Earthy Superstar

In the early morning of October 27th, Li Tiezhu came to Sunan TV. He was the first one to arrive. Other singers also came one after another, three of them came.

　　 Li Tiezhu got up and called the teacher, and sat down obediently after saying hello.

　　 Li Tiezhu didn't know them well, and he didn't know whether they were popular or not. Anyway, he didn't know him who didn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry before. They knew each other, so they talked. Li Tiezhu sat alone and used his mobile phone to do history questions.

　　 The fifth place, finally came a dark-skinned male singer whom I knew, and everyone got up to greet him.

　　 Li Tiezhu is the first one: "Hello, Teacher Sun."

　　Sun Nan: "Hello, the boy is amazing! I have heard all your songs."

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "Thank you."

　　 A female singer suddenly realized: "Dare to feel that Li Tiezhu doesn't know us. Just now we were all good teachers and teachers without a surname. I thought he looked down on us."

　　Another male singer said: "He simply didn't know him, and no one can look down on you when I look down on you. You came out on the same show."

　　The female singer teased Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu, do you know me?"

　　 Li Tiezhu shook his head awkwardly: "I'm sorry, my face is blind."

　　 The female singer smiled: "Good excuse! You can even recognize Teacher Sun Nan if you are blind?"

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "Uh, this and this...he is dark."

　　 Are you so embarrassed to say that others are black?

Sun Nan laughed and said, "Well, don't tease him anymore, he is so nervous that he turns red in the dark. Let me introduce to you, this is Yu Wei who comes out with a good voice like you, this is Luo Xu , That is Yang Wenwen."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Good teacher Yu, good teacher Luo, good teacher Yang."

　　 Yu Wei came: "Hello, Teacher Li."

　　 Li Tiezhu picked his head and everyone laughed. This kid is very funny.

　　 "Why are you laughing? So happy?"

　　 A delicate and gentle voice came, and a beautiful woman walked into the door.

　　Sun Nan: "They are teasing Tie Zhu. They are as interesting as on the show. They are honest."

　　 The woman smiled: "He's an honest ass!"

　　 Yu Wei patted Li Tiezhu: "Come on, face blind Teacher Li, do you know this?"

　　 Li Tiezhu nodded: "Yes. Aunt Yang Mi."

　　 "噗......"

　　 Yu Wei smiled, aunt?

　　 The others are also laughing.

　　 Yang Mi came to Li Tiezhu in two steps and pointed at him: "Give you another chance. You can reorganize the language for me."

　　 Li Tiezhu smiled honestly: "Then... eldest sister?"

　　 Yang Mi stomped: "Call Miss Sister."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Miss Sister."

　　 Where are you young? Obviously it is very big, very big and very big, more than ten years older than me.

　　 Yang Mi shook her head silently and sat down beside Li Tiezhu, sneered: "I tell you that he is not honest at all. If he is an honest person, then I will be the holy daughter...Tsk..."

　　 The cabbage I have raised for several years has been taken over by you, so honest? Of course, it can also be said that the cabbage has overwhelmed the pig.

　　 Yu Wei and the others are a little embarrassed. This big man seems to have a lot of opinions on Li Tiezhu.

　　 Li Tiezhu didn't understand how to offend her, so he was silent, not knowing how to deal with it. The relationship in the entertainment industry is too complicated. Do I have a clever ghost like Song Zhuer, how can I get it done?

Hey?

　　 By the way, I forgot to give the gift, it must be so.

　　 "Then what, I brought some small gifts to the teachers, I hope I don't dislike it, thank you."

　　 Talking, Li Tiezhu took out five cans of green bamboo leaves from the small box next to them, and gave them to five people. Each jar is also a few hundred yuan. It's not cheap. Li Tiezhu himself couldn't bear to drink it. This is what Song Zhu'er taught.

　　 Several people thanked Li Tiezhu briefly, but Yang Mi sneered:

　　 "Is this the honest person you are talking about? You all know about giving gifts."

　　 Li Tiezhu was embarrassed again.

Sun Nan felt that Yang Mi was overdone, and took the initiative to relieve the siege: "This show is half-truth and half-fake. The guessing group doesn't know who we are, but the director team will also give them tips to show the audience. The first round is a chorus. We happen to be three men and three women. See how to divide it? Ladies choose!"

　　 Yu Wei felt a little pity for Li Tiezhu, and said, "I'll choose first. I'll choose Li Tiezhu, my fellow junior."

　　 Li Tiezhu smiled gratefully.

　　 Yang Mi quit: "Sister Yu, let me do it? I want to go with Li Tiezhu."

　　 Yu Wei is a little bit unable to keep up: "You are not..."

Yang Mi was stunned: "Don't you think I was targeting Li Tiezhu? It's too late for me to hurt him. How can I target him! He has written my drama again. Don't worry, I just didn't see him outside. ."

　　Yu Wei: "But he seems to be quite out of touch with you."

　　 Yang Mi: "No, he hasn't seen me."

In the end, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were grouped into a rehearsal room. Yang Mi brought three assistants and a makeup artist into the arena. After putting everything in place, the assistant and the makeup artist retired, leaving only Li Tiezhu and the makeup artist in the rehearsal room. Yang Mi.

　　 Yang Mi looked up and asked, "Where is your assistant?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "I don't have an assistant."

　　 "What about the makeup artist?"

　　 "Does the program group not provide it?"

　　 "Can the program provided by the program group work? You used to be in other variety shows, where did the makeup artist come from?"

　　 "Did it! The Infinite Challenge didn't make up at first, and then I got used to Fang Bo's makeup artist, and it was Yue's in the mushroom house."

　　 "Then you are rubbing me today?"

　　 "If you don't want to, let me go to the program team."

Yang Mi’s expression is very weird: "Don’t! I am willing to let you rub, but I am willing. Later I will ask my makeup artist to make you look handsome, so that she will drool when watching the show, and she can see and eat. Nothing."

　　 Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "Who is drooling? What can't you eat? Teacher, didn't you have breakfast?"

　　 Yang Mi laughed suddenly and slapped her thighs: "Hahahaha...It's funny! I finally understand where her cool spot is now! Who can stand this Nima! Are you too cute?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Actually I brought two Hanamaki."

　　 "Puff--"

　　 Yang Mi burst into tears and laughed out of breath.

　　 Li Tiezhu ignored her, just like a lunatic. He took out the tablet and started chasing Teacher Lengba, when he suddenly saw that the protagonist in the play was Yang Mi, and he realized that this sister Mi seemed to be the owner of the cat.

　　 Then the one she just said...

　　 Li Tiezhu's cold sweat has come down, does she know something?

Yang Mi is a human spirit, and he saw Li Tiezhu’s mind at a glance: "Don’t doubt, what you should know or not, I know all about it, and there are many things you don’t know, and I also know. I also know that your cat is called Xiao Nine."

　　 Li Tiezhu panicked, feeling helpless.

Slobber? Can't eat...it's terrible!

　　 Yang Mi raised her eyebrows, just like to see how nervous you look. That's probably the same thought for that person? Gee! Very good at playing!

　　 Yang Mi didn't speak until Li Tiezhu fumbled and took out his mobile phone to "call the police" to Lengba:

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 "Okay! She didn't bring her mobile phone during filming during the day, so don't be nervous. I guessed it. Ask her and she will admit it No, I’m not investigating her secretly. Also, don’t worry, I’m more tight-lipped than you two! She is the number one card in my hand. I’m so grateful for this matter to be spread out?"

　　 Li Tiezhu nodded repeatedly, breathed a sigh of relief, thought for a while, and said:

　　 "Sister Mi, I blame me for this. You are not honest with me, I, when I saw that Teacher Lengba was beautiful, it was all my fault. She actually refused."

　　 Yang Mi glanced at Li Tiezhu in surprise, but said nothing.

　　 Li Tiezhu said, "I'm sorry, this has caused you trouble, and...it really delayed her."

Yang Mi said: "Listening to your two words, I finally feel relieved. Whoever of you took the initiative, can I not know? Me and her are not only the boss and the staff, but also the friends and sisters, who are not relatives to you? She did not hide it. I, don't you do it for her either."

　　 Li Tiezhu’s words are exhausted: "..."

Yang Mi's tone eased a lot: "Do you know why I scared you just now? It's to let you experience the consequences of this leak in advance, and she will be worse than you, you are a male, shrink your head and go. What about her? The image is completely ruined. So you have to be very careful."

　　 Li Tiezhu nodded, thinking, isn’t the safest way to separate them directly?

　　 Yang Mi couldn't help but ask: "Hey, are you really not bad King Kong?"

　　 Li Tiezhu split instantly... That's a vicious vocabulary used by a cat, are you talking about it? Are women so relaxed?

　　 Yang Mi said: "Forget it! Let's choose the song, which song shall we sing in the afternoon?"

Li Tiezhu nodded repeatedly, skipped, skipped... He is now in the evil music library, but still a bit slow, and said: "Sister Mi, you choose, I can do it, and I can barely keep up if I have not learned it a few times. "

　　 Yang Mi directly set the song, and the two rehearsed briefly.

　　 At noon, Li Tiezhu waited for the program group to put a box of lunch, but Yang Mi took it directly out to eat.

　　 Li Tiezhu still struggled: "Sister, the program group has a box lunch, I just have to eat a box lunch."

Yang Mi said domineeringly: "I promised her to take good care of you and follow me. Originally, I was the next episode of the show. She asked me to tune in for the episode with you, saying that she was afraid that you would not know how to cooperate with the show crew. Hey, Li Tiezhu What kind of blessings have you cultivated in your last life? Recently that guy is almost obsessed with things!"

　　 Li Tiezhu didn't understand a bit.

　　 Yang Mi can't understand special people like Lengba, so she should be angry and disgusted, right? Why...

　　While eating, Yang Mi also specifically asked Wang Dashao about his situation.

　　 She knew that Wang Dashao had met Li Tiezhu at Lengba's house, so she was even more curious why Wang Dashao had a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. After learning that Wang Dashao entangled Lengba because of a bet, Yang Mi's appetite lost a lot, and she stopped after taking two bites.

　　 But Yang Mi also knows that this is a good thing for Leng Ba, otherwise if Young Master Wang retaliates, neither she nor Li Tiezhu can hold it.

　　……

In the afternoon, the recording festival is currently starting to select masks. Yang Mi picked a squinting smiley headgear. The show group was named "Squint is a chicken thief", Li Tiezhu picked a pig headgear with sunglasses, and the show group was named " The pig-killing sauce that flies against the wind", the others also chose their own headgear.

In the first game, Sun Nan and Yang Wenwen came on stage. Sun Nan was signed for two periods. There was no meeting in the previous period. After singing a song with Yang Wenwen this time, he was met directly and was invited by the guessing group as a special guest. Yang Wenwen entered the second round.

　　 The second game is Yang Mi and Li Tiezhu.

　　 Host Li Xiang said: "...The second group of guests is here, with a squinting smile and the pig-killing sauce that flies against the wind. I will bring you a song."

　　 The stage went dark, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were supported by the staff and put on the stage. After all, they couldn't see the way with their headgear.

　　 This is the first time Li Tiezhu has sang someone else's song. Reluctantly, it is at least better than Yang Mi next to her. She has gone a few times and turned a little far away. It is estimated that the teacher who repaired the sound in the later stage will curse.

　　 Li Tiezhu's singing skills are average, but his voice is very nice, with sharp treble and charming bass.

　　 Yang Mi is okay as long as she doesn't lose her voice.

　　 Generally speaking, it is good, especially after the post-modification, it will definitely not be ashamed to put it on TV.

　　 When this song was sung, the audience applauded spontaneously. Although there are not many audiences, the superimposition in the later stage is still considerable.

　　 The four guessing teachers also had different expressions. The big teacher shook his head and shook his head. Teacher Chen Jiahua nodded in surprise. Teacher Qi Xian was humming with the male voice with his eyes closed. Tao Jingjing was applauding. Although there were acting elements, there was also truth.

　　 Several guessing guests are also very eye-catching, after all, the show is to grab the shots.

　　 Hou Xiaopei cupped his face and looked like an idiot, and his eyes were shining: "Wow! This sound is so good, it's so magnetic, I'm getting goose bumps."

　　Sun Nan: "He still sings in a closed style, not all of the original voice, otherwise you might get drunk."

　　 Hou Xiaopei: "Have you met them? Brother Nan, tell me who he is, and say quietly."

　　Sun Nan: "I can't say."

　　 After singing a song, the host Li Xiang came on stage: "Thank you for singing, let's first ask the squinting student, why did you choose this headgear?"

　　 Turning on the voice changer, Yang Mi’s voice is a bit low: "Because the headgears you prepared are huge and ugly, so ugly, this one is pretty ugly, you are looking at the one next to me, what the hell..."

　　 Li thought: "So this is a beauty, then..."

　　 Yang Mi said: "Can you still be a handsome guy? Is my deep V evening dress very masculine, or my career line is not deep enough?"

　　 The audience laughed and applauded.

　　 Li Xiang awkwardly said: "I'm sorry, I offended! I punish myself for three cups."

　　 He pretended to have three glasses of wine and came to Li Tiezhu again: "If I read it right, this pig-killing sauce flying against the wind should be a man."

　　 Yang Mi said again: "Are you blind? People's arms are thicker than your legs. Except for Jia Lin, have you seen a few female stars with this arm? And they are half a head taller than you."

　　 Li thought, "I...anyway, everything is wrong, so I just asked directly, can you kill pigs if you kill pig sauce?"

　　 Li Tiezhu hesitated: "Uh..."

　　 Li thought: "Why are you hesitating? I am... very embarrassed. The teachers of the guessing group don't have to ask anymore, it's so simple."

　　 Li Tiezhu hesitated: "I don't know **** pigs."

　　 Li thought: "Don't stutter when you lie."

　　 Yang Mi laughed wildly beside him: "Hahaha..."

　　 The guessing teacher and the guests on the opposite side also laughed. This Nima solved the problem with a single shuttle, which is so embarrassing!

　　 The first battle is the end!

　　 defeat!

　　 how to record the show? This is a show with suspense!

　　 There are a few people who don't know, but they also harvested information while whispering, showing a suddenly realized expression. After all, Li Tiezhu has become famous during this period of time.

　　 Sun Nan saw that everyone knew, so he had to talk to Hou Xiaopei.

Hou Xiaopei blushed even more and exaggeratedly exclaimed: "So it was you! I know you, the songs you wrote are really super invincible and beautiful, and you have a great body. I have seen the picture of you showing your abdominal muscles on the Internet... "

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 The audience also laughed forward and backward. Li Tiezhu deserves to be Li Tiezhu. The style of the show he participates in is always different from others.

　　 Li Tiezhu was a little flustered, thinking for a long time, and when everyone laughed less, he wanted to say to Li: "The pinch just now, shall we perform it again? If I was guessed at the beginning..."

　　 Li thought: "Are you afraid of affecting the effect of the program?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "That's not true, I'm just afraid of appearing stupid."

　　 There was another laughter.

　　 Li thought: "Okay, the program group will subtract it for you, then we will do it again!"

　　 A week later, when the show was broadcast, this segment was not subtracted.

　　 barrage dog crazy taunts:

　　 "Li Tiezhu hahahaha..."

　　 "The program group is too dogged."

　　 "The serious brother is also a really cute man, and he will show up when he asks."

　　 "Distressed, serious brother."

　　 "The point is that this paragraph hasn't been reduced, and I asked it twice later. Look at the serious answer of Zheng Jing."

　　 "I'm so happy."

　　 "So, Li Tiezhu is not a star, he is a comedian."

　　 Li Xiang said again: "Li Tiezhu, you have to be a little sure and decisive this time, don't hesitate, you know?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "I see."

　　 "Can you kill pigs?"

"Can!"

"what?"

　　 "Hahaha... one more time, I'm sorry for the director."

　　 "Excuse me, killing pig sauce, will you..."

"will not."

　　 "Kill... uh, kill the pig. You will answer this!"

　　 "Just laughed."

　　 Li Tiezhu’s current IQ is not stupid, but he has been filled with 18 years of austerity, and it will be difficult to cure it for a while.

　　 Yang Mi squatted directly on the ground, smiling so that her headgear trembled.

　　 The audience was even more ecstatic. Qi Xian had already laughed and slipped into the chair, Chen Jiahua was wiping tears, the teacher was patting the chair, and the most exaggerated was Hou Xiaopei.

　　 Hou Xiaopei trembled with a smile, and said: "Hahaha...he is so cute, I really like this kind of guy...haha..."

Barrage:

　　 "Tietou baby killed you!"

　　 "This woman is afraid that she doesn't know how hard the iron head baby's head is."

　　 "I suspect she is not acting, look at that wave of energy."

　　 "Leaving Germany in the mouth is just for the effect of the show."

　　 "But I still support Song Zhu'er to kill her."

　　 Li thought, stunned: "Li Tiezhu, you make me very flustered like this, I found out that I can't host anymore!"

　　 was called out directly.

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "Don't reveal my identity!"

　　 Li thought: "Do you blame me?"

Qi Xian got up from the chair and smiled, "It's just to blame you! Li wondered if you would host? This pig-killing player hides so well, we don't know who he is, you see you in the background Passed, don’t divulge it, otherwise the show will not be pure."

　　 After speaking, he laughed himself.

Teacher 　　 also said: "Yes, yes, yes! So who killed the pig sauce, we can't guess your identity at all, you don't have a clue at all, you are simply pretending to be too good."

Li thought about it, okay, it can only be this way, and said to Li Tiezhu: "I...no! Classmate Shazhujiang, can you answer the question of the teacher of the Guessing Group? They are eager to find something from you. Clues."

　　 Li Tiezhu nodded, almost tossed off his headgear, and quickly covered it: "Okay."

　　 This action made everyone laugh again.

　　Chen Jia's painting: "Excuse me, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose..."

Qi Xian refrained from laughing: "Jiahua, you laugh first, I will ask first, and you will ask again when I am finished laughing, let's whip it up. Then what, slaying pig sauce contestant, what do you think of this pig headgear? ?"

　　 Li wanted to laugh, and smoked.

　　 Yang Mi hasn't gotten up yet, so she squatted down for fear that she would have to laugh later, making it inconvenient to wear a formal dress.

　　 Li Tiezhu said earnestly: "This pig's head is too plastic. I strongly recommend that the program team clean the props and disinfect them at the same time, otherwise...it's very unfriendly."

　　 Qi Xian hissed: "His... he answered calmly, I have no clue at all."

The teacher said: "Your question is too untargeted. If you can't get effective information, look at me, Mr. Shazhujiang. Is there any person you know who has the word "adverse wind" in his nickname. ?"

　　 Li Tiezhu was at a loss, looking at Li and thinking, "Can I tell lies?"

　　 Li thought: "Yes."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "That's not true. Just now I asked if I can tell lies and subtract it, right?"

　　 Li thought: "Of course."

　　 The teacher nodded and said to his comrades: "Well, I guess he didn't lie, so he still didn't get the information."

　　 Chen Jia drew: "He has such a sincere tone, of course it is impossible to lie! So, my question is, are you a singer?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Yes."

　　 Chen Jiahua suddenly jumped up: "I got valid information! He is a singer!"

　　 A crowd of guessing judges gave Chen Jiahua a thumbs up.

Barrage:

　　 "So upset, I feel like they are bullying Tie Zhu."

　　 "No ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ should be just an effect."

　　 "Li Tiezhu is always naive, and Li Tiezhu should be cooperating too."

　　 "Serious brother comes with funny attributes, which takes the show off the track."

　　 "It's reasonable, I don't blame the guessing group for this. Li Tiezhu blew himself up as soon as he came up. They are the most embarrassed."

　　 "So I can only change the suspense into a sand sculpture!"

　　 "I look pretty good, Li Tiezhu is naive, and it doesn't prevent us from liking him."

　　 Tao Jingjing asked: "You guys are good at asking questions, I don't know how to do it anymore. Let me ask just one, are you 18 years old this year, right?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "No, I'm forty-five."

　　 "噗......"

　　 Tao Jingjing did not collapse. In fact, no one could collapse. Li Tiezhu, you are too confident.

　　 After a while, Tao Jingjing regretfully said, "I guessed wrong. I thought it was the 18-year-old singer I knew, the champion of a singing talent show! Singing is great! Song writing is also..."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "You said that was Li Tiezhu, I'm not as good as him."

　　 Yang Mi, who was about to stand up, squatted down again and smiled. You are so naive, Lengba, you have found a treasure! No wonder you are crazy about playing...

　　 Guess the critics and the audience laughed together, Tao Jingjing was speechless: "You are also great..."

　　 Hou Xiaopei with a face of **** said: "I ask, do you really have eight pack abs?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Six yuan, you can only see eight yuan with effort. Why do you ask this? It is impossible to guess who it is."

　　 Hou Xiaopei cupped his face: "I don't guess, I just want to look at the abdominal muscles."