Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

Many years later, a traffic safety promotion program called "Ten Minutes a Day, Drive Slowly and Cowardly" produced an episode of "Magic Collection". At the end of the program, netizens sang along to the rhythm of "a ot easy" Shaking my legs, I saw a black figure suddenly appear in the video where the sun was originally. After a violent vibration and a black screen, the picture changed to falling from the clouds at high speed. After passing through the clouds, A big city appears on the screen.

Netizens quickly discovered several famous buildings in London in the falling footage. Careful netizens also discovered that London's Millennium Dome and the London Eye did not appear in the video. From this, it can be inferred that the video was shot in Before 2000.

So at the end of "Life is not the same, please be careful when interpreting", the screen was full of "Foreigner Series" barrages.

However, when a more attentive netizen browsed the video for the second time, he found that the "fuck" sound of less than one second was covered up at the collision point in this video, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear it. owned.

The Internet is abuzz now. A Chinese man hit a man in the sky over London at the end of the last century. Coupled with the chaotic background of the British wizarding world at that time, onlookers expressed their disapproval of the "f*ck man" and "fuck you" in the video. I am very interested in the identity of "Bang Ge". For a time, everyone from Weibo to Zombie Island was discussing the identities of "Brother Damn" and "Brother Bumped".

The first person to be found was the uploader of the video. Someone mistook the network disk password for "Traffic Accident Video", and after some searching, they found that the person who uploaded and shared the video was an international student from the UK. The British international student surnamed Lu Ping said in the interview that she got this video from her best friend. The "brother who was hit" was her best friend's biological father, and the person who hit the person was her father's former colleague.

Then almost all the wizards in the UK transformed into "Bloody Brother" because they had recognized that "Brother Bump" was the "Dark Lord" Voldemort who once frightened them, and only then did they know that Voldemort actually had another person. daughter.

As for the identity of "WTF Brother", the discussion about him on the Internet suddenly disappeared overnight, as if no one had ever paid attention to him. Just like a photo of a giant panda from a certain time and place that has become an Internet legend.

And when the content in the video happened in 1997, the future "Fuck Brother" no longer cared about what would happen in the future, because if he didn't think of a way, he Zhang Xu would be beaten into a "sing".

Zhang Xu guessed it right from the beginning. Voldemort relied on his snake-like infrared sensing to find him under the Disillusionment Curse.

When Zhang Xu rushed towards the sun, Voldemort found that his sense of Zhang Xu was getting weaker and weaker, so he apparated to the front and tried to get closer before launching an attack.

As a result, he was disturbed by the sun and got into the wrong position.

Not only did he appear in front of Zhang Xu, he was also hit on the head and waist by Zhang Xu, who didn't brake quickly.

When Zhang Xu was awakened by the biting cold wind in the sky, he found that he had passed through the clouds and was falling towards the Thames River.

The first thing he thought of was that if he had worn a helmet just now, he might be able to break Voldemort's waist.

The second thing that came to mind was that luckily he didn't bump into Voldemort's ass.

At the third time, he began to reach into his treasure bag and take out flying props.

He took out the sometimes useless vector thrust broomstick, and after a hard ride on it, he applied the brakes. After falling more than a hundred meters, he finally stopped the momentum of his free fall.

Since he didn't know whether Voldemort fell with him or continued to wait for him in the sky, after seeing that Voldemort was not under the clouds, Zhang Xu immediately drove his broomstick to fly into the clouds.

The clouds in the sky are actually similar to the thick fog on the ground, and the visibility inside is very low. Sometimes when walking in the thick fog in the early morning, you will hear the sound of engines not far away, but there is no vehicle in sight in the vast white field ahead.

So when Zhang Xu saw Voldemort flying towards him again, the broomstick under his crotch almost hit Voldemort in the head. He was then treated as a demon-killing artifact and kept in a display window specially made by the Ministry of Magic three times a day. fragrant.

And Voldemort also missed the opportunity to knock Zhang Xu from the sky to the ground and fall to death, leaving this "scourge" behind.

The sky over London has been cloudy these days, but it doesn't rain, which provides Zhang Xu with a place to hide and seek.

Zhang Xu was flying like Brownian motion in the thick clouds, and the clouds around him were dyed green from time to time by the light emitted by the flying magic spell.

Zhang Xu also turned around and used magic spells to fight back from time to time. The end of his wand was fixed with a missing rope, so he was not afraid of accidentally falling from the air.

Zhang Xu, who was turning in front, found that he could no longer run like this. He would lose if he defended for a long time. He had to carry out several effective counterattacks in order to delay time and wait until St. Mungo's was almost done before he could run away. .

It's just that the thick clouds not only affected Voldemort, but also affected his sight. It was possible to save his life here, so if he wanted to fight back, he could only leave the clouds, so he immediately drove his broomstick to fly upward.

Above the clouds, the sun shines on the thick clouds, making it look like a large ocean of marshmallows, and at the same time, it also has the majesty of the mountain peaks. And Mr. Zhang who rushed out of Yunshan was like a sparrow flying out of the mountains.

The moment Zhang Xu flew out of the clouds, his eyes, which had just gotten used to the visibility of only a few dozen meters, were dazzled by the dazzling sunlight. Then he immediately drove the broom to an emergency stop, and then flew to the cloud mountain aside. Several streaks came from the direction of the sun. The curse passed him right from where he was just now.

Now he had a headache. After all, Voldemort was a big boss, so how could he not take a few of his men with him when he went out.

There were more and more Death Eaters riding broomsticks in the sky. Except for Snape and Lao Ma, all the veteran Death Eaters had arrived.

Moreover, these Death Eaters were riding the latest version of Firebolts, and there was no way he could use plug-ins to render these flying broomsticks useless.

As a result, within a few minutes, Zhang Xu found himself surrounded by a group of Death Eaters in a huge circle, and the circle was getting smaller and smaller.

If you don’t run now, you probably won’t be able to run away later.

So after saying "biu", Zhang Xu, who hid in the clouds again, returned to Hogsmeade with his broom. Novel Drinking Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts Latest Chapter Chapter 5440 Website: