Drawing cards can't save the weird world

Liberty City, Queens.

The moonlight fell, and the earth was covered with a layer of silvery white. Even the well-informed inhabitants of the metropolis seldom see such marvels.

Already some official experts have started writing manuscripts to refute the rumors by pulling their hair all night. It is nothing more than a regular celestial phenomenon, because something interferes with the abnormal brightness of the moon in the atmosphere. Barabara~

However, amidst the silvery white moonlight, there are strands of golden threads that cannot be seen by the human eye.

That's Emperor Ooze!

There is a saying in the Celestial Dynasty, which is called the essence of the sun and the moon.

There are also rumors that during the full moon, there are foxes and toads practicing inner alchemy on the moon. It can be seen that moonlight is a very common practice resource, and it is a rare and easy-to-obtain extraordinary thing in the watch world.

And Yuehua is the essence of moonlight, Diliuzhi is the essence of Yuehua Yijiazi, the effect is awesome~

It has the ability to stimulate the wisdom of vegetation, to transform spirits and monsters, and even to reincarnate dead things.

However, this thing is not so good. For this wave, the major forces started preparations more than a month in advance.

But a metropolis like Liberty City doesn't have much power to do anything.

First of all, there are too many people in the city, so it is not easy to operate, and secondly, I worry that everyone is crowded together and the competition is too fierce.

Why not look for treasure land separately, each according to his own ability?

Although the big forces gave up the crowded place by coincidence, it didn't mean that there would be no Emperor Liuzhi.

For example, in those remote fields, Youdi's ointment fell silently into the ground, causing some ordinary weeds and insects to suddenly have spiritual powers and wisdom.

In the city, the possibilities are even greater.

...

Sam is an ordinary young man in his twenties. Although he has gone to college, his loan is too tight and he usually works double jobs.

He rents an old apartment by himself, and he doesn't have any decent belongings. Except for the landlord's TV and refrigerator, he only has a tape recorder as a household appliance.

He has the habit of listening to radio programs every night to sleep.

This day was the same, the tape recorder was placed on the desk by the window, and I lay on a single bed and fell asleep to the sound of the midnight radio station.

Sleeping in a daze, he felt that it was too bright and too dazzling, and it was bright before his eyes when he closed his eyes.

For some reason, the moonlight today looks like a searchlight.

Sam lay dozed in bed. Are you hesitating whether to get up and close the curtains, or continue to sleep with your head covered?

When people are confused, it is impossible to make a quick decision.

While he was still in a daze, something like a golden thread in the moonlight suddenly fell down.

The thing was so spiritual that it passed through the glass as if it had no substance, and landed gently on Sam's radio.

"You are listening to Liberty City's Passionate Midnight Radio Station - Affair between Men and Women, I'm a DJ... 嗡儿~吼子~#@￥￥%@"

The tape recorder, which was originally tuned to a very low volume, suddenly changed its tune, like a strange movement of a tape being disturbed.

Now Sam can't lie down, this is his only property.

He barely opened one eye, frowned deeply, and stared sleepily at the tape recorder on the table.

The bright moonlight illuminated the tape recorder clearly, even dazzling.

Um? Is my tape recorder moving?

Sam closed his eyes hard, then looked at the tape recorder again.

No, it's not moving, the whole thing has changed!

The tape recorder suddenly deformed under Sam's gaze, and the body unfolded like a very complicated building block.

Sam sat up abruptly, rubbing his face hard. Looking back at the tape recorder on the table...it hasn't changed!

"Am I dreaming? Hey, I must be too tired..." He wriggled twice to slip back under the covers.

Suddenly, the tape recorder on the table transformed into a 40cm tall weird robot, with two electronic eyes glowing red, thinking to scan around, then jumped from the table to the ground, rushed towards the door !

"Ah!!!" Sam screamed, like those heroines in horror movies.

Normally, anyone who sleeps until midnight and suddenly finds that his tape recorder has transformed into a ghost and runs around the ground must be quite frightened.

However, poverty overcomes fear, and when Sam thinks that his only asset is going to run away, the fear of poverty overcomes fear itself.

A surge of anger stemming from the strong rejection of poverty burned in his heart. Seeing the weird recording robot jump up and grab the doorknob to open the door, Sam shouted loudly: "Stop!"

Not knowing where the strength came from, he flew out of the bed in a jerk, as if there were springs under his body, and rushed towards the asset who was about to abandon him and run away.

"Stop you heartless tape recorder! Don't go!" Sam yelled as he pressed the recording robot with his whole body.

And the tape recorder that has just turned into a refined form naturally refuses to show weakness, it wants to be free!

"Let go of me! Let go of Uncle Di Bandit! Uncle Di Bandit is free! Long live freedom!" The recording robot made a cry of longing for freedom while struggling hard.

However, Sam didn't buy it at all, he frantically pressed the limbs of the recording robot.

"Fart! Fuck fart! Vaco you rubbish tape recorder! You are mine, I bought it, I have a receipt! I paid taxes for Americo!"

Fortunately, this is a robot transformed from a tape recorder. If it is a refrigerator or something, Sam is probably no match at all.

Maybe there will be a "steps to put Sam in the refrigerator" staged.

However, Sam lives in an old apartment after all, which is small, old, and poorly soundproofed.

How many times had Sam been unable to sleep at night, and passed the boring time by eavesdropping on the couple exercising next door.

Thinking of the man and woman next door, Sam couldn't help regretting the past—the pretty girl asked him to help her change the light bulb, and he had to thank him later, but he ran away in a hurry!

Up to now, the intestines of regret are green, but the other party has no intention of thanking him anymore.

There was a time when Sam even tried to sneak in and smash a light bulb in her house...

I don't know why he was suddenly distracted, and there was a very disgusting recording robot under him, but Sam remembered the round one under the jeans...

"Bang~" Numerous experiences tell us that distraction during battle will cost you.

Women only affect your punch speed.

Sam got an electric cannon (fist) from the recording robot just because he was distracted!

That's a metal fist. Normally, after such a sudden blow, wouldn't his face be full of peach blossoms?

However, Sam also felt a pain on his face, and his strength relaxed a little, and the recording robot broke free immediately.

I saw it bouncing backwards to distance itself, and then suddenly deformed and differentiated from its body again, unexpectedly produced a big horn and put it in front of its mouth.

Sam suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, the recording robot made a deafening and terrifying sound wave in the next second!

"Buzz buzz~" The waves of sound waves are the same as the lion's roar with a big bronze horn.

Sam felt that his face was shaking crazily, and he was even stretched by the sound waves.

A few seconds later, other things in the room were shattered amidst the sound waves, even the walls and floors were shattered and blown away.

The pajamas and pants on Sam's body were also torn into strips by the sound wave, but it was strange that he was still standing in place.

...

Before Sam wrestled with the recording robot, yelling, why did I pay taxes for Americo, and woke up the surrounding neighbors.

Grumpy has started looking for the guy and trying to make him look good.

As a result, tens of seconds later, the entire apartment building began to shake, the walls cracked, and the furniture shattered and fell down, as if it had encountered an earthquake.

All of a sudden, there was a complete commotion, and more than forty families in the entire apartment building ran out like crazy.

I was too anxious in the middle of the night, and some people are used to falling asleep, so this is considered a bonus.

And the old Wang next door ran out with the old sister-in-law next door.

In short, the scene is extremely chaotic!

They all ran downstairs, and everyone realized that it seemed that only their own building had an earthquake? !

Everyone was freezing in the cold wind, looking at each other.

After such a big incident, the police arrived very quickly. Withdrawing his gaze from the sleepy person, he began to ask what happened.

Just as he was asking, there was a scream above his head, and a person fell from the window on the fourth floor.

This person sleeps better than Naguo, and there are some cloth strips on his body, although it can't cover the important point, but it is the meaning after all.

At first everyone thought that this person was not dead but also seriously injured, didn't they all fall flat without seeing it? Poor head flattened!

As a result, when the police approached cautiously, the man jumped up and sat on the ground without any injuries.

"Ghost!" Someone yelled, and everyone ran away, even the police.

Sam was thrown from upstairs by the recording robot Di thief. Before he understood what was going on, he saw several shoes on the open space in front of him.

"I, I'm not injured?" Sam touched the cloth strips on his body with a dazed expression.

It was a lively night.

It’s nothing if the fat cat at home turns into Garfield, and it’s nothing to turn on the TV and do aerobics; it’s nothing to do with a cool motorcycle suddenly igniting, and it’s nothing to run wild on the street; it’s nothing but horror when your dog suddenly turns into a werewolf Woolen cloth!

A werewolf more than three meters tall throws you on the sofa, and licks the saliva on your face with a bloody mouth full of fangs. Do you think you are afraid?

There were at least hundreds of similar incidents in Liberty City overnight.

Now Colt has also learned to be smart, the phone is turned off, and he doesn't care about anything. Whoever you love, your hair matters.

But the Bureau of Mystery was too busy, and there were many strange people wearing sunglasses and black suits running around in the streets and alleys in the middle of the night.

The flashing lights of the memory eraser come and go~

This small Transformer is nothing, the most exaggerated thing is that the Statue of Liberty at the port can no longer sit still.

This thing weighs 450,000 pounds and is 46 meters high. This thing is made of steel and copper as its outer skin, entrusting the yearning and lies of the Amis for freedom. Is this a general thing?

Back then Gou Quan used this thing as a "stand-in", even the black iron 5-star crafty creation couldn't bite.

Zhao Hao has always been very curious. This thing is of great significance. Many disaster movies have to give a few scenes. How come it is still calm?

In fact, the Bureau of Mystery had already prepared for it, and had been setting up psionic dispersal devices nearby.

However, Emperor Flowing Ointment is too powerful, it directly activates this thing.

Zhao Hao was busy looking for the guard that night, so he didn't pay attention to Liberty City. Anyway, when he came back the next day, the entire port of Liberty City was blocked, saying it was a natural gas explosion!

Make your grandma a bubble teapot! How can there be natural gas in the port!

Later, experts patched it up and said it was a ship carrying natural gas. Anyway, something went wrong, so don't come here.

It is said that the Statue of Liberty is amazing when she sprinkles it!

More than a dozen ships in the port were silent, and two armored divisions were called in to cooperate with the Bureau of Mystery and the Super Legion to subdue the Statue of Liberty who wanted to pursue freedom.

...

After a busy night, Zhao Hao and the others collected a small wine cup of emperor liquid, about twenty or so.

Zhao Hao felt bitter and looked down on it.

After all, in Dongpu, Qiange collected most of the tank in one go! This is enough to make two big monsters.

As a partner, Zhao Hao can naturally share a lot.

Back home, Zhao Hao was surprised to find that the greenhouse and vegetable garden at home had been destroyed!

"Who! Who spoiled my cucumbers!" Zhao Hao was devastated when he saw a big hole in the greenhouse with a collapsed cucumber shelf inside.

Walking into the room quickly, I saw Elena and Nanayasaki sitting on the sofa.

The former is knitting a small sweater, saying it is for the children.

There is nothing wrong with it, even if Zhao Hao plants and irrigates accurately every time, it is not so easy to germinate if the land is not fertile enough.

It's just pitiful Nanayasaki, she had nothing to do with her, and she was able to feed a tiger.

Seeing that the two of them were fine, Zhao Hao breathed a sigh of relief, but don't let the house be stolen.

Look at Ma Xiaoyu... Wait, who bought you the Transformers? You don't like dolls, but Transformers? Tomboy, huh?

But Zhao Hao took a closer look and found that there were spiritual fluctuations!

Good guy, who makes toys so seriously?

I just thought that our Pippi Shrimp made health care products with potions and was invincible in the world. I didn’t expect someone to be more extravagant than us. Whose product is this? !

"Are you back?" Elena smiled at him, and Nanayasaki also closed the novel.

Zhao Hao squeezed between the two and sat down, "Why do you wake up so early? Also, where did this toy come from?"

Zhao Hao pointed to the Transformers that Ma Xiaoyu was fiddling with.

Not to mention, the workmanship is exquisite! true at a glance~

Ma Xiaoyu became excited when she heard it, and raised the Transformer high, "Yesterday, this little thing suddenly crashed into the greenhouse vegetable shed at home. I caught it, and it belongs to me!"

The recording robot Di thief yelled: "Damn little monkey, despicable little lunatic, shameless little sadist! Do you dare to put down your uncle Di thief and fight me for another 500 rounds?!"

"Uncle Di Thief is free, free~" Before finishing speaking, Ma Xiaoyu grabbed him in his hand and shook him back and forth.

That's right, the very unlucky Di thief fell into the hands of Ma Xiaoyu.

...

Uncle Tie closed his eyes and shook the tortoise shell in his hand, and five coins fell onto the table with a "crash".

Uncle Tie didn't open his eyes, but reached out to touch the coin, so as to feel the change of spiritual energy on the coin.

This is a kind of divination.

"...Things are not going well, it seems that guarding Chongzi has not been successful." Uncle Tie put away the turtle shell and coins.

"Based on what I know about him, it is impossible for him to stop. Next Gengshen Night, March 27th, he will definitely continue to do evil."

When Zhao Hao came back from Uncle Tie, he knew that the mission had not failed, so he would naturally continue.

With the first investigation network, the efficiency of the next investigation can be increased by ten times, and this grandson will never be let go again.

I heard you know how to do intercourse? I want to see and see! gearing up~

Although Ma Xiaoyu was taken care of by Elena, she also accidentally got a new toy recording and transforming robot, Mr. Di Thief.

Zhao Hao put the demon sword White Snake across Uncle Di Thief's neck, which changed his idea of ​​pursuing freedom.

Ma Xiaoyu has tasted the sweetness. He kept begging Uncle Tie to hang out with Brother Zhao Hao.

Uncle Tie has been annoyed by her for a long time. He wished that the school would start early, so he directly dumped the oil bottle to Zhao Hao, saying that he was going to set up an altar recently and let Zhao Hao take care of it for a while.

Elena liked it very much, and took Ma Xiaoyu home to take care of her.

Zhao Hao has been busy making arrangements during this period. After all, this time he is going to create a bronze superhuman who has lived for decades. The failure last time has already shown that the other party has two tricks.

And after Ma Xiaoyu learned that Zhao Hao was going to deal with Uncle Tie's acquaintances, she kept thinking about how to follow along to watch the fun.

What Zhao Hao said to her was that nothing should be taken in, and Xiong Zhen was tied up and hung on the beam of the house.

So she directly shifted her target, "Sister Elena, Sister Qiye, aren't you worried about Big Brother Zhao at all? He's going to deal with a Bronze Extraordinary!"

"Also, I heard that the old guy specially harmed young girls, it's extremely disgusting!"