Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu was very serious, ignoring Nie Yao's joke, and solemnly explained:

"The pregnant sleeve is very, very practical. This is what I learned in the special forces a few months ago. It can light a fire, stop bleeding, can be used as a slingshot, can be used as a lifebuoy, can store food, can be used as a waterproof bag, can be used as rubber Gloves can also be used to tie the hair of girls. Ah, in case you run out of rubber bands, come to me and cut out the concealed condom. It's a perfect rubber band."

Zhao Liya blushed and covered her ears, and shook her head violently: "Don't don't... just keep me away!"

No way, this Nizi has always had a big brain, and the ghost knew what she thought of.

In fact, she subconsciously thought that the indispensable condom could kill people, not small people, but adults. If you buckle your head like silk stockings, you can suffocate and die. It's too horrible.

Nie Yao, Wang Zhengyu and the staff all laughed and asked a female celebrity to tie her hair with a necessary pregnancy band?

Only Li Tiezhu could dare to think about it.

Li Tiezhu added: "Look, when we lack the initial stage of the container, we can use the pregnant sleeve as a water bag, which is very convenient."

Nie Yao: "No, no, no...I would rather die of thirst."

He thought to himself, is that thing pretending to be water? We will be shameless in the future? Do you want to mix in the circle? Especially Zhao Liya is still a girl. It doesn't matter to you, you are shameless.

Zhao Liya hid far away with a look of disgust, how could she say this in front of a girl? The whole country, no, people all over the world are watching it.

Li Tiezhu took out one and took it apart: "I bought the original one. If it is cleaned, it will not taste at all."

Wang Zhengyu stopped Li Tiezhu's impulse to show off, and said, "It's okay, get the magical powers! You continue to talk about your other tools."

Li Tiezhu felt a little bit unfinished: "Oh, there is also a roll of plastic pockets, a small axe, and a folding knife."

There are not many things, but they are all very practical.

Wang Zhengyu: "Very good! The tools you showed above are too many, which do not meet the purpose of this show. Now none of you chooses three tools. The rest will be handed in to the program group, and you can exchange them with your labor products in the future."

Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "Except for the pregnant condom, the other three you brought are very useful."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "No! I give up the plastic bag, and I will leave the pregnant sleeve, the small axe and the folding knife."

Nie Yao: "You are so hard and boring..."

Li Tiezhu said, "Have you brought tools for making fire? Who has a lighter? Don't you make fire for food?"

Nie Yao: "..."

Li Tiezhu didn't bring a lighter, nor did he bring cigarettes. He used the tree brother's fire for smoking before.

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Yao, you can choose iron pot, rope, and kitchen knife."

Nie Yao: "Leave the chainsaw. It's easy to use. Cut trees and bamboo."

Li Tiezhu: "Is there electricity?"

Nie Yao: "..."

Therefore, the trio’s equipment is as follows: big iron pot, kitchen knife, rope, small axe, folding knife, nail clippers, and...

"Let's go! Go and stroll around our territory first. Don't go too far. There are wild boars in the bushy bay below."

Li Tiezhu led Nie Yao and Zhao Liya down the steep path.

Nie Yao said, "No? I heard that wild boars in rural areas were extinct as early as the last century."

Li Tiezhu said, "It's the domestic pig who ran out and turned into a wild boar."

"Huh? There is such a thing? Domestic pigs and wild boars are two breeds, right?"

"No. A piglet that has not been castrated runs out and becomes a black wild boar with long fangs in two or three years. Even a castrated pig will become a wild boar after a few years."

"Then are we dangerous?"

"Fortunately! These wild boars have just degenerated and will not take the initiative to attack humans. My tree brother... is an exception."

The tree brother's behavior is like running to the door of other people's house to make a big death, don't you hit anyone?

The three of them went to the pine forest on the left. The dry pine needles on the ground were thick and soft and slippery.

No, did Nie Yao fall for several meters? Only stopped holding a pine tree.

Zhao Liya was clever, and supported herself with a stick so that she wouldn't slip.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help sighing: "When I was young, I didn't see any pine needles in the pine forest. I would come here every few days and get it back for firewood. It was very good. The winter is approaching every year, and the whole family is dispatched. Cut down the pine trees, dig out the root knots, and go back and chop them into pieces to keep warm in the winter."

Zhao Liya: "Why don't you burn charcoal?"

Nie Yao: "How could the countryside afford to burn coal at that time? Now that the conditions are good, it will burn charcoal, and no one will loosen the needles anymore."

His hometown is a small county in your province. Although he is not a rural person, he also went to the countryside to play when he was a child.

Li Tiezhu sighed, "Yes! At that time, my three old brothers dug the coal by themselves in the mine at the foot of the mountain. The hole was a little bigger than the people. They crawled in and out, and dragged a ship-shaped basket to fill the coal. I crawled in and played when I was a kid. It was dark and wet. If anyone wanted to get coal, I would go in and dig by myself."

Zhao Liya curiously asked: "Is it still like this now?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "It collapsed a long time ago, and four men in a family died. Since then, no one has ever digged, and built country roads to buy charcoal."

Zhao Liya was frightened, thinking of the feeling of being buried in a mine.

"Matsutake!"

Li Tiezhu suddenly cried out in surprise, and then rushed to pick it.

Nie Yao also found a bunch of small mushrooms and asked, "What kind of mushroom is this? Can I eat it?"

Li Tiezhu took a look: "Vertical tree fungus, you can eat it."

After more than ten minutes, the three of them picked up several groups of mushrooms, none of them big.

As he walked back, Nie Yao said, "Tie Zhu, what shall we eat in the future? Mushrooms alone are not enough. They are gone if they are picked today."

Zhao Liya rushed to answer: "Cut down trees and sell money! Buy meat to eat."

Her brain is also weird.

Li Tiezhu: "It's illegal to cut trees."

Zhao Liya: "..."

They walked to the large bamboo forest.

Nie Yao: "We can't eat bamboo, right?"

Li Tiezhu: "You can make bamboo baskets and bamboo baskets to exchange things with the villagers. To be honest, I am too familiar with this piece, and there is no prospect of development at all."

The bamboo forest is more humid, and there is a small water ditch.

Because there is a spring water under the cliff. In the past, people in Lijia Village came here to carry water to drink, and Li Tiezhu has been carrying water here since he was a child.

Zhao Liya suddenly pointed to the bamboo in front and said, "Look, there is a piece of bacon growing on that bamboo."

What?

Li Tiezhu looked up, and sure enough, there was a piece of bacon hanging on the bamboo five or six meters above the ground, which was quite fat!

The accompanying staff and cameramen all smiled, and Li Tiezhu’s fellow villagers were very kind to him.

After another period of walking, the products become more abundant.

Good guys!

There is a chicken coop in the bamboo forest, there are twenty eggs in the chicken coop, and there is an old hen whose feet were accidentally **** by grass blades.

On a barren hillside, among the weeds, there are a dozen green Chinese cabbage growing.

A small slab with a palm under the cliff accidentally crushed a hare that looked like a domestic rabbit.

The most outrageous thing is that there are three big plump grass carps swimming in the small water dang that is one meter square on the rock wall of the spring water, the smallest of which weighs three kilograms.

Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "Your hometown is really rich in resources!"

Li Tiezhu covered his face: "The villagers must have done it. Are you afraid that I will starve to death? Isn't it too clumsy?"

Zhao Liya: "I feel favored and insulted."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "It's like I saw someone bring a nail clipper. I was humiliated."

Zhao Liya: "Why don't I know the program group this time, so I let myself bring tools?"

Li Tiezhu: "Go back, it's time for lunch."

Nie Yao took out his mobile phone and saw that it was twelve o'clock and he was indeed hungry. But, can he be full with just a little mushroom?

Soon, they returned to the cliff.

The program team also took the "Auspiciousness" that grew out of the bamboo forest to the village head, and asked him to return it to the villagers. Of course, the villagers refused to admit it and were forcibly sent back by the village head.

Then, the village chief carried a **** to dig in the bamboo forest, dug out dozens of catties of rice and carried it away.

The tree brother also came, limping out a few bags of hot pot bottoms from the small hole under the cliff and went back.

Barrage:

"The villagers are so cute too!"

"Hang bacon on the tree, you can think of it!"

"It's outrageous, are those three fishes Xiuxian? What do you eat in such a small place?"

"This is testing the IQ of the program group..."

"puff……"

"These villagers are dull, it's really fun."

"Brother Tree is the most reliable, the hot pot bottom material."

"The village chief himself buried food, hahahaha..."

"I have to say, the village chief has the highest IQ, puff~"

On the cliff, the director Wang Zhengyu said to the three of them: "This season's show adopts a points system. You can use the points of each other's tools and food to come and show them."

A large board was carried over.

There are various items written on it, and the actual price is clearly stated, such as:

Coke 3 points, lighter 10 points, pork 2 points 1 catty, beef and mutton 4 points 1 catty, rice 1 point 1 catty, flour 1 point 1 catty, 1 power bank 1 point...

I won’t accept the phone this time, just to sell the power bank?

Wang Zhengyu was really cheaper than Sun Xixi.

Nie Yao: "How do we earn points?"

Wang Zhengyu: "The program group will release fixed tasks every day, and you can get corresponding points when you complete them. In addition, there are optional tasks."

Zhao Liya said: "Hurry up, hungry."

Wang Zhengyu: "Today, there are two fixed tasks in total. One, 2 points for making a fire. Two, 4 points for building a shelter."

Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, "Say it! That's it?"

Nie Yao: "You don't really think that pregnant women can make a fire?"

Zhao Liya was inconvenient to discuss ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and stretched her ears to listen.

Li Tiezhu drew out a condom: "You'll know later, Brother Yao, you and Yaya will go to the pine forest below to pick up pine needles and dry branches. I will go to the bamboo forest to fill water."

The three moved in turn.

Li Tiezhu filled a set of water in the spring water at the bottom of the cliff, and cut two pieces of dried bamboo husks. This thing is more flammable than pine needles.

After returning, Li Tiezhu rounded the sleeve and irradiated it on the bamboo shell, adjusting the angle to perfection.

Fortunately, the sun is quite big today.

When Nie Yao and Zhao Liya came back holding Chai He, the flames had already ignited.

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