Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

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"who I am?"

"where am I?"

"What am I doing?"

In the Thames River, a man was floating on the river with his head up, staring blankly at the fiery red sunset in the sky and the setting sun in the distance that had already fallen halfway into the horizon, drifting downstream with the water.

With the return of consciousness, the man floating on the water finally recalled something.

Last night, after leaving {Deleted}Professor McGonagall{/Deleted} who just got out of the bath, the four of them went to the Hogwarts Castle in Hogsmeade and stayed in a room for the night.

Early the next morning, when they boarded the Knight Bus, they found that the cars in the 1960s were no different from those in the 1990s. They had the same messy layout and the same crazy driving style.

Not long after the car left Hogsmeade, and as soon as the car reached its maximum speed, the middle-aged driver, Ern Plan, stepped on the brakes to the fullest.

The seats in the car and the four poor passengers immediately fell over in accordance with Newton's first law. If they had not been prepared in advance, they might have rolled to the front of the car.

"Welcome aboard the Knight Bus, young lady."

Following the conductor's greeting, a cute lolita wearing a gorgeous dress boarded the car.

The loli glanced at the four stunned passengers in the car, and as if they were impressed by her beauty, she softly "hummed" and started looking for a suitable seat.

"Hold it!"

"Now is not the time!"

"Be careful, the Aurors are summoned!"

The voices of the three companions behind him sounded in Leonard Zhang's ears at the same time.

But before Xiao Zhangzi could react, the driver stepped on the accelerator and started the car.

Before she could find a seat, Loli suddenly lost her balance, staggered and almost fell down.

At this moment,

An arm gently wrapped around her waist, then carried her over and placed her on a chair.

"Thank you very much." Little Loli thanked the young man sitting next to her who helped her.

"You're welcome." Xiao Zhangzi said, "This is your first time riding this car. You must find a seat in the car as soon as possible."

The little Loli nodded with fear on her face.

Riding this bus for the first time was a test of the passengers' mental endurance. Within a few minutes, the little Loli's face turned pale.

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"Would you like a lollipop? It's strawberry flavored." Xiao Zhangzi handed a lollipop to the little Loli next to him, "You will feel better after eating it."

"My name is Leonardo DiCaprio, and I am an American wizard traveling to the UK. Would you be lucky enough to know your name, beautiful lady?"

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The three onlookers sitting at the back of the car continued to stare at the two people in front of them who started chatting with their mouths open wide enough to fit a duck egg in.

"The two of them hooked up now?"

"It's incredible."

"What do you think we film this scene?"

"Isn't it good to be alive? Which of the two can you beat?"

"Then we pretend we don't know them."

"Why?"

"What if he really summons the Auror? Don't forget who is the current Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement."

"What do you think would happen if her family showed up?"

"When the time comes, we can just watch the excitement from a distance."

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When the Knight Bus arrived in front of the Leaky Cauldron, there was a heavy rain in the London sky. The two people who had just met on the bus got out of the bus holding hands and holding umbrellas. After passing through the Leaky Cauldron, they arrived at the opposite door. Corner Alley.

The three people watching the excitement followed the two of them from a distance, watching them enter Gringotts, and then bought wands, robes, first grade textbooks and cauldrons for the little Loli's upcoming arrival. A trip to Hogwarts for a big purchase.

However, just as the two of them came out of the candy store after shopping for a day and sat in a cold drink shop eating and chatting, Xiao Zhangzi's vision suddenly went dark, and then he didn't know anything at all.

When Xiao Zhangzi opened his eyes, he found that he was at the bottom of the water somewhere. It seemed that he had had such an experience not long ago.

In the end, they watched the lively trio get Xiao Zhangzi ashore while he was floating on the water.

"How's it going? Are you injured anywhere?" Macaulay asked, but a gloating tone could be heard in his words.

"It's okay." Xiao Zhangzi, who had recovered, said angrily, "You just watch the fun and don't help me."

"It's your own carelessness. Normally you would never let such a sneak attack succeed." Tom Cruise said with a suppressed smile, "And this is your family matter, we have nothing to do with it."

"Let's not talk about this anymore." Xiao Zhangzi also recovered at this time. He used the wand to get rid of the water and sediment on his body and asked, "What are you going to do next?"

"We plan to go to Godric's Hollow first." Macaulay said excitedly. "Today we met my father and my grandparents in Diagon Alley, and we chatted with them. My father invited We went to his house to play.”

Xiao Zhangzi looked at the eight-year-old child who was dancing with excitement in front of him speechlessly, and told him: "Be careful then, don't let anything slip when you get excited."

"Won't you go together?" Macaulay said to Xiao Zhangzi with some regret, "I also want to introduce you to them."

"Forget it, I'm not Ginny." Xiao Zhangzi waved his hand and said, "No trouble will happen next. I also have to go to Canada as planned to visit an old friend. He is 78 years old this year. If I don't go There will be no chance in the future.”

"Then when you return to England, you can go to Godric's Hollow to find us first," Macaulay said.

"It depends on the situation." Xiao Zhangzi said, "If I can't find you there, I will go to Cokeworth to find you first. If something goes wrong, then I will leave a mark as agreed. Sneak in through the secret passage When you were at Hogwarts, do you all remember the method of breaking the defensive magic in the secret passage?"

The known secret passages in Hogwarts are all equipped with defensive magic, which will react when someone passes by. It's just that when Lao Deng asked Zhang Xu to help set up the defense in the secret passage, he told all these contents. In this way, Zhang Xu could feel like no one was in the secret passage, so the four of them were able to go there safely last night. From the secret passage to Hogsmeade. It's just that these magics haven't been updated in decades, which made Xiao Zhangzi complain for a while.

"Okay, then let's separate here and meet again after a while." Macaulay said to Xiao Zhangzi.

"Okay." Xiao Zhangzi said, "You should also pay attention and control your emotions."

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