Dream is King
Chapter 22: I'm turning to ashes
As a professional football player, especially a Chinese football player, after Bai Haonan left his original world, what he lacked was only basic life skills, such as washing clothes and cooking, and not lacking in social communication skills, even better than ordinary people. It can be seen that he has repeatedly succeeded in picking up girls.
Since he conquered these college students from the football field, he has a kind of high-spirited aura, and he has always been smiling without saying a word, just playing and killing time, so college students see him as Yelling and convincing to call brother, anyway, it looks more social than them, plus I don’t know when I gradually took off the mask and looked bigger than them, and now college students are also quite glib, so it’s not a loss to shout.
A group of people sat down laughing, and some people brought new partners. As usual, Bai Haonan refused the cigarettes offered by others. The reason was still as simple: "If you want to have a strong lung capacity after the age of forty, then don't smoke, just in moderation. Drinking can relax the muscles and blood, and smoking has no benefit at all, and I never smoke."
Maybe Bai Haonan knew from a young age that the only thing he can rely on in his free and easy life is his body, so in fact he still has a bottom line, just like when he was a professional player, he never ate and drank anything of unknown origin, and took the inaccurate short and fast pistons. He must wear a condom when exercising, which can explain his habit of being a cautious chicken thief.
After a while of admiration, the college students sat down and started playing cards in a mess. Of course, Bai Haonan was one of them, quietly making a small fortune, but today he occasionally opened his mouth to participate in some topics, such as I heard that there Are there any duck shops in Bar Street? Have the college students heard the news?
This topic actually made the college students quiet for a while, and then burst into uncontrollable laughter. Several of them were laughing exaggeratedly. Tears and snot came out. Bai Haonan was a little puzzled, but the college students who patted him on the shoulder quickly gave him Explained, it turns out that there was a guy sitting in the middle who once dreamed of being a duck. He could do that and make money. For adolescent young people, isn't this a beauty that fell from the sky, so this guy When I was a sophomore, I really tried it.
This guy didn't blush either, mainly complaining with class hatred: "Childish! Innocent! I was misled by some online literature, thinking that a real female star, a strong woman will be empty and lonely looking for ducks, if I catch one, I will fight less. It's been twenty years, but when I actually go to the stage, my god, it's called an ugly..."
The other students had obviously heard his jokes, and before he spoke, everyone in the crowd was laughing like a hahaha, which attracted many people in the computer area to probe their brains, Bai Haonan could only make a naive expression and ask: "Then what? "
That guy has obviously acted many times, and he is skilled and wants to cry without tears: "Brother Hao must have gone to nightclubs a lot, how men go to kilns, how to prostitute young ladies, and how those women treat ducks, and it's even worse, playing like that. A madness, my waist was abolished at that time!"
This is also a feeling Bai Haonan has felt these days. The proportion of college students who have gone to whoring is very high. At least everyone in the group he contacts has experience in this area, whether it is a karaoke hall, KTV, nightclub or other. The level of health care, these college students are very knowledgeable when it comes to this, many of them have good college student girlfriends, but they are tacitly enthusiastic about this kind of thing.
No wonder now that the night scene is so developed, the old fritters laughed a little: "I don't have any morals yet, at least I never prostitute..."
But he hasn't given up his idea of being a duck at this time. Your waist is not good, it doesn't mean that my brother Nan's waist is not good in society, and I am a professional athlete, what scene have you never seen?
As for ugliness, I am here to make money, even if I turn off the lights!
So after listening to the Profound Dragon Gate Formation, I still focus on my own affairs.
After a small win of 180 yuan, according to the rules, when Bai Haonan shuffled and dealt the cards, he inadvertently stood up and changed his seat: "Wrong luck..."
In the end, I took a bad card in the laughter of the college students. A little ridicule was a kind of good-natured joke. This is also a common psychological trick. No one cares, but Bai Haonan made the decision after three or five years Today, I sat down next to this boy named Wang Jianguo in advance. After playing for half an hour, looking at the cards, I casually touched the ten-yuan bill on the table and gave it to the boy next to me: "Go and set up a computer for my brother and check it out. There are some talent shows this year, and a friend of mine wants to sign up."
The boy had already lost several times in a row, and he couldn't keep his underwear. He was too embarrassed to say no to playing, so he jumped up: "What a big deal, how can I ask for Brother Hao's money... San'er, start a machine!" As he said that, he took out his ID card. The administrator who had been among the gamblers for a long time jumped over with the card and quickly read the ID card on the device. Wang Jianguo took it and stretched his head to read the card while opening the nearest card. machine…
Then at this moment, Bai Haonan suddenly let out a mysterious laugh while holding his three cards in a low voice: "I'm sorry..." The first card on the surface of the stacked cards was an ace, and the bottom two only had pointed heads. Now it looks like two reds and one black, very much like three aces. This is a huge card in the golden flower. This one can win other people's money. Anyone who fights must pay tribute according to the rules. The southwest region calls this as eating happy money. How much is said in advance shall prevail. The rule here is 50 yuan per person. Immediately, someone started shouting exaggeratedly no, and then they all put their heads together, and even the two guys who had already arrived at the counter didn't care what they were doing, they rushed over to get together, and everyone shouted together with enthusiasm: " Rub it! Rub it... rub it into a moldy lump!"
The whole world seems to have this habit of playing this type of poker. It seems that it will be good to rub out the cards carefully. It is estimated that it is also a custom left over when the movie God of Gamblers became popular more than ten years ago. In short, everyone They all shouted hard, and Bai Haonan rubbed hard.
Bai Haonan also let his hands under the table, more than a dozen impatient college students squeezed and scolded, craned their necks and crossed the table. At this time, no one noticed that Bai Haonan's legs under the table were pushing hard to either side!
There are many people in the gym in China, but few like to practice the squat, an action that football players will frantically practice in the gym.
Foreign gyms often line up in front of squatting equipment, but I don’t know whether it’s because this exercise will cause thick thighs, or because everyone comes to exercise to have beautiful chest muscles, arm muscles and eight-pack abs. Few people pay attention to squatting, which is known as the most basic burning exercise, and it is also an action that can effectively improve the ability to have sex. Bai Haonan has benefited a lot.
Professional and powerful, plus the result of quietly exerting pressure on this poor table from every angle for several days, the welding point of the black lacquered metal skeleton of this transparent glass table top has long been deformed, but it is dirty. The cluttered tablecloth covered it and couldn't see it. Now that it was finally fixed, it felt as if a few people were overwhelmed by the pressure on the table. With a bang, the glass table that could squeeze a dozen people fell apart and smashed to the ground. It was shattered, and a few people who were leaning on it fell directly, and those who suddenly fell would inevitably panic and pull around, in short, make a mess!
Bai Haonan also seemed to be frightened and jumped up, but his eyes were frustrated and smashed the three cards in his hand: "Damn! Two 4s!"
Even the person who fell on the ground didn't care that someone was bleeding on the hand, and they laughed together and saw that the two cards below were indeed 4s, but they were covered and showed a little bit like an ace below. Money, but at the gambling table, everyone was relieved, and then there was a mess of shocking news that someone's hand was scratched, and what happened to the table, who pressed the table, and laughed and scolded.
At this moment of chaos, Bai Haonan, who was standing on the periphery, swiped lightly with his backhand, and put the ID card that was conveniently placed in front of the computer in his **** pocket. He kept aiming at Wang Jianguo's hand before launching it.
All the pretense, and even playing cards after playing football with these college students patiently these days, the biggest reason is this ID card.
I am afraid that only Bai Haonan himself understands that if he takes off his glasses, shaved his beard, and grows his hair to a normal state, this Wang Jianguo is very similar to him, a twenty-four-year-old college student.
This is the new identity that Bai Haonan was looking for for himself, the one that he used to replace when necessary.
Of course, at this time, he didn't expect what the future would bring to this Wang Jianguo.
Society My Nan brother never wanted to go this far.
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