Drunk Immortal Gourd

There are reasons why the City Lord’s Mansion has such regulations. Either you are a friend of Zhenjun Yueyue, or you have frequent contacts with him, and the City Lord’s Mansion will send you an invitation directly, or you have certain attainments in spiritual wine, so everyone can We have a common language, or if you bring your own good spiritual wine, you can barely be considered a fellow-traveler. If you don't take advantage of these three things, then aren't you just here to eat and drink?

For such people, no matter where they go, they will not look good on them, but there are exceptions. If the cultivation level is superior, such as the Nascent Soul monk coming to the door, the city lord's mansion will definitely be willing to entertain him for free, but the sloppy Taoist in front of him only has the third level of Jindan cultivation. , obviously does not meet this condition.

Seeing the steward talking about spiritual wine, the sloppy Taoist hesitated and then said: "I have a jar of spiritual wine here, which is also a peerless wine. I'm afraid you can't taste it."

Seeing that the other party spoke solemnly, the steward thought that he had underestimated the other party. There are many strange people and strange people in the world, but he could not delay the city lord's important affairs just because of preconceptions, so he said: "As the steward of the city lord's palace in Jiu Xian City, I haven't seen any good wine." Yes? Just bring it."

The sloppy Taoist took out an exquisite wine gourd from his arms and handed it to the steward with a bit of reluctance. Originally, the steward didn't think he could come up with anything good, but seeing how cautious the other party was, the wine gourd's The appearance is not bad, but there is no need to worry about it.

Carefully open the lid of the wine gourd, and a faint fragrance floats out. There is a hint of sweetness in the cold, a bit of richness in the lightness, and a bit of fragrance in the spicy. It seems that all the feelings that can be used to describe fine wine can be said. After smelling it in this wine gourd, many people felt at a loss for words for the first time and didn't know what words to use to describe it.

The drunkards around were all intoxicated, their eyes were red, and they wanted to snatch the wine gourd. Even the two stewards were reluctant to take their noses away from the wine gourd. Judging from the taste alone, the spiritual wine in this gourd is much better than Tan Youquan's previous spiritual wine, and it is enough to participate in Zhenjun Yaoyue's wine tasting conference.

Seeing the two stewards like this, the sloppy Taoist seemed to have forgotten their previous arrogance and said: "Whether the spirit wine is good or not, the key is the taste. You can't taste it just by the taste. If you two are not sure, you can try it yourself. Give me a fair opinion."

As stewards of the Lord's Mansion of Jiuxian City, both of them are good drinkers, and the pot of spiritual wine in front of them has an extremely tempting taste. They have long been aroused to be greedy, and now they see the other party taking the initiative to invite them to taste it. Fine wine, such an opportunity to serve one's own interests, was what they wanted. The two of them took out two cups from nowhere, each got one cup, and drank it all in one gulp.

They were not worried about anyone being poisoned. This was the gate of Jiuxian City's city lord's palace. There were not only Yueyue Zhenjun, a veteran Yuanying monk, but also other Yuanying monk friends he invited to attend the wine tasting party. Who would eat it? The bear-hearted leopard dares to come here to cause trouble?

Seeing the two stewards finish the drink in one gulp, the sloppy Taoist asked, "How do you like my spiritual wine?"

The smell of this spiritual wine is intoxicating, and the taste is certainly not much different. Just when everyone thought that the two stewards would praise this spiritual wine, the two stewards suddenly opened their mouths and drank the wine in one gulp. The spirit wine that went down spurted out, and he said, "What is it that tastes so bad?"

At this time, I heard the sloppy Taoist laugh and say: "Didn't you two drink it out? The wine gourd is filled with children's urine, but I added some special spices in it, so it smells like spiritual wine. . Speaking of which, this boy’s urine is one of the best alchemy ingredients. I spent a lot of effort to get it this morning. It’s a pity.”

They thought it was filled with exquisite wine, so the two of them tasted it boldly, but they didn't expect it to be filled with child urine. After hearing the sloppy Taoist's words, the two stewards immediately started retching. Not only them, but also the monks who were watching nearby, they felt disgusted when they thought that they had deliberately gone over to smell it just now. They quickly pinched their noses, and the expressions on their faces became richer and richer.

They had already vomited, but nothing could be vomited at this time. The two stewards retched a few times before they remembered that the culprit was right in front of them, and they were so angry that their lungs almost exploded.

As the stewards of the city lord's mansion, the two of them represent the city lord Yaoyue Zhenjun, who is superior to others in the entire Jiuxian City. Not to mention the golden elixir monks, even ordinary Nascent Soul monks are polite when they meet them. This sloppy Taoist is only at the early stage of Jindan cultivation, but he doesn't care about the face of the city lord's palace. He teases and insults them in front of them. It is really intolerable. If he doesn't teach him a lesson, how can he live up to his status? ?

The steward threw the wine gourd in his hand to the ground, jumped to his feet and scolded: "You are so brave, you dare to act wild at the gate of the city lord's mansion. I am really tired of living. Guards, arrest him." , I must let him know the consequences of offending the City Lord's Mansion."

The guard at the door was doing nothing. Now he finally met someone looking for trouble. Naturally, he was overjoyed. He shouted and surrounded the sloppy Taoist. The sloppy Taoist seemed to understand the seriousness of the matter and knew that he had offended the city lord's mansion. There will be good fruit to eat. Before the guards can surround him, he bends down and dives into the crowd.

This sloppy Taoist not only made fun of the two stewards, but also disgusted the monks who were watching. Everyone saw the excitement and backed away one after another, hoping that the guards of the City Lord's Mansion could catch him and make him suffer. , but it was a pity that the sloppy Taoist was extremely slippery. He took advantage of the crowd and disappeared without a trace. The dozen or so guards with golden elixir cultivation failed to catch him.

The scene was chaotic, and it took a long time to calm down. Seeing that more than a dozen Jindan guards were empty-handed, the two stewards couldn't help but look at each other. I didn't expect that so many people took action, but they couldn't catch even one troublemaker. It was really a ghost. . They haven't been so humiliated in many years, but if they can't catch the rightful owner, they can only admit that they are unlucky.

Qingyang was not far away from the sloppy Taoist at the time and saw this scene clearly. The first thing also disgusted him, but he thought more deeply. This sloppy Taoist dared to tease the two stewards at the door of the city lord's mansion. He still had the courage to do so. It's very big. As the saying goes, beating a dog depends on its owner. Teasing his disciples outside Zhenjun Yaoyue's door is impossible to do without a certain amount of courage.

The sloppy Taoist is not only courageous, but also very powerful. It is impossible for ordinary people to escape from so many golden elixir guards. Either this sloppy Taoist is extremely good at fishing in troubled waters, or he hides his strength and is deliberately teasing these people. .