Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

At this moment, the door to Hei Wuchang's office was pushed open.

Before anyone could enter, a laughing voice came over first.

"Old Hei! Today you have more than 8,000 complaints! What's going on with that devil below you?"

"Even Lord Yama knows about the trouble now. Let me come over and check it out!"

Everyone saw only a man in a red robe and an official hat, and a man in white clothes with a tall hat on his head who wrote a letter and made money at the first sight.

Walked in slowly.

As soon as I walked in, I saw a large table of wine and food.

"Hey, Lao Hei is in such a good mood today. He has set up such a big table! This table is not cheap!"

Then he was stunned when he saw Lin Feng and the three women.

The man in red robe saw this situation.

After observing carefully, he asked Lin Feng.

"Are you the purple-robed Heavenly Master in the underworld? Who are these three women?"

At this moment, Hei Wuchang on the side introduced Lin Feng:

"This is Judge Cui Jue of the Yin Law Department, the head of the four great judges. Judge Cui! This is my seventh brother Bai Wuchang Xie Bian next to me!"

After hearing Hei Wuchang's introduction, Lin Feng suddenly understood.

Originally, I was worried about how to fool Hei Wuchang into being unable to find Bei.

Let him take him to find Judge Cui.

Now Judge Cui himself is here.

Don't you think you can handle him?

Thinking of this, Lin Feng felt hot in his heart.

Damn it! Judge Cui specializes in managing the longevity of good people.

If you feel comfortable licking it, you can win the task assigned to you by the country in a matter of minutes!

He immediately said respectfully to Judge Cui: "Oh! So this is Judge Cui who has been rumored in the earthly world! You are famous in the earthly world!"

Cui Yu was stunned, "Oh!" he said, a little happy, and asked hurriedly: "How do people in the world judge my house?"

"That's really incredible! Everyone in the upper world knows that Judge Cui is a great god who wears a red robe, rewards good and punishes evil, is upright and honest, can manage the affairs of the upper world by day, and rectify the injustice of the underworld at night!"

"Moreover, he holds the 'book of life and death and the soul-enchanting pen' in his hand and specializes in the ability to extend the life of the good and make the evil return to the underworld! He is also the head of the four great judges, and the people in the world admire Mr. Cui the most!"

Hearing Lin Feng's answer, Cui Yu laughed loudly, holding his beard with a satisfied look on his face.

"Hahaha! It's an award, it's an award! I'm just here for the sake of fairness and justice between the underworld and the earth! It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

What Cui Yu said was not worth mentioning, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Cui Yu's mouth was grinning to the back of his ears.

Lin Feng looked at Bai Wuchang again and said slowly: "This is Bai Wuchang, the handsome and handsome seventh master of the underworld, with great magical powers and a hatred of evil!"

"You are also very popular in the world of mortals. The evil ghosts that can be beaten with a mourning stick are really powerful!"

After hearing this, Xie Bi'an also had a smile on his face and cupped his hands.

"You're welcome!"

Who doesn’t like to hear good words?

Just flattering?

As the saying goes, if you wear it thousands of times, you will never be able to wear it!

This scene was seen by water friends in the live broadcast room.

They all excitedly posted comments in the live broadcast room.

"Holy shit! Is this Judge Cui Yu from myths and legends? He looks so impressive!"

"I'm so damn good! I can lick the dog! I'm so bragging that Judge Cui doesn't even know who he is!"

"Indeed, Gouzi's basic skills are still very solid. He can flatter you every step of the way. There is nothing wrong with him!"

"Gouzi's live broadcast room is getting more and more sophisticated now, and now even Black and White Wuchang and Judge Cui can see it, wow!"

"What a shame! Are these the ghosts and gods of our Dragon Kingdom? I'm so excited, I finally saw one alive!"

"Is there an actor director in the anchor room? Remember, these are the real ghosts and gods. What do you think they are called? Study hard and watch well!"

"This Bai Wuchang will be our god from now on! The good days for us white people are coming!"

"Fart, these are all the gods of our little stick, don't mistake them! We have evidence!"

"Why is the little stick jumping out again? Everything is yours, the whole ball is yours, okay? Can you have some face?"

"Go to hell, little stick. This is obviously the legendary god of our Dragon Kingdom. What does it have to do with you?"

At this time, I heard Hei Wuchang pointing at Lin Feng and others and saying, "Pan Cui, Seventh Brother, this is my brother, the purple-robed Heavenly Master in the Yang Realm, and these are his three wives!"

"Today, I just have free time, and my brother insists on coming down to treat me to a drink! By the way, he brought his three wives to see the underworld!"

"I, Lao Hei, said no, but I can't resist my brother's enthusiasm. He admires me so much that I can't help it! Don't you think so?"

"You two, how come no one invites you to drink? Tsk, tsk, tsk! I have to be a decent guy!"

As he spoke, Hei Wuchang grinned to the back of his ears, with a look of disdain on his face!

He even blinked at Judge Cui and Bai Wuchang, with an arrogant look on his face.

My brother is right!

This outfit looks really cool to wear!

This brother is not recognized in vain!

It’s really cool to criticize!!

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this.

They all praised this B for pretending well!

No pretense at all!

Such a naked show off!

See Hei Wuchang's expression.

Judge Cui and Bai Wuchang were both speechless.

I almost couldn't hold it back, so I went up and gave him a set of tortoise punches.

Make his black face red, purple, or colorful!

Let him know what it means to have flowers blooming on the other side!

Just give you some sunshine and you will shine, right?

Even Guan Yu, the king of Nima, is defeated by me!

Riding on a horse, who are you pretending to show?

You kid, I still don’t understand you?

Do you like to pretend to beep so much?

You like to play, right?

Then don't blame me for giving you a hard time!

Let me show you what will happen if you pretend to be in front of me!

No one can be so pretentious in front of me!

This mansion has been awarded Rambo ONE for three hundred consecutive years!

How can I, who has the title of ‘The No. 1 Pretender King in the Underworld’, endure your tone?

Hehe hehe! You boy, you should die!

Look how I can manipulate you, uncle!

Hearing Hei Wuchang's answer, Cui Yu nodded with a half-smile.

"Ouch! So that's the case, then it's okay. It's not a bad rule to come to the underworld as a heavenly master and family members in the world!"

Then his face changed and he said seriously to Hei Wuchang:

"But, Lao Hei, what's going on with your subordinate named Zhou Shuyi? Why do people come to my place to complain every day?"

"Now that the whole underworld knows about you, what do you want me to do?"

Bai Wuchang knew something was wrong when he saw Judge Cui's expression.

Every time Judge Cui's expression is a prelude to something happening.

When Hei Wuchang heard this, he didn't take it seriously, and said carelessly: "Hey, isn't this simple? You can do whatever you want! It's up to you!"

After saying that, he looked like he didn’t care!

This is what Hei Wuchang actually thinks in his heart.

It wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.

I will definitely not punish myself.

Besides, I have made great contributions to the underworld for so many years!

Moreover, he and Cui Yu have been working together for tens of millions of years.

How could he punish himself for this little thing!

…Please give me flowers…

He is still very confident about this.

As soon as these words came out, Bai Wuchang was stunned.

He quickly stepped forward and covered Hei Wuchang's mouth, and cursed angrily:

"You black stick, are you stupid? Do you dare to say anything? Apologize to the judge!"

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Brother Qi, you don't have a fever, do you? I'm not wrong, why should I apologize?"

Hei Wuchang still looks indifferent!

Hearing Hei Wuchang's careless words.

The coldness in Cui Yu's eyes was even worse.

But the smile on the corner of his mouth is getting thicker and thicker.

I've given you steps, but you don't even have to go up, right?

Doesn't it matter so much?

Punishment! You are extremely punished!

random?

Let me watch, right?

Then don’t regret it later!

I originally thought of letting you go casually.

Now, hey hey, you take a good look!

Taking a deep breath, Cui Yu slowly said with a smile on his face:

"Yeah! Let me watch, okay? Okay!"

"In view of the fact that you, Fan Wujiu, are evil, drink every day at work, and play games during working hours, which have seriously damaged the majesty of the underworld. Forget it.

"Secondly, you often harass female ghosts, and you don't even let go of the cows in Niutou's house! Forget it."

"Then, you still allow your subordinates to cause trouble in the underworld? They have all been blamed by King Yama, and I will not pursue this matter.

"More importantly, you are too dark and ugly, which seriously affects the appearance of the underworld! It doesn't matter."

"The most important thing is that you contradicted your boss, insulted your boss, and pretended to be cool in front of your boss. This is an unpardonable crime!"

"So, after being judged by Cui Yu, the judge of the Yin Law Department!"

"Hei Wuchang and Fan Wujiu, from today onwards, Hei Wuchang will be removed from his position and sent to the gate of hell to be a guard kid for ten million years! When will you know that you are wrong, when will you come back!"

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What an unpardonable sin!

So cruel!

Really awesome!

None of the previous ones are important.

It's just because he's pretending to be in front of you, right?

Is Judge Choi so narrow-minded?

Hei Wuchang, who was originally indifferent, was suddenly stunned.

His eyes widened.

"What? You fired me from my position? And you went to the underworld and closed the door? But I have done a lot of work!" Hei Wuchang said in disbelief.

"What's wrong with the door to hell being closed? How many people want to see the door but haven't had the chance yet! What's wrong with having merit? There are so many people with merit!"

"Uh... Lao Cui, you see we have worked together for so many years, you can't do this to me!"

"Old Hei, indeed, after so many years, no one has dared to pretend to be in front of me for a long time. You are really punished!"

"Do you still remember where the person who pretended to be beeping with me before is now?"

"I'm telling you, he was sent into reincarnation by me, and now he's eating chaff in the pigsty! Are you envious? Or do you want to go too?"

After saying that, he shouted to Bai Wuchang: "Tear off his skin and take him to the door!"

Bai Wuchang became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Brother Cui, Brother Cui, Lao Ba is stupid and just a black man! He can't speak, so don't argue with him!"

"Everyone in the world knows that black and white are impermanent. If you remove black and impermanence, it will not be complete! How can this be done?"

After hearing Bai Wuchang's words, he thought about it and said:

"That's right, um... let's do it this way! Can I just remove you from your position as Bai Wuchang?"

"When the time comes, you and Lao Hei go to the Gate of Hell to guard the gate!"

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