Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

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The young woman held the child in her arms and reached out to press the toilet flush button.

The water in the water tank rushed down instantly.

Then it spun rapidly towards the sewer pipe, which was extremely smooth.

The young woman showed a happy expression and was about to say something to Lin Feng.

She heard a series of loud noises from the bottom of the toilet next to her: "Crack, click, click!"

Then there was a "boom", under the dumbfounded gazes of Lin Feng and the young woman.

The entire bottom of the toilet, connected to the drain pipe, collapsed into the bathroom of the family downstairs.

Lin Feng:! ! ! ! ! !

Young woman:! ! ! ! ! !

Studio:! ! ! ! ! !

Even outrageous novels would not dare to write like this!

Lin Feng came back to his senses, and with an incredulous look, he and the young woman looked under the toilet.

Then! ! !

I saw it in the bathroom downstairs.

A middle-aged man wore a diaper on his head, which was sticky and had many yellow and white things hanging on it.

The middle-aged man was stupid at that time.

The expression on his face gradually changed, with three parts fear, three parts rage, three parts disgust and one part confusion. He raised his head and stared straight at Lin Feng.

The picture can be imagined!

Lin Feng was so excited!

And the young woman quickly retracted her head.

The two people looked at each other, unable to speak for a long time.

Hearing the baby's cry, Lin Feng waved to the stunned young woman and asked him to come out of the bathroom quickly.

If one person falls in, it will be a big deal!

When the young woman came out of the bathroom with her child in her arms and looked pale, she stood in the bedroom and looked at Lin Feng, who was about to speak but hesitated.

Just wanted to speak.

I heard the door open at the entrance of the house, and a rough voice came in.

"Honey! I'm back!"

Lin Feng didn't react at all. It was just a good time for the male owner to come back. He didn't know how to explain to him the outrageous scene that happened in the bathroom at his home.

But before he could react, he saw the young woman in front of him shuddering when she heard the voice, as if something more terrifying than the toilet collapse just now was about to happen.

Without saying a word, he opened the closet.

Lin Feng, who was still holding the tool and looking confused, was stuffed in.

He whispered: "It's too late to explain, you hide here for a while! Come out after he leaves!"

Then there was a "bang" and the wardrobe was thrown shut!

Lin Feng fell into darkness instantly. This series of changes caused his brain to shut down!

no!

Come back as soon as your man comes back. Apart from the relationship between us, we have nothing to do with clearing the sewers.

It’s simply cleaner than tofu mixed with green onions!

But this wardrobe is hidden!

Good guy!

I can’t explain it at all!

What do you want, sister? Why do you want to taint my Lin Feng’s innocence?

Is this my punishment for blowing up the toilet?

Shuiyoumeng in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

Everyone was laughing crazy!

"Pfft! Hahaha, the anchor will laugh to death if I step on a horse. It's so funny!"

"I'm on a blind date! Now that I've sprayed him with a lot of water, can I continue this blind date?"

"Is this upstairs? I hid my phone in the drawer watching the live broadcast. I laughed too loudly just now. My phone has been confiscated by the class teacher. I still borrowed it from my deskmate!"

"Very good! 'Fan Jian'! Now hand over the mobile phone of your deskmate 'Shi Zhenxiang' to me! Then you two slide to the back and stand to listen to the class!"

"It's upstairs! The name is well received!"

"Ouch! I'm going to laugh to death from this anchor and friends! Can you guys be any more outrageous?"

"Fuck! I just got circumcised! The doctor said you must not be too emotional! Fuck! The wound has opened again!"

"Pfft! Hahaha! It's from upstairs! I can't stop laughing!"

"No? Am I the only one who feels sorry for the uncle downstairs who suffered so much excrement from the sky? Forgive me for laughing like a pig! The emoticons are also ready!"

"By the way, I think I've seen that uncle's face somewhere before! It looks familiar."

"What? He is your third uncle?"

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The water friends in the live broadcast room were so cute and happy that they seemed to be celebrating the New Year.

Lin Feng, who was squatting in the closet, didn't even dare to breathe!

Simply!

Every day feels like a year!

He pricked up his ears and listened carefully to what was going on outside.

I prayed in my heart that the male owner would just come back to get something and leave immediately, or that the residents downstairs would come up to cause trouble!

In this way, I can get out early no matter what.

After the male owner entered the house, he did not see his wife and children in the living room.

When I walked to the bedroom, I saw my wife holding the child and just closing the bathroom door.

I thought he was in the bathroom just now, so I didn't say anything and just lay on the bed.

He took out his mobile phone and said happily while scrolling:

"Honey! Come here, I'll introduce you to a new anchor. It's like a mudslide in the live broadcast industry."

"Can you believe that a celebrity actually went to pick up trash? And because he accidentally uncovered a shocking corruption case while picking up trash."

"Now the whole Internet is discussing it. I heard that the main culprit in this case has not been caught yet, and the public security department has issued a wanted order!"

"We call on all citizens to actively provide clues. The maximum reward for providing valid information is 100,000 yuan!"

"Ah? Is there such a thing? As you know, I have been in a trance while taking care of my children recently. I have no time to watch the live broadcast."

"There is such a celebrity now? Is he so down-to-earth? Why doesn't he unblock people's sewers?"

The young woman was holding her child in her arms, her mind was in a state of confusion, and she mentioned this casually.

"Eh? Wife, how do you know? I just saw him in the morning and his side job for today is to clear the sewers."

"What if I'm so busy that I haven't watched his live broadcast yet? Let's watch it together now?"

After the male host finished speaking, he clicked directly into Lin Feng's live broadcast room.

The young woman had no choice but to watch it together.

"Huh? It's strange, why is it clearly showing online! But the live broadcast room is completely dark? Where is the anchor? Is it stuck?"

The male host looked confused, but looking at the dizzying barrage in the live broadcast room, he didn't think it was the same.

The young woman was still distracted at first.

But after looking at the barrage for a few times, her eyes widened and she couldn't help but move her gaze to the wardrobe.

No way!

No way!

Is it such a coincidence?

"Ah ha ha ha! Look, my wife, those barrages say that this anchor has just been inexplicably stuffed into the closet by a young woman with a child."

"Just because his husband is back and is in the closet, can the live broadcast room not be dark?"

"I'm laughing so hard! What a treasure anchor, please pay attention!"

Ah this...

The young woman broke into a cold sweat!

Isn't this the one you're talking about?

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At this moment, the male owner felt something disturbing behind his back and reached out to pull out his wife's cell phone.

Just as I was about to hand it to him, I saw the V-letter chat interface frozen on the phone screen.

It seems that my wife just added a strange V-mail and sent him a red envelope worth 200 yuan?

Looking at the profile picture, there is no doubt that he is a handsome guy taking a selfie.

The male host, who was already very suspicious and very fond of making mistakes, directly made a video call to this V letter.

Then! ! !

He heard the ringtone of "Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warmed" coming from the closet in his bedroom.

The corners of his mouth that were originally raised fell instantly.

The whole person felt like being struck by lightning! ! !

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