Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

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"What?! Zombies appear on a large scale?!"

Zhang Xu, who was running back to Hogsmeade from the cemetery, heard the news on his phone. He almost turned around and ran to the nearest airport, and then bought a ticket for the nearest flight back home. Even a standing ticket was fine.

"Ah, the British government intervened."

After hearing the news, Zhang Xu breathed a sigh of relief.

Just now I was wondering if Voldemort was going to cause trouble in the near future, but within two hours, it happened.

In a conference room of the Pig Head Bar, a map of the United Kingdom was hung on the wall. There were nearly twenty small black flags planted in different places on the map.

When Zhang Xu came to the conference room, Lu Ping, as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts, was invited to explain the characteristics of the zombies made by Voldemort to a group of leaders.

Zhang Xu was also called to teach the leaders because he had been in contact with one of the producers of the zombie virus.

Soon, Zhang Xu told him the information he had obtained from Snape in exchange for Harley's photo album.

Next, more and more news spread to the Pig Head Bar.

Since this morning, zombies have appeared in more than 20 villages and small towns.

These zombies are all local residents. The zombies have lost their sense and are very aggressive. They bite all living creatures they can encounter. Those living creatures, including humans, will turn into human beings within a few minutes after being bitten. New zombies.

The appearance of the zombies is no different from ordinary people. There is no rotting skin or strange growth. The only difference between them and ordinary people is that the blood vessels under their skin are black, their eyes are dull, they act strangely, and they are unable to speak.

There have been no reports of mutations such as increased strength or mastery of unique abilities.

According to statistics, there are currently about 2,000 to 3,000 zombies in more than 20 locations across the UK. The most serious one is an island in Scotland. This place was labeled Island A because zombies were first reported. Contact has been lost. It is estimated that more than 300 people on the island have turned into zombies.

In the conference room, everyone looked worried, except for Zhang, who had the most relaxed expression.

"Why aren't you worried at all?" Mr. Rodney Sr., a representative of the British government, asked Zhang Xu.

"What do you need to worry about when the government forces intervene?" Zhang Xu said, "In a few years we will be in the 21st century. Since the Battle of the Somme, humans are no longer afraid of such mutated creatures."

When Zhang Xu mentioned the Battle of the Somme, old Rodney had the urge to hit someone. Zhang Xu ignored him and continued.

"We are not making a movie now. We have to let a few civilians fight zombies with household tools, while the army sits idle and watches the fun."

"The most important thing at the moment is to figure out the transmission route of this new virus and see whether it can also be transmitted through air and drinking water in addition to saliva transmission."

"After you figure it out, just prepare according to the background of nuclear, biological and chemical warfare. Don't say that the UK did not prepare relevant plans during the Cold War."

"Zombies are always based on earth creatures, and I don't think they can withstand napalm."

Old Rodney was confused when he only cared, unlike Zhang Xu who was a bystander. After listening to Zhang Xu's story, he regained his composure and started to think about the issue again. Knowing the power of the state machine, he quickly figured out that the main problem caused by zombies was not a military problem or a medical problem, but a social problem.

However, Old Rodney naturally would not tell Zhang Xu that he was too nervous about being frightened by the news. Instead, he complained about Zhang, "It's not like I was misled by your company."

┓(￣_￣)┏, “It’s my fault.”

This matter is really his fault, Zhang, who asked him to place random advertisements. As a result, Capcom, which had been experiencing financial difficulties a few years ago, actually accepted the advertisement, and then the world line was closed.

Zhang continued: "Resident Evil players have long discussed on the Internet how to deal with the zombies in the game when they appear in reality. The general conclusion is that under the firepower of modern armies, they are no better than zombies. Dam's army is difficult to deal with."

"The question now is whether this double-hole socket is used to distract us and then wait for an opportunity to attack Hogsmeade or Hogwarts."

It's not just the Pig's Head pub that's worried, No. 10 Downing Street is about to explode.

Prime Minister Blair was stunned for half a minute, and only after confirming the news repeatedly did he accept the fact that zombies appeared on British soil.

After the incident, the British Prime Minister attached great importance to it. Prime Minister Blair immediately issued important instructions, requiring the organization of capable forces to properly handle the epidemic, quickly identify the source of transmission, and seriously hold relevant personnel accountable; immediately organize an eradication operation, further improve isolation and treatment work, and prevent further expansion of the epidemic. At present, the Queen is emotionally stable.

In western Scotland, a long cordon has been put up along the coast that was originally crowded with tourists. People far away from the shore can see various armored vehicles parked on the coast and helicopters flying constantly in the sky. Some senior military fans among the tourists could recognize the "Fox" type nuclear, biological and chemical reconnaissance vehicles imported from Germany in these armored vehicles, so these tourists did not bother to take pictures of the AS90 self-propelled artillery. They ran away and drove to the There was a huge shopping spree at the nearest supermarket for drinking water and food.

A few kilometers away from the shore, it was Island A where the first report of zombies was reported. The British army is making final preparations on the shore, and they are about to launch a surprise attack on the island.

Because all communications on the island have been interrupted, and coupled with information obtained from helicopter aerial reconnaissance, the military believes that there are no normal humans on the island. Their next task is to eliminate the zombies and capture as many samples as possible.

However, they didn't know that the last normal human being on the island was hiding in a warehouse and shivering.

Xiao Liu, who was hiding in the warehouse and afraid to show his anger, decided that if he could return to China alive, he would beat up the salesman of the overseas labor dispatch company. Come to the UK to work on an island with beautiful scenery, and the work is easy and the salary is high. As a result, after signing the contract, he came to work as a security guard at the mental hospital on the island.

After breakfast today, his job was to sort out the explosion shields and rubber batons in the security warehouse. Halfway through the process, he heard the captain downstairs shouting, "Xiao Liu, the patient ran out again!"

When Xiao Liu looked out from the window of the warehouse, he was horrified to find that the captain was pushed to the ground by a group of people in hospital uniforms, and then gnawed and bitten him. Soon after, the captain, covered in blood, stood up from the ground and walked to the nursing home not far away with other patients who were obviously abnormal.

Fortunately, the door of the warehouse was strong enough, and Xiao Liu used a pile of debris to support the back. This allowed him to hide inside until the British reconnaissance helicopter flew over the sky.

Not long after, a gunshot broke the strange tranquility on the island. Next, the gunshots from the shore of the island became more and more intensive, like firecrackers being set off on New Year's Eve.

Less than a minute later, several violent explosions sounded, and the huge shock wave shook the windows of the warehouse.

After the explosion of artillery shells stopped, the world became quiet again.

Half an hour later, a group of British soldiers discovered the "SOS" sign that Xiao Liu had posted on the window with tape from the warehouse. They rescued Xiao Liu after cleaning up the few zombies in the mental hospital.

Seeing the British soldiers wearing chemical protective suits, gas masks and holding guns, Xiao Liu was so excited that he felt like he was seeing his relatives.

In order to protect the rare survivor, the British soldiers sent a set of chemical protective clothing for Xiao Liu to wear.

On the way out of the mental hospital, Xiao Liu saw his familiar colleagues and patients lying on the ground with dull eyes, and black blood flowing out of bullet holes like honeycomb on their bodies.

When passing by the nursing home on the island, Xiao Liu saw the lively and cute nurse who always liked to wear a rabbit ear headdress lying on the anti-collision bucket at the entrance of the nursing home covered in blood, with a man lying upside down beside him. Circle the old man's body.

Along the way, the situation is the same at eye clinics, cat pet shops, comic shops and other places. There must be a bullet casing far away from where every zombie falls. None of these zombies could get close to the soldiers without being knocked to the ground by assault rifles.

When Xiao Liu followed the soldiers to the beach, he found that it was full of huge craters, and many heavily armed soldiers were there to collect various debris. On the ground not far from him, half a gray open-chested sweater fell.

A tent marked with a red cross sign had been set up on the beach, and Xiao Liu was immediately sent inside. He thought the camp would be full of wounded soldiers, but when he entered, he found that there were not even half a wounded soldier here. When a group of white protective suits wearing gas masks saw Xiao Liu coming in, they immediately swarmed up and dragged him for various inspections.

As the only normal person found on the island so far, Xiao Liu was quickly picked up by a helicopter specially sent by the British army.

Xiao Liu, who was wearing chemical protective clothing, asked the soldiers next to him: "Sir, which army are you from? I will give you a big banner when you get back."

The news coming from all over the UK is similar to Island A. In the face of modern firearms, zombies whose flesh quality has not changed in any essential way cannot withstand a single round.

The few zombies that took advantage of the terrain to jump in front of the soldiers in street fighting were unable to even bite through the soldiers' rubber chemical protective suits.

In one town, British soldiers even tied a circle of sheep to an armored vehicle and drove them through the streets of the town. The zombies in the town were attracted to the open space outside by these sheep that kept "bleating", and then were killed by a dozen or so sheep. Barrels of gasoline were burned to coke.

The Royal Air Force, which was waiting in the air, used up a lot of aviation kerosene and engine hours, but didn't make any profit.