Dress Up As A Female Villain Butler, Boss, You Are Wrong
39 Do you know what a dimensionality reduction strike is?
"What a fart, okay?!"
These five words...can they be the first couplet?
do not know.
Anyway, it was indeed Chu Yun's words, "vulgar"!
The voices touted by the crowd were instantly silent.
Everyone frowned and turned their heads instantly.
Gu Changfeng's brows also wrinkled, and a flash of anger flashed in his eyes.
Looking at Bai Zhou who made the sound, he said coldly:
"Bai Zhou, what did you just say?"
That anger is about to come out!
Gu Changfeng was an elder after all, and he was not so afraid of Lin Wan. After all, he was friends with Lin Wan's father in Jinling.
He just said three "good" words in a row.
Suddenly, a servant in the junior family said, "What a shit?" Isn't this provoking him in person?
Gu Changfeng is angry, Chu Yun is happy!
"Is this Bai Zhou still trying to get me to beat him?"
He immediately stepped forward and comforted Gu Changfeng:
"Master Gu, calm your anger, for this kind of person, you can't do it."
Step on Bai Zhou first, then turn his head and say contemptuously to Bai Zhou from a distance:
"Sure enough, people like you can't spit out anything good in the mouth!"
"If my Cannon Town Haicheng Tower is a fart...then may I ask, what is your rust-blocked range hood?"
Chu Yun said these words directly in the hearts of everyone.
Yes, you have a rust-blocked range hood, but you have the nerve to mock people's gun town Haicheng Tower?
Where did the confidence come from?
It's right that Chu Yun scolds your mother!
Thinking about it now, it must have been your fault when Chu Yun hit you before!
Eh!
At this moment, the orientation of the fishing reel changed...
But this group of people only dared to say it in their hearts, what if Lin Wan wanted to protect the calf?
Don't they all have to play?
"Humph! I think it's better to study range hood than Paozhen Haicheng Tower!"
Good guy, Bai Zhou was stunned when Tsundere's voice came out.
He turned his head and looked at Lin Xidai in surprise.
This woman is here to speak to herself, really...
To be honest, Bai Zhou was quite moved.
However, now it's time for Bai Zhou to perform.
He ignored Chu Yun, but looked at Gu Changfeng who frowned and said angrily:
"This Pao Zhenhai City Tower, the artistic conception is too far from the Shanglian, it's just barely on the same level!"
"Huh? You..." Gu Changfeng just wanted to refute Bai Zhou, but Bai Zhou didn't give Gu Changfeng a chance to speak, and said directly:
"First of all, in terms of rhythm, regardless of whether you refer to the rhythm one, three, or five, the second, fourth, and sixth are distinct. The upper and lower couplets are obviously not working."
"Secondly, in terms of artistic conception, the upper part is green and elegant, and the lower part is rough and Confucian. Although it is a literary and a martial art, it is not harmonious and lacks overall harmony."
Bai Zhou said these two sentences.
This group of guests was stunned!
What rhythm is this? What mood?
Good guy, is this what the guy who "rusted the cooker hood" and "what a fart" said just now?
Chu Yun's expression froze instantly!
Shen Qingying has now turned her attention to Bai Zhou again, a deep surprise appeared in her eyes, and took a slight breath:
"This... Could it be that Bai Zhou's previous performance was an illusion?"
That's right, Shen Qingying's perspective on the problem always felt a little purposeful, and she didn't know the reason.
Lin Xidai and Lin Wan also looked at Bai Zhou, and there was also a surprise in their eyes.
At this moment, Gu Changfeng was indeed silent.
He frowned, lowered his head slightly, touched the beard on his chin, and kept thinking about the two words Bai Zhou just said in his mind.
I have to say, people are right!
This next couplet looks really neat and tidy, but... I can't think about it!
If you think about it...it's a bit unsatisfactory indeed.
"But..." Gu Changfeng's voice seemed a little hesitant, and then slowly said:
"If there are some flaws in the couplet, it is inevitable. After all, this is absolute, there is no such simple answer?"
"Cut..." Hearing Gu Changfeng's words, Bai Zhou sneered and said "Cut".
"You..." Good guy, seeing Bai Zhou's attitude, Gu Changfeng can't hold back anymore!
Thinking of me, Gu Changfeng, who is so old and still has such a prominent position in the society, how dare you sneer at me, such a little kid with a yellow mouth?
Bai Zhou did not give Gu Changfeng a chance to attack, and said directly:
"If it's not so rigorous, and it's hard to pull together, then there will be too many downlinks!!"
"Don't be ashamed!!" Chu Yun finally seized the opportunity and pointed directly at Bai Zhou and said loudly:
"You talked too much? Then you said something that could be on the table? What is a rust-blocking range hood?!"
Looking at Chu Yun's appearance, Bai Zhou secretly laughed in his heart!
No, Chu Yun's current appearance, for the identity of the "protagonist", it is already a gaffe!
Aren't you Furui Wubo?
Don't you fall in front of Mount Tai and I stand still?
How are you now like a dog whose tail was trampled?
He looked at Chu Yun's eyes, as if he was telling Chu Yun with his eyes:
"Chu Yun, do you know what a dimensionality reduction strike is?"
Bai Zhou took a slight breath, and with a slight curvature on the corner of his mouth, he slowly opened his mouth:
"Yinqi Linghai Tuo!"
"Light Key Harbor Tower Orange!"
"Peach Burns Jinjiang Embankment!"
"Candle engraved river dam pine!"
"..."
The five-character lower couplet in Bai Zhou's mouth is like pouring beans, and it doesn't stop.
One by one, in the blink of an eye, more than a dozen lower couplets against the willows of the Yansuo Pond, all poured out!
At the beginning, when Bai Zhou said the first link.
Everyone was stunned.
Just about to start thinking, who knew that Bai Zhou didn't give them a chance at all!
The second, the third, the fourth, and so on.
The dazed expressions of these people gradually turned into surprise.
Then it went from surprise to shock slowly!
In the end, it went from shocking to bewildering!
These people's brains went blank, they just listened to Bai Zhou's continuous speech, and lost all their thoughts.
It's like everyone is stupid.
Even Gu Changfeng himself is like this!
His mouth has slowly grown into an O word!
With the same expression as him, there are also Shen Qingying, Lin Xidai, and Lin Wan.
As for Chu Yun, he was already stupid now. He looked at Bai Zhou in the distance in disbelief, his expression was direct and cloudy!
He knew that if he pretended to force himself, he failed again!
...*
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