Earthy Superstar
Chapter 852: : Who sanctions whom?
"The Great Devil? The IQ of the dragon and phoenix among people..."
"As long as I am an order of magnitude stupid than you, you can't predict my thinking."
"Li Tiezhu: Do you think I can think? No, it's all instinct!"
"After all, the big devil never needs to think."
"The weak need wisdom, and the strong only need to push horizontally."
Yang You couldn't help but complain to Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu, what do you think this group of people do to solve the case in the future? This lineup is against the sky!"
Li Tiezhu said, "With Sun Lei, Conan will be blind when he comes."
Sun Lei: "What if you change me?"
Li Tiezhu: "Then... Sherlock Holmes has to kneel when he comes."
"Hahaha……"
Because it was recording the show in the middle of the night, everyone was hungry, so... they ate it, of course. The dishes are very rich, with a combination of Chinese and Western, including steak, barbecue, lobster and so on.
Li Tiezhu chose to prepare the hard goods first, and started after he caught a plate of steak. Now he is already very professional in eating steak. He sprinkled some pepper noodles, cut them into small pieces, and dipped the pepper noodles to eat. It was tender and delicious.
Director Wu Tong asked Sun Lei: "Lei Ge, if you want to form a team, who do you want to form the most?"
The others looked over while eating, curious.
Sun Lei blurted out: "Li Tiezhu."
Wu Tong: "No, he is not Moe Tan, you must choose from Moe Tan."
Sun Lei frowned: "I...who am I with? How can there be a smart one?"
"Is Li Tiezhu smart?"
"He is not smart, but he and I can push everyone horizontally, won't he win?"
"Uh……"
Wu Litao said: "My master can push everyone by himself, so why add you so much?"
Sun Lei was lost in thought: "This is also the truth."
Yang You asked Wu Tong: "Director, did you find that you hired the wrong person? It's too late to regret now."
Wu Tong said helplessly: "It seems that the rules of the program can only be changed..."
Everyone laughed.
Qin Lan asked gracefully: "Why change the rules? Is the previous script not doing well?"
Everyone looked at this imperial sister dumbly, and based on your words, they had to change it! The previous script was too high-end for us.
Qin Lan still didn't quite understand, and turned to Li Tiezhu quietly to complain: "This program group does not seem to be very professional."
Li Tiezhu: "Uh...you are the ones who are unprofessional."
Qin Lan: "Why? Because we are not real detectives?"
Li Tiezhu: "Sister, your answer won't stop me.
When other people started to chat, there were not a few intellectuals online. It was Yang You who was the smartest. This shows how crude this detective is.
By the way, Qin Lan, the imperial sister, didn't know if she talked about it, she found out that she was a big idiot, and the reflex arc was super slow.
Li Tiezhu finally understands the reason why he is like a fish in the entertainment circle. The competitors here are not as good as the construction site. There are all kinds of people on the construction site. Of course, there are also smart people in the entertainment industry who have a ratio of old yin, but most of them are not high in IQ, but high in EQ plus yin and hard-hearted.
The entertainment industry is a wonderful circle, and people with schizophrenia can earn close to 200 million yuan, and those who don't have enough sound dare to say that there is freestyle everywhere.
For example, Wu Litao did this in order to complete the secret mission given to him by the program team.
Put a lobster first, dip it in the soup, and say to Sun Lei: "You try this, brother. You believe me, this lobster is very delicious."
Sun Lei was ready to pick up the plate.
Wu Litao directly slapped people's lips: "I'll feed you! Brother, feed you one."
Infinite Challenge Lao Yin Cup Sun Lei immediately understood, and said with a smile: "You don't need to feed."
Wu Litao also quibbleed a few words.
Sun Lei: "Your action is too abnormal. In the extreme challenge, you can't survive half an episode. You are on the same level as Sha Yi."
Wu Litao had to eat it himself, pretending to be innocent: "No! I feed you such a big lobster, but you still don't appreciate it."
Sun Lei: "Compared with your master, you are several grades inferior. Do you play this set with me?"
Wu Litao shook his head and looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu gnawed on the cob bone gracefully, with an expression more innocent than Wu Litao: "Yes, why did you feed him lobster instead of me with lobster?"
Wu Li stomped his feet, this is a task! Master fool!
Wu Litao continued to try: "It's delicious, you taste it, am I your brother?"
Sun Lei smiled: "You are not my brother, you are my nephew, I have a relationship with Tie Zhu."
Wu Litao: "..."
It turned out that Wu Tong found that the script was too complicated for them, so he had to change the routine temporarily and use his mobile phone to issue temporary tasks to each of them to mobilize the atmosphere and plot. No way, he didn't have to worry about the script in "Infinite Challenge" before. Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo, Sun Lei and Luo Xiaoxiang didn't even use the script.
Li Tiezhu finished chewing his bones and wiped his hands: "I'll go to the toilet, brother, can you come and take a photo?"
With that said, he took a cameraman and left.
Sha Yi smiled and said, "Haha, it's the big one, and you have to follow PD when you go to the toilet."
Wu Litao: "What are you afraid of? I'll make mosaics."
Yang Xiaoxue laughed: "Aren't you afraid that your master will kill you?"
Wu Litao: "No way, my master spoils me the most!"
As soon as Sun Lei wiped his mouth, I also went to the toilet.
Then, outside the bathroom, he ran into Li Tiezhu who was peeking at the cameraman's playback.
Sun Lei smirked: "What are you looking at?"
Without a word, Li Tiezhu took the SD card out of the machine and put it in his pocket, and said to the cameraman: "You change the card, and I will give it to Wu Tong directly when the card is turned around."
Sun Lei: "Did you take a picture of Wu Tongfa's mission?"
Li Tiezhu: "Yes! Except for Sister Qin Lan, I know all the tasks of everyone else."
Sun Lei: "Share it? Except for Wu Litao's mission."
Li Tiezhu: "Do you have a bargaining chip?"
Sun Lei: "We are in alliance."
Li Tiezhu: "Sorry, I don't want to be with fools, and the two fools have a fart."
There is no way. Although Sun Lei found out Li Tiezhu's operation, he couldn't get any information. If he changed another person, he would just grab the SD card.
Barrage:
"Brother Seriously, this is a cow!"
"Sun Lei, too, understands Li Tiezhu's routine almost instantly."
"High-end players from infinite challenges."
"The five made Tie Zhu and Sun Lei grow too much."
"Why is Sha Yi, who has been to the infinite challenge, still so innocent?"
"He was mainly abused and had no sense of experience at all."
"Brother Zhengjing is to teach them how to behave."
"The key is that Sun Lei still dare not grab it."
Li Tiezhu and Sun Lei walked back to the restaurant. Li Tiezhu snatched Wu Litao's phone and said, "Concentrate on eating."
Wu Litao: "Oh."
Sun Lei was dumbfounded.
The program group will play subtitles in due course:
Sun Lei's task: Take Wu Litao's mobile phone to complete a group selfie.
Li Tiezhu went back and sat down and continued to eat, while Sun Lei went back to pick his head angrily.
On the other side, Sha Yi and Yang got on the oil bumper, one to close the door and the other to open the door.
Sa Yi task: keep the door closed for five minutes.
Yangyou mission: keep them on for five minutes.
Song Xiaoxuan's task: Let Sun Lei do a dance.
At this time, Sun Lei chose to take the initiative and asked about the task of others. No one told him, and he smelled Song Xiaoxuan again: "What task are you? Tell my brother, I will cooperate with you! The water here is too deep and you can't play. ."
Song Xiaoxuan said innocently: "Really? Can I tell you?"
Sun Lei: "Of course, I will definitely help you."
Song Xiaoxuan was only seventeen years old, so naive. He opened his mouth to say, but from the corner of his eyes he saw Li Tiezhu waving his hand, so he held back his hand and said, "I'll confirm the task again, I'm afraid I'm mistaken."
Then, he left, went around a big circle to Li Tiezhu's side, ready to speak.
Li Tiezhu turned his back to him, and said first: "Don't tell him, he will cheat you, you just say that the task is to let me dance, he will definitely help you demonstrate. Don't talk to me, I know the task of each of you. ."
Song Xiaoxuan's expression suddenly became very exciting, and the adult's world was terrible.
After a while, Song Xiaoxuan found Sun Lei again and followed what Li Tiezhu had taught him.
Sun Lei is convinced: "Yes! Li Tiezhu wrestles as soon as he dances, Wu Tong's mission, haha, interesting, let's go, brother help you."
Then, Sun Lei took Song Xiaoxuan to Li Tiezhu and forced him to dance.
Li Tiezhu refused with words, for one reason, I don't know how to dance.
"Didn't you skip the concert?"
"forget."
"You... well, can I teach you to dance?"
"What dance?"
"Is break dancing OK?"
"Do not jump."
"The child's first task, you are not a cute detective, what's the matter with me?"
"Can't dance."
"I teach you."
"Then you jump for a while, let me see, I won't jump if it's too difficult."
Li Tiezhu is very stubborn.
Sun Lei wanted to see Li Tiezhu wrestle and make a fool of himself, so he worked hard and broke dancing.
"Look, isn't it simple?"
Li Tiezhu: "Ha, it's really simple."
Sun Lei: "Then you learn a paragraph."
Li Tiezhu shook his head and said to Song Yaxuan, "Okay, your mission is complete, go eat."
Song Yaxuan opened the flowers and bowed, "Thank you Brother Tie Zhu!"
Sun Lei: "What's the situation? I'm being routine?"
Wu Tong nodded at him.
Li Tiezhu said lightly: "Just you? Still abuse me? Cut!"
Sun Lei later realized: "So, Song Xiaoxuan's task is actually to make me dance? This kid is not honest..."
Wu Tong: "He is still honest, Tie Zhu gave him a trick."
At this moment, Wu Litao chased the lobster and said hoarsely: "You eat this first! You have a lobster!! I peeled it for you by myself, and it has been dipped in the soup for half an hour..."
Sun Lei immediately became happy again: "Wu Litao, you are a lunatic, right? This person is terrible!"
Barrage:
"Xuan Xuan is too naive~www.wuxiaspot.com~ almost fooled."
"My Zhu Ge has more routines!"
"To be honest, Li Tiezhu is really not smart, he is experienced and does not play cards according to routines."
"Haha, Sun Lei jumped so hard."
"Sun Lei is dumbfounded, so cool!"
"Just you abuse me? Hahaha..."
"Sun Meili still wants to punish Li Tiezhu? Who is going to punish whom?"
"Wulitao is really crazy!"
"Hey! This silly boy hasn't inherited his master's trickery at all."
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