Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu: "But he sings very well. He often says that the music is big and he is very small. His trivial things are not worth disturbing the music. Over the years, he has been pioneering the development of original music in the Chinese music scene. I personally think that he Teacher Qi Yu and Qi Yu are all here to improve the musical taste of our program. After all, my royal engine taste must be a hindrance to everyone. Let us invite a grand singing artist, one of my Bole, Neck Teacher Liu Le! Bring you a nice "Night"."

Barrage:

"Good fellow, Liu Le, Teacher Neck, called Neck Le for short?"

"Comprehension ability!"

"I smile so much..."

"goose……"

"Teacher Neck?"

"Last year, "The Good Songs of China" Li Tiezhu has been calling for Teacher Neck."

"Li Tiezhu: The neck is like a carrot in the ground, as long as you pull it hard, there will always be something."

"I remembered the scene of pulling my neck before."

"Fuck, you have to make up for Yehenala..."

"The national team went to the countryside to abuse people."

Liu Le came on stage, and the audience stood up and cheered. In addition, two people were kneeling on the edge of the stage.

You can't favor one and the other. Teacher Qi Yu is already kneeling, and Master Liu Le doesn't kneel, that's not appropriate. What if the uncle is unhappy? Do you look down on singers without necks? This is suspected of racial discrimination, right?

Night

Cover me

Walk through the Norwegian forest

Through the flower room

...

Throughout the whole process, Wu Qingshan was amazed, and by the way described his shock to Li Tiezhu, and explained some of the high-level sense of this song, the difficulty of singing, and so on.

It's a pity that Li Tiezhu doesn't understand this at all, just thinks that it's not very nice.

This is really a limited level of appreciation.

Liu Le got up and said to the audience: "Thank you, thank you everyone... It's so enthusiastic, thank you! You two, can't get up yet? Am I going to give you new year's money?"

Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan stood up, and Wu Qingshan also made a gesture of worship.

Liu Le glared at Li Tiezhu. Even Wu Qingshan was broken by you. He said to the audience: "Tie Zhu is too annoying. I don't know what you like him. I suggest that everyone don't vote for Li Tiezhu today. ."

The audience shouted: "Okay..."

Wu Qingshan and Li Tiezhu came to the stage, and now they are both presenters.

But Li Tiezhu didn't want to speak, secretly cursing Liu Le's neck getting shorter and shorter in his heart.

Wu Basui complimented Liu Le in a fancy way: "...Actually, Teacher Liu Le is a person who goes out at night, and this "Night" is the mirror of his life. Does the artist's inspiration come at night? Tie Zhu, are you a night owl?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head. I have one of the night owls, but I don't stay up late myself: "No! Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy. Living like Teacher Neck will become like him...without a neck."

Liu Le, who was walking in the aisle, heard Li Tiezhu's slander, and immediately found a camera, pulling his neck out of his hands for the audience to appreciate.

Barrage:

"He is in a hurry, he is in a hurry..."

"The old artist has a strong sense of variety!"

"I didn't expect you to be like Liu Le."

"As expected of neck music!"

Wu Qingshan: "When did you get inspiration for writing songs?"

Li Tiezhu said: "When I need to release an album."

Good guy, just have inspiration at any time.

Wu Qingshan said: "Then we are different! In fact, I am also a person who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I should be able to get in touch with the artist, right?"

Li Tiezhu: "You are an artist."

Wu Basui shyly said: "Nonsense! Why am I an artist?"

Li Tiezhu: "Artists are all crazy."

Wu Qingshan: "That said, you are also an artist."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

This is not easy to refute, after all, Li Tiezhu himself is not normal.

Wu Qingshan said: "Haha, let's give the applause to Teacher Liu Le again. Finally, I have a wish. This season, let Li Sansui be the host with me. In this case, we add up to ten. One year old. Do you think it’s okay?"

The audience immediately applauded and applauded, of course it is good to do things.

Li Sansui: "No! Such an average, we are both less than five years old."

Wu eight-year-old: "It's five and five years old, you don't know how to count."

Li Tiezhu was stunned: "No way! You are the host selected by the program group. This is your opportunity and challenge. Don't think about evading and shrinking. You have to go forward bravely. A true warrior dares to face the bleak life. You have to be right. Be responsible for yourself. You can’t ask me to share it with you...unless I share half of the notification fee."

The audience laughed, is it okay to ask for money?

Wu Qingshan: "It doesn't matter. I will give you all the money to be the host. Anyway, you will donate them all. Even if I do good deeds. Then it's settled!"

Li Tiezhu: "Huh? How do you feel that I'm being tricked."

Wu Qingshan: "Alright, today's performance is over, thank you audience friends, let's go backstage and wait to see the ranking, I hope it is not the last one. Have you voted for one? Humph!"

Li Tiezhu hated sissy most in his life, but Wu Qingshan is an alternative, probably because of his similar psychological age.

Wu Qingshan: "Tie Zhu, would you like to solicit votes?"

Li Tiezhu: "A serious person never acts like a baby."

Wu Qingshan: "Huh! I'm angry..."

After speaking, he left.

Li Tiezhu said to the audience: "It's also in the past two years that my temper has improved, otherwise, he is so strange, I will punch one."

After all, Li Tiezhu also stepped off the stage and went backstage.

Wu Qingshan first came to the big rest room to shake hands with other guests and exaggerated business.

Li Tiezhu followed in, ignored them, went to the side to pull out a box of pickled pepper-flavored instant noodles, turned around and asked, "Does anyone want to eat instant noodles?"

Everyone is dumbfounded, do you eat instant noodles when recording the show?

Oh, Li Tiezhu, that's all right. What do you love to do, who dares to control you?

No one answered him, so Li Tiezhu soaked himself in a bucket, walked over and sat beside the crowd, covered the instant noodles with the billboard of the program group, in a daze.

Others are still teasing Wu when he was eight years old.

Wei Jia: "Is Qing Shan super nervous today? We are all so afraid that your teleprompter will fall off. We have never seen such a shake before."

Wu Qingshan nodded again and again: "Thanks for my hard work, I'm smart, and I caught Tie Zhu."

Village Chief: "Gao Ming! He never knows what nervousness is. You see, he makes instant noodles when we record."

Liang Tian: "Yes! I also used the sponsor's billboard to press instant noodles."

Wu Qingshan: "So, is Li Sansui betrayed by his relatives? Even his'agent' is complaining about it."

Liang Tian gave a moment, and found Li Tiezhu staring at her, stretched out his tongue in fright, and quickly found a way for himself:

"No, I mean my Tie Zhu has a unique sense of variety show. The bubble noodles are to relieve everyone's tension. The instant noodles covered with billboards are used to attract the attention of the audience. By the way, a wave of advertisements is also used, which is old and powerful."

Everyone laughed, the hostess was full of desire to survive.

The village head helped to clear the siege and said: "Brother Le also said that there is Tie Zhu in our program and the ratings. However, Mr. Liu Le’s favorite guest is Xiao K, and he is also the most praised. Young and handsome, with a voice. Unique, great singing ability, etc."

Kostov put his hands together immediately, respectfully.

Liu Le: "Do you also know Chinese Erhu? The arrangement is great, and the singing is also very good!"

Little K smiled and nodded: "Thank you! Erhu is my favorite oriental musical instrument. I loved it when I listened to "Dong Feng Po" before, so I tried it this time."

Liu Le: "Oh, have you heard Tie Zhu's song?"

Little K: "I am his fan and I like Ain Peila so much, that's why I came to China."

Li Tiezhu couldn't understand the whole conversation in English, so he ran to the side and took a few ham sausages and distributed them one by one.

Audience barrage: "My brother Zhu didn't say a word, and all the tricks were robbed. He is a bug in the entertainment industry!"

Then the host Liu Ye, who changed his face a year, sang the advertisement.

After finishing the matter, Li Tiezhu said, "Finally, the exciting time has come-Teacher Hong Bo drinks water."

The singers laughed loudly, this stalk was too much to pass.

Wei Jia said: "No one can figure out Teacher Hong Bo's routines, every time there are new tricks, this year..."

The staff blinked at him quickly.

Wei Jia closed her voice and almost vented the question.

Next, the singer and agent returned to their respective small rest rooms.

A voice came from the TV screen: "Next, we will announce the ranking of this issue."

Everyone was stunned:

"Is it published directly like this?"

"Stop drinking water?"

"Is Jing Tian unlicensed?"

"Chitose Mountain: Yes, you have no cards."

Zhang Xin was very interesting. She copied her hands and looked indifferent: "How to announce? Just use this speaker to announce? Can you take your heart?"

On the TV screen, an old man with worrying hair appeared, yes, it was Teacher Hong Bo.

"Here is the "Singer" titled and broadcasted by the classic organic milk holiday gifted by the sound of nature..."

Li Tiezhu picked up the remote control board.

drop!

Turn off the TV.

Liang Tian was dumbfounded and looked at Li Tiezhu: "What are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu got up and walked out: "Who is serious about this stuff? I'm ready to instant noodles."

Barrage:

"Xiu'er! Is that you?"

"Li Tiezhu: That's right this show!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"My Nima, Hong Bo said that this wave of operations is very slippery."

"Brother Serious is really serious."

"I laughed at YUE..."

"Do you really want to laugh at me and inherit my hair?"

Li Tiezhu had already arrived in the large rest room downstairs, holding the instant noodles, and drinking a sip of the soup first.

Other singers are still watching Hong Bo pretend to be forced.

"Now it's the moment that makes the singer the most disturbed, and that is..."

Wu Qingshan complained: "That's the time for Teacher Hong Bo to drink water."

Hong Bo: "Then this time, your nouns are not revealed by me, but you yourself. Open the envelope to know your nouns for the competition."

Qi Yu said: "Ah! He was tortured one by one, and it was a group torture before."

The instruction came from the TV: "Please invite singer Wu Qingshan to the competition stage."

The other singers waited in the small room, and then they heard an exclamation.

Wu eight-year-old: "Ah yo yo! Frightened me so much, why are you here? Why are you eating instant noodles here when you are three? Shouldn't you watch TV in your room to announce the rankings?"

Li Tiezhu's voice sounded: "Who is serious about that? I turned off the TV."

Wu Qingshan: "But they told me on TV to go to the stage to compete. Take the envelope and see my ranking."

Li Tiezhu sucked the instant noodles and said, "It's up to you. I won't go anyway. I'll wait for Teacher Hong Bo to bring it to me personally."

"You are so arrogant! I like it! But I am not as cool as you. In other words, what kind of taste is your instant noodles? It's so fragrant. Can you make one for me?"

"Go, I'll make it for you."

"Thank you for three years old! So who, turn off the TV, I won't go back later."

As a result, more singers walked out of the room and watched Li Tiezhu eating instant noodles on the second floor, all showing bewildered expressions...Is it okay?

Li Tiezhu took another bucket of pickled pepper-flavored instant noodles, soaked it for Wu Basui, and then continued to eat instant noodles, which was delicious.

"艾恩佩拉@￥%*￥#……"

Little K murmured for a long time.

Li Tiezhu didn't understand, so he threw a box of instant noodles to him.

Little K said: "Crab crab, crab crab..."

Most of the singers still went back to the house honestly to watch the live TV. Only Zhang Xin turned off the TV, put on a blindfold to sleep in the room, and muttered, "That's right, whoever looks at something serious is better. Drink water..."

On the other side, the camera close-up gave Dajingtian mineral water and a cup, the camera zoomed out, Hong Bo sat next to him and said: "Welcome to Qingshan, I like your work "Swallow's Nest" very much..."

Then Hong Bo took a sip of water and introduced the rules. There were two sets of envelopes with the name of the singer in the name of the singer and the name of the singer in the name of the singer on the other.

This is very exciting.

Wu Qingshan asked: "Should I only choose one or both?"

Hong Bo took a sip of water.

Wu Qingshan: "If you drink water like this again, I'm afraid I will beat you at the age of three."

Hong Bo choked: "Ahem...Kha...Choose the rank you think first, and then choose your own name. What kind of result do you think you will be?"

Wu Qingshan: "I just said I guess the sixth."

So Wu Qingshan opened the sixth envelope, he was not sixth. Then he opened the envelope with his own name and looked surprised. In second place, Wu eight-year-old was so happy that he almost fell.

Then, he was arranged to sit on a row of chairs next to him and could not go back.

Wu Qingshan: "Eh? Can't you go back? My instant noodles..."

Hong Bo: "What kind of instant noodles?"

"Tie Zhu made instant noodles for me, and he is still waiting for me to go back."

Hong Bo drank a sip of water: "Don't care about the instant noodles, now I invite Kostov to go to the competition stage..."

Little K came from eating crispy noodles. He crushed all the instant noodles, sprinkled them on a seasoning bag and mixed them well, sharing the deliciousness with his agent. This is what he said in "Fak! I have seen it in "Primitives". The way Ain Peila eat instant noodles is said to be delicious. I tried it and it turned out to be super delicious.

Although it was delicious ~www.wuxiaspot.com~, it couldn't hide Kostov's teeth trembling and rattling.

This is the reason why he likes Li Tiezhu. People with poor psychological quality will especially like the brainless brave like Li Tiezhu.

Little K said unabashedly that he liked Ain Peila's performance the most because he gave him delicious instant noodles.

He first chose seventh, not him, and his ranking was fourth.

Kostov took his seat.

Hong Bo drank a sip of water and said, "Next, please invite the third guest Li Tiezhu to the competition stage."

Wu Sansui: "Pouch......"

Little K: "Box box box box box box..."

Even the staff on the side could not help laughing.

Hong Bo looked blank, what did he laugh at?

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