Dudu’s Diary

Lying on the bed, Yu Shanshan couldn't sleep at all, looking at the glittering diamond ring on her hand, the whole person was in the clouds, a little unreally dizzy, always I feel like everything I just had is hallucinating.

But it wasn't just her who couldn't sleep tonight. At about twelve, Wu Jing sent a message.

"Shan, have you slept?"

Based on years of understanding, Yu Shanshan felt inexplicably that Wu Jing wouldn't be looking for her so late, so she returned with an ‘I ’m asleep’ emoji.

Wu Jing immediately returned a smiley expression, Yu Shanshan felt that Wu Jing must be as insignificant as this expression pack at this time.

Wu Jing: "Hey hey, people didn't want to disturb you so late. It would be bad if you were doing something impure. I didn't expect you to have time to reply to my information. It seems that you are still pure at the moment of."

Yu Shanshan: ............ Please put away the waste in your head. I have always been a pure child.

Yu Shanshan asked, "Why are you still not sleeping? Sichun?"

Wu Jing: "What spring is I thinking? I'm not excited to sleep. I watched a wonderful large face scene today. Do you think you can't be excited? Think about the scene outside the restaurant today. I think Laugh, it's so terrifying! Your brother elder brother has given us a long face too. You see that the three of Ou Kexin did not have a complexion at that time, they are almost green! "

Yu Shanshan: ... why are you more excited than me?

Wu Jing: "Did you not see it? When Lu Keco and Xu Zixin saw your brother, their eyes were green, and they could not help but pounce on him. Later I knew it was your man, and I think I was crazy. He vomiting blood. They thought you could hit you if you were fat, but you did n’t expect that you would win the male **** if you were fat, but you would have to anger them, hahaha ... I dare not organize a classmates dinner to hit you! "

Actually, Yu Shanshan was just nervous about Yuen Long. She didn't pay attention to other people's expressions. Now she listened to Wu Jing's description again. Imagine their expressions at the time. They suddenly felt like laughing, and she felt happy.

Not to mention, there really is a feeling of turning over a serf to sing.

Hehe, although she is fat and she is ugly, but her man is handsome, they can't find such a handsome man, this is strength.

Thinking about it, Yu Shanshan couldn't help but smile at the diamond ring.

The joy and dizziness in her heart were so overflowing that Yu Shanshan couldn't help but took a picture of her own diamond ring hand and sent it to Wu Jing, sharing with her her unrest at the moment: he asked me to marry me It's up!

On the other side of the phone, Wu Jing was stunned, and did not reply for a long time. It was not until ten minutes later, and a series of overwhelming expression packs were sent on that side, and she swipe Yu Shanshan's phone screen Already.

My mother. Jpg.

You startled my jaw. Jpg.

Little brother you can .Jpg.

Also receiving nine years of compulsory education, you are so good. Jpg.

...

Yu Shanshan was bombarded with this expression pack for ten minutes in a row, and it blew up her eyes. She didn't know where she came from so many expressions, she was a crazy expression pack.

Yu Shanshan had to say, "Sisters, calm down, life will continue, and Aunt Wang will also take care of you. You must not be confused, do you know?"

Wu Jing finally calmed down a little bit and changed the voice message directly.

"Sisters, I knew you were a king. It took us two days to win our male elder brother. Why are you so good?"

Although I am very proud of being praised, Yu Shanshan's sanity is still there, "... what am I good at? It ’s about the same as my little fat man." In all likelihood, the little fat man gave his father to him. obsessed with.

Wu Jing: "No matter what the reason, it's all right now that you are in your hands. Whoops, you are now a man who is sleeping in the righteousness. I'm still talking to you so late. Did I bother you? Hey hey ... "

Hey hey hey, Yu Shanshan always feels that Wu Jing has a strong sense of insignificance all over her.

Rolling his eyes, in order not to wake up and beep, Yu Shanshan still typed to clarify for herself: "I have a man lying next to me now, my little fat man."

Wu Jing: "Can you be sincere? Spring Festival is worth a lot of money. I don't believe that if a man falls into your hands, you won't be able to stop it. The rings are all closed. You shouldn't throw it up and take it in your belly.

Yu Shanshan: "Go to you, I am so hungry! I have always kept in mind the core values ​​of socialism, adhering to the concept of civilization and harmony, and being a woman of civilization and harmony."

Wu Jing: "... sisters, wouldn't you really haven't started? Where is your brother now?"

Yu Shanshan: "Sofa."

Wu Jing was shocked. "I'm going. What are you doing? You can't bear a male **** like your brother Bing? You still ca n’t let people sleep on the couch so cruelly? You are still the Yu Shan I know Shan? "

Yu Shanshan said rightly: "I'm a good citizen. Although he asked me to marry him, isn't it legal that he hasn't got a legal license yet? Driving without a license is illegal."

"Enough, Yu Shanshan!" Wu Jing immediately disassembled Yu Shanshan's hypocritical face. "Don't pretend, you drove without a license with others four years ago. By the way, I got a souvenir. Now I'm asking for a license Induction? Did you forget to peel off your skin? "

Yu Shanshan: Don't take it apart, so we can still be good friends.

Wu Jing stopped joking, and said seriously: "What the **** is it? Are you two still not reconciled? Are there any knots that haven't opened yet? Shanshan, I really think Yuen Long is very good, don't make a mess What's the matter? The two people sat down and communicated well. Don't quarrel. Now that they have received their rings, they will live well in the future. "

Knowing that Wu Jing is good for herself, Yu Shanshan originally wanted to slap in and play around. Now she is directly telling the truth, "Jinger, I have no trouble with him, and I have no quarrel. I am no longer the ignorant little girl Now, since I received his ring, I will hold it well in the future. But I really ca n’t get through that hurdle in my heart now, I do n’t want him to touch me, I do n’t want him to see me full of fat, I really can't accept it like this. Can you understand? "

Wu Jing instantly understood, and after understanding it was a slight distress. As a woman, she really understood Yu Shanshan's actions. Women are good for themselves. Women always want to show their best in front of their beloved men. If they become fat, they can't wait to lose weight immediately, and don't want to be seen by men. Not to mention Shanshan's body shape now ...

Wu Jing imagined that if she had the same body shape as Yu Shanshan, she shook her head instantly and asked her not to dare to do undescribable things with the male god, which would also test her mental capacity.

Wu Jing had to comfort her and said, "I believe that since Yuen Long proposed to you, you don't care about your figure and appearance. Don't be too concerned about it. You will lose weight and strive to restore your beauty as soon as possible."

Yu Shanshan sighed deeply. Losing weight is easier said than done, not to mention she has to lose half of her meat, it is even harder than going to the sky, and I do n’t know if she will return to beauty that day.

This night, Yu Shanshan had a dream. In the dream, she took a magic drug. After waking up, she found that she had recovered her original figure, slap face, small waist, and long and thin legs. Beauty is enchanting. Dudu was stunned to see her mother look different, holding her neck and kissing her face tightly, boasting with milk and milk: "Mom, you are so beautiful, so good!"

Yu Shanshan was so proud of herself that she couldn't help laughing.

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There was a laughter in the murmur, which made the bed under him shake constantly, which made him have to open his eyes to see what was going on.

With this open eye, Dudu saw that her mother was laughing with her eyes closed and her mouth open and laughed, making her smile creepy.

Dudu was frightened by the laughter and was instantly drowsy. He quickly got up, approached his mother cautiously, and reached out his little hand to poke her gently, but the mother laughed more happily.

Dudu reached out and poked again, this time a little stronger, but also failed to stop the mother's laughter.

Dudu bit his finger and thought for a while. He thought that his mother might have dreamed something delicious, otherwise he would not smile so happily.

If he dreams of delicious food, he won't want to be disturbed, or he will not be full, then he should not disturb his mother.

Thinking like this, Dudu thoughtfully did not go to poke his mother again, but slowly crawled off the bed himself, wearing a pair of underpants, and went out to find his father so sexy.

Yuen Long was making breakfast in the kitchen, and when he heard the flip-flops of the little slippers, he knew that the son was awake. Turning his head, he saw that the little boy in his whole body ran over wearing only a pair of underpants. The meat flickered as it ran.

Yuen Long thought that it was no wonder that Shanshan liked to call him a fat man. He was quite fat.

The little guy didn't know that Dad said in his heart that he was fat, he ran into the kitchen, hugged Dad's legs, and looked up at him like this, full of dependence and joy, and his sweet milk sounded so boring "Daddy ~"

This father called Yuen Long with soft hair, bent over and hugged him, rubbing his little head, "Are you hungry? Breakfast is going to be prepared soon. Would you like to get your mother to get up for dinner?"

Dudu gave a glance at the room, and put his two hands to his mouth to make a small trumpet. He carefully reached into Dad's ear and said, "Dad, you tell me, Mom is eating delicious food now, happy Haha laughed. "

Yuen Long froze. She didn't quite understand what Dudu said. She was not sleeping, and she was eating delicious food.

She just entered the room with the little guy in her arms, and when she entered, she saw Yu Shanshan lying on the bed with her eyes closed, laughing, and dancing from time to time.

Yuen Long: ...

Dudu whispered: "Dad, look, my mother must have dreamed of eating delicious food, I have also dreamed about it, but I am happy, just as happy as my mother. Let ’s not disturb my mother to eat delicious food Otherwise, my mother will be unhappy and unhappy. "

Yuen Long thought about it, first went to the closet to find a piece of clothes for the little guy, and then patted his little **** and said, "Then Dudu go wash first, let's not disturb my mother to eat delicious food."

Dudu himself can wash his face and brush his teeth, so he nodded when he heard the words, and ran to the bathroom to wash.

Without the little guy, Yuen Long closed the door of the room, walked slowly to the bed, and looked down at Yu Shanshan in his sleep.

She smiled happily. Although she was a lot fatter now, the two dimples on both sides of her cheeks were still looming, and she was sweet and cute when she laughed.

She used to smile to make a person's heart soft and numb. Although she can't see the shadow before, his heart is still soft and numb.

He was so numb that he couldn't help lowering his head, his lips resting on her lips, and kissing him carefully.

In her dream, Yu Shanshan was looking at the mirror to appreciate her graceful figure, and then she saw Yuen Long appearing, his eyes stared straight at her face. . The next second, he came over and held her back to kiss her.

He was so anxious and too fierce that she couldn't breathe because of his kiss, and she lost her head and struggled.

Then she struggled to wake up.

Then, she saw the handsome and charming face in front of her eyes, and the tingling touch on her lips.

Yu Shanshan :! !! !! !! !!

Yu Shanshan was so frightened that she pushed Yuen Long back and hurriedly looked down at herself, trying to figure out whether it was a dream or a true one.

As a result, looking down was the belly of the three-tier swimming ring.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ... her little waist and small legs are gone, it was all a dream ...

Yu Shanshan wanted to cry without tears, anxious to roll on the bed.

"What's wrong?" Looking at her with a huge blow, Yuen Long moved forward again and touched her forehead. "Was it uncomfortable?"

Yu Shanshan: My heart is uncomfortable. "Why are you kissing me again? You said you should kiss me without my permission!"

Is this person's taste a bit heavy? He is like this now, how can he keep it up? Isn't he bored?

Yuen Long squinted helplessly, rubbing her palm gently on her head, "Is that okay?"

He was asking if he could kiss her.

Yu Shanshan: "... how can I ask again after I'm done!"

"Ask before the next kiss." Yuen Long stood up and reached out to her, "get up now for breakfast."

Yu Shanshan bit her lip, glanced at the ring on her left hand, hesitated, or handed his fat hand to him, and let him pull himself up. But when changing clothes, she kicked him out and secured the door, so she changed her clothes in peace.

However, after taking off her clothes, Yu Shanshan suddenly remembered something, she bent down and took out the weight scale that she had hidden here under the bed. She turned off its voice function first, and then closed her eyes and stood up secretly. .

Feeling that her weight was stable, Yu Shanshan took a deep breath, opened her eyes, and slowly lowered her head to look at the numbers above.

Eighty-eight kilograms.

Yu Shanshan thought that her weight was already better than the height of many men.

Considering Yuen Long's height of 186, her tendon meat, and weight is estimated to be more than seventy and less than eighty kilograms. She was even heavier than him.

It is an unbearable weight in a woman's life.

Yu Shanshan silently took out her mobile phone and searched on the mobile phone for any reliable weight-loss institution. She felt that relying on her own strength, it was estimated that she could not lose weight.

Looking for it, the door was knocked by the cymbals and muttered eagerly outside, "Mom, come out for dinner ~"

Yu Shanshan hurriedly put her mobile phone in her pocket and hid the scale under the bed. Then she opened the door to eat.

Dudu finally noticed the diamond ring on her table and asked curiously, "Mom, why is there a shiny stone on your hand?"

Yu Shanshan looked up at Yuen Long.

Yuen Long explained to Dudu: "It's a ring. It was given to my mother by my father."

Dudu heard that he was unhappy immediately, and his little mouth murmured, "Why did my mother have it, but I didn't? My father was partial."

Yu Shanshan pretended not to hear, bowed down for breakfast, and handed the problem to the fat man's father.

Yuen Long touched the fat man's head. "The ring was given to his daughter-in-law by the man. You are the son of your father, so your father will not give you the ring."

Dudu bit his finger, thought for a while, and asked, "Is your mother your daughter-in-law?"

A faint smile arose at the corner of Yuen Long's mouth, and he looked up at Shanshan. "Yes", "Yeah, my mother is my father's daughter-in-law, so my father gave her a ring."

Yu Shanshan's face slowly turned red, her heart beating constantly, her face anxious to be buried in the bowl.

Dudu didn't find his mother's abnormality. He worked hard to digest what Dad said, then looked up at his dad's crotch, then lowered his head to look at his crotch, as if he understood something, suddenly and firmly: "Dad, then I'm a boy, too. I'll buy a ring for my daughter-in-law."

"Hum--" The porridge in Yu Shanshan's mouth sprayed out, and she was coughed.

Yuen Long reached out and took away the porridge in front of her, and patted her on the back.

I mumbled to see my mother froze, sighed a little, like a old father sighed helplessly: "Mom, you can have a snack, you can eat well if you can't eat."

Yu Shanshan: ... Are you afraid it's itchy again, little fat man! "Let's eat your meal. Where is your illiterate daughter-in-law who hasn't graduated from kindergarten, and wants to have money to buy a ring?"

Dudu immediately refuted: "I have money, and my piglet has a lot of money in it."

Then, the little guy ran to the cabinet in the room and took out his piggy bank, and carefully put it on the table for Yuen Long to see. "Dad, look, I have money, I can buy a ring for me daughter in law."

This piggy bank was bought by Yu Shanshan when he tooted and knew what the money was. He would put the red envelope or pocket money that others usually gave him into the piggy bank, and it had been two years since it was saved. But he didn't know how much money he had.

This piggy bank is the little one's big treasure. It is very cherished. When she is okay, she will take it out and take a look. It makes Yu Shanshan wonder whether she is a fan of money.

Yu Shanshan probably knows the number inside. Dudu is unlike other children who have seven aunts, eight aunts, grandparents, grandparents and other relatives who will give red envelopes at all times. He only has a mother and a godmother and a dry grandma who will give him a red envelope when the New Year. It's two yuan each. It's not much at all, so in two years, at most, there are more than two thousand yuan in the piggy bank.

What diamond ring to buy for more than two thousand dollars?

But looking at the little guy's huge pride expression, Yu Shanshan couldn't bear to tell him the truth.

Yuen Long fisted against his mouth and coughed, all eyes were smiling, he touched the little guy's head and said: "Then you take care of it and buy it when you find your daughter-in-law."

Yu Shanshan: ............ how can you educate your children like this! Shouldn't you tell him that you can't fall in love early and study well?

Dudu nodded happily, secretly thinking that he would have to save well in the future and buy a shining ring for his daughter-in-law in the future.