Earthy Superstar

   Chapter 471 God's Will

  Thinking for a while, she was puzzled, and Sun Xixi added: "Li Tiezhu took the lead in the ‘rebellion’ and punished... the facial mosaic for five minutes."

  After finishing writing, Sun Xixi ate the last ice cream in one bite, feeling comfortable, and said to his assistant: "Bring me a bottle of Coke. I want it to be chilled."

  Barrage madly spit out Sun Xihe, because this stuff is too nasty and annoying:

   "Who is this director?"

   "Fat and disgusting, and pretending to be forced!"

  "What does deduction mean?"

   "If you don't provide any food, it will really become a wilderness survival."

   "This show is too much, right?"

   "Come on from the infinite challenge, Tie Zhu!"

   "From "Mushroom House"!"

   "The **** version of the mushroom house, this is it."

   "This thief actually eats ice cream and drinks coke?"

  "He is one of the screenwriters of "Soldiers Assault" and a cameraman. Li Tiezhu’s Nortel classmate."

   "Really? Looking so worried?"

   "His name is Sun Xixi. He was admitted to Nortel's Department of Photography until he was over thirty."

  "Whatever he is, I feel irritated when I look at him."

  Sun Xixi took a sip of Coke, all over his body, and said to the camera: "I think, the barrage must be cursing me now, but the level of your cursing is definitely not good. Come, later, give me two official barrage complaints.

  The official barrage was suddenly added later:

   "I know this director, and his relatives are in my pigsty."

  "Caring for the disabled, it is not easy to be a director with cerebral palsy."

   "The director looks very lethal!"

   "It's not easy, this director completely avoided all the characteristics that humans should have."

Barrage:

   "Fuck!"

   "This director's play is quite thief!"

   "Delete and let me say."

Sun Xixi said: "In fact, you viewers don't have to hate me so much, because these links were not designed by me alone, but the result of our strong planning team. Apart from me, they are Chrysanthemum Chang Wang Xiaokai. , Play with Wu Lei and the hammer Li Zhixuan."

  Corresponding to Sun Xixi’s words, the videos of the three people appear on the screen in a split-screen manner.

  Wang Xiaokai: "Hello everyone, I’m Ju Chang."

  Wu Lei: "Hello everyone, I'm a big tongue...play with a big tongue."

  Li Zhixuan: "Hello everyone, I am Hammer Li Zhixuan."

  He: "Our goal is...the tender death of Li Tiezhu."

  Well, when these three people appeared, the audience stopped complaining and changed camps, hoping that they would die Li Tiezhu as soon as possible. Especially fans of Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are very manic.

  On the other side, Li Tiezhu chopped down several slender wooden sticks, sharpened them, and made them into wooden spears.

  Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao built stones in the upstream and downstream respectively to block the fish. The river is not narrow, but the water is not deep. The deepest part of this section is only about half a meter, suitable for fishing.

  After tossing for about half an hour, they finally got four fish, one of which was three fingers wide, and the remaining three were only **** wide, which was really not rich.

  But, finally there is something to eat.

  Next, the division of labor and cooperation again, Qin Tao kills the fish, Zheng Yanzi goes to the opposite woods to collect firewood, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for the most difficult part-drilling wood to make fire.

  I saw Li Tiezhu sitting on the rocky beach with a mosaic face, sharpening a wooden stick with a knife, and using vines and wooden slats to make a bow that can be pulled quickly by the auger. This thing looks amazing, but in fact it is not difficult at all. In order to prepare for this show, Li Tiezhu specially studied the survival skills in the wild, plus he was born in a rural area and has strong hands-on skills.

   "Hi~"

  Sun Xixi drank Coke, and came to see Li Tiezhu drill wood to make fire.

  Li Tiezhu asked: "What time is it?"

  Sun grinned: "How can I tell you the time?"

  Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, but the audience couldn't see it because his face was full of mosaics.

  Using a dry wooden stick to dig a small trough, Li Tiezhu put the dried moss in, and put the dried pine needles aside, and then began to drill the wood to make fire. Li Tiezhu also used the strength to eat milk.

  Theory belongs to theory, and the actual belongs to reality.

  The first time he did this, Li Tiezhu was still very unfamiliar. He had a lot of strength, but he failed repeatedly. After a long time, he didn't succeed.

  Finally, when Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi returned from their work, a miracle happened.

  The dried moss started to smoke.

  Li Tiezhu lay on the ground and blew it twice. Sparks appeared in the dry moss. He carefully put the pine needles on it. Soon, the pine needles were ignited.

  Finally there was a fire, and it was time to grill the fish, Qin Tao screamed with excitement. Zheng Yanzi was also very happy. She almost kicked Qin Tao in the river with her excitement. Qin Tao didn't dare to complain and could only laugh.

  The fire started, and Li Tiezhu skewers the fish with thin wooden sticks and put them on the fire and grilled them.

  Qin Tao became worried again, squatting next to Li Tiezhu, and said, "Could it be that we have to drill wood to make fire every day? Are you still alive?"

  Li Tiezhu said: "How do you think about the problem? Isn't the most important thing there is no salt? Without salt, how can we work hard?"

  Zheng Yanzi: "I am more worried about how to go to the toilet..."

  Li Tiezhu: "What's the matter? Just drill in the small woods and it's over?"

  Zheng Yanzi: "I am a female."

  Li Tiezhu patted his head: "Hi! Look at my memory, I always forget."

  Zheng Yanzi flew kick and was avoided by Li Tiezhu, she did not dare to attack again, after all, Li Tiezhu was too strong, so she could only punch Qin Tao angrily with a backhand.

boom!

  Qin Tao: "Wow~"

  At this time, director Sun Xixi said: "I can give you a bag of salt! Salt is a necessity. This is the first and last time that the program group has made an exception."

  Speaking, the assistant director brought a bag of salt and a bag of chicken breast.

Sun Xixi said: "The salt is for you, and the chicken breast is for Yanzi. She is an athlete and her body is very important. Therefore, the program team has communicated with her and prepares a catty of chicken breast for her every day. You can keep the habit of eating boiled chicken **** every day."

Barrage:

  "The program group is still human."

   "Girls really deserve special treatment."

  "Mainly because Yanzi is an athlete and just won the championship."

   "Eating chicken **** every day, the male lead takes two steps out?"

   "The Polish center came out and took two steps?"

  Qin Tao: "Then can we eat chicken breast?"

  Sun Xixi: "No. In addition, Yanzi is a girl, she can go to the show crew to wash and go to the bathroom. You two can't!"

  Qin Tao: "Your RV is so far away..."

  Sun Xixi said: "Don’t bother you. Starting this afternoon, four excavators will come over and push the road a hundred meters away, and then the RV can drive in.

  Qin Tao said angrily: "So, the funding for this show has been ruined for you? The guests suffer here?"

  Sun Xihe: "Yes, the audience must be very happy to see you so miserable!"

  Qin Tao: "..."

  Li Tiezhu grabbed Qin Tao and said, "Flip your fish, it's battered!"

  After finishing speaking, Li Tiezhu tore open the salt bag and sprinkled a few on his own fish. Zheng Yanzi had boiled chicken **** to eat, and only picked the smallest fish. Qin Tao ate two small fishes, and Li Tiezhu ate a slightly larger fish and grilled his own.

Sun Xixi continued: "Now you are grilling fish, let me talk about your current situation and the rules of the show. First of all, you are the only three remaining members of the tribe. The tribe died in the last conflict, and you are the only one left. Going up the mountain to hunt and escape, so you escaped into this ravine."

  Li Tiezhu: "Is there any previous summary? It feels unnecessary."

Sun Xixi said: "It is necessary, because you are primitive people. On the way to escape, you accidentally picked up a few tools from the middle civilization, such as hoes and axes, and a hand-grinding coffee machine from a higher civilization. Again. Thanks to the "Mushroom House" crew for their strong support for this show. The place where you are now is not absolutely safe. There are often bears in the opposite mountains. The mountains behind are sites of wolves. There are monkeys in the forest to the west and many wild boars in the east. ."

  Li Tiezhu: "Can you eat it?"

  Sun Xixi: "These are all fictitious. If you can hunt them down, you will win."

  Li Tiezhu: "That's an egg!"

Sun Xixi said: "The rules of the show, the first point, everyone has faith points, the total score is 100 points, and when the deduction is over, it means you die and you quit the recording of the show. Just now, the three of you were talking when I was talking. I have already deducted five points for leaving without authorization."

  Zheng Yanzi: "What do you mean? Why do you buckle and buckle?"

  Sun Xixi stood up: "Sorry! I forgot to introduce myself, I am the **** of this world, in charge of all things in the world, the will of God is supreme, and I have the right to deduct anyone's faith points."

  Qin Tao: "Is the **** of this plane so wretched?"

  Sun Xixi: "Defaming the gods, deduct three points, and the current score is 92 points."

  Qin Tao dare not speak any more.

  Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi looked at each other, discussing whether to beat this bitch? After thinking about it, forget it, and wait until the show is finished before hitting it.

Sun Xixi said again: "Hey! Don't be afraid. At the end of each program, there is a sacrificial part. If I like the gifts you sacrificed, I can give you extra points. Secondly, the program group does not have any tasks to release to you. , What do you want to do, but there will be three accidents in each program, and one natural disaster."

  Zheng Yanzi: "What do you mean?"

Sun Xixi said: "Let’s demonstrate it live. Natural disasters usually appear at the beginning of the show. The 0th natural disaster-Li Tiezhu went into the water to catch a fish, and was bitten by a poisonous snake on his left leg. In this issue, Li Tiezhu can no longer climb mountains or wading, and his range of movement is not allowed. Over one hundred meters, heavy physical work is prohibited, such as loading, climbing trees, digging, etc..."

   Li Tiezhu angrily said: "This...Is this a fart? We don't have a house for the night yet! There is no food~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I can't move, let's play a hammer!"

  Sun Xixi ignored him, and snapped his fingers: "The natural disaster is coming!"

When the    program was broadcast, Li Tiezhu’s left leg was directly given a **** 50 cents special effect, accompanied by a special sound effect: "Oh!"

  The mosaic on Li Tiezhu’s face disappeared, and he limped again, dumbfounding:

  "From now on, I am crippled?!"

  Sun Xixi said again: "Yes! There are three more accidents next, waiting for you, come on! Primitive!"

  Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi, and Qin Tao have expressions that are worse than death.

  Go on six!

  Sun Xixi greeted the staff: "Come on! Bring up the magic mirror."

  Two staff members came up with a portrait display, about 27 inches, not small, with a camera on the top and a huge battery attached to the bottom, which seemed to be Bluetooth.

  What the **** is this?

   Show movies for primitive people?

  (End of this chapter)