Earthy Superstar

The tree brother was brought back by someone and broke his arm.

It is said that the distance was too close, and the explosion of the detonator shook the tree brother down the hillside.

The villagers gathered around one after another... to watch the excitement.

The tree brother was sitting in a big basket, and two villagers carried him on poles. Li Tieshu's face was muddy, with a broken hand and a broken leg hanging, and a cigarette in his mouth, light and breezy.

Among other things, the mental quality of Brother Tree is first-class.

Seeing the three of Li Tiezhu also came, Brother Tree waved: "Stop! I'll say something to Zhu'er."

Li Tiezhu's expression was tangled: "Brother Tree...not so much."

The broken half of the front tooth of the tree brother was perfectly stuck with the cigarette butt, and the smoke did not fall away: "The wild boar was scared by me and ran towards the foot of the mountain. It is estimated that I will not come back for ten days and a half. You can rest assured Acting on TV. When I let it go, I'll have a fire..."

Li Tiezhu: "No need, no need..."

Brother Tree: "Out there, Brother Tree has limited abilities and can't help you, but when you come back here, Brother Tree will cover you!"

Li Tiezhu: "..."

"Go! Don't let the Public Security Bureau wait too long."

The tree brother waved his hand and asked the villagers to lift him away and head towards the village committee.

There was the sound of police sirens.

Crooked crooked...

The tree brother, who was just released yesterday, went in again, and reportedly took away half a catty of gunpowder and six detonators from his house.

Li Tiezhu was speechless, what the **** is this?

I came back to record a show, and the show was robbed by Brother Shu! He was also a little touched, but...

Zhao Liya said poisonously: "Brother Tree really loves you."

Nie Yao couldn't help laughing: "Puff~Uh! I admire him, but I think something is wrong..."

What's wrong?

Of course something is wrong!

There is something wrong with the brain circuit, and IQ is very problematic.

Even Wang Zhengyu was full of praise: "Damn! Talent!"

Barrage:

"This is a master, this is a master..."

"Brother Tree is so mighty!"

"My Nima, detonator fried pig?"

"What do you think?"

"Ha ha ha ha…"

"Brother Tree was arrested again, why should I say it again? Hey!"

"Laughing pigs in the middle of the night."

"Hush! Be careful, Brother Tree uses a detonator to blow up your house!"

"Fuck! Afraid..."

"I have a hunch, this tree brother is going to be hot!"

"Brother Tree has a really elegant temperament."

"Why do I think people in this village are weird..."

"It feels abnormal!"

"Yeah…"

"Could it be acting?"

"Acting? With such awesome acting skills, who is still farming?"

"At first glance, I haven't stayed in the countryside. The real countryside is all such people, and they don't have much culture."

"And every village has one and only one tree brother."

"Haha... yes yes yes! I also have them in my hometown."

Brother Tree just left without taking away a cloud.

When his one-eyed lady heard about this, she was playing mahjong with a group of aunts, but she was unable to send it off because she was holding her full strength for three times.

Li Tiezhu turned off Mai and said to the village chief, "Where did he get the detonator?"

Village head: "It is estimated that he stole it back from the coal mine. He has no money after two or three months, so he went to the coal mine to work for ten and a half days."

Li Tiezhu: "You find someone to send him to heal his hands and feet, buy some supplements, and I will pay for it."

The village chief nodded.

Li Tiezhu came back to continue recording the show.

【Ding! The host is willing to help others, gaining 7 points of seriousness, the current one is worth 100 points, and the opponent can have 10000 points of achievement points. 】

"Uh…"

Li Tiezhu didn't know what to say.

Unexpectedly, in the end I actually earned the 10,000 achievement points from my tree brother, my **** thank you!

【Ding! The decent value is automatically exchanged, the host gets 10,000 additional achievement points, and the total achievement value is 103764 points. The ultimate task is completed, and the host receives the "Almighty Superstar" medal. 】

【Reward 250 points of intelligence, reward advanced fighting skills, and reward advanced personal charm! 】

Um, it's so **** sweet!

Li Tiezhu is no longer afraid of being serious. Thanks to Brother Tree, turn around and help Brother Tree find a decent job.

Current intelligence value: 99 points. (Up to 119 points)

Remaining intelligence value: 276 points.

Music achievement: 48371 points.

Variety achievement: 25354 points.

Film and television achievements: 20039 points.

Serious achievement: 10,000 points.

Douyin fans: 169.32 million.

Cat domestication degree: 100%.

Possess abilities: mental damage skills (passive), absolute sound perception, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills, advanced arrangement skills, advanced fighting skills, advanced personal charm

Owned items: lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky +9), European Emperor armband (lucky +12)

It didn't take long for Li Tiezhu to complete the three cabins and carried them to the optimistic spot on the cliff with Brother Yao.

Earn 5 points.

It was still early, and Li Tiezhu spent 1 credit to buy two catties of sweet potatoes, some of which were used as bait, and made some simple traps, which were placed in the crevices of the cliffs and the grass in the Xiawan.

This is very common in rural areas, and children can do it.

The next day, Li Tiezhu found a mountain rat that was stabbed to death by a bamboo stick in the gap under the cliff. The other traps were not harvested, so let's keep it.

When Li Tiezhu returned with the mountain rat, Nie Yao was brushing his teeth and knelt down to look at him with interest.

Zhao Liya returned from washing in the RV of the director team, and saw the mountain rat almost vomiting.

However, Zhao Liya ate the most of mountain rat meat with bamboo shoots in autumn at noon, because it was so fragrant. Although the mountain mouse is much larger than the house mouse, it is also limited and does not have much meat. Both men let Zhao Liya who did not eat well yesterday eat more.

Last night, the three of them all slept in their respective small bamboo houses, because the mats were too rough and it was not very comfortable to fall asleep. Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao were okay, but Zhao Liya was a little overwhelmed.

On this day, the task released by the program group is to build a kitchen and make water fetching tools, which is relatively human.

In the morning, they built a simple kitchen. They used bamboo tubes and ropes brought by Nie Yao to make water pulleys. The bamboo tubes were hung directly from the cliffs, and they could bring water in the spring water. Isn’t it convenient? few.

And, they also got 8 points.

In the afternoon, they made a five-meter-long staircase with bamboo, and built a ten-meter-square bamboo shed to cover the three small bamboo houses, but they did not make walls. They just dug drainage ditches around the bamboo shed.

On the third day, they finally finished the wall of the bamboo shed, and covered it with a rough mat on the ground, and Li Tiezhu repaired the earthen kiln with clay.

The first issue of "Oh Huo Primitive Man" is over, and the next issue, starting from the fourth day, is about to visit guests.

This season was all operated by Wang Zhengyu, and Li Tiezhu didn't know who the guests were.

It rained that night, but it did not affect the rest of the three. The waterproof effect of the bamboo shed was very good.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Li Tiezhu went out again to inspect the animal trap he had placed, but someone knocked on the bamboo door of the Primitive Man's House, knocking hard.

Knocking...

Nie Yao, who had been playing Douyin all night, got up dazedly: "Who is it? You came here early in the morning?"

When the door was opened, Nie Yao was shocked: "You, you...how did you let it go?"

That's right, the one who came is my tree brother.

The tree brother had a thick plaster cast on his left arm and right leg, and he turned with a look of joy.

He habitually dangling cigarettes, but didn't point them, let him get stuck in his teeth, and poke his head inside: "Zhu'er mumbling?"

Nie Yao stopped at the door, afraid that he would scare Zhao Liya.

"No, I should go out. What are you doing?"

"Give you something."

"install?"

"This! I buy drops in town and lend them to you."

Brother Tree took out an old-fashioned lock from his pocket and handed it to Nie Yao, with a simple smile on his face.

Nie Yao subconsciously took it and thought, what kind of lock do we need for this broken house? However, this tree brother really "pained" Li Tiezhu!

Brother Tree grinned, "Remember to return it to me when you leave."

When he said that, he lifted his trouser legs, and the ankle of the left leg that was still intact was an electronic shackle.

Nie Yao shouted: "Good fellow!"

Have such high-tech stuff been used in this poor country?

He didn't know that this was granted to the town police station by the county chief.

Li Tieshu did commit a crime and was required to go to jail according to the law. However, this product had a certificate of intellectual disability and was 100% authentic. Besides, he suffered two fractures all over his body, and it would be inappropriate to lock it up, in case there is something...cannot be held accountable!

Therefore, the police station issued him a special electronic shackle to prevent him from leaving home for more than one mile. Once the alarm bell rang, the village chief would beat him.

Brother Shu didn't quite understand, but he also had an idea: "High-tech! The Public Security Bureau said that there are more than 8,000 of these things and lend me Dai Le."

Nie Yao's constipation expression: "..."

Brother Tree is a bit impatient, this guy is not as smart as Zhuer: "Lock! Give it back to me when I use it up. I lock the high-tech on my feet. If they don't give me money, they won't give it back. Hey! More than eight thousand, I told them that it’s okay to come out eight hundred..."

Nie Yao: "Brother Tree is really smart!"

Brother Tree looked around again, and walked away a little bit frustrated.

Watching Brother Tree jump away, Nie Yao smiled bitterly.

Later, when interviewed by the program group, Nie Yao couldn't help but smile, and forced his face to collapse and said:

"I...I really didn't laugh at Brother Tree, I admire him! Hey...Yeah! What about that, Brother Tree always does some incredible things, but he...very kind, especially to Tie Zhu. Tut. …I don’t know how to say… In short, it’s not easy for Brother Tree. No one seems to see him in the village, but he doesn’t hate anyone."

The barrage laughed as usual, but some people started to feel sorry for the tree brother.

"Brother Shu is stupid, but a good man."

"Silly cute."

"Also a poor man!"

"Brother Shu regards Tie Zhu as a friend, but Tie Zhu seems to..."

Half an hour later, Li Tieshu had walked three hundred meters and ran into a glamorous city man holding a donkey.

Seeing that the other party was seriously injured, Chen Chichi decisively gave way to the roadside.

The tree brother also gave way and sat on the ridge by the side of the road, hugged his legs in the electronic shackles and let out a sigh of relief, and wiped his sleeves up.

Chen Chi's red eyeballs almost jumped out, passed quickly, and quietly said to the staff:

"Lijiacun is worthy of being the treasure place where gods like Li Tiezhu were born. It's really a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! I have learned a lot..."