Easy on Me, Snookums

"My foot seems to be twisted, and I can't move it." Yu Xiao Gu could not correct his wife's name with him, and replied bitterly.

"My wife, let's hold on, I will carry you down the mountain right away." Kang Shaonan comforted Yu Xiao, squatting in front of her and wanted to carry her down the mountain.

"That..." Yu Xiao hesitated and stopped.

"Wife, what's the matter?" Kang Shaonan looked back at her.

"I... my skirt is torn..." Yu Xiao bit her lower lip, a little embarrassed.

"Where is it broken? Let me see!" Kang Shaonan immediately turned around and stared at her skirt.

"Hey, don't look around!" Yu Xiao awkwardly covered the broken place, where her pink **** were still exposed.

Kang Shaonan laughed at her movements, showing white teeth. He stood up and stretched out his hands to unbutton his shirt.

"You, you, what are you doing?" Yu Xiao stuttered a little scared as he watched his movements.

"Anyway, you can't walk now. Why don't we just cook rice and mature rice here?" Kang Shaonan smiled and took off his military uniform, revealing the military green vest and muscles inside.

"You bastard! I want to call someone!!" Yu Xiao's face changed drastically, she wanted to move but couldn't move.

"Wife, see if there is no one around here, and you won’t be able to rescue you if you shout out!" Kang Shaonan smiled unkindly and knelt down and approached Yu Xiao, hugged her in a hug. Arms.

"Kang Shaonan, you bastard! Ah! Help!" Yu Xiao felt Kang Shaonan's big hands constantly moving around her waist, frightened her constantly struggling, and even forgot the pain in her body. Do nothing.

"Alright!" Kang Shaonan stood up with a smile, but he didn't have his military uniform in his hands.

Yu Xiao looked at Kang Shaonan for a moment, and then looked back at her waist. It turned out that the guy was just teasing her. His real intention was to cover himself with a military uniform.

"Hey, can you not be so scary?" Yu Xiao stared at him angrily.

"Haha! Wife, I find that I like you more and more!" Kang Shaonan did not hide his feelings, and laughed at Yu Xiao's expression.

"I hate you!" Yu Xiao glared at him unceremoniously.

"Haha! You will like me!" Kang Shaonan replied confidently, and then squatted down again in front of Yu Xiao: "Wife, come up, my husband will carry you down the mountain."

Yu Xiao looked at the sky speechlessly, how could there be such a man in this world? But in this case, there is only a compromise. She sat up straight and carefully lay on Kang Shaonan's back, allowing him to walk down the mountain with her on his back.

"My wife, remember to tell me when you want to climb the mountain in the future, as long as I am here, you will never be hurt." Kang Shaonan told Yu Xiao as he walked, but this sounded harsh in Yu Xiao's ears.

"I'm not your wife, don't always call me like that!" Yu Xiao answered with his arms around his neck.

"Then whose wife do you want to be?" Kang Shaonan was not angry, and asked her with a smile.

"It's not yours anyway!" Yu Xiao snorted coldly.

"You must be mine!" Kang Shaonan replied domineeringly.

"Can you not be so domineering?"

"Yes, as long as you follow me to get a marriage certificate!"

"Are you a soldier?"

"I am your husband!"

"Damn husband!"

"That's also a kind of husband."

"..."

"Wife, why are you not talking anymore?"

"I don't want to talk to you!"

"Actually, have you ever thought that it was your own fault in the bathroom yesterday!"

"Strong words!"

"There is one thing I am puzzled about. Your mother should have shown you my pictures many times. How can you not recognize me?"

"I throw my photos in the trash can every time, how do I know you?" I really regret thinking about it now. If I took a look at the pictures of this black-bellied man before, she wouldn't have been so miserable.

"..."

After Yu Xiao lay on him and walked more than ten meters away, she realized that this guy didn't speak anymore. She raised her hand and knocked on his head: "Hey, what are you doing?"

"I'm mourning for three minutes of my photos! Wife, you make me so sad, you have never seen me." Kang Shaonan grumbled deliberately.

Uh!

Yu Xiao blinked silently, her face is so thick!

The two of you talked all the way, because you kept quarreling with him, Yu Xiao actually forgot the pain in his body. Kang Shaonan carried her directly into the military doctor's room. The doctor treated Yu Xiao's wound and put a plaster on her foot. Kang Shaonan carried her back to her house. Put Yu Xiao on the sofa, Kang Shaonan went to the bathroom to receive a basin of cold water, then took a towel and walked in front of Yu Xiao. He first rubbed the towel in the water, wrung out the water, and took Yu Xiao’s hand to her. Wipe your hands.

"I'll do it myself!" Yu Xiao said while reflexively drawing his hand back, and Kang Shaonan held it tightly.

"Don't move!" Kang Shaonan didn't look at her, and wiped her hand back and forth several times, feeling almost like it, and then wiped her face again.

Yu Xiao knew that he was not the opponent of this man, so he simply let him go. Anyway, a few wipes would be indispensable.

"Wife, are you hungry? You watch TV here for a while, I'll go cook first!" After wiping Yu Xiao, Kang Shaonan helped her turn on the TV, put the basin in the bathroom, and then went into the kitchen to start cooking. rice.

Yu Xiao was tossed and hungry and tired, sat on the sofa and squinted for a while before being called out by Kang Shaonan.

"My wife, the meal is ready, let's eat!" Kang Shaonan hugged Yu Xiao directly into the dining chair, and then passed the chopsticks to her hand.

I don’t know if the soldiers are good at cooking. Anyway, Kang Shaonan’s culinary skills have nothing to say. In the past, Yu Xiao seldom eats meat, but the braised pork made by him is very delicious, knowing she likes spicy food. , I also specially put a little pepper to taste. After a meal, Yu Xiao was particularly satisfied.

After lunch, Yu Xiao was taken to the bedroom by Kang Shaonan to rest. After he cleaned up the kitchen, he went to the camp and told Yu Xiao that he would come back early when he left. Yu Xiao was choked by the toss, and just after lunch, she was sleepy and fell asleep while lying in the bed.

When Yu Xiao woke up, the sun was still shining outside the window, and she kept screaming from the branches. After checking the time, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon. She limped off the bed and went to the toilet. She didn't want to sleep anymore, so she went to the sofa and watched TV. But not long after lying down, he fell asleep again with his eyes closed. In a daze, Yu Xiao had a beautiful dream. She dreamed that she was married to Luo Yi. She wore a beautiful wedding dress and swore an oath with Luo Yi in front of the priest, exchanged rings, and finally kissed...

Luo Yi's lips are very surnamed, and the feeling of kissing is very beautiful. When she touched his lips, she felt a cool sensation in her lips, and his breath was full of his good masculine breath. Can't help but stretch out his hands around his neck, gently sticking out the tip of his tongue to entangle with his.

But how can there be a feeling of breathlessness? No, this is not Luo Yi!

Yu Xiao suddenly woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes wide and looked at the face in front of him, blinking and blinking vigorously, it was Kang Shaonan! She pushed him away in a hurry. Kang Shaonan sat down on the ground.

"You are despicable and shameless!!" This **** actually kissed her while she was asleep!

"Wife, I gave a kiss." When he just came back, seeing her lying on the sofa alone, he couldn't help but sneak a kiss for a while.

"You lied! You liar! Rogue! Bastard!" Yu Xiao shouted angrily, and smashed the pillow behind him.

"Really, I kissed it. It was you who hugged me all at once, and I couldn't control it. Wife, I was wrong!" Kang Shaonan said with an aggrieved expression. The little girl probably regarded him as a boyfriend. , But even so, he still didn't want to leave. So I got a little black belly.

Yu Xiao looked at him depressed, feeling a little crazy. But thinking about the dream just now, I seemed to think of him as Luo Yi. But even so, her heart was still depressed. Damn, when she's so bullied, she ran to take advantage of her when she was awake and asleep.

"My wife, I was wrong. If you think it's unfair, you can kiss it back again!" Kang Shaonan begged with a bitter face.

"roll!!"

Kang Shaonan stood up and really left. After a while, he changed his clothes and walked back. Holding a glass of freshly squeezed juice on the coffee table: "My wife, don't be angry, drink this glass of juice, just as I apologize to you."

Yu Xiao looked at the glass of juice depressedly. After sleeping for so long and the roar just now, she was indeed thirsty. She looked at Kang Shaonan and frowned: "Get it for me!"

Kang Shaonan immediately smiled and handed the juice to Yu Xiao's hand: "Lafayette, take your time! The little one is leaving."

"Puff..." Yu Xiao, who was just dying of anger, was amused by Kang Shaonan's words. She felt that she had become too fast. She immediately closed her face and scolded Kang Shaonan: "Aren't you leaving?"

"Lafayette, I just want to ask what you want to eat tonight?" Kang Shaonan didn't laugh, and asked seriously.

"Full of Han Han!" Yu Xiao answered directly.

"Uh, wife, you dare to order!" Kang Shaonan looked at Yu Xiao and laughed.

"Then do you do it?" Yu Xiao raised his chin and looked at him.

"Do and do! Wife's words are orders, and my husband resolutely execute them!" Kang Shaonan finished speaking and went into the kitchen.

Yu Xiao sat down on the sofa, tried to move her feet, and immediately heard a heartache. Alas, it looks like I can't leave for a while, what can I do? Yu Xiao thought about it for a long time on the sofa, feeling that if she wanted to leave here, she could only ask her girlfriend Anan or Xiaotong for help. Looking at Kang Shaonan who was busy in the kitchen, Yu Xiao thought about calling them at night.

Kang Shaonan's cooking speed is very fast. He is a turbulent person, and he doesn't do things at the same speed as others.

"My wife, the meal is ready, let's eat!"

"Man Han Feast?" Yu Xiao asked, staring at him.

"Wife, I'm afraid to hold you at the Manchu Feast, I will definitely get you a Manchu Feast when we have the wedding!" Kang Shaonan smiled and bent over and wanted to hug her.

"Go away! I'll go by myself!" Yu Xiao reached out and pushed him away, reluctantly got up from the sofa, and limped into the dining room. However, he didn't take two steps, and was picked up by Kang Shaonan domineeringly, and walked a few steps and put it directly into the dining chair. Yu Xiao originally wanted to eat, but the fire was suffocating in her stomach again. She didn't know which life she had suffered, so she happened to meet such a stubborn and stubborn man. She slammed the chopsticks on the table and stared at Kang Shaonan.

"Wife, what's the matter?" Kang Shaonan looked at her expression, knowing that the little girl was going to be angry again.

"Kang Shaonan, I want to talk to you!" Yu Xiao shouted solemnly, very imposingly.

"Okay, my wife, what do you want to talk to me?" Kang Shaonan was sitting tightly, with both hands on his knees, looking forward at Yu Xiao.

"I want to go home!"

"Okay, when the injury on your foot is healed, I will send you back!" Kang Shaonan nodded and replied.

"Really?"

"Really!"

"One more thing... I don't want to marry you!"

"Shall we have dinner before we talk?"

"No! I'm going to talk about it now, or I'll go on a hunger strike!" Yu Xiao finished speaking with enthusiasm, realizing that he had really thought of a good idea. Yes, hunger strike! If he doesn't send himself home, then she will go on a hunger strike to show him. Humph!

"Are you really going on a hunger strike?"

"Well, if you don't promise me, I will go on a hunger strike!"

"Okay, wife, then I'll eat it first." Kang Shaonan didn't eat this set at all. He picked up the chopsticks on the table and ate it by himself. When it started, he made a very loud movement.

I thought this trick would be very troublesome, but this guy actually didn't care about her. He ate it all by himself. Yu Xiao's heart burst into flames. She felt that she could not stand it anymore and looked in front of her. 'S small dish smashed at Kang Shaonan. In fact, she is not a bad boy, and she has never beaten people with her hands. Taking a dish to hit someone can only show that she is really intolerable. But the moment she threw it out, she regretted it and was also scared. It was not a pillow, and it was likely to hurt Kang Shaonan if it hit it. But it is useless for her to regret it, because the small dish hit Kang Shaonan's forehead.

With a muffled sound, Kang Shaonan, who was bowing his head for a meal, frowned, and then there was a pain on his forehead, and a stream of heat then ran down from his forehead. He raised his hand and touched it, a bit sticky. You don't need to look at him to know what it is, and silently glanced at Yu Xiao opposite, he moved the corner of his mouth, and got up and entered his bedroom without saying anything.

Yu Xiao didn't expect her shots to be so accurate. Seeing Kang Shaonan's face black like the bottom of a pot, her heart jumped with fear. He must be uncomfortable to hit him like this. She regretted a little bit, no matter how angry he was, she couldn't hurt someone with that kind of thing, but now she not only hit him, but also smashed his forehead. She was nervous and scared sitting in the dining chair, and she was at a loss for a moment.

About five minutes later, Kang Shaonan walked out of the bedroom again with two band-aids on his forehead, which seemed to have been dealt with. He walked to the opposite of Yu Xiao and sat down and looked at her and asked in a flat tone, "Are you going to eat?"

"I eat, I eat!" Yu Xiao nodded quickly, and obediently picked up his chopsticks to eat.

The dinner was very depressed and terrified. Yu Xiao had always been afraid that this man would get angry and picked up the small dish in front of him and smashed it at herself, but the facts proved that her worry was completely unnecessary. After a meal, Kang Shaonan didn't even look at her. But the more he was like this, the more disturbed her heart became.

After dinner, Yu Xiao limped back to the sofa by himself. Kang Shaonan didn't come to take care of her either, just cleaned up the dishes in the kitchen alone. Yu Xiao's heart has been tense and tight, and she feels that this man is definitely not an easy master. But he has been silent like this, more uncomfortable than slapped her. After Kang Shaonan finished packing, he walked to the sofa next to Yu Xiao and sat down. Yu Xiao looked at him with a serious face and swallowed in fear.

"That...Kang Shaonan, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it just now! I was so angry." Yu Xiao glanced at Kang Shaonan timidly and lowered his head, fingers twisted together, his expression timid and uneasy.

Kang Shaonan did not speak, picked up her injured foot and placed it on her thigh, looked around from side to side, looked up at Yu Xiao and asked, "The foot still hurts?"

"Huh?" Yu Xiao's brain was a little slow for a while, isn't this man angry with her? Or does he want to vent his anger with his feet?

"Does the foot hurt?" Kang Shaonan said while holding her foot and turning it slightly, which caused Yu Xiao to shout.

"Kang Shaonan, you bully!" This guy really wanted to avenge his previous revenge. Yu Xiao looked at Kang Shaonan nervously and shouted.

Kang Shaonan glanced at her silently, put her legs down, got up and walked into the bathroom, and soon walked out with a pot of hot water in his hand, pushed the coffee table in front of the sofa, and put the basin in Yu Xiao's. before.

"You, you, what do you want to do?" Yu Xiao looked at him nervously, wondering what this guy was going to do.

Kang Shaonan watched her nervously and finally smiled at the corners of her lips. He took the small bench and sat on the opposite side of her, then gently picked up her feet and put them in the basin, washing her feet and saying, "I'm back. When I asked the doctor, he said that if you think about it quickly, you'd better apply it with hot water."

Listening to Kang Shaonan's words, Yu Xiao's heart instantly softened. She looked at Kang Shaonan's serious movements and expressions, and she was really sorry.

"I was really sorry just now. If you... still feel uncomfortable, you can take a small dish and hit me." Yu Xiao apologized without thinking.

"Okay! Wait until I finish washing your feet!" Kang Shaonan nodded and seriously agreed to Yu Xiao's proposal.

Oops!

Yu Xiao really wanted to give herself a big mouth, uh, why did she have to say such things when she was fine! what! She felt that her intestines were about to turn blue. But this was what I said, and I was embarrassed to take it back again, so I bit my lips and looked at Kang Shaonan uneasy.

"Kang Shaonan, would you really hit me?" Yu Xiao looked at him anxiously and asked.

"Yes." Kang Shaonan didn't look at her, but just responded and continued to wash her feet carefully.

"Hey, why are you so careful?" Yu Xiao glared at him, trying to withdraw his foot, but he held it tightly.

"You made me smash it yourself." Kang Shaonan reminded with his head down.

"Then I take back what I said just now." Yu Xiao said shamelessly.

"No way!"

Yu Xiao looked at him speechlessly, feeling that he had met the most unreasonable man in the world.

Kang Shaonan took her feet out and put them away, took the basin on the ground into the bathroom, walked in front of Yu Xiao after a while, bent over and hugged Yu Xiao into the bed in the bedroom. As soon as he lay in the big bed, Yu Xiao quickly took the pillow over her head, and looked at Kang Shaonangao with her eyes open: "You smash it, I'm ready." After speaking, she covered the pillow directly on her. On the head, it's strict.

Kang Shaonan looked at the little fiancee on the bed and couldn't help but laugh. The little girl really thought he was going to beat her. God knows it's too late for him to hurt her, so how can he bear to do it on her. But he still said with a deep face, "Wait here!"

Yu Xiaoser shrankly waited under the pillow for ten minutes, but did not see Kang Shaonan. She secretly revealed half of her head, wanting to see if Kang Shaonan was there.

"Are you ready?" As soon as he stretched out his head, Kang Shaonan's cold voice came from above, and Yu Xiao slammed back under the pillow. When she thought that Kang Shaonan was a strong soldier, her care and liver halted. Shaking, even the blanket covering his body moved.

Kang Shaonan smiled when he looked at Yu Xiao, walked to the position next to her in a shorts and lay down directly, grabbed her in his arms with a big hand, and hugged her firmly.

"Ah, you, what are you doing?" Yu Xiao was taken aback, thinking that the plate was about to be smashed down, but he didn't expect that his body fell directly into Kang Shaonan's arms and pressed closely to him.

"This is your punishment for the behavior I did tonight!" Kang Shaonan said with confidence, and her failure gave him a reason to approach her.

"What... what punishment?" Yu Xiao felt that she had fallen into a trap set by someone again.

"I want to hold you to sleep tonight!"

Uh! What kind of punishment is this?

"No!" Yu Xiaozhen was not ordinary speechless.

"Then how about I go to the kitchen and hit you with a small dish? But I am very afraid of one thing, because I used to use a small rock to kill a dog directly. In fact, I didn't use much force. The small stone is less than one-tenth of the small dish you hit me. You said if I hit you with the small dish..."

"Forget it, you hold it! But you can't do anything to me." Yu Xiao surrendered directly. She didn't want to risk this kind of life, and this man was very strong, even if she wanted to escape from his embrace. Going out is probably impossible. So now, it's better to surrender directly, anyway, she will leave in a few days, and she will have a piece of meat besides the hug.

"My wife, don't worry, as long as you don't agree, I will never use it against you, hehe, but if you seduce me, it won't be easy to say." Kang Shaonan laughed happily behind her, and Yu Xiao smiled scalp. Tingling.

"Bah! Don't worry, there will never be such a day!" Seducing him? The beauty of thinking!

"Wife, don't speak so absolutely!" Kang Shaonan smiled and blew into her ear.

"Don't talk, sleep!" Yu Xiao let out a long sigh and closed her eyes tightly.

Kang Shaonan lived to be thirty-two years old. It was the first time that she put her arms around a woman to sleep, and she was still the little woman she liked. This feeling made him very excited, she was leaning in her arms, and he could smell the fragrance from her body. This kind of contact couldn't calm him down. After a while, his body reacted obviously...