me wrong, it's all about healing. As for the effect, it depends on God's will.

In fact, this disease Zhao Hao can also be cured, although Gou Quan's condition may be somewhat cursed, it is more serious than ordinary sprains and bruises, and it involves the side effects of spiritual energy on the body.

But Zhao Hao is still very good at medical ninjutsu, more than enough to treat this kind of injury.

But it's also interesting to see other methods. By the way, teach Gou Quan a lesson, how can you let him do it so easily!

...

The elder brother came forward to find someone to treat Gou Quan's illness, and Gou Quan had to reciprocate and report back.

My brother’s usual hobbies: playing with guns, blacksmithing, flying chickens~

There is no way to do the first two, so there is only the last one.

If you want to talk about Liberty City, there are many ways to play. Thirty years since the world of watches has been cashier than the world of cash! My brother is also a frequent visitor to Fengyue, a veteran of the floating field.

When my brother brags about his experience in this area, he works harder than bragging about his blacksmithing skills. He often said that there were no venues in Liberty City that he hadn't been to, and that he had the nickname "Three-legged Golden Crow" in that kind of place!

Gou Quanyi pondered, he is now trying to repay his elder brother, and at the same time he is a sick person. Even if Prada knew about it, he shouldn’t be the same as himself... right? go! Go to the best place!

Since everyone in Liberty City has been there... didn't you agree to the lamp god to go to Las Vegas? go! Here we go! one-stop~~~

In their spare time, they discussed what they had seen and heard recently while taking a bath.

Fatty handled a task before, saying that it was a story about an honest man who took over the order and got smashed.

The honest man didn't think about it, and fell from the building after drinking too much. Then the resentment lingered on the story of the plate.

Fatty: "It's really unlucky to be honest, I may have dug her family's grave in my previous life."

What was even more interesting was that before the fat man arrived, the plate quickly found another honest man.

Unexpectedly, a clever hunter often appears as a prey, but instead deceives the plate to the bottom.

Pan Pan, who was poor and inexplicably burdened with a large amount of debt, couldn't think about it for a while, and jumped off the building.

Before the fat man started the task, the task disappeared.

Gou Quan told the story of how he and Prada arrived in the Florida swamp to deal with the extraordinary incident.

Florida is deep into the sea like a peninsula, with a special climate and slow rivers, so there are many swamps.

The black-clothed agent over there went out to deal with the incident, but escaped from the swamp to ask for help, and the Bureau of Mystery sent Prada there. After all, this southern state is her base. Gou Quan naturally went with him.

Some closed townships near the swamp are very conservative and backward, barbaric and xenophobic.

What's more frightening is that they still retain some very bloody customs, such as secretly offering sacrifices to some outsiders who offended their own customs. Bless the coming year with good weather and so on.

Originally, the swamp had its own inner world ecology, and the local area had its own "swamp protector" to protect everything in the swamp.

The local swamp protectors are called swamp monsters, strange spiritual creatures that gather vines.

But in the past two years, an evil witch came out of nowhere and used various methods to confuse the local townspeople. Actually started a bloody sacrifice.

Prada is there to deal with this stuff.

A hag is an extraordinary creature with a high IQ. There are many types, and generally have high intelligence, and are extremely cunning and cruel. Some of them have the ability to enter dreams!

But the face of Prada is not enough to see.

Gou Quan also said that they had eaten a special kind of poisonous mushroom in the swamp, and only by eating the poisonous mushroom could they enter the secret realm and enter the local inner world. It belongs to eating mushrooms and looking at villains~

On Zhao Hao's side, he has seen many unimaginable extraordinary events through many players.

For example, a patient with lung disease bought a counterfeit medicine after listening to the TV advertisement of Baidu Advertising Company.

It was originally a non-fatal disease, but it was delayed and aggravated. In the end, he died without being rescued.

There are too many such things. Baidu Company is a big company after all, and the legal department has dozens or even hundreds of lawyers. If you die, it's not good luck for you.

Unexpectedly, the retribution would come soon. Twelve employees of Baidu Company suffered from lung disease and went to the hospital for examination, but there was no problem. Two weeks later, the number of patients reached more than 40, and the most important thing was that the boss also got sick, which attracted attention.

Extraordinary people were invited with a lot of money, and it was discovered that this disease was not an ordinary disease.

After examination, it was found that the patient's lungs had formed humanoid tumors!

Under the money offensive of Boss Baidu, those extraordinary people tried their best. One said this, but it didn't work, and the other said that, it didn't work. After tossing and tossing for half a month, Boss Baidu's lungs rotted into a ball and died of pain.

After all, the recent rise of Baidu Advertising Company is very interesting. Those big consortiums are also staring at it, and they will just swallow it up when they die. Naturally, it is impossible to let those extraordinary people with clever methods to treat Boss Baidu...

And the property of the boss's family was also fought over by relatives and friends for a lawsuit, so he couldn't take care of burying him for a while.

As a result, the remaining few people with relatively mild symptoms recovered, although they could no longer do rough work in the future, and they were panting heavily when they went upstairs. But at least you don't have to die.

In addition to this, there is a truck driver incident.

In a place like Ami, being a long-distance truck driver is very hard work, but the income is good.

But you also know that in capitalist countries, many things are monopolized. Even the most basic paths.

As a result, because of the dispute between the two consortiums, a certain highway was cut off for 20 days.

These 20 days are quite ordinary for the people of Ami, after all, such things as snowstorms and power outages also happen from time to time. There are a lot of post-apocalyptic survivors over there, and there is a reason for that.

But there are always people who become innocent ants under the feet of giants fighting.

One of the big truck drivers blocked all his wealth to transport goods, intending to treat his seriously ill daughter, but because he was blocked on the road, many people asked for cards. In the end, he still couldn't move forward, and the goods went bankrupt directly after the time limit.

Not knowing whether it was accident or despair, he drove down the viaduct.

To be dead is to be dead, but this is a psionic world.

Since that day, every night, a broken truck crashed into the bridge pier crazily.

It was useless for the consortium to spend a lot of money to invite extraordinary people. The black iron 5-star extraordinary people took action and solved the big truck. But the next night, there were still big trucks coming to attack Qiaodunzi.

Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains, Jingwei Reclaims Seas!

At that time, there were people who found Zhao Hao through their connections. When Zhao Hao knew what happened, he remembered Gong Gong's anger against Bu Zhoushan. Forget about that feeling.

Zhao Hao: Can't help, wait for death, farewell!

On August 25th, Qixi Festival, Zhao Hao signed in with joy and was rewarded with a function card.

[Companion card], black iron 5-star function card...

This card is very interesting. Able to transfer with an individual.

For example, Zhao Hao signed in before and got a [Hearthstone], if he uses the companion first, and then uses the Hearthstone, he can take someone home with him~

And on such a great day as Qixi Festival, how can there be no situation.

It is said that a magazine suddenly began to circulate in several states on the west coast of Ami.

That magazine appeared in some bookstalls and magazine offices inexplicably. In short, no one knew how it came about, so it just appeared so inexplicably.

According to the incomplete statistics of the Bureau of Mystery, at least 20,000 magazines appeared on the market.

This magazine is called "Peak Magazine", and it's a weird thing. The grade rated by the Bureau of Mystery is D, which means that improper use will cause danger to the user's life, the lowest grade.

The problem is that there are too many of them!

And because of the content of the magazine, it became very popular, and it was spread secretly! Let's put it this way, it is as popular as Liu Xuande before Zhao Hao!

That's right, it's a youth magazine~ the content is very hot and bold!

It is said that after looking through it, with the viewing time, all creatures within a radius of 20 meters to 200 meters will reach the peak of X sensation!

It's the same as surfing, one wave after another, the waves are not the same~

If you think about it, there are 20,000 such magazines circulating in those states, so what's the point? Walking on the street is easy to suddenly stumble and fall to the ground.

On that day, those states almost shut down. Many people fled to the suburbs just to avoid the sudden "accident".

But this also has side effects. If the magazine is not closed in time, the surfing will be endless. Once it exceeds three hours, the affected creatures may die of severe dehydration! The corpse was as crumpled as a wrung out towel.

Some people may think that who can stand three hours?

But the world is so big, there are so many wonders! There really was that kind of warrior who killed forty-six people including himself.

It must be said that thanks to his living in a high-end community, the per capita living area is large and the population density is low. Otherwise, it's unimaginable.

Afterwards, the Bureau of Mystery mobilized various departments to strictly investigate and seize magazines. Whenever there is an abnormal area, there will be agents in black rushing in fearlessly to find those who are looking through the magazines.

But it is not known whether it has been confiscated or not.

After all, no one took the initiative to hand in this thing even if it was broken, at most it was thrown in the trash can.

Some even keep it as a family heirloom. After all, there are so many rebellious young people these days, and this kind of rare treasure will not be handed over even if they die.

Now many people in the other world are worried that this is the work of Sally Church.

Sally Church is the best at boiling frogs in warm water.

He is not like others, the bloody and violent conflicts in the Gotha Church are the most unbearable plans. Once the disease of the Toad God Church spreads, it will become a large-scale incident in a short period of time. You simply can't understand the plan of the Lord of Change, and you can't see it.

Only the plans of Sally Church are often the kind that have been laid out for many years, and it is too late when you find out.

So now this kind of thing, many people are worried that the Sally church is going to make trouble again.

After my brother found out about this, he was very sorry. I asked around where I could buy a copy, saying that I wanted to see if I could resist the erosion of the cult.

He felt that he was an iron-struck dwarf man, and it would not be a problem to resist for two hours.

Afterwards, Zhao Hao personally handled two more "cases".

One is about a piece of extraordinary material in the world that falls into the world of the watch.

It was a magic ring, called Viggo's magic ring. Allows the wearer to master some low-end magic.

This does not pick the wearer, even ordinary people can master magic power. This is also very rare among extraordinary items.

However, this thing also has a price, that is, X addiction will become more and more strange.

When Zhao Hao found the white high school student, he had already fallen in love with a tree...

On October 25th, the Double Ninth Festival, Zhao Hao was commissioned to investigate a record.

This matter also starts from the bizarre death of Elvis Presley in 1977.

Not to mention how popular Elvis Presley was at the time. He insisted on turning non-mainstream music into mainstream culture.

His regretful death has made many fans regret~

But according to his family, he listened to a vinyl record before he died. At that time, the police did not find this "non-existent record", so it was nothing.

As a result, just some time ago, this record appeared again.

People who heard the record are said to have committed suicide. When Zhao Hao was looking for this record, the Satanists were also looking for this record. It turned out that this was the masterpiece of a certain great devil, who recorded some of his words on the record.

At that time, Zhao Hao fought several times, was uttered harsh words several times, killed many extraordinary people, and even fought with the devil from hell before he got the record. Instead, it relieved the muscles and bones severely.

In the end, this record was sealed in a dream.

After all, it took so much effort to grab it, and it feels like working for nothing if you hand it in.

Speaking of which, Hell Devil is also very distinctive. That was Zhao Hao's first fight with the devil.

These guys generally don't like to do it directly, and they are two types of demons. But the fighting power is not weak, and the most important thing is that it is difficult to kill. Generally, they are expelled from the inner and outer worlds and let them roll back to hell. It is still very difficult to come to this world from hell, but that is all.

...

The last few people chatted together, and they all talked about Zhao Hao's current identity.

In the words of my brother: "Based on my years of experience, this doesn't look like a good thing."

Gou Quan said: "You can make a lot of money by keeping your voice down. Now that you have all been pushed to the front desk, how can you keep a low profile!"

Fatty said directly: "There is nothing to be courteous about, it's either rape or robbery."

Now Zhao Hao and his thirteen members have a very high status in the world of Ameri, and they have cooperation from various departments wherever they go. Those who don't know why the imperial envoys, such as the commander-in-chief, came here in person!

But if you do this all of a sudden, other people will just let it go, and they Westerners follow this trick. But Zhao Hao, as a Song native, inevitably has a feeling of being calculated!

Now that you are so cooperative and supportive like this, I am worried that you will throw me down whenever you say you want to fall.

At that time, Liu Bei will throw the child, and use me to buy people's hearts!

Let’s talk about thirteen candidates, what do you choose? Want to provoke us to compete?

But in the final analysis, it is a collision of forces.

Now Zhao Hao is almost on the verge of upgrading to 2-star Bronze.

With the development speed of fantasy games, in another year or two, no monsters, ghosts, or beauties with painted skins will be able to stop the bright-eyed Ruyi Stick~

...

Just when Zhao Hao and the others were guessing whether there were old silver coins to plot against Zhao Hao, someone was actually having a meeting.

In a very secret conference room, there are many people sitting around the old and solemn long conference table. These people all wore black iron skull rings.

Among them, an old man with white beard and hair sat at the head, leaning on a cane, and asked, "What's the situation with the candidates now?"

Someone from the underground soon answered, saying that there are still a few people who have not reached bronze.

The old man was silent for a while, and said that he would use all resources to train the remaining candidates to reach the bronze as soon as possible, and start the real selection.

At this time, there was a young man at the conference table who was unconvinced and questioned why some outsiders and smashing were selected as candidates.

In this regard, the old man was silent for a long time, but just told that the choice was not made by people like himself, and there are many things that cannot be told to you, just follow the arrangement.

In the end, the old man made a decision and provided more resources to stimulate the growth of the candidates.

Soon, the old man drew a circle on the paper, and inside the circle was the word "Toad God Jar"...

Thanks to the book friend "I am a sharp blade" for the 1500 rewards!

Thanks for the 500 rewards from book friends "Shang Lin complaining about poverty" and "Mo Tiantian"!

Thank you three book friends~

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