Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

When Harry Potter was blown away by the wind again, Zhang had 58.32 million alpacas galloping past in his heart.

Fortunately, the wind was not too strong today, and there were no Dementors around to interfere, so the players on the court quickly brought Harry back to the ground.

Professor McGonagall rushed into the stadium and carried Harry to the school doctor's office with Neville and Seamus who came to help.

The next game entered garbage time, and the Lions Court players had lost their fighting spirit. After Badger Court scored a few goals, their seeker Xabi caught the Golden Snitch in front of the Lion Court's substitute seeker.

Not long after the game ended, several spells came out of the noisy locker room of the Lions Court, and finally died down amidst the explosions. Soon after the players except the goalkeeper were cleaning the dust from their hair and robes and walked out of the locker room.

The next day, while Harry and Ron were sleeping in the ward, a sneaky figure walked towards a girl standing alone in the corridor on the eighth floor of Hogwarts Castle.

A petite first-grade girl was standing in front of a wall holding a copper scale, looking around nervously.

Suddenly, the little girl noticed a person suddenly appearing not far from her.

The little girl trembled like a frightened kitten, and then the scale slipped from her hand and fell to the ground.

Just when the scale was about to collide with the ground and make a huge noise, it suddenly stopped in the air just like Harry yesterday, then flew upwards and fell into the hands of the visitor.

Zhang Xu walked up to the little girl with a scale, made an expression that he thought was sunny, and asked: "Classmate, did you drop this scale?"

But when the little girl saw who the person was, she suddenly started to tremble, as if she saw the two-hole socket man smiling "arrogantly" at her.

The little girl was trembling like a frightened baby bird, and her body couldn't help but shrink back. Zhang Xu took a step forward, and she took half a step back, with her entire back pressed against the wall.

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Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xu hit the little girl.

"Why don't you speak?" Zhang Xu asked, "Do you think I'm not worthy of talking to you?"

The little girl bit her lip and shook her head vigorously, shaking the tears from her eyes.

Zhang Xu bent his elbow while supporting the wall, bringing their faces closer to each other.

"What are you doing here?" Zhang Xu asked softly, "How about we find a classroom and discuss magical spells together?"

"No!" the little girl said with a cry, "please let me go."

"Why should I let you go?" Zhang Xu reached out his other hand to wipe away the tears on the little girl's cheek.

The little girl was startled by Zhang Xu's extended hand and quickly turned her head to one side.

As for the scale that Zhang Xu originally held in his hand, it was unknown where he touched it silently.

"I have never tasted the feeling of being rejected. Very good, you have successfully attracted my attention, you annoying little goblin." Zhang Xu said with a sneer, "You are completely different from those pretentious and coquettish bitches. No, they are only interested in my family, my wealth, and most importantly, my beauty. In the past, as long as I twitched my fingers, they would rush over to me like flies."

"Only you, so pure and unpretentious, just like a white narcissus, I like it, hehehehe..."

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The little girl who was caught between Zhang Xu and the wall turned her head to the side, trying not to look at the face in front of her.

After coming here for a while, the little girl didn't hear the person in front of her speak anymore. When she turned her head, she found that the person in front of her was looking at the area below her neck.

"I didn't expect that you look so thin, but you are actually quite handsome."

Zhang Xu's words became the last straw for the little girl in front of him. Her legs gave way and she fell to the ground, and the next moment she turned into a screaming monster.

At this time, Zhang Xu was confused. He had prepared a lot of lines for the domineering script that he had prepared all night. I still have to contract the fish pond of Hogwarts for you. Why did you collapse so quickly?

Just when Zhang Xu was thinking about what to do next, a huge scream sounded from the stairs not far away. Before this, Zhang Xu didn't know that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

"Malfoy! What are you doing!"

Professor McGonagall's roar could be heard even from the seventh floor of the castle.

Well, the person standing in front of Professor McGonagall and the little girl now looks like Malfoy.

There is a big pot of polyjuice in the Potions classroom in the basement. When Malfoy went to mess with Umbridge to find Zhang Xu, Zhang Xu collected Malfoy's hair when he used a puppet to transfer damage. , coupled with the effect of the age-increasing agent, he can cosplay Malfoy without any pressure.

Faced with the unexpected situation, Zhang Xu took advantage of Professor McGonagall's hands and feet to tremble with anger and immediately smashed a smoke bomb obtained from the Weasley twins' store to the ground. Black smoke suddenly enveloped the entire corridor.

More than ten seconds later, a strong gust of wind blew out from Professor McGonagall's wand, blowing the smoke in the corridor out of the window.

When the smoke cleared, the little girl was still sitting on the ground making noises, and beside her stood a confused Malfoy.

Originally, Zhang Xu wanted to turn into a big mosquito, and then take advantage of the black smoke to fly to a corner on the ceiling and hide it, but he didn't expect that the strong wind released by Professor McGonagall blew him and the black smoke away. The outside of the castle.

After he learned from Peeves that Malfoy had asked Goyle and Crabbe to use Polyjuice Potion to turn into girls and stand guard in front of the Room of Requirement, he had the idea of ​​​​pranking them.

In order to make everyone crazy, Zhang Xu spent a long time recalling the jokes written by the overbearing president.

It seems to have worked well today. I don't know whether it was Goyle or Crabbe who was frightened today. I wonder if they will recall today's scene when they see Xiaoma's face in the future.

It's just that this method is to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred to oneself, because at that time, the faces of Goyle and Crabbe would pop up in Zhang Xu's mind from time to time, making him almost unable to continue acting.

As for the question of whether a real cross-dressing boss can have sex, he is absolutely not interested.

Zhang Xu, who turned into a mosquito, took a moment to fly into the study room of the dormitory through the window, straightened his appearance in the mirror and walked out of the study room.

He asked Zhang Qiu and other girls in the living room who came to use the space to study because they thought the common room was too noisy: "Do you want some snacks?"

It was precisely because of their arrival that Zhang Xu found an opportunity to take action.

The girls present were his witnesses, proving that he was alone in the study room preparing for the college entrance examination at the time of the incident.

On their way to dinner in the evening, the students discovered that the scoring diamond hourglass in the foyer had undergone significant changes, with a thick layer missing from the Snake Yard scores.

At the dinner table, after learning the details, Zhang Xu could only lament Malfoy's bad luck. Who allowed him to come out of the Room of Requirement at the moment when he set off the smoke bomb and ran away?