Druids in Marvel
Chapter 2229 special characters
Chapter 2229
On the first day Alvin entered China, he was visited by Zhang Qiang, which made him a little unhappy as he originally wanted to go shopping by himself for two days.
Who would like to have a guy who thinks he is the God of Plague following him around all the time, and even having a meal has to arrange for someone to strike up a conversation and divert his attention.
Moreover, Alvin obviously overestimated his fame in China. Except for the bastard agent who said he was a Japanese traitor, no one else thought there was anything special about him at all.
The farting man whose noodles were eaten by Zhang Qiang argued with Alvin and asked for his ten dollars back. In the end, he did not recognize that the man in front of him was the famous Alvin.
It's one thing not to want to be disturbed, but it still makes him feel a little uncomfortable when no one around him recognizes him.
After Alvin left the noodle shop after eating and drinking, he said to Zhang Qiang unhappily: "Have you blocked all my messages?
How come I, an Internet celebrity with hundreds of millions of fans, have become a nobody here?"
Zhang Qiang frowned and looked at Alvin and said, "You mean you want to feel the pleasure of being asked for an autograph?
I can organize some serious people to express their admiration for you..."
Alvin squinted at Zhang Qiang, who was teasing him, and said, "Are there any 'irregular' fans? I'm such a big celebrity, but don't I think there are a few crazy fans in China?"
After hearing this, Zhang Qiang said curiously: "Do you really want to meet those people? Fans today are different from those in the past. They don't care about that girl. They really dare to knock on your door in the middle of the night."
Alvin looked at the pedestrians on the street, but none of them thought he was a big shot. He said a little unhappy: "Forget it, the people of Xianyang missed an opportunity to have close contact with big shots. This is their loss..."
Zhang Qiang said amusedly: "Brother, what you said makes no sense. You wear ordinary clothes, and your most common image on the Internet is wearing armor.
If you are not the kind of person who spends a lot of time online, who can recognize you?
Frankly speaking, in the variety show my wife watched recently, I couldn’t name the girls in it as long as two of them appeared together.
Who do you think you are? You must be top-notch in terms of traffic, but it’s been a long time since your “works” have been displayed in front of people…”
Alvin squinted at Zhang Qiang and said, "You mean, what should I do to remind people across the country of me?
I will issue a statement right now. Due to the issue of Wanwan folk customs and human rights issues between men and women, starting today, Niederweinier announced that it will stop importing Wanwan pineapples.
The serious Wanwan farmers probably don’t dare to cause trouble, I think the ones from the Northeast will be tougher.”
Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin like a fool and said, "Brother, have you ever been to Wanwan? Do people there still grow pineapples? Why did Nidweinier place a fruit order for Wanwan?"
During the Great Migration a hundred years ago, the Northeastern people brought their genes for heavy industry with them...
It is now an important production and docking location for China's spacecraft, and it is also an important hub for offshore shale oil transshipment.
The land there combined is more valuable than the entire island country, do you know what the housing prices there are now?"
Alvin, who had been defeated by common sense many times, grabbed a young girl who was walking towards him with a confused look on his face, and said fiercely: "Do you know who I am?"
The girl was caught off guard by the sudden "attack". With tears in her eyes, she said with a trembling voice: "Brother, I'm sick. Don't mess with me. I'll give you all the money!"
"Then I don't know you..."
Alvin sneered and grabbed the girl's chubby cheeks, stretched out his hand and pinched her butt, and then said loudly to the pedestrians who were glaring at him: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen molesting women?
I am Zhang Qiang from the Sharpshooter Club, please get out of my way or I will force you to squat in a miserable kiln..."
Zhang Qiang covered his face and said in pain: "Brother, can you stop messing around? How can I see people like this in the future?"
Alvin looked down at the girl in front of him who was holding her heart like a peach. He stretched out his hand and pinched the girl's butt again. Then he saw the girl jump up in pain, and then he sneered and said: "You fucking are
Which film and television school did you graduate from?
I am such a tall and handsome person, but you passed by me three times and you didn't even take a look at me. Do you think I'm a fool, or do you look down on me?"
As he said this, Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang and said angrily: "Damn it, I've come to the film and television city, right? Are you worried?"
Zhang Qiang was also stunned for a moment. He pressed the communicator to check, and then looked at the girl who was squatting on the ground and crying, and said a little incredulously: "Which department are you from?"
With red eyes, the girl called the police and said with a choked voice: "Don't leave, I want to call the police. I know your name is Zhang Qiang, you can't run away..."
Alvin was also stunned. He looked at Zhang Qiang and said curiously: "Is he really not one of your people?"
Zhang Qiang raised his hand and made a circle above his head, then pointed at a few people who stopped nearby and said: "I have a team of 6 security guards. This time I am nominally receiving you privately."
Alvin stared at the girl squatting on the ground and said, "Then who is she?"
"How do I know?"
After hearing this, Alvin took out a pistol and put it on the girl's head, saying in a cold tone: "Do you know me?"
The girl was not afraid at all when faced with the exaggerated M500 pistol. She pinched her neck and sobbed, and said: "Don't think you can scare me with a fake gun. I know who you are. Your name is Zhang Qiang. You are a god."
People from the gun club, don’t leave, I’ve called the police..."
Before the girl finished her words, she saw "Zhang Qiang" dragging the wretched fat man next to him into the air, darting away dozens of meters away, merging into the crowd and disappearing.
The young man who was talking nonsense with Alvin in the noodle shop just now came over, looked at her with a strange expression and said: "Madam, please come with me, we have something to ask for your cooperation.
It was actually a misunderstanding just now. Without the vice-president of our Sharpshooter Club, we would not molest women in the street..."
"You are a woman, and your whole family is a woman!"
The girl stood up and wiped the tears from her face, and said with an angry expression: "Your vice president won't molest women in the street, just behind their backs, right?"
The young agent was startled by the girl's toughness, then he frowned, took out his ID, showed it, and said, "We are performing official duties, please cooperate with our work."
The girl showed no fear at all. She took out an ID from her small bag and showed it, then said with a straight face: "I am also performing official duties. Please cooperate with me in my work."
The young agent looked at the girl's ID with the words "relevant departments" written on it very carelessly. He slapped it and said seriously: "Beauty, you are causing trouble for yourself.
If you harass the important guests of the Sharpshooter Club in China and cause any accidents, you cannot afford the consequences.
We always thought it was just a misunderstanding, but we didn’t expect the guests’ feelings to be so keen...
If you were still a victim just now, then you need to go back with me and explain the situation now!
Please cooperate a little, the Shenqiang Club has no habit of abusing prisoners, but if the prisoners don't cooperate, then the matter will have to be discussed separately."
The girl didn't seem to care about the threat of the young man at all. She was like the legendary "second generation". She sneered and took out her mobile phone and dialed a number. While waiting, she looked at the agent and said: "You wait..."
The young man heard Zhang Qiang's order coming from the earphones. He folded his arms and looked at the girl with a loud voice. He wanted to see what she was like.
"Relevant departments" can actually come up with such an awesome name. I don't know if she is stupid, or she thinks everyone else is a fool?
What the young man never expected was that after the call was connected, the girl said a few words with a straight face, and then pressed the speakerphone button...
A female voice made cold sweat break out from behind him, "Let my friend leave, and you don't have to worry about her affairs..."
When you get back, report to the Supervision Section and write a 50,000-word report on today's events and give it to me."
The young man resisted the urge to stand at attention and salute in the street, and said a little excitedly: "I understand, President, I will go back and write an inspection right away, but..."
As he spoke, the young man looked at the impatient expression on the girl's face, turned around decisively and left.
After leaving dozens of meters, he pressed the communicator and said to Zhang Qiang: "Boss, something is wrong. There is indeed something wrong with that girl just now..."
…………
When the young man reported to Zhang Qiang, the girl picked up the phone and put it to her ear. Listening to Wu Fengji's brisk laughter, she said unhappily: "Why are you laughing?
You are worried about Alvin messing around, but aren't you worried about me messing around?"
After hearing this, Wu Fengji said funnyly: "I'm not worried at all. If you want to get angry, you should get angry when Alvin touches your butt.
Anyway, China is your home. If you really want to get mad, I can’t stop you..."
The girl gritted her teeth and said: "That guy is just a bastard and a scumbag. I beat him too lightly when we first met. I originally wanted to have a good chat with him, but it seems that I can't do that now..."
Once he resolves the situation at Emperor Wu's tomb, I will save this 'clothes' and then go meet him for a while."
Wu Fengji felt a little nervous when she heard what she said...
She said worriedly: "Don't act recklessly. Alvin is a tough guy. If we really want to fight, the unlucky ones will be Xianyang people."
I just touched your butt. Why do you care about this?
If you feel unhappy, I will find someone to give you a new body and a new identity.
Don’t you have a favorite celebrity? I’ll make them look like them, make your legs longer, and make your breasts bigger..."
The girl snorted heavily and cursed: "Shallow, am I that kind of vain person? That's about it..."
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