Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

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"Does the anchor teach you the explosive thirteen kicks? Do I really learn it? The kind that pays tuition!"

"Hey, brothers, wasn't that Master Shuiyou just now the one from Ma Baoguo? Are you still there?"

"No, don't look for me. My faith has collapsed. What's the point of learning martial arts? Why did someone explode me?"

"Why do I feel that the anchor's martial arts is too sinister and vicious?"

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the other side.

Lin Feng, who was riding a small electric donkey, felt extremely embarrassed, but still had a calm expression on his face.

He just pretended that he didn't see the barrages in the live broadcast room.

How did he know that the skill he had drawn was so cruel? He just acted completely subconsciously, after finishing his work.

Only then did I realize that Ma Baoguo was already holding the egg and wailing on the ground!

But I have to say, this Explosive Thirteen Legs does have something to it.

Suddenly Lin Feng felt that he was not happy yet. Is it because he was addicted to popping balls?

From one egg to a double egg, now you want to burst more eggs?

Licking his lips, he felt a little happy.

This is too much.

I kept blasting and couldn't stop.

If Ma Baoguo hadn't only had two eggs, Lin Feng would have been able to blast them all the time!

Right now.

Suddenly I saw a few people taking advantage of the crowd on a bus stop not far ahead.

Covering each other, they are stealing a girl’s mobile phone wallet!

After being discovered, it was changed to an open robbery?

Good guy!

Are people so arrogant nowadays?

No wonder martial arts gyms are everywhere nowadays. If you don’t go to a martial arts gym to learn something, you won’t be bullied to death?

Since I have encountered it.

So!

Lin Feng, the Ultimate Egg-Bombing King and Egg-Bombing Evil God, will teach these scumbags a lesson!

...

Just when those thieves robbed the girl.

The crowd around them all looked indifferent, as if it had nothing to do with them!

They all hid far away, for fear of being hit by themselves.

Stop the eDonkey.

Lin Feng walked directly that way.

A sliding tackle, followed by a silky smooth Thomas spin.

I saw a thief covering his crotch and wailing, lying on the ground and rolling around.

This is an accident.

The other thieves were immediately stunned.

Is there really something that is not afraid of death that gets in the way when riding a horse?

They all took out a small dagger from their butt pockets, twirled it in their hands, and stared at Lin Feng with ferocious expressions.

"Yo~ What? You're so young and you don't enjoy your live broadcast, but you still want to imitate other people's heroes and save beautiful women? Do you have the courage to do what is right?"

"I'm going to bleed your kid today, and I'll cripple you, the pretty boy. Let's see if you dare to meddle in your own business in the future?"

"Boss B, call someone!"

"Hey, I got it, Brother Haonan!"

As he said that, he took out his cell phone and started shaking people!

Lin Feng was stunned when he heard this name.

What's going on with this horse?

"Big Brother B?"

"Haonan?"

"You don't have a pheasant brother, do you?"

Lin Feng asked doubtfully.

The thief opposite was also stunned.

"How do you know that there is a pheasant on horseback?"

"The one whose balls were exploded by you just now is the pheasant!"

"So what if you know our names, Jie Jie Jie~~~"

"If I say I'm going to destroy you, I'm going to destroy you! You can't even ask for mercy!"

Lin Feng:! ! ! !

The girl who was rescued by Lin Feng and took back her mobile phone had an anxious look on her face.

He desperately signaled Lin Feng to run away.

Then he handed all his mobile wallet directly to Brother Na Haonan.

He said with a cry:

"Please... don't stab him, I gave you the stuff, just let him go, I won't call the police!"

"Jie Jie Jie!...Now you think about begging for mercy?"

"I'm telling you, it's too late! Not everyone can explode my brother's pheasant balls!"

"Look behind you now. Can you still walk?"

"Today I have to bleed you and dismantle some parts, so that you people can know what the dangers of society are!"

"In front of us young and Dangerous boys, don't try to stand out. Isn't it good to imitate those people? Hahahaha!..."

Brother Haonan grabbed the phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket while laughing wildly.

The girl looked back when she heard this, and was immediately frightened and sat down on the ground.

"Oh my god! This is going to kill my mother!"

Then the tears of fear could no longer be held back, rolling down, and my legs immediately became weak.

As the thief named Big Brother B used the phone to shake people.

There were actually a dozen fellow thieves behind them, each holding a knife, and they surrounded Lin Feng and the girl from all directions.

Pedestrians around saw this scene and fled one after another. No one even called the police. It can be seen that the world is declining and the world is in trouble!

But Lin Feng did have a faint smile as he helped the girl who had fallen to the ground with weak legs.

Smiling as he walked towards the crowd.

The leading gangster looked at Lin Feng, who was wearing a training uniform and a pair of gold pointed leather shoes.

"Boy, do you want to beg for mercy now? Is it too late?"

After saying that, he stepped on Lin Feng's Chelsea.

Lin Feng looked down and saw Chelsea being stepped on.

He slowly raised his head and said:

"Heroes can be wronged! But you can't step on my Chelsea!"

then.

Lin Feng suddenly became ill.

He roared:

"Ouch!~~~~!"

"Nima dead bird!~"

"ξοω4102χυλβιμητσ~"

"@#$^%!$#"

The whole person looked crazy, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

He raised his head and roared, using the same moves he had just used when competing with Ma Guobao.

(Ma Baoguo: Damn it! I’m familiar with this! He attacks you first with his spirit, and then surprises you by popping your balls! I’m so familiar with this!)

This group of thieves were so shocked by the roar that their eardrums almost exploded.

Everyone's eyes were shining with gold and they were dizzy!

Only one thief wearing headphones saw something was wrong, took out a knife and stabbed Lin Feng in the face!

Seeing the stabbing knife, Lin Feng turned his face to the side and grabbed the thief's arm with both hands.

He did a 720-degree turn and a three-and-a-half-week roundhouse kick.

This action is too standard.

If the diving team sees this, they will definitely drag Lin Feng into the diving team to compete!

"Crack!"

Just listen to the thief's violent cry!

He covered his crotch and lay down.

A pair of his egg yolks were kicked out.

FirstBlood!

Looking at the gang of thieves who have not recovered yet.

It’s another double-kill with the balls and legs!

Doublekill!

Then, with lightning speed, he rushed into the crowd and launched a Thomas whirlwind and explosive thirteen kicks.

"Snap, snap, snap!"

Triple kill!

Quadrakill!

Pentakill!

The scene was extremely shocking for a moment.

With Lin Feng's last move, the Japanese word explodes the egg and the leg!

There was only one Brother Haonan left in the entire scene.

All the other thieves were holding their crotches and wailing on the ground, rolling over and over.

In just ten seconds, ten people lay down.

Lin Feng looked at Haonan and took out a small comb from his pocket.

He smoothly combed his hair in front of Brother Haonan!

Where has Brother Haonan seen such a scene?

He was so frightened that the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

A lot of sweat fell from his forehead.

The whole person was numb.

Don't even dare to move.

A gust of cold air rose from the soles of Brother Haonan's feet and went straight to Tianling Gai!

Looking at the man standing in front of him, the golden Chelsea on his feet was covered with a layer of blood.

Take a gulp of saliva.

"Wow!" He couldn't hold back the sound any longer, and threw the dagger in his hand directly to the ground.

Desperately trying to escape.

But will Lin Feng give him this chance?

The answer is definitely no!

He took two steps to catch up with him.

Put your hands on his shoulders.

With one force, the whole person turned over from Brother Haonan's head.

The golden Chelsea was already aiming at Brother Haonan's balls in the air!

13 consecutive kicks in the air, and then landed gracefully.

No matter what happens next?

He walked straight to the girl, took out the mobile phone from Brother Haonan's butt pocket and gave it back to the girl.

Know this time.

Brother Na Haonan's lower body spurted out blood.

The whole person fell limp and kept roaring and wailing!

The group is destroyed!

Massextinction!

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room has completely exploded at this time!

"Holy shit! A hero can be wronged! But you can't step on my Chelsea! That's awesome!"

"Damn it! The anchor's DJ is so arrogant! I'm convinced!"

"Holy crap! I just counted, 13 thieves and 26 eggs!"

"By the way, is it okay if the anchor explodes 26 eggs in a row? Do you want to step on the sewing machine?"

"I'm a lawyer upstairs! According to the current situation, the anchor will definitely have to pay legal responsibility!"

"Damn it! Isn't that the end of the world? Then I'll never see the anchor live again! Is it really a dead ringer?"

"It doesn't matter whether the anchor steps on the sewing machine or not, I enjoy watching it anyway!"

"Anyway, the anchor is in trouble this time, and I don't think drinking tea can solve it!"

"It's true that the anchor is still too young and too passionate! However, the anchor's explosive skills are truly well-deserved!"

"Anchor, I will miss you in the future. Just keep working on the sewing machine! Come out early! Keep blasting our balls!"

"..."

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