Earthy Superstar

Dun Luen was too straightforward, but it was hard to refuse. The village head was much happier. It turned out that I was not the shameless one.

Li Tiezhu didn't know how to answer the conversation, so he was unfamiliar.

Dun Luen: "Brother Zhu!?"

There was no way, Li Tiezhu had no choice but to say: "Then let's go together, you wash the dishes."

Dun Luen nodded: "Good, good! To be honest, I can only wash the dishes."

Li Tiezhu has nothing to say again, is this really an idol group? I remember working with my own cat. I heard that it was not so shameless? Is it forced by life? Sure enough, people were forced out.

Cooking is too simple for Li Tiezhu, so cooking for two or three people is actually not important.

Li Tiezhu is as efficient as ever. After a while, the dishes are on the table: pork soup, fried cucumber strips, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed bacon with dried plums and vegetables, and a portion of stir-fried seasonal vegetables.

Three adults, three children, four dishes and one soup are not bad anymore, after all, they are in a hurry.

Not everyone is Subasa.

Li Tiezhu scalded the bowl and spoon of Jia Shi Cang'er with boiling water, served him a little bit of rice, and scooped a few pieces of slippery meat.

After taking a bite, she gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious! Thank you godfather."

Li Tiezhu smiled like an old father.

Deng Luen looked at Manorah who had already begun to pick up rice, with an embarrassed expression on his face, and asked Li Tiezhu humbly, "Are the bowls and spoons still hot?"

Li Tiezhu: "Disinfect! What if mosquitoes get on it? What if there are bacteria?"

Deng Luen looked at Little Manako again, a little frustrated: "They all say you are not smart, why do you know everything?"

Li Tiezhu: "You just need to learn if you are not smart! I was in the car last night and today, watching videos with children all the way. By the way, I also added a mother and baby group, which benefited a lot! By the way...you all Haven't you learned how to be a father?"

Dun Luen was even more embarrassed. He had never studied before. He always felt that he was here to run announcements.

The village head Yuanchang said: "Everyone has different ways, and they will get the same result by different routes! Make a cup of soup!"

Dun Luen: "Cheers!"

Li Tiezhu also served himself a bowl of soup.

Deng Luen is also very good at supporting him: "Well! This soup is so delicious! This is my first time to eat this dish. Where is the village chief?"

The village chief said: "I! The second time I ate his dishes, the first time I ate it in "I'm a Singer", Li Tiezhu cooked hot pot for everyone."

In fact, on that show, Li Tiezhu had a trouble with the singer Sun Nan who was teaming up with the village chief, but it had nothing to do with the village chief.

After a while, a few people had dinner.

Li Tiezhu supervised Deng Luen to wash the dishes, because he would not be able to do it from his appearance, for fear that he would not be able to wash them clean.

The three children were playing in the yard, running around, and the village chief was watching.

Suddenly, Crawling with **** ran to the village chief and smiled sweetly.

Village Chief: "What's wrong?"

Jia Shi Crawl: "The village chief, do you have a show called "Where is Godfather"?"

The village chief was immediately happy: "What's the matter with the shit? Do you like to record shows with your godfather?"

Crawling **** and nodded frantically: "Hmm!"

"Don't like you being an enemy?"

"do not like!"

"Why?"

"The enemy is always yelling at me and I'm not allowed to do anything...but my godfather does everything for me, and he says he wants to make a bamboo slingshot for me."

"Perhaps your dad is a big star, and you should pay attention to your image when you become popular. Do you know what an image is?"

"But, I'm stupid and I don't have a godfather red!"

"Uh……"

The village chief was speechless, leaving aside his seniority and status, Pheasant is indeed not as good as Li Tiezhu, even if he compares with Li Tiezhu in his peak years.

Therefore, the village chief chose to divert the subject: "If your enemy knows that you don't like him, he will be unhappy."

Jia Shi Crawl: "We just don't tell him! Hey... I hope he gets sick longer."

The village chief’s expression was suddenly weird: "I’ll be sick for a longer time, and I will let your godfather bring you next time, right?"

Crawling with shit: "Yes, hehe..."

The village chief dare not speak anymore, this cliff will be seen by the pheasant, stay here today to see you later!

When the show came here, the barrage was too happy:

"There is one thing to say, Li Tiezhu is really not like being a father for the first time, how careful!"

"This is the gentlest episode of Li Tiezhu's variety show, right?"

"Tied for the first place. The Mushroom House does the same with Shochiku."

"For me, I also like Tie Zhu. Brother Pheasant has a terrible aura..."

"Actually, father brought a baby to two extremes, one is like Brother Pheasant, and the other is like Li Tiezhu."

"Hope Brother Pheasant will be sick longer?"

"Fuck!"

"Climbing with **** is going to laugh at me!"

"Great filial son! Filial piety is strong!"

"Originally, Brother Pheasant was only a minor illness, so he vomited blood directly after watching this section!"

Next, it's time for a nap.

Li Tiezhu didn't have the habit of taking a nap, but he put the dung-climbing on the bed to lie down and let him sleep, because Tie Zhu learned from Cai sister that the dung-climbing had the habit of taking a nap.

Crawling with **** rolled on the bed twice, and began to act like a baby: "God, you accompany me to sleep! I can't sleep alone."

Li Tiezhu didn't eat this set: "I don't like taking a nap."

"Why? The enemy said that not taking a nap is not a good boy."

"Real men never take a nap."

"Then... why don't you take a nap?"

"Play!"

"is it okay?"

"What's wrong? I never take a nap since I was a kid!"

"Wow!"

The little head of Jiashi Cang'er received a strong shock, so someone can not take a nap?

This is... too cool, right?

It would be nice if I was so chic too.

When I finish recording the show and return to the kindergarten, I can pat my chest and tell Xiaomei: "I'm a real man who doesn't need to take a nap!"

Hey, real man!

Li Tiezhu said: "Sound! Get up!"

Jia Shi Cang Er stood up, and a powerful force burst out of her small body: "Hi! Hi... Hi God Mo? Godfather?"

Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen with Jiashi Cang'er, took a bone cutter, went to the bamboo forest outside the old castle to chop bamboo, and made a bamboo slingshot for Jia Shi Cang'er.

This thing is very small, but the structure is slightly complicated, and children like it.

It is a bamboo tube with three openings on both sides, a bamboo stick is inserted as a spring, and a small piece of bamboo stick is inserted into the bamboo tube as a bullet. The main end is opened with a finger underneath, and the bullet will fly with one bullet. out.

Of course, using corn and mung beans as bullets is even more exciting, but if you are on the show, don't waste food.

She really likes Jiashi Cang'er, and she doesn't even want the treasure knife that she likes so much in the morning. He takes a bamboo slingshot and hits it everywhere. During the period, he finds Bubbles and Nei Nei. As a result, everyone else is taking a nap.

Jiashi Cang'er didn't lose a bit, but his whole temperament has changed. These little friends are degenerate, unlike me, who never take a nap.

Of course, there are not many cool kids like me!

I, forgive your mediocrity.

Barrage:

"I have to criticize Li Tiezhu here. It is not good for children not to take a nap."

"Children’s rest time is much longer than that of adults."

"Can't you sleep more at night?"

"Taking a nap? I said that I have never heard of it!"

"Real men never take a nap."

"I'm a rural child, I really don't know how to take a nap since I was a child. Adults sleep and children run all over the mountain."

"Yes! Like this late autumn weather, we still go to the fields to catch snails and lions."

"Bringing bragging and not drafting! Such a cold-grabbing snail lion."

As soon as the screen turned, Li Tiezhu appeared in a paddy field with his trousers in his arms, groping with his hands in the mud, arched his waist, and soon caught two snails and threw them on the ridge on the bank.

Holding a small bucket, Deng Dengdeng ran to grab the snail lion and put it in the bucket, and gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "Daddy is so amazing!"

The lens was put in a bucket, and two or three catties of snails had been caught.

At this time, the village chief hurried over and said, "Tie Zhu, what are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu did not lift his head: "Catch the snails, there are so many, would you like to come down and help?"

Village chief: "It's too dangerous! What should I do if I catch **** and crawl into the field?"

Li Tiezhu: "The water is so shallow, even if you head down, you can't drown!"

"Is the clothes dirty?"

"It's soiled! However, I brought a lot of replacement kits."

The village chief said: "You... let the pheasant see him will be crazy!"

She was a little scared when she heard it, and almost knocked over the stabbing in her hand.

Li Tiezhu said: "He doesn't dare. If he gets angry, I won't write him a song. Besides, he himself is a rural child, and he has suffered so much from snacks. How can he spoil the child? Pick up **** and crawl, catch it~ www.wuxiaspot.com~Three fat guys!"

The village chief said that I am afraid that the program team will take responsibility!

Seeing the persuasion, the village head didn't say anything. He took off his shoes and jumped out of the paddy field. Aside from the standpoint of the program group, he really wanted to catch snails in the field.

It's so exciting!

The paddy field harvested rice more than two months ago, and now some aquatic plants have just grown, and new shoots have sprung up on the rice piles. The microorganisms and humus in the soil and the phytoplankton in the water are abundant, and the snails are growing very well.

Li Tiezhu: "Where is the little boxer?"

Village head: "Fell asleep. Let's grab more, and everyone will have a tooth festival at night. I don't know if the children can eat."

Li Tiezhu: "Anyway, you can eat it with shit. Fried snail with basil is originally Cantonese cuisine. I asked him, and he had eaten it."

An hour later, the small bucket was filled with a half.

The village chief picked up and said, "I'm afraid it's more than four catties. Enough, enough..."

The clothes and pants of Climbing with **** were all muddy, one of the shoes was still wet, and his face was even more like a small tabby cat.

The village chief was hesitant to say something, but when someone gave you a child to trust you, you did well and gave it to others like this. Wouldn't you feel distressed when the mother saw it?

is this okay?

Anyway, if the pheasant dared to bring the child into this appearance, Cai Jie would definitely carry a knife and cut people.

Even the barrage started to complain about Li Tiezhu, and most of them were still Li Tiezhu's fans.

As the saying goes, Daddy Bear takes a bear child, and Daddy bears a litter. It's because of this son that Brother Pheasant, or else all will be destroyed in Li Tiezhu's hands.

After all, what he is best at is to destroy others.

Li Tiezhu returned to the "luxury villa" with feces and snails, filled the snail-lion magnifying basin with water and spitting sand, and then dialed the video of Cai sister.

Do you still feel unhappy about your death?

The village chief had a myocardial infarction. It was hitting the incision, and he was scared to shrink into the corner quickly, so just don't shoot me.