Druids in Marvel

The principal's wife is pregnant!

The news quickly spread throughout the school and caused a great sensation.

Fox, a half-human and half-god, behaved like a frail little flower surrounded by a group of women.

The careful look with his hand always covering his stomach made Alvin not sure what to say.

How many days has it been?

Watch Fox and Shirley, who is six months pregnant, holding hands and sharing their pregnancy experiences.

Alvin, who was squeezed out of the crowd, helplessly patted little Ginny sitting on his shoulder and said, "Baby, Fox seems to have changed. I feel like she doesn't like me very much anymore."

Little Ginny slurped and stuffed a lemon-flavored lollipop into her father's mouth. Then the father and daughter slurped together and complained about how fast these women got.

Nick, who was bruised and swollen, rushed here as soon as he got the news.

He jumped on his feet and looked at Fox in the crowd, then looked up at Alvin and said, "I guess this time it must be a boy. Have you thought of a name for him?"

The one in Shirley’s belly is called ‘Mike’, what do you think about the one in Fox’s belly called ‘Frank’?”

Alvin looked at Nick sideways and said, "I guess this 'Frank' is definitely not Frank Custer's 'Frank'.

Man, could you watch less gangster movies?

‘Mike Corleone’ plus ‘Frank Lucas’, what do you want?

The United States is already miserable enough, so stop harming them!"

Nick, who had his "Godfather Boss" dream exposed, showed no sign of being discouraged. He said seriously: "'Frank' is a good name, at least you can use it as a middle name for him.

This way when I take them out to hang out in the future, I will have stories to tell other people.

In fact, you and Frank are very good friends, so naming your son after him is not bad, right?"

Looking at Nick who doesn’t regard “The Punisher” as his biological father at all.

Alvin pressed his head helplessly and said, "If it's a boy, I will seriously consider your suggestion."

Nick laughed playfully and took the lollipop handed over by little Ginny. He took one bite and found that his teeth were sore.

Then the three of them sipped their saliva together, looked at the chirping woman not far away, and commented from time to time.

Frank didn't know when he walked behind Alvin.

He looked at a group of women surrounding two "delicate" pregnant women, and said a little uncomfortable: "As soon as a woman gets pregnant, she seems to go crazy.

A few hours ago, Shirley wanted to drive out to visit aliens.

If she didn't have a bulletproof vest of the right size, I wouldn't be able to persuade her."

Little Ginny smiled playfully and handed Frank a lollipop. While sipping on it, she said, "Frank, try it, it's very interesting."

Shirley secretly gave this to me...

She said she wanted to have a baby boy, but she just couldn't bear it.

So eat it secretly for me so that God won’t find out.”

Frank pulled off the candy wrapper with a weird expression, stuffed the lollipop into his mouth, and then his whole old face wrinkled up.

"I'm going to kill that vendor named Gonzalez. Is this really something for pregnant women?"

Alvin took a sip and said with a smile: "You say these women are crazy!

Maybe their sense of taste is different from ours.

Maybe they just want some psychological suggestion.

Anyway, we are the ones who gain in the end, why are you angry?

I bet that when Shirley wants to go out on the street, it's definitely not to see those disgusting aliens, but because she wants you to persuade her.

Man, let's be honest, being your girlfriend is really tiring.

How many words do you say to her every day?"

Frank was stunned for a moment, then counted it on his fingers and said, "Normally there are about a dozen sentences.

‘Good morning’, ‘Would you like coffee’, ‘What do you need to bring today’, ‘I’m back’, ‘What’s for dinner’, ‘Good night’…

Occasionally, I need to say something like, ‘You are beautiful today’.”

Alvin looked at Frank like a god.

After hesitating for a while, he didn't try to persuade her. Maybe Shirley wanted this kind of "honest person who is particularly good at hitting and has a good body."

Giving a thumbs up to Frank, Alvin looked at Fox as if he was about to faint at any moment, but he had to endure it and had to listen to all the compliments...

He said a little helplessly: "Women have two periods of 'weakness', and we cannot escape them.

We can invent "drink more hot water" to cope with their menstrual period, but we certainly can't cope with their pregnancy.

Yesterday Fox was able to blow my head off from 1,000 meters away, but today she didn’t even bring a gun."

Frank let out a long sigh and said: "The most troublesome thing is that if you make her angry, she can still blow your head off from 1,000 meters away.

Believe me, this is my personal experience!

I missed Nick's birth, and I secretly laughed at Stark's stupidity at the time."

As Frank looked at his fucking son, he hesitated and said: "Be nice to Mindy, you can't beat her.

Once you can beat her, you may be reluctant to do so again."

Nick stared at his bruised eyes, looked at his father with contempt, and said, "Are you kidding?

One day, I will let her understand who is the boss here!"

Alvin slapped the tough-talking boy on the back of the head in a funny way, and then said: "Is this why you play pranks with messy things every day?

Can't you wait until you don't scream like a girl when you get spanked before you try?

Tough Mr. Nick?”

Nick held his head, jumped angrily, and shouted: "This is a war, and it will not end until one side falls.

That timid fat girl will give in to me sooner or later!"

Little Ginny sat on Alvin's shoulders, hugging her father's head happily, and whispered: "Dad, Mindy is actually not afraid of those things at all, she just wants to beat Nick."

Alvin looked up at the evil-looking bad girl. He smiled and scratched the girl's body. Then he shook his head and looked at Nick with a sigh, and said: "Man, when a girl gives up to you, it means

She's tired of it."

As he said this, Alvin heard the sound of footsteps behind him. He turned around and found Mindy, with spider silk on her face and disheveled hair, rushing towards Nick with gritted teeth.

Looking at Mindy, she was like "Lu Zhishen who beat up Chiang Kai-shek in anger", riding on Nick's waist and punching her hard.

Alvin shook his head and sighed: "Some people probably won't get tired of it. After all, those who get beaten really deserve it."

At the stall where Nick screamed, a colorful light fell on the front door of the teaching building.

The big-eyed and greasy-headed Loki adjusted his decent suit and greeted Hela and Frigga into the teaching building in a very gentlemanly manner.

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Alvin felt that the atmosphere suddenly became solid.

Looking at Fox talking and laughing freely, Alvin said to Frank beside him: "Who would tell Hela this kind of 'good news'?"

Frank looked at Hela with a smile on her face, and Fox like a pair of plastic sisters rolling their eyes, hugging and kissing their cheeks.

The hard-core straight man shuddered slightly and said, "I forgot to kill people today. I'll leave for a while."

Like a little eunuch, Loki, with big eyes and oily head, supported the expressionless Frigga and walked to Alvin's side.

I don't know if it was an accident or something, but the moment they stood still, Loki's cell phone suddenly rang...

"You can't touch my girl, you can't touch my girl..."

Loki looked at the looks that everyone was looking at at the same time. He held up the phone and smiled apologetically. Then he smiled at Alvin and said, "Oh, sorry, this is the call my brother called me."

Alvin looked at the scumbag looks from the women around him. He was "moved" and stepped forward, hugged Loki hard and shook him until he confirmed that his shoulder was dislocated. Then he looked at him and said, "Thank you."

!”

After patting Loki hard on the shoulder, Alvin looked back at Frank who was about to run away and said, "Enter Loki for me and show him the features of our school.

It’s not easy for this man to come all the way, and we must let him see everything before we can let him go back.”

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Frigga with a kind smile on her face, and whispered: "Why are you here?"

Frigga looked at her daughter and imitated the hypocritical women in Sex and the City, forcing a smile and talking and laughing with the people around her.

She was so distressed that Alvin jumped up and said angrily: "Fox is pregnant, do you need to inform Hela immediately?"

Alvin touched his hair that was standing on end in distress, and then turned his head to look at little Ginny whose hair was also smoking on his shoulder.

Little Ginny touched her afro, showed a sweet smile to Frigga, opened her arms, and shouted: "Frigga, are you here to see me?"

Watching the germaphobic Frigga being covered in dust by the dirty little Ginny.

After his revenge, Alvin leaned against the wall, trying his best to look like an invisible man.

He secretly looked at Fox who was holding Hela and talking non-stop, stroking the cold sweat on his forehead, quietly took out the phone and dialed Stark, and said: "Man, I need a ticket to go to an alien planet.

Ferry ticket.

What? Where to go?

I just want to go where there are no women!

I feel like I will never understand how scary women can be!”

Frigga looked coldly at the pretentious Alvin. She kissed little Ginny on the face in annoyance, and then said to Alvin: "Odin wants to invite you to his castle as a guest."

Alvin, who had been paying attention to the movements of Fox and Hela, subconsciously said: "What does that old guy want to do?

Even if I give him a hand, he can't beat me!

Ouch..."