Druids in Marvel
Chapter 2183 The lucky baby who came unexpectedly
John Coffey, the "Pain Agent" who was not known to be a priest or a pastor, walked among the three newlyweds in a gorgeous red and white robe.
This guy is two meters tall, but he doesn't feel oppressed at all, and he always seems to have a smile on his extremely honest face.
Alvin watched the big man stretch out his fist towards him. He subconsciously bumped into Coffey, and then said with a smile: "Man, you have to be more serious. Don't let the bastards of Hell's Kitchen give you a blow."
It’s broken.”
John Coffey smiled honestly and said: "I want to thank you for your donation. If it weren't for your donation of 100,000 yuan, there would be no confessional room in the 'Stone Winged Beast Church'.
Although the church has not been topped out yet, I still see hope.
People need a place to express their inner frustrations..."
Alvin didn't know why he donated money to the church. He looked at Fox in front of him curiously and said, "Did I donate money to them?"
Fox glanced at Coffey slightly awkwardly, then glared at Alvin and said, "You donated it in June this year, have you forgotten?"
Alvin knew that he would never donate money to the "temple", and there must be something he didn't know about.
But for Fox's sake, Alvin decided not to ask further questions...
Stark on the side kicked Alvin impatiently and said, "Can you stop talking nonsense?"
Alvin raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, then reached out to Kofi and said: "What do we need to do now?
After the wedding, will you send me a certificate or something like that?"
"Alvin!"
Alvin's blabbering aroused everyone's dissatisfaction. Several people glared at Mr. Tomahawk who was talking nonsense, and let out a low roar, trying to get him to shut his mouth...
Kofi smiled good-naturedly. He did not hold a Bible in his hand. Instead, he spread his hands and pointed at the men and women respectively. He said in a low and hoarse voice: "Gentlemen, look at the ladies in front of you. They are about to
Be your bride...
Are you sure that no matter poverty, disease, difficulty, pain, wealth, health, happiness, happiness, you are willing to never leave them and love them for the rest of your life?"
"I do!"
When Frank said "I do", Shirley opposite him suddenly held her stomach, looked at Kofi with a complicated expression and said, "Can you please hurry up? The child in my belly seems to be a little impatient to wait."
…”
Kofi saw a large wet spot suddenly appeared under Shirley's skirt. He stared and said, "OH MY GOD!"
Alvin looked at Shirley, who was standing strong, as if he were watching a horror movie. He quickly pulled Kofi and said anxiously: "Brother, hurry up, or this place will become a horror movie scene...
…”
Kofi, who had been preparing for a long time, actually had a lot to say in the follow-up, but now that an accident occurred, he could only say it to the three brides in an extremely hasty tone like a 24-hour priest in Las Vegas.
Wedding vows...
As soon as the girls said "I do", Alvin turned around and waved to the children to bring up the rings...
Pepper watched Stark put the ring on the wrong finger in a hurry. She glanced at Shirley helplessly and said, "OH, your climax came at the wrong time..."
Shirley gritted her teeth and watched Frank put the ring on her hand, then she clutched her stomach and screamed, grabbing the old executioner's collar and screaming: "What are you waiting for? Find me a room and a doctor.
, do you want me to give birth here?"
Alvin watched Frank rush into a nearby room with Shirley in his arms like crazy. He looked at Fox and said, "Should we find someone to help boil some hot water or something?"
As he spoke, Alvin turned his attention to Dr. Ethan...
"NO!"
Dr. Ethan glared and said unhappily: "I am not an obstetrics and gynecology doctor, and I have no experience in childbirth, unless you want me to open up Shirley's belly.
If I leave a scar on her belly, this girl will make me restless for the rest of my life."
As he spoke, Dr. Ethan turned his attention to Strange in the audience...
Strange spread his hands and said: "I am a neurosurgeon. Unless you are planning to perform surgery, it is best to find a professional to take a look."
Seeing that the two most reliable doctors actually refused to visit, the careless William Rush stood up, spread his hands and said: "I can go and have a look, I am a guest health doctor in the nightclub, I have experience in this area...
…”
"NO!"
William Rush's self-recommendation did not get him any applause. Even Frank, who had already entered the room, put his head in and roared, trying to keep this bastard away from his bride.
**’s girlfriend Temple looked at the panicked men. She spat with contempt and cursed: “Are you stupid? Open the door and find a hospital to get some equipment and come back...
Shirley is in good health, and we have ready-made scientists here..."
Maya Hansen saw Temple looking at her, and she said with a grimace: "I am a biological scientist, and maybe I know a little bit about botany..."
Temple said disgustedly: "Oh, come on, you didn't behave like a little white flower when you used Dr. Ethan for clinical experiments.
Shirley doesn't need that much of a doctor, you're just an insurance policy.
There are other people coming together to help, and I can’t handle it alone.”
Betty Ross, wearing a bridesmaid dress, kissed Dr. Banner on the cheek, turned around and ran to the temporary delivery room.
Kate Caldway, who came with the emergency team's "roadblock" as a doctor of biology, also stood up and walked to the delivery room.
Alvin breathed a sigh of relief and was about to open a space door leading to Strange Hospital to find the things he needed to give birth to a baby...
As a result, Pepper grabbed him and said: "The medical cabin I used to give birth here last time is still there..."
Seeing the brides, led by the "experienced person" Pepper, leaving the wedding venue to look for equipment, Alvin spread his hands to a group of stunned guests and said with a smile: "I'm not sure about the skills of those 'doctors'
How about it?
But I'm pretty sure that the 'doctors' in the delivery room now have the highest academic qualifications in the history of childbirth...
FUCK, this kid is lucky, maybe the person cleaning his ass later will be a doctor."
As he spoke, Alvin turned to look at John Coffey and said, "Brother, is our wedding ceremony completed?"
Kofi smacked his lips twice, and finally said helplessly: "I declare that you are officially husband and wife. Well, you have exchanged rings, let's have dinner..."
While Kofi was speaking, a heartbreaking scream came from the wing, making the legendary "Pain Agent" wince.
Alvin subconsciously thought of Kofi's profession. He grabbed the old man's arm and said, "Man, you are the 'Pain Agent', right..."
Shirley’s appearance is very inconsistent with the bride’s setting..."
Kofi, who looked honest and honest, waved his hands repeatedly and said: "NO, don't even think about it. I have experienced the pain of dystocia. I have lost my memory for thousands of years and have never forgotten that pain..."
After righteously rejecting Alvin's instigation, Kofi hesitated and said, "But if you are willing, I can pass on some of the pain to you.
I can help your wife when she gives birth in the future..."
Alvin looked at Kofi like a god and cursed: "Are you fucking crazy?
‘Pain’ makes a woman’s pregnancy complete, and you want to take away this completeness?”
Alvin may have felt that his words were a bit off, so he said stiffly: "Even if we have to pass on the pain, we should pass it on to Frank.
That’s not my wife. I’ve finished hurting her, so who does the child belong to?”
Stark was the one who had witnessed Pepper giving birth. He looked at Coffey as if he were a ghost and said: "Forget about your ability, you are pushing the man into the fire pit.
This is the age of science and technology, and we have rich experience in fighting pain...
In fact, fentanyl is also very effective in relieving pain, and there is no need to transfer pain at all.”
Kofi glanced at the groom and groomsmen who were left on the stage with a strange expression. He smiled and said: "Actually, I was joking. The 'pain agent' can only bear the pain for others..."
As he spoke, Kofi watched everyone breathe a sigh of relief, and he said with a smile: "I have experienced many tragic things, and I also believe that pain can make life complete.
But I believe more that when our loved ones are in pain, we should stay with them. This is also a kind of sharing, and it is usually very effective."
William Rush came up to him at some point. He looked at Coffey with disdain and said: "If it is really effective, painkillers will not be better than drugs.
Man, when a loved one is in unbearable pain, giving them a box of Oxycodone or some marijuana is better than any other comfort."
If there are "unsavable" people in this world, William Rush must be among them.
Looking at William Rush who smelled of marijuana, Coffey shook his head awkwardly and said: "People nowadays always underestimate the role of the mind, and you think science can solve everything.
But you should know that science cannot save your broken heart..."
Seeing that Kofi seemed to want to preach on the spot, Alvin put his arm around his shoulders in a funny way and sent him to a chair to sit down.
Of course there is something wrong with William Rush, the bastard who even sleeps with his stepmother and smokes marijuana as cigarettes, but if he doesn't seek help, you will only attract ridicule and attack if you take the initiative.
After waving to Jimmy Feren to bring the microphone, Alvin smiled and said to the bustling guests in the audience: "Guys, you have attended a wedding that has never been seen before.
You have two choices now, either wait with me for the birth of a little one, or go to the yard behind and have a drink."
As he spoke, Alvin looked at the people who had no intention of eating, and said with a smile: "Well, I didn't expect so many people to care about Shirley.
So let's wait a moment...
This child was born at a very good time, he will definitely get blessings from you bastards, right?"
"YES!"
Xiao Jinni, who has experienced the scene of Pepper giving birth, really doesn’t want to go to Shirley’s delivery room.
The little girl hugged the arrogant little Morgan, jumped up and raised her hands and shouted: "Mike must be a lucky baby..."
Alvin nodded at the excited little Ginny and said with a smile: "Yes, this child's birthday is on the same day as his parents' wedding anniversary.
On this day every year in the future, their family will be twice as happy because his parents can't find any excuse to get rid of him on this day.
He is indeed a lucky baby!"
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