Earthy Superstar

In the later stage of the recording of the show, Saning had given up on talking to Li Tiezhu, basically asking Cheng Dalong, but Li Tiezhu always answered the question on the grounds that his master's voice was not good, and he also treated Saning to the pain of his lungs.

Fortunately, the show was finished very quickly.

The film crew began to pack up equipment, and Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu were about to leave.

Saning couldn't help but said to Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu, did you know that there is something called emotional intelligence in the world? There is a kind of courtesy called friendly communication? You will offend many people like this, not everyone is as open-minded as I am. Don't hold grudges. Also, if you meet me in the future, can you please save me some face?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while: "Uh... Listening to the Lord's words, you will win ten years in jail! Thank you, Uncle."

Sanin: "I didn't tell you "Society and Law"..."

Cheng Dalong said: "Okay, Xiaosa, don't be angry. He is just such a stone in the pit. From now on, he will learn from me and stay away."

Li Tiezhu: "What's the matter, Master? Then... in the future, will you still let me hold the ashes?"

Jackie Chan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Sickness! Cough cough cough..."

Li Tiezhu: "Master, are you okay? Do you want to eat plums?"

Cheng Dalong said hoarsely: "Go away! I don't want to... see you again today, cough cough..."

My throat is really dead, choking and coughing.

Sanin smiled with satisfaction, seeing someone worse than himself is often a kind of happiness.

Li Tiezhu bid farewell to the lovely master, asked the program staff for three boxes of lunch, and went directly to the place where he rehearsed for the Spring Festival Gala upstairs.

What?

Notification fee?

How can there be such a thing as a notification fee? Recording this show is a "benefit" for actors participating in the Spring Festival Gala! Not everyone has it, isn't it an honor?

The Spring Festival Gala is about to begin in a few hours. Li Tiezhu continues to have the final rehearsal with the dancers, especially his own cross-dressing session. The whole backstage is tense and orderly.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began under the beaming opening song and dance performance "Spring Sea".

Several well-known hosts took the stage collectively to send blessings to the people across the country.

Li Tiezhu has almost rehearsed. The dancers need to take a break to raise their spirits. A lively and beautiful dancing sister gave Li Tiezhu two jelly. Li Tiezhu didn't like snacks either, so he strolled out and prepared to send it to Lengba.

Lengba is the fourth show, and now she is waiting in the waiting area. Under the guidance of the staff, Li Tiezhu did not get lost and found it.

Then, he saw Brother Yue Yupeng Yue, he was wiping tears.

what happened?

Li Tiezhu wondered, he is the third show, and he will be on stage in four or five minutes. Why are you crying? Are you afraid that the state is wrong?

In addition, Sun Chao, a mountain-like elephant breeder, followed with his eyebrows drooping, as if he had been wronged.

Li Tiezhu looked again and found that a fifty-something-year-old oil head uncle was looking at them.

Could something go wrong with the show?

That uncle seems to have an aura of two meters eight meters. He is the leader of the program group, right?

Li Tiezhu walked over, but saw the uncle pointing at Yue Yupeng's nose and cursing:

"What are you talking about? It's also cross talk? It's also worthy of cross talk? The next three abuses! The next nine! Don't be ashamed of cross talk. It's a good art that makes you a clown gathering..."

Listening to the sound is still full of breath.

what happened?

Li Tiezhu thought, what happened to Brother Yue's cross talk? Did something go wrong in the rehearsal? Is this being educated by the predecessors of the teacher?

He wanted to get closer, but was stopped by a staff member.

The staff lowered their voice and said, "Tie Zhu, don't go there, the coordinator is going crazy."

Li Tiezhu: "What association?"

"It's the Crosstalk Association."

"What's that for? Who cares about comedians? National establishment?"

"No, it's just an association spontaneously formed by a group of older generations of cross talk, which is private. However, it has great influence, and... his show was taken down by the Spring Festival Gala, and the whole Spring Festival Gala was only a cross talk. The old man was not angry. Today, I ran backstage to scold Brother Yue and Brother Sun."

"This... If you don't shake Bilian's goods, the program team will not care?"

"Hush! Hush! Be quiet, the director is scheduling, and the others can't stop me. This big guy went to the Spring Festival Gala 30 years ago. Big brand! Bad temper!"

"Don't you persuade?"

"Persuaded, it's useless! People say this is an internal matter in the cross talk world, and outsiders can't talk."

The staff is not very old, so it can be seen that they are biased towards Yue Yupeng.

Li Tiezhu smiled, took the staff's hand away, and said, "I'll go and see, don't worry, I won't beat anyone. Okay! Your body can't stop me, can't you?"

The staff did not continue to block it.

Li Tiezhu leaned forward.

The old man is still whispering: "What is the age of all special? You are still engaged in the feudal dross of the quagmire, so your parents gave you the name so cheap? If you don't need it, you don't need it? Don't you want to make a face? What is he special? Ability, and soon an unlearned little bastard..."

Yue Yupeng was shocked when he saw Li Tiezhu coming, and gave him a wink to let him go, don't wade in the muddy water.

Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "Brother Yue, have you eaten it?"

Yue Yupeng: "..."

The old man cursed, and Niutou spouted: "Who are you so special? Get away, haven't you seen me training people?"

Li Tiezhu jumped over and patted Sun Chao's belly: "Elephant, you have lost weight! Don't learn from Taozi, it's not cute at all if you lose weight."

The old man said angrily: "Li Tiezhu! Are you still looking at me?"

Didn’t you know me?

Ah!

Li Tiezhu looked at the old man, paused, and said, "I don't know you, what's the matter? Call me, do you want my signature?"

The old man was so angry that he could not speak for a long time.

Not far away, the entertainers and dancers waiting to perform on the stage couldn't help but secretly laugh, Li Tiezhu is so awesome!

The one who laughed the loudest was the couple from the Phoenix Legend. Together with Zhong Hualiang, Yi Xing, Leng Ba, and Zhou Chunyu, they performed the song and dance show "Happy Anniversary in China" after the cross talk between Yue Yupeng and Sun Yue.

Yi Xing quietly said to Lengba: "There will be nothing wrong with the pillar, right? That old man is not easy."

Lengba said: "Don't worry, the pillar has never lost."

Yi Xing smirked, "Hehehehe...that's right."

Yue Yupeng wiped the corners of his eyes and whispered: "Tie Zhu, you go, leave it alone."

Sun Chao also nodded to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "I won't go, this place is not yours."

The old man said: "Do you know who I am?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know."

Old man: "I am XXX, I went to the Spring Festival Gala thirty years ago!"

Li Tiezhu: "I haven't heard of it."

The old man exploded quickly: "I am the vice president of the Chinese Crosstalk Association. I educate the young people in the crosstalk world to let them learn well. What's the problem for you? Where can you stay cool? Don't think it's a little fame, tail It will be up to the sky."

"It's pretty cool here."

"you……"

"Also! My name is Li Tiezhu. I am now the general manager of the "Rigid-Needs Joint Organization for Language Performances such as World Crosstalk and Talk Show", or the general manager of the "Shixiangtuogang Group" for short. I will scold them both on behalf of the organization. The recent performance, why did you come to scold them too?"

"What? What kind of **** organization are you?"

"I built an organization by myself and appointed myself as the chief person in charge, so that I have the right to manage any actors engaged in language programs. By the way, uncle, you are also a cross talk actor? Wait until I finish scolding them. Talk to you."

"What's the organization that you built? What about your pastime?"

"Isn’t it all like this? As long as you are shameless, you can build your own organization, make yourself an official, and then you can scold others! Don’t you do the same? But I’m sorry, you are China and I am the world. I am better than you. High level! Look! I'm more shameless than you guys, right?"

"Shameless! Shameless you!"

"Thank you for your jealousy, well, don't bother me swearing, Yue Yupeng, Sun Chao, you two will listen to me!"

Li Tiezhu's buttocks faced the old man.

Yue Yupeng: "Huh?"

Sun Chao has already stayed, can he do this?

The old man was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, but he was a little dumbfounded because he couldn't say anything more pompous for a while.

Li Tiezhu cursed with his arms on his hips: "Yue Yupeng, Sun Chao, what are you talking about cross talk? What are you talking about in Yunde Society? Why are you talking so funny? Why are tickets sold so well? I am very jealous and hated. Because you have turned your colleagues into shit! Is it your fault? How can cross talk make the audience laugh? How can the small theater be full? If the cross talk makes people want to cry, the small theater has to go bankrupt. The greatest contribution to cross talk! Otherwise, how could this traditional art be made extinct? You can see that the old man did a good job, right?"

Old man: "You are deceiving too much!"

Li Tiezhu: "Praise you, of course, don't be too proud, why do you tell jokes in your cross talk?"

The old gentleman walked away: "Garbage! Dregs!"

At this time, the surrounding actors could no longer control their laughter, and more actors gathered around to watch the excitement.

Cheng Dalong is also among them, the position is quite obvious.

The old man came to Cheng Dalong and said angrily: "Good apprentice you teach! Part-time job without discipline..."

Cheng Dalong looked at the old gentleman contemptuously: "Do you want to eat plums?"

Old man: "Huh?"

Cheng Dalong turned around and left: "It's funny~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I have yomei, but I won't give you any food. Hey!"

Full of anger.

The old man staggered and almost fainted on the spot.

After walking for a few meters, Cheng Dalong shrugged weirdly. Next time I go back and use "Eat Yoliu Mei?" Dabao Hong, haha, just think about it and be happy!

On the other side, Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, who were relieved, thanked Li Tiezhu, but they were full of worries.

Yue Yupeng said: "Zhu Zi, you will cause trouble to yourself like this, and that person has a high status in the cross talk world."

Li Tiezhu: "You are not stupid? Brother Yue, I'm not in the cross talk world, I'm a singer and an actor. Besides, no matter how hard he can be the best of my master? Don't think my master never cares about me, something really happened. He was the first to be the one to blame, ha!"

Then, Li Tiezhu shared the jelly prepared for Lengba among Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, and asked them to change their mood after eating. They will be on stage in less than a minute.

It is disgusting to pick this section of bones, and the respected old artist also lacks great virtue.