Earthy Superstar

"Have you seen a tigress? It's the kind..."

"Who doesn't have the kind that asks you to pay your salary? It's not uncommon!"

"Huh? I don't have it in my house, but yours?"

"My house, my house...Neither do my house, don't want to hurt me!"

Listening to the impromptu cross talk between the two unconscionable, Sha Yi couldn't laugh.

Don't talk about the celebrity status or anything, just talk about the influence in the entertainment circle, these few are good, can he not panic when working together to serve Sha Yi? Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are okay. Why do Guo Gangde and Yu Qian listen to Li Tiezhu's words like this?

There must be a conspiracy!

Sha Yi was scared, his first reaction was... Maybe this time he would be abused even worse.

We all blame Sun Lei that Sun thief!

Guo Gangde and Yu Qian also talked about what they meant for two minutes. After they finished speaking, they went to see Li Tiezhu making noodles. Zhao Liya took the word to practice listening to the password, and Nie Yao went to boil the noodles for Li Tiezhu.

No one cares about Sha Yi anymore, his hands tremble a bit, and he takes a sip of tea from the bamboo cup, which is a bit bitter.

"What's the situation? Do you know what Tie Zhu means?"

He asked the cameraman and staff.

No one answered him, because who knows what Li Tiezhu's dog is thinking? He never plays cards according to the routine.

Li Tiezhu made the noodles, rolled out ten dumpling wrappers with the remaining noodles, and began to make more meaty fillings.

Yu Qian: "Drink! Really make dumplings?"

Guo Gangde: "That is, teacher Sha ordering food, can you be unsatisfied? If he is not satisfied with his food, how will we mix in the circle in the future? The people of the whole country also don't agree!"

Yu Qian nodded humblely: "It makes sense! If you don't give Teacher Sha what he wants to eat, that's...people and gods are angry! Right, Tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu: "Of course! Emperor star of the Chinese entertainment circle, can't eat dumplings, do we still have the face to face the national audience?"

Guo Gangde shook his head: "Then... wipe your neck yourself!"

Yu Qian: "Isn't it?"

Guo Gangde: "Well! As for the Chinese Emperor Star is the pride of the nation! The light of world civilization!"

Yu Qian: "It's the first time I won't praise it..."

How can I answer this?

Can't pick it up!

Li Tiezhu will answer: "The second sun of mankind! The sky does not give birth to sand and the eternity is like a long night!!"

Yu Qian: "Oh~"

Nie Yao, who was on the side, smiled, his heart said, good fellow! This time Sha Yi is going to be on the hot search again, it's all right!

Sha Yi's people are all numb, and the expression on his face is particularly wonderful.

The barrage was stunned:

"What am I... serving!"

"These people are too unhuman..."

"Poor Sha Yi."

"The Chinese Emperor Star shines on the world!"

"I'm cracked!"

"The first time I saw such bragging, just brag!"

"Good fellow, I am a good fellow directly."

"Shente, the light of world civilization..."

"Guo Gangde is not a person."

"Brother Seriously is even better!"

"The second sun of mankind!"

"The sky does not give birth to sand, and the ages are like a long night!"

"Worship the Emperor Star!"

"Thanks to the Chinese Emperor Star for illuminating my life..."

In short, Sha Yi was broken by the audience barrage. Since then, he has been dubbed the title of the Chinese Emperor. Wherever he went, he heard the audience shouting "The sky does not give birth to Sha Yi and the eternal night is like a long night". Life is full of society. Death scene.

Even when the family quarreled, his daughter-in-law would say strangely: "Yo~ who dares to be angry with you? You are the light of world civilization, the second sun of mankind, Barabara..."

Sha Yi was really scared. These guys' mouths were too bad, but he didn't know how to say anything, so he could only go over and make up: "Tie Zhu, brother didn't want to embarrass you..."

Li Tiezhu: "Understood! I was tricked by Brother Sun Lei, he was just like that."

Sha Yi: "Yes, yes, yes! He asked me to order more dishes, but he came like that...or else I would not eat dumplings, I would also eat noodles, no, I would drink noodle soup."

Yu Qian helped the voice: "No! If you can't eat dumplings, we will go out and talk about cross talk in the future, and we will definitely be killed on the spot."

Sha Yi: "Don't, you guys..."

Guo Gangde: "Please, Teacher Sha, let us make dumplings for you, I want to live."

Sha Yi: "..."

At this time, Li Tiezhu made up his stuffing and started making dumplings.

Sha Yi: "Let me help you pack it, I'm Dongbei Di."

Guo Gangde pushed him away: "Don't dare to bother you! If you support it, we will do it."

Yu Qian also went to make dumplings: "Let you make dumplings? Are we still alive?"

Sha Yi broke down, why is it so?

He knows that these three are joking, but the joke is not that way. My special club is dead! It will be broadcast in the future...and the execution will be public again...

Sha Yi could only sit back in the chair with a melancholy face.

Oh Huo rushed over and bit him.

Zhao Liya hurriedly took the dog away and reprimanded: "Who is barking at? Do you want to die? Is there any sense of being a dog? The people of the whole country can drown you with one spit!"

Sha Yi: "..."

That's it!

The influence this time is absolutely far beyond that of "Infinite Challenge".

That's right, after the show was broadcast, he not only became popular all over the country, but also went abroad. All kinds of teacher Sha Yi's ghost animal expression packs are accompanied by the words hanging to the sky, such as:

"Idol of seven billion people on the earth", "The secret of aliens who dare not attack the earth is him", "The origin of China's forty years of national fortune-the Chinese Emperor Star", "Nan Bang dare not even say that he is Nan Bang "The great sand belongs to all mankind", "The glaciers in Antarctica are melted by him", "He is not the Chinese Emperor Star, he is the center of the universe", "The birth of the universe and the emergence of life are just to give birth to him." …

When the dumplings were made, Sun Lei came back with a half-back basket of pine needles and smiled knowingly when he saw Sha Yi sitting in a chair drinking tea in a daze.

Don't you dare to help with work?

You are dead.

See how clever I am? Where Li Tiezhu came, it was the dragon who had to hold it. This forced me to still have it.

"Miscellaneous noodles? That's great! Tie Zhu, what else can I help?"

"firewood."

"Okay, let me split more, and I'll also split the next issue."

Li Tiezhu is cooking dumplings, ten.

Sha Yi put down his teacup and walked over to watch Sha Yi chopping firewood.

Sun Lei looked at Sha Yi provocatively, "Isn't it fun?"

Sha Yi: "It's not fun. If you say that I will help you do the work, you will return the phone to me, isn't it true?"

Sun Lei said: "Of course it is true, but it is not returned to you, but leased to you."

Sha Yi was in a good mood, and finally there was a normal person: "Give me the axe, and I will help you chop."

Sun Lei smiled and passed the axe.

Nie Yao hurried over to grab the axe, and Guo Gangde ran over and helped Sha Yi back to sit.

Yu Qian put on his lab coat to add water to Sha Yi: "Drink! How can you do work? Isn't this hitting us in the face?"

Guo Gangde: "That's right, Sun Lei, how can you let the Chinese Emperor Star work? You are fined to fill the water tank after cutting the firewood to lift water."

Sun Lei was dumbfounded: "What the hell? What the **** is the Chinese Emperor Star? It's not Sha Yi, right?"

Nie Yao handed him the axe: "Bold! How dare you call Teacher Sha's name directly and punish you to cut a basket of donkey grass."

Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu: "This..."

Li Tiezhu: "The voice of the masses is where the truth lies! Work! This is your way of self-salvation. Only in this way can you gain the understanding of the people of the whole country, otherwise, your life will be over."

Sun Lei blinked his small eyes: "Why am I finished? What happened to you all? Did I miss something?"

Li Tiezhu: "No, it is your blessing to learn from Teacher Sha, please cherish it."

Sun Lei didn't understand, but he silently chopped firewood, and Li Tiezhu still had to listen.

Sha Yi suddenly said: "The insider... Tie Zhu? Can you let Sun Lei lend me the phone? It's boring to sit."

Li Tiezhu walked up to Sun Lei without saying a word and spread his hands.

Sun Lei: "Why should I give it back to him by stealing? It doesn't make sense..."

That's what I said, but he was very honest. He had taken the phone out of the small backpack in front of him and gave it to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu spread his hand again, and Sun Lei took out the razor and wallet.

Li Tiezhu turned around and went to Sha Yi.

Sha Yi: "Really give it back to me? I'm not dreaming, am I? It's not true..."

Li Tiezhu said: "We are saving Sun Lei's fallen soul."

Sun Lei fiercely chopped the firewood: "Why did I fall? It's you who are evil!"

Sha Yi turned on the phone and was about to play, but suddenly there was a loud shout, and his phone fell to the ground in fright, but fortunately it did not break.

Nie Yao: "Wait a minute! Connect to my hotspot before swiping the phone."

Sha Yi nodded in fright.

Nie Yao smiled knowingly, and continued to burn the fire: "Well! My life... is complete."

Sun Lei was stupid: "What the hell?"

Barrage:

"If you can open a hot spot for the Chinese Emperor Star, Nie Yao can blow it for a lifetime."

"It deserves to be the light of human civilization, even the action of spitting out tea dregs is so chic."

"Infatuated..."

"His greasy round face is shining with wisdom."

"Primitives are really brilliant!"

"Li Tiezhu, how can He De, can I invite the Emperor Star to come?"

After a while, the dumplings were cooked, and Li Tiezhu personally took them to Sha Yi. Yu Qian took a pair of chopsticks and wiped them with his sleeves. Guo Gangde offered a pile of old vinegar with both hands. Nie Yao reacted slowly and could only go to help. Blowing the dumplings, it's strangely hot.

Zhao Liya couldn't help laughing on the sidelines and didn't join in the fun.

Sun Lei almost had a myocardial infarction. Why did he eat dumplings when I did the job? What happened to this group of people?

"What happened when I was away just now?"

He asked the cameraman who was filming him.

The cameraman didn't answer, just laughed.

Sun Lei knew there was a problem, so he grabbed a camera and started watching the replay, and then... he realized it.

The flamboyant acting skills began.

"Hey... I regretted it at the beginning. Just now I was blinded by lard. I actually stole the phone of the Chinese Emperor Star. The crime is unforgivable! Teacher Sha, come to UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, take this axe, Have my hands chopped off? Let me give an explanation to the people of the whole country!"

Sha Yi: "...You also know?"

Sun Lei: "I just found out."

Sha Yi tentatively said: "Don't chop your hands? I'm eating dumplings, don't disgust me. Would you like to do my work for me?"

Sun Lei: "Okay! I must change my mind and be a new man."

Guo Gangde: "We will supervise you!"

Li Tiezhu cooked the noodles in a large pot of miscellaneous sauces, and several people ate them one by one.

At this time, Wang Zhengyu came again with a big board with today's task written on it, helping a destitute household to cultivate a vegetable garden. The work content was freely chosen by the guests, namely: opening up wasteland, planting seedlings, carrying vegetable seedlings and picking manure.

Sha Yi's eyes stared, and the dumplings in his mouth were thrown back into the bowl, and he raised his hands and shouted, "I choose to pick manure!"

Sun Lei looked at Sha Yi with a grudge on his face.