Druid of Marvel

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Chapter Two Hundred and Twenty Eight

In Xianyang, Jiangxi Province, China, Alvin appeared alone in the urban area of ​​Xianyang City.

After arranging the school children, Alvin strongly rejected the request of Xiao Jinni to go with him, opened the space door and went directly to Xi’an, and then transferred to Xianyang City.

Fox was so stinky that he lost his interest in external things. Together with the florist girl Xue Ye, he wondered what perfume to use, so that he could forget the terrible feeling like a tarsal maggot.

Later, it is said that Hela also came at the same time, asking for advice from Xueye's veteran stinky victim.

In fact, Alvin understood that they were just looking for an excuse to waste money, gave Xueye a large amount of money, and then asked her to use flowers to prepare a perfume that no one else in the world can buy.

But as a "stained man", Alvin no longer has the qualifications to make irresponsible remarks on such matters.

Walking on the streets of Xianyang, Alvin looked at the familiar text and felt the familiar atmosphere. He forgot the unhappiness of signing a 7-digit check before. He found a roast chicken shop that queued up and bought a roast chicken. , And then walked into a noodle restaurant selling oily noodles.

As a stubble eater, Alvin knows that if you want to eat something delicious in China, you can't care about the number of people waiting in line.

Except for those marketing restaurants that line up for childcare, anything else that can prompt people to wait in line has its own uniqueness!

Carrying a torn roast chicken, Alvin lined up at the back of the line and looked at the position of the cashier...

A boy anxiously looked at his girlfriend with choice difficulties. He pretended not to see the impatient eyes of the customer behind him, and said to the entangled girlfriend: "It's okay, you take your time..."

The girlfriend looked up at the sign on the wall, looked at the boy in a tangled tone that made people get goosebumps all over, and said, "Is it unhygienic here? Is the oily noodles too spicy? I can't eat too much. The oil will make you fat..."

Others can live patiently, but make Alvin anxious...

Looking at the roast chicken that was getting cold in his hand, Alvin pressed on the shoulder of a middle-aged man in front of him, paddling his feet and cursed at the pair of men and women in a northeastern accent: "Have you guys been **** well, have this time? Enough for you to visit the hotel!"

As soon as Alvin's words were spoken, he immediately moved a half step sideways, turned his body sideways, and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with an expression of admiration...

The middle-aged man faced a dozen people who turned and looked at him in front of him. He waved his hand and said, "It's not me, it's not me..."

Alvin patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, changed to a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent, and said: "Let's paint a meal, don't worry, let people choose slowly, maybe boys will have a chance.

Wanwan people are also compatriots, so please be patient..."

A young man in the back looked at Alvin with an expression like a fairy, and said in a northeastern accent: "Big brother, where did you jump out? That girl is obviously from the northeast, why do you say she is Wanwan?

I am the orthodox Wanwan person, and I have been born and raised in Wanwan for three generations. "

Speaking of this, the young man looked at the middle-aged man who still wanted to argue, and said, "Don't explain, we all know you are anxious, you **** fart six times in such a while, don't blame you Anxious.

This northeast lady is ink, don't be afraid, big brother, we all support you! "

Alvin was stunned by the weird accent. He looked at the a little embarrassed middle-aged man, pointed in the direction of the toilet, and said, "Big brother, go, I'll order the noodles for you. Just come out and eat a ready-made one. .

You are in the queue, we really can't stand it anymore! "

Seeing the middle-aged man took a ten-yuan bill in his hand, and then ran towards the toilet as if running away, Alvin looked back at the young man and said with a smile: "Why do I feel something is wrong?"

The young man frowned and watched Alvin looked up and down, and said, "What's wrong? Who in the country doesn't know that our accent is like this?

The Spring Festival Gala sketches are all supported by us, why don't you even know this?

Where did you come from? Haven't you been out? "

Speaking, the young man carefully looked at Alvin's appearance, and said with some confusion: "Hey, don't tell me, I seem to have seen you somewhere.

Has anyone told you that you are very similar to the Manhattan Tomahawk? "

Alvin was so angry that he fell down and cursed uncomfortably: "You are like you, your whole family is like! Do you **** speak? How did you live so big?

Wanwan people are like you? "

The young man didn't mean to be angry at all. He said in a bit embarrassed manner: "Our Gada generally can do nothing but force it. I don't think you are so tall and afraid that you can't beat you?"

Speaking of the young man looking at Alvin's still fierce expression, he brewed a few times but didn't create enough courage, and finally waved his hand and said, "Good, good, I apologize, it's my bad mouth. Brother, don't be like me. "

Alvin looked at the hippie smile of the young man. He sneered and said, "Wanwan people are all your accent?"

The young man said uncomfortably: "Hey, you should pay attention to your words. I'm good at talking, but it doesn't mean that we Bayan people are good at talking. You will run into me today, otherwise you might not be able to eat this oily noodle."

Alvin didn't mind the young man's stiff mouth. He pointed to the girl who said "Nana" and smiled and said, "Is that really from the Northeast?"

The young man frowned and nodded and said, "That's not good, just bother these northeastern girls. Watching them chirping is like a big ear scraper and pulling up. An old lady who eats noodles has to think about it, so annoying. Personal..."

When the young man was talking, a middle-aged aunt laughed and said: "Chanwan girls are nice, tall and handsome, but you guys must be able to hold them down."

Speaking, the middle-aged aunt pointed to a pretty girl behind her who was glaring at the young man and said, "That girl is really crooked, so you try to stare at it?

When you hit women with ‘big ears’, I think you’re just hard-talking, silver-like pewter tips. "

The young man is a thick-skinned man. He doesn't get angry when he is assaulted. He just said a little embarrassingly: "The situation is different. Our bent men love wives and are not afraid of wives.

I just like the joy of our girl, the most annoying lady. "

Alvin saw that this was a beating. A man from Wanwan spoke Northeastern dialect, which made him feel awkward.

Seeing that the Northeast girl in front of me hesitated for a long time and finally finalized the oily noodles, Alvin said to her: "Beauty, are you really from the Northeast?"

The girl rolled her eyes at Alvin, and whispered while walking with her boyfriend: "Climb the belt! Take Xiao! You are dead!"

Alvin looked at the girl deliberately stomping and walking, and he said incredulously: "What the **** is going on, this world has changed so much, right?"

Alvin dumbly ordered two bowls of noodles, and found a place close to the couple to sit down...

Just when he was hesitating whether to molest the "Northeast Girl", a chubby figure sat in front of him carelessly...

Zhang Qiang wiped the sweat from his forehead, picked up the bowl of noodles for the farting man, and ate it.

Xili snored and ate half a bowl. Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin, who was not good at eating noodles, and said helplessly: "Brother, have you got your visa? You came here silently, making our colleagues extremely scared. .

When the man put his second fart just now, the call had already reached our president.

They are worried that you will chop that unlucky ghost with an axe! "

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang disgustedly, and said, "You **** belong to a dog?

You follow wherever I go? Are the relics of Gonggong not enough for you? "

Speaking, Alvin glanced at the people in the small noodle shop, then glared at Zhang Qiang and said, "Which one is yours, I'm going to punch his **** out.

Is Lao Tzu the kind of lunatic who kills people because they fart? "

Zhang Qiang listened, and he smiled and glanced at the "Bayman" with a broken mouth...

The "Bayman" is also a clever character. When he sees that something is wrong, he stands up and walks away, muttering as he walks, "I am attracting firepower so as not to hurt the innocent. If something happens, I must be considered a martyr. "

Alvin watched that guy pass by the "Northeast Girl", touched the other's ass, made the girl jump up and cry and make a fuss, creating a small-scale chaos, and then he slipped out smoothly...

He bowed his hand to Zhang Qiang in admiration, and said, "That guy is the bad kind of your sharp gun club!

He called Lao Tzu a second devil, and despised my common sense. Lao Tzu can't remember him, but he can remember you. "

Looking at the girl who was calling the police and crying again, Alvin curiously said, "Is this really from the Northeast?"

Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and waved his hand and said, "You may have been away for too long, and you are a bit out of touch with China.

This Wanwan is indeed related to the Northeast. There was war in the southeast coast two hundred years ago. Our Sharp Gun Club arranged for all the indigenous people in Wanwan to withdraw to the Northeast.

After the war ended, those indigenous people who read from UU reading www.uukanshu.com were unwilling to go back. On the contrary, the serious Northeastern people were quite willing to ‘adventure’. Later, Wanwan developed very well, and more and more Northeastern people went there.

After that, the side with more people will assimilate the side with fewer people. It just so happens that the culture and accents of both sides have special characteristics, and finally the exchange of culture and accent between the two places is completed.

There are not many people talking about this now, and it is normal for you to be a ‘foreigner’ who doesn’t know. "

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang like an immortal, and said, "I know that the Northeast people dominate the accent circle, and the Wanwan people also have this ability?

The gangsters there talk like joking..."

Zhang Qiang looked at the "inexplicable" Alvin with annoyance, and said, "Brother, what is there to discuss about this kind of thing? It's just a move, and it's natural to get used to it."

Now how many people from other provinces have gone to Wanwan, and they just have a mouthful of ‘wanwan cavity’ when they go home. Isn’t this normal?

Don't look at the "Northeast Sister" hypocritical, in fact, the Chinese people like this now, and they can act like a baby and have troubles. Who doesn't like men? "

Alvin knew that Zhang Qiang did not understand his confusion. He smiled and said, "In fact, I am just blindly curious. I really want to go to the current'Northeast' to see if I have the opportunity. This green hills and black soil can also raise hypocritical lovers. I am too him. Damn curious!"

As Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang, he squeezed his eyes and said: "We went to pick up the'Jai Sui' in the tomb of Emperor Wu in the afternoon, and flew to the northeast in the evening...

You find someone to arrange..."

Zhang Qiang stared his eyes and waved his hands again and again, saying, "Big Brother, I'm a public official..."

Alvin laughed and said, "You all say that you are a ‘public’, then I’m even more relieved.

Don't worry, I will never tell your secrets! "