Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

Chapter 35: God Steps On The Horse And Explodes With Thirteen Kicks!

Listen to the skills that the system draws in your mind.

Lin Feng was stunned for a long time.

Then I looked at the milky-white Xuezi on the phone, wearing tight pants and doing all kinds of difficult movements with her big white legs.

Suddenly it felt boring!

"God steps on the horse and explodes with thirteen kicks!"

"Is there any mistake?"

"Even if it's martial arts skills, can you please stop being so disgusting!"

"Can't you use the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms or magical powers with just a snap of your fingers?"

"God steps on the horse and explodes with thirteen kicks!"

"I'm a fool now. I pick up garbage and clear the sewers. What's going on, my balls are exploding today?"

"You really think I drink too little tea!"

"Heaven! Earth! Other time travelers are either Shenhao or Dad!"

“How come it’s like this when I’m here!”

"Tongzi, are you targeting me by riding a horse?"

Lin Feng lay on the bed and rolled over, venting for a long time.

Then he sat up with a resentful look on his face.

Look at the items in the system space.

Well, a set of Tai Chi training clothes is okay.

But what the hell is this pair of Chelsea?

Also the horse is golden.

That’s really what I said!

"Heroes can't be wronged, but you can't step on my Chelsea?"

Lin Fengsheng looked at the props in front of him helplessly.

There is only one book left in the space now, with a very eye-catching cover!

The shocking "Strong!" Extremely strong! Super powerful, unlimited balls and legs! 》

There is also a line below the title of the book (internal information!)

Twelve-way tan legs - looks okay!

Shaolin Vajra Legs - so-so!

Whirlwind Leaf Sweeping Legs - Great for sweeping the floor!

Electric Light Poison Dragon Diamond Big Footprint - That's it!

Infinite explosive balls and even kicks, you have the qualifications of an emperor!

Note: Minors are prohibited from reading!

"What kind of nonsense is this?"

"This last sentence coupled with the golden cover makes people who don't know it think it is a pornographic book!"

"Even if I, Lin Feng, starve to death today! If I jump out of the building, I will never go out to work on my side job wearing this outfit!"

...

It took me an hour to read this amazing book!

Um...

good!

The little figures inside are not very delicately drawn!

The action doesn't work well, it's too cliche!

The author of this book should check out the teaching in island countries!

Lin Feng is wearing a training uniform and a pair of golden Chelsea boots.

Opened the live broadcast room.

"He's coming, he's coming, he's coming! Brothers, rush!"

"Hey... anchor, what are you going to do with your clothes today?"

"Has the anchor figured it out and wants to be an actor and film today? Ye Qingjie!"

"Pfft hahaha! ... God is on horseback and filming. The anchor will never go to filming. He will never go to filming in this life. He can only work on the side job to dawdle!"

"Looking at what you said, anchors can't take advantage of it? Capitalists are not as ruthless as you, so they can't see anchors, right? When are you going to have tea?"

"My 40-meter-long sword has cut out all the people upstairs. There is nothing we can do. Let's die! Bury our allies generously!"

"I guess it was probably the digging of bones yesterday that gave the host a psychological shadow, so I want to show off today!"

"Indeed, you see him wearing training clothes, huh? What the hell are these golden pointed leather shoes? Chelsea?"

"Pfft! Hahaha! I thought of something!"

"Is it the saying that heroes can't be wronged, don't step on my Chelsea?"

"Pfft hahaha! Everyone upstairs is full of talents. I look forward to the anchor going to have tea today!"

...

Brothers, are you all curious about what side job I am going to do today?

After Lin Feng casually scanned a small eDonkey, he finally said towards the live broadcast room:

"I know you can't guess it, but since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully!"

"No more pretending, the anchor is actually a martial arts master! Today I will take you to see the real world!"

"So, today's live broadcast... is to go to the martial arts gym to challenge! Use martial arts to make friends!"

"As the saying goes, kill a person in ten steps and leave no trace for a thousand miles. When the matter is over, you just throw away your clothes and hide yourself and your name."

"Hmm...Does any of you know where there is a place to practice martial arts around here?"

After Lin Feng finished talking about today's side business.

The entire live broadcast room had the same reaction as when he drew the skill in the morning, and was stunned for a few seconds.

Then the entire live broadcast room was flooded with barrages.

"Fuck you, uncle! The way you talk nonsense, anchor, is so scary!"

"I thought you were some big disciple of a hermit sect walking down the mountain, but when I saw you wearing leather shoes, pfft! Please forgive me for laughing unkindly! This is too ridiculous!"

"Pfft! Hahaha!...Anchor, are you really not considering becoming a comedian? I almost laughed to death from you!"

"I'm also showing off my cards. I'm actually a cosmic person from the M78 Nebula. Host, don't despair and believe in the light!"

"Let's show off! Stop pretending, how do you know I can become an immortal?"

"Let's show off! Stop pretending. In fact, I am really an alien. I have been on the earth for 17 years and I have to be arrested for the college entrance examination today! It's too difficult! I want to go home! Is there any kind person who can V188 me? Wait. After I repair the spaceship, I will teach you how to make sci-fi weapons when I get back!"

"The god upstairs 188! If I hadn't known that Genshin Impact was doing an event today, I would have believed your lies!"

"Don't listen to them. I've also shown my cards. I'm Qin Shihuang. Pay money! When I come out, I will make you the general who protects the country!"

"Anchor, my master teaches classes at the martial arts gym every day, but I advise you not to come. My master's Yin Yang Tai Chi Lightning Five Continuous Whip is already superb! Even a 500-pound foreign strongman can't bear it!"

"What you said upstairs is true. I also take classes at the Ma Family Tai Chi Gym. Teacher Ma Baoguo is really good. You are definitely no match for me!"

...

Seeing the sand sculpture friends doing things there, Lin Feng could only search carefully among the piles of barrages.

Finally, I finally found some useful information, that is, Ma Family Tai Chi Gym!

So he directly opened the navigation on his mobile phone and saw that it was not far from his side.

He got on the little electric donkey and headed towards the martial arts hall without saying a word.

When Lin Feng arrived at the martial arts hall, he saw a crowd of people without even looking.

and bursts of fighting sounds.

Lin Feng had never expected that folk martial arts in this world would be so prosperous.

It’s almost like the 80s and 90s in his world.

Lin Feng knew that in that era, because of the poor public security, many people knew martial arts, and they met some tough gangsters and road bullies when they went out.

It can also keep you safe. Even if you can't beat him, running fast is still useful.

But the folk martial arts here are so prosperous. Is it the Renaissance?

None of this concerns Lin Feng. He is here to see the martial arts of people in the world anyway.

I have been chasing until this point, but the water friends in the live broadcast room have not realized the seriousness of the matter.

They were all laughing and joking in the live broadcast room.

Until Lin Feng stepped into the martial arts hall and entered the interior.

Then he hugged the crowd.

Then he said seriously:

"Lin Feng, the descendant of the Thirteen Kicks, is here to ask for advice! Is there any martial arts fellow who can give me a try?"

"puff!"

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