Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

"No big problem," Zhang Xu said, "I was accidentally bitten by a long-haired zombie and got a little poisoned. But no one can die, and the swelling will subside after a while. It's a pity that Professor Dumbledore's That phoenix refused to give me some tears, even if I cut ten catties of onions beside it, it was useless, otherwise it would have been healed."

"What was that that bit you?" Harry asked curiously.

It was the first time he had seen Zhang Xu suffer such a serious injury. Unlike Zhang Xu's previous skin injuries, this time the wound obviously carried magical damage.

"It's a kind of zombie. It's similar to the yin corpse. But unlike the yin corpse, which is made by a black wizard, most zombies are buried for various reasons. After death, they will become similar to the yin corpse. A corpse that can move. And these zombies will upgrade, and their teeth and nails are poisonous." Zhang Xu explained to Harry with content that Harry could understand.

"How did you meet them?" Harry went into curious baby mode.

The other people on the side were also waiting to hear Zhang Xu's story with great interest. They knew that Zhang Xu was injured by some kind of magical monster from the east, but Zhang Xu didn't say much about the details.

Zhang Xu glanced at the other onlookers, sighed, and talked about what happened that night.

"Last month, I visited the senior who taught me Animagus at the Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding," Zhang Xu said.

"What, you learned the transformation of Animagus? When is it?" Black was taken aback. He was a little older than Zhang Xu when he learned the transformation of Animagus.

"Probably when you escaped from Azkaban." Zhang Xu said to Black.

"That's amazing," Blake sighed.

"After chatting with that senior for a long time, Helaisen and I went to the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China to talk about the establishment of an industry-university-research cooperation base between our company and their school's newly established School of Computer Science and Engineering." Zhang Xu continued Said.

"After a preliminary cooperation agreement was reached, the two of us drove to Longquanyi overnight. We planned to go to the School of Meteorology the next day to see if there were any opportunities for cooperation. On the way, we encountered three zombies attacking the locals."

"Later, when I was eliminating these zombies, I was accidentally bitten by one of them. At first I thought it was a black zombie that was afraid of light like the other two, but who knew it was a hairy zombie that was not afraid of light, and it The movement is very fast, if it hadn't been for Helaisen to block it with magic, it would be my neck instead of my hand that was bitten."

"It was only later that I found out that they were accidentally dug out by an archaeological team when excavating ancient tombs. Finally, the people from "Approaching Science" came to the conclusion and characterized the incident as a rabies attack in a nearby villager."

Zhang Xu avoided the seriousness and then simply told the story of pouring some water.

After returning to China, all the ammunition on Zhang Xu's body was handed over to the relevant department for safekeeping. In a safe country, he usually didn't have many protective measures. In the end, he rushed forward like Gandalf in a hurry, and was bitten by the hairy zombie.

It's just that the audience didn't notice this, and different people paid attention to it differently.

"Three zombies, really dangerous." This is where Harry noticed.

"Company?" This was where Ron was concerned.

"University?" Hermione's eyes lit up when she heard it.

"Helleson?" Mrs. Weasley, who was making dinner, noticed the change in Zhang Xu's address.

"Driving?" Mr. Weasley wanted to ask if the car could fly.

"Two people together? Still overnight?" Black's focus was different.

"Your company?" Lupine noticed something else.

Just when several people were about to break the casserole and ask the truth, Zhang Xu took out a stack of manuscript paper and began to write and draw on it.

"There's no need to hurry up, Zhang." Lu Ping said to Zhang Xu with a smile.

"Lu Xun said, 'Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you want to squeeze it, there will always be some'." Zhang Xu said while writing, "My time is very limited.

There is still a lot of work in the company, and recently it has taken up too much of the originally planned time, so I have to seize every moment. "

"What are you doing?" Mr. Weasley asked curiously.

"Before I came to the UK, I just negotiated a business with the relevant domestic departments. With the development of the Internet, cyber crimes will inevitably increase, so our company cooperated with them to develop a system for checking water meters. I need to prepare the design first. The plan and the general structure, after setting the general direction, let the people in the company deal with the remaining problems." Zhang Xu replied vaguely.

Mr. Weasley, like other wizards, basically didn't understand what Zhang Xu was saying, but this didn't prevent him from making a "unaware" expression.

Zhang Xu's job in his previous life was to check water meters on the Internet, so he was very familiar with this aspect of work. When the Weasley twins let dinner fly to the table, he had already written two or three pages.

Before dinner, Mrs. Weasley accidentally mentioned her third baby Percy, and the air suddenly fell into silence.

Zhang Xu, who has limited mobility in his left hand, has no inconvenience in eating with his right hand. Tonight's stew and bread can be handled with one hand.

After everyone ate in silence for a few minutes, Mrs. Weasley started talking to Black about cleaning the house.

The house had not been lived in for many years, and Kreacher had not maintained it much. The relationship between Black and Kreacher has eased because of Regulus' affairs, but Black didn't let him clean the house, and Kreacher is also getting old and starting to be unable to do what he wants, so this house is only clean in a small number of places where people are often present. .

Tonks amuses Hermione and Ginny by constantly changing the shape of his nose.

At the other end of the table, the adult group of Mr. Weasley, Bill and Lupine were discussing the topic of goblins.

Zhang Xu discussed with Scarlett what to do in the next few days.

Suddenly, Harry asked Zhang Xu a question.

"Zhang, aren't you good at divination?"

Zhang Xu glanced at Harry strangely, and asked, "Why do you ask such a question?"

"I suddenly realized that you can always be prepared for all kinds of bad things," Harry said.

The conversation between Harry and Zhang Xu attracted the attention of others. Everyone stopped their conversations and looked at Zhang Xu to hear what he had to say.

"Is this what you mean by being prepared for something bad?" Zhang Xu raised his bandaged left hand and said to Harry with a smile.

"Except for this matter, I think Harry is quite right." Hermione is worthy of being the intellectual in charge of the trio, and soon thought of a few Zhang Xu who had planned for a rainy day in the past few years, and finally came to use place.

"I think you should replace Professor Trelawney as the professor of divination." Ron followed suit.

After hearing Ron's words, Zhang Xu felt a black line in his head.

Tell him to take a divination class, how should he take it?

"Students, please get out our textbooks for this year - "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", we start reading the first chapter, 'Dudley meets a dementor'."

Such words seem to be very touching?

But if Zhang Xu dared to commit suicide like this, as long as he wanted to take out "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", his aunt Zhang Qiu would be the first to knock him to death with a magic wand.

"Actually, there are many kinds of divination." Zhang Xu said to everyone at the table, "Some people are good at predicting the turning point of the general trend but not good at predicting trivial things around them. For example, Professor Trelawney is like this. And I am the worst at it." It’s about divination of the weather.”

"Then what are you good at divination?" Lupine asked curiously.

"You should know, Professor Lu Ping." Zhang Xu said with a smile, "I am good at divination of marriage."

This is not Zhang Xu's bragging by relying on spoilers, it is his new specialty that he discovered after learning divination from Mr. Zhao for a while. At that time, this result made him extremely anxious. It's just that his current skills in this area are not deep, and the results of divination are still very vague. If there were no spoilers on the British side, he wouldn't be able to get a seat on it.

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Lu Ping suddenly remembered what Zhang Xu had said to him in the teachers' lounge back then, and he lowered his head with a blushing face.

Black immediately discovered something wrong with his good buddy, so he asked Zhang Xu, "Why did Lupine know?"

"When Professor Lu Ping was teaching at Hogwarts, I did a divination for him one day. Many professors at Hogwarts knew about it." Zhang Xu said to Black.

"How did it turn out?" Blake asked curiously.

Everyone else at the table also looked at Zhang Xu with "I'm curious".

"At present, it seems that my prediction is not wrong." Zhang Xu replied with a smile.

Everyone around the table except the two parties laughed cheerfully.

"Have you ever done a fortune-telling for Harry?" Black cared more about his godson than himself.

Zhang Xu thought for a while, took out a blank piece of paper from his treasure bag, wrote a few words on it, and stuffed it into an envelope.

Everyone was very curious about what Zhang Xu wrote on the paper, but it was difficult to ask.

Zhang Xu handed the envelope to Black and said, "Put it away and show it to Harry in twenty years."

"And Ron?" asked Mrs. Weasley suddenly.

Amid everyone's laughter, Zhang Xu handed another envelope to Mrs. Weasley, and also asked her to show it to Ron in twenty years.

Then Zhang Xu continued his efforts, wrote another envelope, sealed it and handed it to Mr. Weasley, and entrusted him to hand it over to Mr. and Mrs. Granger when he was free. At the same time, he asked them to deliver the letter inside to Mr. and Mrs. Granger after twenty years. Hermione looked.

Mr. Weasley took the envelope with a smile, promising to complete the task.

Hermione glared at Zhang Xu angrily, wanted to speak but didn't know what to say.

Ron, who was teased by the twin brother, suddenly said to Zhang Xu: "Zhang, you should also do a fortune-telling for Bill."

Student Ron, you are making trouble, do you know that?