Drunk House

Cui Yuanbin wanted to make a hole behind Cui Yanjin.

He said angrily: "I have hundreds of things in my private treasury. Do you have no vision, kid?"

Cui Yanjin sighed, turned around and said to his father: "Dad, your warehouse is full of things that are worth playing with, how can you get rid of them?"

 Cui Yuanbin: “…”

Cui Yanjin stopped talking to him and went straight to his mother's private treasury.

Because I had to move, when I came to the capital of Nanchu, I didn’t organize the things I brought with me in order to avoid having to rearrange them when I moved. Therefore, the things in the private treasury are all piled up together. There was only one lock on it.

Cui Yanjin asked her mother for the key, and then plunged into her mother's private vault.

Liu Yuying also curiously followed Cui Yanjin into the private vault. Seeing him rummaging through everything, she also knelt down and watched him rummaging, "Son, what do you want? Mom, in addition to jewelry, there are also collections Weapons, concealed weapons, etc. You want to give the princess a birthday gift. You can’t get the things Mom has here, right?”

Cui Yanjin's eyes lit up, "Yes, mother, you have a collection of weapons here. I remember that there are a hundred weapons in the Jianghu weapons ranking list, and you have collected less than half of them yourself."

He stared at his mother with bright eyes, "You must have a very good weapon here that I can give to my cousin. Because my cousin likes weapons."

 “Really?” Liu Yuying was skeptical.

"Yes." Cui Yanjin whispered to her: "I heard that before my uncle came, my cousin and my cousin had a bad temper for a few days. The reason was that the king gave his cousin an armory but not his cousin. My cousin wanted to play with weapons, so she had to ask her cousin to borrow the key, but my cousin was so bad that he deliberately refused to lend it."

 Liu Yuying: “…”

She gossiped curiously, "Is this really happening? Haven't you heard anyone discussing it?"

When she was in Qinghe, she liked to listen to the gossip about whose house was on the streets. She had been in the capital for more than a month, but she had never heard of this incident.

"Oh, I am the only one who knows about this." Cui Yanjin whispered, "I heard what Brother Feng said. Because Brother Feng also covets that arsenal."

"Well, it's still too hard to find out the gossip in the palace." Liu Yuying asked: "Swords, guns, swords and halberds? Axes, axes, hooks and forks? What do you want to give me?"

“I’ll take a look first and see which one suits my taste. I’ll give it to my cousin if I think she’ll like it,” Cui Yanjin said.

 Liu Yuying: “…”

Fine! Who makes this kid her biological son?

 She helped her son search for her while continuing to talk to him, "My wife's temperament seems to be quite good. Will she get angry with your cousin?"

Cui Yanjin immediately said: "No, mother, you are wrong. It is my cousin who is having a bad temper with his cousin. My cousin has a very good temper, but my cousin has a bad temper. He gets annoyed at every turn. My cousin always tries to coax her. he."

“Ah? But didn’t you just say that the princess was having a temper with your cousin?” Liu Yuying was confused.

"At that time, because my cousin was bad and a bully, he had an arsenal given by the king. He could play with whatever he liked, but he didn't let his cousin play with it. She had to ask him to borrow whatever she wanted to play with. And since he doesn't lend it readily and is difficult to deal with, of course I'm going to lose my temper with him." Cui Yanjin said matter-of-factly.

Liu Yuying thought about it, but after a while, she felt something was wrong, "There is a reason, but I heard from your words that you disagree with your cousin."

"I just don't agree with it. I'm going to complain to my uncle. My uncle will teach him a lesson," Cui Yanjin said.

Liu Yuying: "..." Cui Yanjin said while looking for weapons: "My cousin is so arrogant because of his favor. He doesn't know that his temper should be corrected. If this continues, will his cousin have to coax him all the time? He didn't know how many young masters in this royal capital were thinking about his cousin's sister-in-law. Her cousin's victory over the Wei Dynasty was an eternal feat. How many young admirers wanted to enter the palace and be her side lords and servants. His cousin didn't care about her at all. Alert, I only feel that no one in the world can threaten his status. When he is decaying and loving, watching his regrets secretly crying, not listening to my persuasion, not changing his temper, and wanting to beat me in the future. , just cry by yourself, I won’t coax him.”

 Liu Yuying: “…”

 She looked at her son in shock.

Cui Yuanbin locked his private treasury and chased after him. He happened to hear these words and looked at Cui Yanjin in shock, "You brat, what are you talking about?"

 “I’m not talking nonsense.”

Cui Yanjin muttered in a low voice, "My cousin is a good-looking woman. This is her nature. I can see it clearly. At first, she simply broke off the marriage with her cousin and chose the second son Ye without blinking an eye. Later, if it weren't for her cousin Waimao, I’m sure the current status of Mr. Wang doesn’t belong to him.”

 Cui Yuanbin: “…”

 Liu Yuying: “…”

Cui Yanjin sighed, "Hey, Mr. Ye is so kind. My cousin is just too soft-hearted towards my cousin."

The couple looked at them and didn't know what to say. This child has no cousin, so where can he find his cousin? Does he even know who his relatives are?

 Cui Yuanbin reminded him, "Your cousin is Zhou Gu, not the second son of Ye."

"I know, I wouldn't worry if it was Young Master Ye. Second Young Master Ye has such a good temper." Cui Yanjin was very worried about Zhou Gu's future. "My cousin can't listen to my good advice. Fortunately, he has such a good temper." He has a good-looking face, I hope he will still be good-looking when he gets old in the future and can win the heart of his cousin-in-law!"

 Cui Yuanbin: “…”

"Anyway, I asked my uncle to scold him." Cui Yanjin said, "I hope my uncle will wake him up by scolding him."

After he finished speaking, he stopped and said, "Father, mother, you two, please stop talking to me. It will interfere too much with my search for things."

Cui Yuanbin was about to say something, but he stopped talking and looked at Liu Yuying.

Liu Yuying also looked at him.

The two people's eyes met. Neither of them wanted to admit that the child was born to them. Both of them doubted that he should not be admitted to the Ministry of Etiquette and the Ministry of Works. He was so good at preaching and should be admitted to the Imperial College to be a teacher.

Cui Yanjin poked his buttocks and rummaged through his mother's private vault for an hour, and found three weapons that he found extremely pleasing to the eye. A twelve-bone jade fan can hide six hidden weapons and flying knives, a dark iron ice sword, and a bracelet. The bracelet also contains hidden weapons and twelve bone-piercing nails.

 He squatted in front of these three weapons and was in a dilemma.

Liu Yuying looked at her son, thinking that this son was born to someone else, right? After searching out all her best weapons, she said earnestly, "Son, these three are my mother's favorites."

Cui Yanjin turned to look at her mother, "Isn't my dad your favorite?"

 Liu Yuying: “…”

 I choked up all of a sudden.

 Cui Yuanbin listened very happily, "Yes, yes, your mother likes me the most."