Earthy Superstar

Li Tieshu stole something?

This is impossible!

Li Tiezhu's first reaction was that even if Tree Brother steals something, it is impossible to steal Lao Tzu's things. Besides, he came to record the song "Oh Huo Primitive Man" and there is nothing worth stealing.

Throwing down the wine glasses, the three of them ran out immediately.

When he came to the house of Mushroom House, the tree brother was slapped by the village head, and there were a few bottles of cosmetics and facial masks scattered on the ground.

With the help of the flashlight, Li Tiezhu saw that the cosmetics such as Ou Mai Ya, Estée Hard Dai, Han Shu... are all counterfeit, or fake and inferior products.

Li Tiezhu squeezed a few villagers and walked in: "What's the matter?"

The village head pointed to Brother Tree's nose: "Let this fetal **** speak for himself! Mom sold the critics and stole things to Tie Zhu? People who lost their ancestors!"

Li Tieshu stalked his neck and blushed. He was beaten without saying a word. There was still a cigarette stuck in his teeth, and he was also discounted.

Li Tiezhu said, "What did he steal?"

The village chief pointed to the ground: "What are these bottles and cans called perfumes? Oh, yes, cosmetics, they are stolen from your bamboo shed, that beautiful baby girl. Sanwa'er saw him here. It's a thieves, we came over and caught him, he still doesn't admit it... Damn! I'm hurting my hands with shaking."

Sanwaer: "Uncle Tie Zhu, when I took the sheep back, I saw him enter your house."

Li Tiezhu frowned deeply. The things on the ground were all fakes, obviously not Zhao Liya's, but why did he enter the house? Thinking of Zhao Liya saying that Li Tieshu's eyes were not right at her, Li Tiezhu couldn't help but doubt.

He asked: "Brother Tree, what the **** is going on?"

The tree brother glanced at the village chief, but did not dare to speak.

afraid!

Li Tiezhu asked the village chief to take the villagers away, and asked again, with a questioning tone.

The tree brother said angrily: "I didn't steal anything, they didn't believe it, and they beat me."

Li Tiezhu: "Then what are you doing?"

"Those cosmetics and perfumes are what I called to the people in the next village to help me buy them."

"I know those things are not Zhao Liya's."

"Well, Zhu'er just trust me."

"No... I asked you why you came into our house?"

"Don't do anything."

Seeing that Tie Zhu believed him, Li Tieshu suddenly became happy again, squatted down with a limping leg to pick up bottles and cans, wiped off the mud on them, and cautiously.

"Why are you buying cosmetics?"

The tree brother picked up the good things, stood up, and the **** secretly came over and said: "Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary with Granny Gu."

Li Tiezhu was suddenly in a daze: "You... stared at Zhao Liya in the morning and asked if she had put on makeup, just to buy a present for your mother-in-law?"

Li Tieshu’s marriage was introduced by the village. The other party was a second-married woman with one eye missing. She heard that she still had some illness and could not do work. She played mahjong all day to earn pocket money for the old ladies.

The tree brother grinned, unable to see clearly in the dark: "Ang! It took more than a hundred! Hehe..."

Li Tiezhu was a little ashamed: "Sorry, Brother Tree..."

Brother Tree: "Oh! You're polite with me, take it."

"What?"

"good stuff."

"Um?"

"Your donkey doesn't need to be nailed. The mountain road is very steep, it's all rocks, and the donkey can't walk smoothly."

Li Tiezhu raised his hand and saw that there were four smaller horseshoes and some square head nails in a plastic pocket. Obviously, this was also bought by Shuge entrusted his friend, specifically for Li Tiezhu.

"Why didn't you tell the village chief just now?"

"I can't tell, the village chief said that we can't give you things, and they will be confiscated by the TV shooter! I will drop them to you quietly, you can nail them to the donkey, don't say anything. Put it away and put it away..."

Some sigh.

Can this be concealed?

However, Brother Tree entered the house probably to put down the donkeyshoes secretly, and for this reason, he didn't quibble...Of course, Brother Tree was also used to being bullied and didn't dare to speak.

Li Tiezhu took the tree brother to the village head and told the whole story.

Instead, the village chief and villagers blamed Li Tieshu:

"You brother-in-law, who is calling you sneaky?"

"The ball is inexplicable..."

"Your lady-in-law also wears cosmetics?"

"Mom, this ha... just go home and watch TV."

No one apologized.

The tree brother asked Li Tiezhu, "They are still filming, if you tell me, will they confiscate that?"

Li Tiezhu: "It won't be confiscated! Thank you, Brother Tree, and ask Brother Tree to help me nail the donkey's paw tomorrow."

How can Li Tieshu help with his severed hands and feet?

It's just that Li Tiezhu feels guilty, and it's because of him how to say that Brother Tree was beaten. Of course, the tree brother won't take it to heart, he's used to being beaten, poor baby.

Brother Tree suddenly became happy: "Hey! Don't worry, Brother Tree is very good at craftsmanship..."

Then, the tree brother walked away with smoke in his mouth.

Li Tiezhu called two staff members to light up the tree brother with flashlights, and sent him home by the way. This fellow was also physically disabled, and he was still jumping everywhere.

Wang Zhengyu asked Li Tiezhu: "Is this broadcast?"

Li Tiezhu hesitated and broadcast it. It really didn't have a good effect. If you don't broadcast it, it would be unfair to Brother Shu.

After a while: "Director Wang, delete the shot of Brother Tree being beaten and broadcast it, it's not easy for Brother Tree."

So, what the audience saw was that Li Tiezhu and others went to the camp of the program group. Brother Tree was caught at the Primitive Man’s House. Finally, he was found to be an oolong. Moreover, Brother Tree secretly bought Li Tiezhu donkeyshoes. .

Barrage:

"This is true love!"

"Zhu'er, you must be nice to Brother Shu~"

"Brother Shu still has his wedding anniversary?"

"It feels distressed to see him being bullied, so kind-hearted."

"The villagers are a bit too much..."

"Brother Tree is used to it."

"Are you numb?"

"He actually observed that the donkey didn't have iron palms, so he was so careful."

"Don't need to be nailed? It's not a horse."

"It's true that there are not many donkeys nailed, but the mountain seems to be nailed."

"Iron Palm will be confiscated by the show crew, right?"

"I hope not."

During the show, the staff turned on the photography lights and Zhao Liya also came back. A group of people were sitting at the door of the bamboo shed, discussing how to deal with the iron palm.

According to the regulations of the program group, it is not allowed to ask the villagers to donate things.

However, Li Tiezhu believes that he should be under his command, not as an example.

In the end, the program team proposed that it would consume 4 points, which can form a common practice. Anything the villagers gave and wanted to keep would have to "spend money", and it was money that was higher than the market price.

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Okay!"

Nie Yao: "What is good? What shall we eat tomorrow? We have five mouths in total, and one of them is a foodie."

Foodie Chen Chi Equator: "Is this good? Let me make a comment. Since we can all buy horseshoes, how about we create another ‘product’?"

Wang Zhengyu asked vigilantly: "What tricks do you want to do?"

He remembers that when "Hahahaha" was recorded two years ago, Chen Chichi slapped Li Tiezhu's head, and let Li Tiezhu curse his feet by the way and retribution.

Chen Chichi habitually smirked: "Why do you want to say it again? What is the most basic trust between people? As everyone knows, I am an honest person."

Li Tiezhu: "Bah!"

Zhao Liya and Nie Yao burst into laughter at the same time, and the staff also laughed.

Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Just forget about Wang Jiafang's attack on me, why are you...we are all together."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, then don't bah first."

Chen Chichi: "..."

Wang Zhengyu: "Quickly say, what do you think, we will study and study."

Chen Chi-Chidao: "How many days have we been here? Four days, right? Brother Tree has helped you the most. I have to thank others. Tomorrow, Brother Tree will definitely not work. Let's treat for dinner, hey... right? However, we only have 6 points left, what can we buy? So, I think the program group should be in the menu, no, add one to the product list... Takeaway, the price is 6 points, how about it? What! What! What? !"

Nie Yao: "Good brother! I think this proposal is very good."

Oh shit!

The mouth is fading out and the birds are coming. Of course it is good to be able to order takeout.

Zhao Liya nodded again and again: "Widely and broadly! Don't be shabby to entertain the tree brother, what you lose is the face of the show crew."

She wants to eat hot pot...

Li Tiezhu is also suddenly enlightened, but the **** is different!

He directly gave a thumbs up: "Brother Chi Chi, cowhide!"

Fang Wang Jia: "Rejected."

Chen Chichi: "Reject your dismissal!"

Wang Jiafang: "..."

Then, Wang Jiafang whispered and discussed with the director team. After a while, he walked back and said, "Okay! We accept this suggestion, add a'order takeaway opportunity', 6 points for a chance, and you can pay for the takeaway money by yourself. . Do you want to buy it?"

Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu, his points card was here.

Li Tiezhu: "Buy it!"

He is not stupid, 6 points at most one meat, one vegetarian and one soup, how can he follow the outside world? After all, there is no limit to how many takeaways can order.

Soon, the purchase was successful.

The four guests were happy, and even Oh Huo jumped around.

Then, Wang Zhengyu said: "I'm telling you an unfortunate news that this place does not deliver food."

The four of them were stunned.

Dog!

Wait until they finish buying it?

Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "You can't order takeaway here?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know, I haven't ordered it."

"Try it!"

Zhao Liya is also in a hurry, my hot pot! ! !

Li Tiezhu looked at Nie Yao.

Nie Yao: "It's on."

Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened the takeaway app. There are only a few shops in the small town nearby, and they are not delivered for more than ten kilometers~www.wuxiaspot.com~ After all, small towns in the mountains are no better than cities, and there are not so many takeaways. member.

Chen Chichi raised his hand: "Don't panic! There is always a way, let me think... Tie Zhu, how far is your home from town?"

Li Tiezhu: "More than twenty kilometers."

Chen Chichi frowned: "Is it so far? Hahaha..."

Nie Yao: "It's really far enough. If I were a takeaway, I wouldn't be able to send it. I wouldn't send it even if I added money. Even the battery car would not be able to go back and forth."

Zhao Liya suddenly said: "Don't be afraid! We have donkeys! Hee hee... Let's choose a location under the mountain, no more than ten kilometers away. After ordering, we will use the donkey to go to the camel to take out."

Chen Chichi: "Wow! Genius! Yaya, you are such a clever ghost, that's it!"

Nie Yao: "Cow!"

This time it was the turn of the directors to be dumbfounded. They underestimated the explosive IQ of a group of foodies.

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