Dudu’s Diary

When the car drove to the place where Jiang Er lived, Jiang Er suddenly responded. He ignored an important issue.

"Ah, Yan Shao, I suddenly remembered a problem. Yu Shanshan had all the children. Who did she marry? I haven't heard of anyone who married Yu Shanshan."

Yan Shao rolled his eyes, "You just remember to ask this question, idiot."

"I wasn't immersed in the huge disillusionment that Shanshan gave me. Did you tell me, who is her husband Yu Shanshan? I would like to know which warrior married the little ballet princess, Oh no, it's no longer a little ballet princess. "

Yan Shao smiled, "Want to know? If you want to know, just ask her yourself."

Jiang Er can't wait to strangle him, "You ......... forget it, ask her yourself and ask myself, I happen to be looking for her. I didn't recognize her tonight, and no old friends Yes, I did n’t have time to get in touch. I will go to her in person tomorrow. ”

"Ah! Autumn!" Yu Shanshan, who had just taken a shower, sneezed several times in a row, and couldn't help wondering how she was sneezing so much tonight, could it be a cold?

He also took a bath, tooting in a little underwear, reached out his hand and touched his mother's forehead, and then said, "Mom, has anyone scolded you?"

Yu Shanshan: .... Do you think others are calling me, why are you touching my forehead?

Giving him a small butt, slap him. "Can you be a bad guy to say something nice? Someone must have missed me. How could someone call you a cute, beautiful, generous, intelligent and intelligent mother?"

Dudu covered his mouth and giggled, the fat on the belly was shaking, the fat legs kicked happily in the air.

Yu Shanshan was furious, picking up the flesh on his little fat stomach, threatening with words: "What are you laughing at? Maybe you think there is something wrong with your mother?"

Toot, who has a strong desire to survive, quickly covered his belly, and said in a timely manner, "Mom, I think you are right, someone must have missed you."

Yu Shanshan was very satisfied with this answer. She was about to let go of the fat man. The phone rang. At a glance, it was a video call from Yuen Long.

She immediately pointed at the cell phone and said, "Look, it was your father who missed me, so I sneezed."

Dudu immediately put his fat face on his mobile phone to compete with his mother, "Dad missed me!"

Yu Shanshan snorted him and clicked the on button.

Dudu immediately put his entire face in front of the phone to occupy all of his dad's realization, "Dad, Dad!"

When Yuen Long saw his fat son, he thought of the singing video that he saw tonight. When he thought of the little guy singing, he couldn't help laughing, beeping and seeing his dad kept laughing, followed by hey hey silly.

Seeing that the father and the son were smirking affectionately as the two fools looked at each other, Yu Shanshan couldn't stand it, and pulled the little round face of the fat man aside, "Do you still have me in your eyes?"

Grumbled, "Mom, I haven't told Dad what I did today."

Yu Shanshan simply gave him his cell phone. "Hold it up and tell your dad yourself."

Dudu took the cell phone happily and said to Yuen Long excitedly: "Dad, I sang a lot of songs tonight, I can sing well, my uncles and aunts have praised me and said I am ... . I am ... oh, say my talent in the music world! "

Yuen Long: ........ It is indeed a talent in the singing world.

Seeing Dad not talking, Dudu was afraid he would not believe it, and immediately said, "Dad, I sing it to you. I sing" Where's Dad "is the best."

Before waiting for Yuen Long to make excuses to stop him, the little one had already sang, "I have a guy in my family who is cool ..."

Although Yu Shanshan has fully understood the singing level of the fat son from the video posted by Yu Shanshan tonight, at this moment, Yuen Long couldn't help sighing, feeling that the temple was jumping around.

In the end, Yu Shanshan couldn't listen anymore. She had been tortured by the little guy's singing all night. Now she really didn't want to hear this magical singing voice anymore, so she immediately ran back and forced to take the mobile phone in the little guy's hand. Pointing at the package that has not yet been opened today, said: "Little fat man, look at it quickly. The luxury bed we bought for Erbao has arrived. Go and unpack it for Erbao. So Erbao tonight You can sleep in a luxury bed. "

Listening to the beep, immediately glanced at the big parcel in the corner, his eyes lit up, and he immediately forgot to sing something, and his attention was instantly shifted.

When it comes to Erbao's luxurious bed, Dudu didn't dare to delay. He immediately waved to the opposite Yuen Long. "Dad, I'm going to install Erbao's luxurious bed, and I'll talk to you when I'm busy."

"Okay, then you go." Yuen Long couldn't wait to say.

When the little guy finally left, Yuen Long breathed a big sigh of relief, then looked at Yu Shanshan. The first sentence he said was, "In fact, I don't sing and don't blame me for singing."

"Hum--" Yu Shanshan was amused by him, looking at the little fat man who was struggling to unpack, while smiling. "... I don't tune in singing, what's wrong with him?"

Yuen Long was silent for a moment, and estimated, "Probably a genetic mutation."

Yu Shanshan nodded in agreement, "It's very likely. In the future, let's try to let him sing as little as possible, and he should know himself when he gets older."

Yuen Long smiled "um".

I did n’t know that I was being tossed by my father and mother, and the toots were unpacking and devoting all their efforts, and they were tearing, dragging, and biting. Finally, they opened the layers of express bags. Here, the materials come out. But he was a little dumbfounded, thinking that it would be Erbao's big bed, but all piles of wood could be seen.

This can be tidy.

The little guy couldn't help asking her mother in bed: "Mom, don't kiss me and my dad, come and see Erbao's bed!"

Yu Shanshan took a moment to glance at the pile of wood and was taken aback. This pile is too complicated. It will take a lot of time to install it. Now I dare not kiss me again. I got it, hung up the phone and walked to a pile of parts to study how to assemble the bed.

The mother and child assembled according to the steps on the drawing, but this thing was not found or it was wrong there. The two still had differences when they were hesitant, and they were unwilling to shrink, resulting in disassembly and assembly. The final result was that it was not installed for an hour, but it was even more messy.

Dudu was so tired that he sat on the ground with his legs stretched out, and he gradually said nothing, and his little head was dozing off little by little.

Yu Shanshan was also tired, and simply waved his hand. "Fat, let's go to sleep first. Tomorrow we will bring it to my aunt for help."

The little guy agreed with the decision. After being put into bed by Yu Shanshan, she fell asleep for a second.

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The next day, the mother and son moved this large number of parts to Huanyu. They originally planned to move to the bottom to find someone to help them assemble at noon, but they unexpectedly saw Jiang Er in the fitness room.

As soon as Jiang Er saw Yu Shanshan, he rushed up and hugged her with open arms. "Yu Shanshan! It's you!"

Yu Shanshan was caught by him, caught in a panic. He didn't respond for a while, but he responded quickly, holding Jiang Er's thigh in front of his face, and trying to pull people back. "Uncle, don't hold me Mom, my mother is a wife! "

Yan Shao came up and pulled Jiang Er apart, and squeezed the little guy's face, "Little fat man, a husband's woman!"

I beeped twice, and said again, "Uncle and my mother are married women!"

Jiang Er bent down and hugged the little guy, kissed him, "Do you know the word of a married woman? Do you know what it means?"

Dudu immediately nodded, "I definitely understand. A married woman means that my mother is my father's wife, and you can't kiss me with other uncles."

Yu Shanshan: Who taught this?

Dudu consciously explained it very well, and then said with a serious face: "Uncle, can't you slap my mother?"

Jiang Er was amused by him, smirking and assured him: "Know, I know, my uncle will never talk to your mother." Uncle likes skinny beauties.

Yu Shanshan covered her face. She had never taught these fat people. It must have been taught by Yuen Long. I do n’t know when he taught the little ones to talk about these messes.

Jiang Er looked at Yu Shanshan with a smile, "You're not interesting enough, Yu Shanshan. I pretended not to know me last night."

Yu Shanshan knew that he had recognized her, so she didn't pretend, "Don't you recognize me?"

Jiang Er pointed to her figure, "How do you make me recognize? It's too difficult for me. If it wasn't Yan Shao ..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered that it was impossible to say that Yan Shao was the former Yan Shao'an, otherwise things would not be fun, so he changed his mind immediately: "What have you done for so many years?"

Yu Shanshan pointed to the little fat man in his arms, "I gave birth to my little fat man."

Jiang Erli asked in a gossip: "Who is your little fat man and his father? Why haven't I heard that you are married?"

Yu Shanshan pointed to Yan Shao, "Did he not tell you who my husband is?"

"He didn't tell me, let me ask you myself, so I came here early in the morning."

Yu Shanshan said: "If you have a chance, you can see it, and you will know who he is when you see it."

"You two are really, forget it, I don't ask you anymore, I ask the little fat man." Jiang Er turned to ask Dudu in his arms, "baby, tell your uncle, who is your father?"

Dudu biting his little finger and turning his eyes, he said, "Uncle, I can only tell smart people about this problem."

Jiang Er stalked and said cheekily: "Uncle, I'm a smart person. My uncle's IQ is so high. In kindergarten, teachers say I'm a genius."

Dudu blinked his eyes, "The uncle, you have to prove to me that you are smart."

Jiang Er said "Hey", but he didn't expect a little fart to play with him, but he followed his words and said, "How can you prove it?"

When I saw a play, I immediately went down from Jiang Er's arms, dragged a bunch of parts brought in from the door, and hummed in, then raised my face and said milkily: "Uncle, if you can take this If you do it well, I think you are very smart. "

Jiang Erfu served, and gave Dudu a thumbs up, "The child you are doing, there is hope for the future of the motherland." Doesn't it just want him to help assemble a thing, and give him a routine, now the children are all successful Is it refined?

Dudu didn't understand what he was talking about, but just hurriedly said, "Well, uncle, hurry up. I'll tell you who my dad is soon."

Jiang Er cried and moved the pile of parts to the rest area of ​​the fitness room, and began to do hard work for the little ones.

Yu Shanshan couldn't help but give her little fat man a thumbs up, which is really good. She helped her solve a big thing so quickly that it would save her to find someone to help her.

Jiang Er's hands-on ability can almost hang Yu Shanshan's mother and son. The assembly project that seemed very difficult to mother and son was completed in less than 20 minutes in Jiang second-hand. A pile of messy parts instantly became a two. Level Luxury Big Kennel.

Dudu's eyes were straight, "Wow", turned around the kennel several times, and said excitedly to Erbao lying beside him, "Erbao, come here, your bed is fine, It's so pretty, you lie in. "The little guy patted the bed and beckoned at Erbao again.

Erbao understood, walked obediently, and lay down on the floor below.

Dudu is very satisfied, and touched Erbo's head, "Erbo, I want to sleep with you!"

With that said, he climbed to the second floor with a few steps along the escalator with his strong hands, and then threw off his shoes, lying down with his bare feet, his hands resting behind his head, his right leg on his left leg, and leisurely shaking stand up.

Jiang Er was amused by this wave of operation. Isn't this a dog bed, but a double bed where the boss and the second child sleep together?

"Little guy, do you think your uncle is smart?"

Dudu immediately gave Jiang Er a thumbs up, "Uncle you are so smart."

"Then you should tell me who your father is now?"

Dudu is a trustworthy child, and he is not going around anymore. He simply said, "My father's name is Yuen Long."

"Yuanlang?" Jiang Er searched in his head, and was horrified to find that there seemed to be only one name by this name he knew, which was the Yuen Long of the Yuan family, but no ...

"Little guy, is your father a soldier?"

He nodded dumbly, "Yes, my dad is the glorious uncle of the PLA. He wants to save the world."

Jiang Er swallowed his mouth and looked suspiciously at Yu Shanshan, who was training not far away. He couldn't believe it. Yu Shanshan had won Yuen Long? Yuen Long, but his grandfather had been thinking about the children of other people's homes for decades, and was actually conquered by this kind of Yu Shanshan?

But how do you think these two people are not from the same world? A little princess who is resolute and not accepted by my party, an elder brother who follows the party with integrity and justice, how did Yu Shanshan make such an excellent Is the communist successor's income sloppy?

Jiang Er instantly felt that he couldn't understand the world.

At this time, Dudu suddenly yelled, got up from the bed, took his little backpack, took out a lollipop from it, and handed it to Jiang Er, "Uncle I have this, I invite you to eat, thank you You give Erbo a big bed. "

Jiang Er felt his hunger before he felt his hunger. He didn't have breakfast in the morning till now.

Looking at the table below, it was nine o'clock, and I could go to breakfast, so Jiang Er lifted Tudu from his dog bed and said, "But my uncle has a big appetite. An uncle with a lollipop can't eat enough. "

Dumbfoundingly twisted his fingers, "But I only have one lollipop, and my mother won't allow me to bring snacks."

Jiang Er turned him upside down. "Then you invite your uncle to the downstairs restaurant for dinner, thank you uncle?"

Now hesitated and hesitated, he was at war with his heart, should he spend the money in the piglet to invite his uncle to dinner? What if my uncle is so good and it costs a lot of money?

Jiang Er appreciated the tangled appearance of the little guy for a while, and then laughed and said, "Well, you treat, can your uncle give money?"

Dudu's eyes brushed brightly, and he immediately wrapped his neck around him warmly, and gave him a kiss, "Uncle I like you."

Jiang Er hooked the meat on his chin. "You little fat man, turned out to be a little rich fan."

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When Yu Ziqi came out of the fitness room, he looked up and saw a familiar figure in the corridor, as if it was the second child of the Jiang family, and the child in his arms seemed to be the one born by Shanshan Yu.

How could Jiang Ershao hold Yu Shanshan's child? Where are they going?

As soon as Yu Ziqi's heart moved, she immediately followed up quietly. For so many days, she didn't have any chance to get close to Shanshan and the child. It is rare to see someone come out today. She must seize this opportunity.

Yu Ziqi did not dare to take the same elevator with them, but went down from the other elevator. When she reached the first floor, she saw Jiang Er walking out of the building with a tutu and entering a tea restaurant. She hurried to follow Go in.