Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

( ) Seeing Black "crackling" there using various spells in vain to try to remove the locket, Zhang Xu really wanted to tell him, why don't you turn into an Animagus form and bleed some blood Try it on, black dog blood to ward off evil spirits.

At this time, Kreacher came to the living room with a large bowl of sandwiches. Everyone hasn't had dinner today.

After everyone ate sandwiches and solved the dinner problem, they continued to discuss how to open the locket.

Zhang Xu was thinking about why the locket found him just now, and didn't participate in the discussion, which made Hermione, the moving library, and Granger the protagonist.

"Being able to talk to snakes is a famous ability of Salazar Slytherin. Therefore, the symbol of Slytherin House is a snake." Hermione said to everyone, "If it is a Slytherin item, it is likely to need a Parsel chamber to order it to open."

Hermione made a good point, and everyone nodded in agreement.

When it came to Parseltongue, all the people present were insiders, and everyone looked at Harry Potter.

Harry Potter was taken aback, nodded and said, "I think I can try to open it."

After speaking, Harry reached out to Black who was holding the locket.

"Wait a minute, Harry." Zhang Xu stood up and stopped Harry, "I think you'd better not touch that locket lightly. Your scar hurts again just now, and I'm worried that you will die if you touch that locket. What an accident."

"Mr. Black, please put the locket here first." Zhang Xu took out a box with intricate patterns engraved on the outside and asked Black to put the locket in.

Black looked at Dumbledore, put the locket in after Dumbledore nodded, and then Zhang Xu closed the lid of the box.

After putting the locket box back on the tea table, Zhang Xu said to Harry: "Harry, wait a minute, I will conjure a snake, try to say 'open' to it, and then I will learn your pronunciation Go and open the locket."

Seeing that Dumbledore nodded, Harry agreed to Zhang Xu's proposal.

Zhang Xu placed the dish in front of Harry, and the plate used to hold the sandwiches just now was transformed into a one-meter-long grass snake by using transfiguration. The transformed emerald green snake lay lazily on the coffee table, as if taking a nap.

Harry stared intently at the grass snake, and then mentally tried to wake it up as if it were a bedridden Ron.

"One... two... three... hiss... hiss..."

After a few tries, Harry let out a growl whose last word was hiss.

Zhang Xu listened carefully to Harry's "hissing" sound, which sounded a bit like Morse code, just memorize the interval between the pronunciations.

In fact, Zhang Xu has always wanted Harry to use Parseltongue to make a catchphrase, but he never had the chance.

After confirming that his pronunciation was correct, Zhang Xu walked to the coffee table and took out the locket from the box.

At this time, everyone in the living room took out their wands one after another to prevent any accidents.

Picking up the locket again, Zhang Xu immediately felt an inexplicable feeling rising from the bottom of his heart, as if the locket was calling him, and at the same time, a faint hostility arose in his heart.

Because he wanted to find out why the locket found him, Zhang Xu did not apply spiritual protection spells such as mechanized mind to himself. Now he is relying on a jade pendant hanging on the belt under the robe as the final protection. Just now he tried After a while, I found that the effect is remarkable, but the locket will become hot when it resists.

Holding the locket in his left hand, Zhang Xu made a "hissing" sound at it.

Zhang Xu's pronunciation was very accurate, and the lid of the locket popped open with a "click".

Inside the locket, behind two small windows, a living eye with black pupils blinked.

Zhang Xu put the locket on the coffee table, and Dumbledore stood up, looking at the eyes in the locket from a distance.

At this moment, Zhang Xu felt that the locket was talking to him, like a long-winded person whispering words such as "soul", "heart", and "desire" in his ear.

At this moment Zhang Xu really wanted to transform it into a Walkman.

Zhang Xu stretched out his wand in front of the locket, and poked the eyes in the locket, but the wand couldn't reach it because of the glass blocking it.

Then suddenly a white light flashed on the tip of the wand facing the eyes, and the white light fell directly on the eyes.

"Hey, there is still pupillary reflex, these eyes are alive." Zhang Xu said.

Zhang Xu poked the glass on the locket with his shiny wand, and said to the locket, "Hey, can you hear me? Besides nagging about those useless things, what else can you say?" Is it?"

Hearing Zhang Xu talking to the locket, the corners of the onlookers' lips twitched. But the next scene made people's jaw drop in shock, the locket accosted.

"Turn off the lights, you are an offense to the great Dark Lord!" An angry voice sounded from the Horcrux.

"If you tell me to turn it off, I'll just turn it off. Wouldn't it be a waste of face for me?" After Zhang Xu finished speaking, the light on the top of the wand in his hand became brighter again, almost matching the 800-lumen outdoor strong-light flashlight.

"You dare to offend the invincible Dark Lord! You will pay the price!" The voice from the locket sounded a bit annoyed.

"Let's not talk about these useless words. You are a frog in the well who only jumps around in Western Europe. Now there are at least five people in the world who can win against you, Africa." Zhang Xu rubbed his swollen head and said.

From just now, there have been bursts of mental attacks coming from the locket, and other ordinary wizards would probably be kneeling by now.

"Ask you a question first. Out of so many people just now, why did you only find me?" Zhang Xu asked after poking the locket again.

At this time, Zhang Xu stopped the light on the top of the wand to prepare for emergencies.

"Because I have seen your heart and your soul," the locket actually answered obediently, "the heart full of desire, the powerful soul, it will be mine!"

"Sorry, you are not a beautiful woman, I can't give them to you." Zhang Xu said.

"I have seen your dreams, and I have seen your fears," said the locket. "Whatever you desire can happen, but what you fear can also happen."

At this moment, Zhang Xu was stunned for a moment, but then he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he couldn't help kneading his brows with his right hand, because he guessed what would happen later.

Zhang Xu can be sure that the IQ of this locket is not high. Compared with the one in the diary, the part of Voldemort's split soul is a little worse, because the answers to the dialogue are not at the same level, and the temper is too violent. It's not as elegant and cultivated as the youth in the diary.

Zhang Xu finally knew why the locket came to him just now, and now the soul in the locket is like a vicious dog, always looking for someone's soul to swallow, and then take away the body.

And Zhang Xu's soul is extremely powerful, which is an extra-large cake to Voldemort.

And human desire is the breakthrough point for Voldemort's soul to lure wizards into the bait, it is like the cream on top of the cake.

So in the eyes of the soul inside the locket, Zhang Xu is a huge cream cake covered with cream.

Zhang Xu was relieved by this result. It would be a bit embarrassing if Voldemort's soul said that it was because the world's Parseltongues belonged.

Immediately afterwards, from behind the glass of the locket, and from the eyes, two things resembling soap bubbles emerged, rising and deforming.

The onlookers raised their wands one after another, aiming at the two soap bubbles.

After the two soap bubbles rose into the air, the soap bubble on Zhang Xu's left turned into a roast suckling pig with an apple still in its mouth.

Zhang Xu covered his face with one hand, when he heard the locket said that it saw his heart, he knew it would become like this.

The Love Locket thinks he has a strong craving for food after seeing a pile of food.

At this moment, Zhang Xu was also a little curious, how Voldemort's soul would tempt him next, could it be that he was invited to eat roast pig every day? Eating large pieces of meat and drinking in big bowls every day was the style of the water in Liangshan, not the style of Death Eaters.

Covering his face, Zhang Xu was wondering whether the soap bubbles on the right would turn into a dish or a pot of soup, when he suddenly heard the exclamation of the crowd and a "hehe" sound that made him sound creepy.

After Zhang Xu put down his hand covering his face, he looked over the locket.

At this time, for the first time, Zhang Xu had the idea of ​​killing Voldemort with his own hands.

The soap bubble on Zhang Xu's right turned into a girl, a petite girl with curly green hair and eyes, wearing a black dress with a split hem.

At this time, Zhang Xu was about to cry without tears. After he learned to add things to his memory firewall a while ago, he tried to add some frozen eel characters he liked in his previous life, but now he is given by Voldemort's soul. Sentenced publicly.

So Zhang Xu immediately closed the locket with his hands, then took out a rice cooker, threw the locket in and closed it, and slapped a bunch of seal symbols on the lid of the pot.

After bursts of white light flashed on the rice cooker, Zhang Xu felt the spiritual attack from the Horcrux disappear, which made him heave a sigh of relief.

"This Horcrux is too dangerous, so let me keep it temporarily." Zhang Xu said to Dumbledore with a straight face.