Dudu’s Diary

The monkeys are soldiers brought by Yuen Long. Although Yuen Long has no whereabouts or news in recent years, they are soldiers and they know each other well What happened, so I never asked, just waiting for him to return silently.

After calculating, they haven't seen him for almost four years, so this time they can't wait to come over, thinking about seeing their boss earlier, and then see what kind of **** the boss has found for them.

The other brothers are also very excited to know that the boss is returning. Each one is more curious about who the big sister is, but because only three of them can come over on vacation this time, other people can only envy.

When the troops came out, it was necessary to have a meal together, let alone a happy day today. The monkey asked the waiter to bring up two bottles of white wine, and then asked Yu Shanshan slyly, "Sister, do you allow the boss to drink?"

Yuen Long also looked at her with a smile, obediently waiting for her instructions, as if she said he could drink it before he dared to drink it, causing a few monkeys to howl and yell at his wife.

Yuen Long shouted that his wife did not care about his strict control, but his smile deepened.

Yu Shanshan gave him a glance. Although he didn't like him to drink, when his comrades met, it was okay to drink once in a while, and he nodded, "You can drink if you want, don't ask me, just go back and drive."

When the sister-in-law said that, the monkey was relieved, and he filled the glass in front of Yuen Long politely. "Boss, I haven't seen you for a few years and I don't know if your alcohol has receded."

Yuen Long laughed and said nothing.

Yu Shanshan and Dudu drank the juice, but Dudu looked at the white wine in front of Dad, and then looked at the yellow juice in front of himself, not understanding why they were different. He had drank the juice, but had not drank the drink in Dad's cup, so he got up very curiously, and shook his little nose, "Daddy, what do you drink? Is it delicious?"

The little guy teased the man at the table with a curious expression and a longing expression, and San Shao teased him intentionally. "We drank white wine and it was delicious."

Listening to the beep, he looked more eagerly at the white wine bottle on the table, stood up from the chair, reached out and trembled enough to drink white wine, "then I want to drink this too, I don't drink juice today."

Yuen Long's eyes quickly removed the white wine from being touched. "You can't drink it. It's for adults. It's not good at all. Children can't drink it."

Yuen Long probably has no experience with children and does not understand the amazing group of children. It is a group that adults are more curious to do if they are not allowed to do it, and Dudu is the one in this group.

Seeing that Dad would not allow himself to drink, the little guy's inner curiosity became more and more heavy. He felt that the quilt in Dad must be delicious, and he wanted to try it. But Dad wouldn't let him drink. He could only obediently sit back on the chair, and then obediently took a sip of his own drink. After drinking, he showed his father a very good smile. "Daddy, I don't drink, I drink fruit juice."

He was so good, Yuen Long was soft and smiled and touched his little head, exaggerating, "Dudu is really good."

The little guy bowed his head embarrassed to eat.

Only Yu Shanshan glanced suspiciously at this little fat man, and felt that it didn't look like the character of a fat man. Is she a transsexual today?

But soon, Shanshan did not think about this little fat man, because the monkeys talked about the affairs of Yuen Long in the army, and immediately attracted her mind.

The monkey smiled and said, "Boss, you are very secretive. We do n’t know if your son is so old. What do you get married? Our brothers thought that you were single all the time. They all worry about when you will be single. The result is that we are so naive, you need us to worry about it, the direct son is so old. "

San Shao drank a little wine, and his mouth was a little bit blocked, and he forgot about Yu Shanshan's presence. He said with a smile: "Boss, you didn't agree with so many beautiful girls chasing you, we are still behind Whimper what kind of type do you like, I have wanted to help other girls a few times, why do n’t you think-- "

As soon as San Shao finished speaking, the monkey stomped under the table hard, squeezing his eyes desperately. Dasao is here. What other woman is talking about? In case Xunzi has a smaller heart, this is not to provoke the husband and wife. If they go back to the rack, they can be tidy.

San Shao also responded that he had said something wrong and hurried away from the topic in guilty conscience.

Yu Shanshan raised her eyebrows, and her heart tickled. She was more interested in the topic of San Shao. She had asked him about this topic when she was in love with him four years ago, but Yuen Long is a stuffy gourd. She can say gossip about other women and so on, which is not enough to satisfy her curiosity. Every time she asks him, she says no. So up to now she doesn't know if any girls have cherished him, but it seems that many cherished him ...

Yu Shanshan smiled, waved her hands, pretending to be a very generous and indifferent expression, "Oh, this is something, I already know that your boss has a lot of girls chasing it, certainly in the army, Tell me, are n’t those girls pretty? I heard that the girls in your army ’s Cultural Regiment are so pretty. Do any girls like your boss? ”

Yuen Long was a little confused, and the secret way was not good. He knew who Nizi was. He had nothing to do with generosity anyway. Now this is a idiom.

He calmly winked at San Shao and the monkey three to keep them quiet, but all three were attracted by Yu Shanshan and nobody noticed his color.

The three look at Yu Shanshan's expressions are really unconcerned, secretly that they think too much, the sister-in-law is not a careful person at all, look at others, how generous, don't mind at all, so San Shao was at ease, Continued to say, "Ma'am, you don't know. Many girls in our art group like our boss. There is a group of flowers who have confessed to our boss in public, but the boss refused, and the boss ignored him, causing them to be spotted Tears. "

"Cough ..." Yuen Long clenched his fist to his mouth and coughed slightly, trying to speak to stop the topic, but Yu Shanshan stunned him under the table and glared secretly. He gave him a 'do not stop' look.

Yuen Long: .......

Forced by obscenity, Yuen Long had to confess to listening to them continue to break the news, but in his heart had already figured out how to practice them after going back.

Seeing that San Shao said such a big material, Yu Shanshan still smiled and looked very interesting. Everyone is completely relieved. So the monkey also broke the news, "That group flower hasn't married yet. Last time I came to our military area to perform, I saw and asked where our boss went, haha, the charm of our boss is a bar, if we have It ’s such a charm.

San Shao: "That is, the charm of our boss. Our brothers have always been convinced. Sister-in-law, do you know, our boss was privately rated as the first commander of the military region. of."

Seeing the two brothers breaking news one after another, the handsome, who had not spoken, narrowed his eyes and stretched his face, and silently sank the two silly brothers for three minutes. Stupid, can this be said casually? Is a woman someone who doesn't mind if she doesn't mind? Your two boys are waiting to be cleaned up by the boss.

The commander wisely chose to stand by and watch the two brothers die.

So Yu Shanshan heard the gossip she wanted to know before at the wine table, and she was so addicted that she did not expect that the charm of Yuen Long would be beyond her imagination, and she would have too many rivals. There are even a few who still don't forget about him. What is more frightening is that the old commander Yan Yan of the military region commanded him and wanted to marry his daughter.

Obediently, the amount of information is beyond her imagination. This made her couldn't help wondering: During the four years she was away, would there be more girls throwing her arms at him? Are there many girls who want to give him monkeys?

Thinking of this, Yu Shanshan felt sour in her heart, even more sour than overturning the vinegar tank. Well, she admits, she's still as careful as she was four years ago, and she hasn't grown much in four years.

"Wow-"

Just because Shanshan wanted to hear more, suddenly a wailing cry interrupted everyone's words and made everyone startled.

Everyone turned around and noticed that the original mumble sitting on the seat was gone, and the little guy was crying in an inconspicuous corner at the moment, tears were falling down one by one, while crying and stomping, Opening his mouth and crying, his breath was inhaled from time to time.

Everyone cast their eyes on the little guy who was holding on to the bottle of white wine that he couldn't bear to put down in silence, collectively silent.

Yuen Long rushed over first, threw the bottle that the little guy was holding in his hand, hugged him, put a cup of warm water in his mouth to feed him, "drink mouthwash and spit, then spit it out."

"Wow wow-daddy-" cried torn heartily, crying and shaking his head to avoid the cup, now he is afraid to drink anything anymore, just crying with his mouth open, he would not drink water.

Yu Shanshan also reacted, anxious, didn't know how much alcohol this little guy had just secretly drank, would he be drunk? Will white wine hurt children's brains and bodies?

Seeing this little fat man still refuses to gargle, she slaps him and slaps at him, "I told you not to be obedient! It's not that you can't drink this, who made you secretly drink it!"

The toot, which had been so unhealthy by liquor, was also beaten by the old mother. It was physically and mentally hurt. Wow, it cried louder. The tears fell even more. The whole face was crying red. See It felt so pitiful that the three monkeys kept huddling beside each other, but it didn't work.

Seeing that this fat man was about to cry the Great Wall, Yu Shanshan had to take him, hug him in his arms, kiss his round head, and coax him skillfully: "Well, don't cry Is n’t it uncomfortable for my mother not to hit you? Mommy kiss, my little boy will not cry anymore. Will you go to buy some delicious cakes for you?

Coaxed by his mother, the little guy who never remembered his mother's resentment choked and nodded, crying, and said, "It's so bitter and spicy, my belly is on fire." She patted her small **** and belly.

It must be drinking too much in one sip, and the esophagus and stomach are too spicy. The child's esophagus and spleen and stomach are very tender. How can it withstand the damage of white wine.

Yu Shanshan is really going to be mad at this guy, but at this moment he is crying sadly and not good at hitting him, so he has to coax him with warm boiled water, "This is boiled water, drink fat and drink quickly, drink It ’s not uncomfortable when it ’s over. ”

After the mother said, the little guy drew closer to the cup, sipped a big sip of water, and Jomo felt better, and sang several sips, and then felt that the body was not so hot, crying. It's a bit small.

San Shao blame himself very much, "blame me, I shouldn't have teased him just now, otherwise he won't drink secretly."

Yuen Long shook his head. He just looked at it, but he didn't look at it. He didn't know when the boy stole the wine.

The monkey patted his head. "I just put the wine behind my chair. I didn't know I saw it. I guess the little guy sneaked behind me to get it when we didn't notice."

Yu Shanshan now doesn't care how the fat man steals the wine. She cares more about how much fat the fat man drank. "Fat, you tell your mother how much wine you just drank?"

The fat guy groaned aggrievedly, and was so sad when he mentioned the wine he had just mentioned, he cried and said, "I just murmured, and then my stomach caught fire."

Still grunting? I drank at least two sips. She really wanted to choke this little fat man, how dare you drink anything!

The handsome man was relatively careful, and he still remembered how much wine was left. He pointed to a position of the wine bottle and said, "I remember that we have so much left after we pour, and maybe there are two young people who drank."

Everyone at the scene looked very worried at the little fat man who was pumping, and didn't know if he should be taken to the hospital. Of course, this order of wine was nothing to their grown-ups, but for a three-year-old baby, it was not. Certainly.

Yuen Long thought about it. He picked up his phone and called a doctor he knew. He said tooting on the phone. The doctor over there said that he didn't need to go to the hospital. As long as the baby didn't have a serious reaction, give him more drinks. Water can increase metabolism.

Yuen Long was relieved, picking up warm water and letting Dudu drink.

Dudu really did n’t want to drink it, but he did n’t dare refuse to look at his dad ’s serious face. He knew that he had done something wrong this time and was very guilty. I want to go to the bathroom after drinking.

Going to the toilet means excretion. Yuen Long took him to the toilet two times. After going to the toilet, the little guy didn't feel uncomfortable. He just touched his belly, and said to his father, milk, and said with a prank: "Dad, I'm hungry."

Seeing that he wanted to eat again, his face did not turn red, and he did not vomit. It seemed that the alcohol was completely metabolized, and everyone was relieved.

But after being relieved, the old mother Yu Shanshan's anger in her heart beat the distress. She caught the fat man and slapped it on the fat butt. After that, she shoved it to the old father, "You also It's ridiculous to care about him. "

Looking at the pitiful son who was crying without covering his buttocks, Yuen Long was softened, but he should still be educated. The child is not sensible. Some things must be told to him so that he can remember next time. live.

So after the mother's iron palm, the fat guy ushered in his father's oral criticism and education for half an hour, which made him miserable and made him remember the lesson thoroughly. He would never dare to drink it again next time. Strange things.

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