Dream is King

  The moral bottom line is almost like a beauty's underwear to Bai Haonan, something that doesn't exist.

He also knows that the surrounding countries and regions, South Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan, Southeast Asia, major scenic spots or casino parks, are full of piles of domestically-made women who have lost their way. Who said that this country is so big? .

Bai Haonan has never been shy about this kind of thing. When Ronaldinho and the others came, and when the Brazilian coach came, he took the initiative to recruit and make up the game. It seemed like the only way to get men closer together was to use it. Very skilled.

   Even these foreign guests, Bai Haonan took the initiative to ask whether to take Weng Lai and the others to Hu Tian Hu Di.

But it was based on entertainment, just like Bai Haonan never felt how pitiful or hateful the stray women and ducklings were, it was just a way for some men and women who didn't look ugly to quickly monetize, just like not An athlete who knows how to use his brain but only uses his body is the same, but it's just a little sad and unfortunate. Obviously, he can do better and sell it for a higher price.

So suddenly hearing this, Bai Haonan felt inexplicably unhappy, because it brought a lot of humiliation, humiliation to the country and race, even if it was true, even domestic chickens are more professional than many lazy foreigners. .

He turned to meet these Southeast Asian officials and businessmen who had eaten and drank with them yesterday. He did not deliberately get to know the countries and their positions one by one: "There is a proverb in my hometown, when you eat the owner's meal, don't talk about the western parents... ... I look down on these friends, and they look up to you, so I am the host to invite everyone to dinner and play, not to pimp you."

   Even if a few English words are popped out, the grammatical sequence is not necessarily correct, but in fact, most of the international English communication is like this, and everyone can understand it.

The foreign guests who were walking on this pedestrian street all gathered after hearing the sound. The girl tour guide probably knew what Bai Haonan was facing after listening to the last sentence. Standing on the periphery, they quietly winked at him, clearly signaling him not to happen. Contradictions, offending these people is no good, she has to use diplomatic rhetoric, and she has done a lot of demonstrations in the past two days.

  Su Mi'er was standing beside her with arms crossed, not smiling. Bai Haonan never touched Huajie Liuxiang in northern Myanmar back then, and even a few female orderlies never bothered, her eyes were encouraging.

Bai Haonan had only intended to make such a statement, but those men in their 30s and 40s looked sarcastic: "You are just a private reception sent by the government, what are you doing to entertain guests? It's just a joke. , are you serious?"

   This kind of tone is extremely disgusting. It is obvious that he crossed the line first, and when he was attacked, he immediately turned his head into a turtle and satirized others who couldn't make a joke.

Bai Haonan is not angry, he is really joking: "I don't know if it's true or not, but I have a female friend in this service industry. Some time ago, I went to learn to drive, just to learn a driver's license. I went to a driving school, the kind accompanied by a coach..."

   He is tall, and most of the foreign guests around him are still very polite. At least for the past two or three days, he has been treating guests to dinner, and he has a polite and polite expression and chuckles around listening.

  Sumier was so excited that she folded her arms.

Bai Haonan spoke in English: "In recent years, China's automobiles have developed rapidly. There are many people learning to drive, and they have to wait in line. As a result, when I was in a hurry to get on the bus, the girl said that the coach is coach, now I should go to bed. !"

   Most of the foreign guests can hold back, but some people can't help but laugh haha.

Bai Haonan acted as if he was himself: "The coach is stunned and doesn't know how to answer, this girl also found out that she made a mistake, and quickly explained 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, coach, I have an occupational disease...' The coach didn't even know what to do. Answer, it's even more embarrassing!"

The preconceived foreign guests are all laughing hahaha. The few middle-aged men in their 30s and 40s just now laughed even more, winking their brows and looking wretched, as if Bai Haonan was a clown, smearing their own country and nation, ignoring the tourists passing by. Does anyone in the country understand his foreign language? Anyway, the girl tour guide frowned a little.

Bai Haonan himself didn't smile: "Well, I forgot to say just now that my female friend in the service industry is a nurse, and she takes care of people on the hospital bed all day long. Well, what's in your head, what this joke reflects is What, is it a prostitute or a nurse, it's all in your heart."

   The scene of laughter just now became silent. Weng Lai smiled and raised his thumb at Bai Haonan from a distance. The girl guide's face also changed a bit, and the last laugh looked pretty good.

   Then several people took the lead and started to applaud, even if it was a polite applause, suddenly there was a soft English accent: "Mr. Bai seems to be very Buddhist, doesn't it?"

   Bai Haonan also asked Shu Mi'er about certain words, but he could hear the big tongue accent: "From the Kingdom of Ming?"

   The other party nodded with palms folded together: "Although the story told by Mr. is simple, it is full of Buddhist philosophy and is worth thinking about."

   Bai Haonan smiled and folded his hands in response: "Oh, speaking of this, I'm the eldest disciple of Master Tianlong, the capital of the northern capital of the Kingdom..."

   Oh... It's really visible to the naked eye. Most of the foreign guests present had a sudden change and respect in the eyes, and they must have more respect than Jin who treated the guests to dinner.

   Master Tianlong's reputation in Southeast Asia is really not a cover!

   Legend has it that Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan stars have many followers of him. I didn’t expect that someone here would dare to claim to be his big disciple.

Even if some of those middle-aged men stubbornly scorned who knew what was true or false, most of them folded their hands to pay homage to Bai Haonan, and even felt disgusted with him and mentioned the service industry as a matter of course. something happened.

   Pretending to be a monk, that is one of Bai Haonan's most familiar survival skills, if you pretend to be a full set, you can simply read the Confucian language back to the text.

  Most of the Southeast Asian countries are Buddhists and religious believers. Most of them have heard of this kind of scriptures. Even if they don’t understand it, it is confirmed that Bai Haonan is genuine. Even Su Mi’er and Weng Lai are familiar with it.

   It's just that Bai Haonan opened his eyes again, only to find that the people of the country looked at him fixedly: "You... Could it be that a few years ago, yes, they introduced you as a football coach, are you a Tianlong..."

Bai Haonan thought badly, and he was discovered by pretending to overdo it. Back then, when he was teaching football, he made a lot of public appearances, and he became famous as a flower monk with a soft jade and warm fragrance. MMP was in his heart, and he stopped with a smile on his face: " That's all in the past, and I'm just..."

   But I never thought that the man from the country would cry out loud at his age, holding his hands high and weeping silently!

On Huhai Street, on the bustling pedestrian street, many of these foreign guests are still wearing their national clothes. This unexpected cry suddenly startled everyone, and the domestic tourists who were originally curious to watch foreigners gathered around. Watch the fun.

  It is really hard to change the bad habit of Chinese people who like to watch the fun.

  Bai Haonan, just like what he did just now, was embarrassed: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

  The girl guides all looked at him quickly, as if to identify whether he was from the Northeast or not.

   There were still several foreign guests from Hu, and some people quickly supported their companions and asked in Hu language, but this one insisted on holding up his hands together and came over to give a big gift to Bai Haonan!

   Thick-skinned as Bai Haonan, this is the first time I have seen this kind of battle on the street. The thief-eyed and mouse-eyed glanced left and right, reached out to support the other party, and whispered in English: "What's wrong? I don't know you..."

The official of the state of Fu, who is at least 40 or 50 years old, is a businessman with sincerity: "My father was involved in the huge corruption case at Faen Temple. He died of depression and died in prison. It was you who exposed them before they were cleared. Guilty, unfortunately he can't see..."

  Bai Haonan was ashamed: "I...No, I had a few women at that time..."

  The old man with tears shook his head: "Master Tianlong has refuted the rumors, it was all frame-up, framed you and exposed the deception of Faen Temple, the master calls you an Arhat who subdues demons and subdues demons and feeds demons with his body!"

  Arhat?

After all, Bai Haonan knew the position of Arhat in Buddhism. When did he deserve this title? When he heard the word, what he thought of was the monk who set himself on fire. That's the Venerable who has a firm belief... ...But intelligence is a bit worrying, Bai Haonan would never let himself do that stupid thing anyway.

   But this episode obviously raised the taste of the entire tour group from an inquiry service industry to a spiritual level in an instant. The eldest disciple of the old Master Tianlong entertained everyone like this for two or three days. Many people wanted to sit and talk about it!

   So it was the girl tour guide who contacted the high-end tea room. Everyone sat down to taste the tea, watch the tea art performance, and by the way, let Master Luohan recite the scriptures for everyone who is destined to do so!

Bai Haonan understands the basics of Buddhism, and can fool people by reciting scriptures over and over again, but the posture of blessing and touching the top is indeed learned from the old monk Tianlong, very much like a monk who has achieved Taoism, so that the middle-aged men in the past were embarrassed. Come to him and apologize in a low voice!

   Master Luohan had an idea, borrowed the elegant tea broom from the tea room, and slammed the men!

   He didn't have a good grasp of the proportions. He was so strong in exercising every day that he almost knocked out one of them. That guy was so grateful.

   This also led to returning to the hotel in the evening, and Su Mier was a little embarrassed to pull off the mage's pants: "Are you really a master monk?" While talking, she quietly twisted the amulet on her chest.

   Bai Haonan wanted to take the opportunity to work overtime, so he erected an unfathomable one-handed: "Female benefactor, the old man is still young..."

   As a result, Shu Mier swooped: "Just keep this state, it's a little exciting!"

   Bai Haonan, who had lost the initiative and was at his mercy, wanted to slap himself on the lips.

   And this is a game similar to the temptation of the new school uniform, which makes Su Mier a little bit more happy!

   Of course, the biggest possibility is that the girl with a smile on her face seems to be reluctant to let go of every second of time together because she is going to part tomorrow.

   After all, it's too far apart, I don't know if there's any goodbye eyes.