"Okay, now let's start taking stock of those interesting items in the third backroom!"
"To be honest, this item is far more interesting than the previous two items, because this item is a corpse from the sun and also has healing powers."
(The sun's entity number is Entity C-96 - "Sun", an entity that is the same as the Sun but only the size of a basketball)
"It's Object C-89 - "Sunshine Capsule"!"
Object C-89 - Sunshine Capsules are
currently the most widely used proprietary drug in B.A.G. (Backroom Assistance Squad) and are generally considered to be the most effective item for treating trauma.
Description:
The appearance of sunshine capsule is a yellow transparent capsule, which is currently the most widely prepared and used medical substance by B.A.G.
Sunshine capsules will feel a significant feeling of heat release in the body after being taken by people, and all trauma suffered by the user3 will be healed within 5 minutes.
Source of sunshine capsules:
It is currently known that sunshine capsules are derived from the corpse of the sun, and the source of the body is currently unknown.
"Of course, the above is all information released by B.A.G., and UP owners have had the privilege of consulting the real information about Object C-89 - "Sunshine Capsule", let's take a look at what Object C-89 - "Sunshine Capsule" is in the B.A.G.'s confidential files, right?"
"Object C-89 - "Sunshine Capsule
" welcomes you to the archives of B.A.G., the Lost.
Before you read the file, please identify the permissions.
- Permission confirmed,
you may be curious why permission recognition does not require you to provide any valid identification.
After thinking for a long time, we decided to publish the archives of this failed
item, and the following is the archive of the sunshine capsule: describing
that the sunshine capsule is the most widely used and effective item used by B.A.G. to rescue lost people with minor trauma, and is now abandoned.
After being taken by others, it will feel a significant feeling of heat release in the body, and all the trauma suffered by the user will be healed within 5 minutes, but at the same time, a strong burning sensation will be felt throughout the body during the healing process, and the pain caused by the burning sensation increases with the degree of injury of the user. If
you are a member of our team who are watching this archive, please do not use sunshine capsules on rescued people who are "seriously injured" by your naked eye!
If the use of sunshine capsules is forcibly used for critically ill patients, it may cause shock or even cardiac arrest due to unbearable pain.
Examples of the consequences of forcibly using sunshine capsules on seriously injured rescued persons
Cause: On December 4, 2021, two mercenaries [AS 134] and [AS 226] of B.A.G. illegally used sunshine capsules on rescued persons during a rescue mission to E.P.B.'s researcher [confidential], resulting in [confidential] death due to cardiac arrest after taking them, after which the two were severely punished by the organization.
The following is the recording recorded by the mission recorder carried by [AS 134]
: [Confidential]: Ah! My leg! It seems to have been crushed by a car beast! Help me!
[AS 134]: Wow, it hurts so badly, hurry up, give me the memory juice.
[AS 226]: Why use memory juice, after anesthetizing him, we have to operate on him
, I really didn't bury them, just E.P.B. gang of poor people, so I gave 20 bottles of almond water, and the amount in our hands was not enough for us to drink for two days, give you this, sunshine capsules, I secretly brought them out, fed him to get, saving time and effort.
[AS 134]: That's the same, then I'm sorry brother, you put up with it a little, it will pass quickly, and after finishing your ticket brother, you have to earn more almond water.
[Confidential]: Ah, what is this! Yes!
(After about 3 minutes)
[AS 134]: Huh? Why didn't he move? No, he broke his breath! We're in trouble!
[AS 226]: What? Report it to the above, or we'll be finished!
(End of recording)
[Again, please do not use sunshine capsules for seriously injured rescuers!] The
source of the sun capsules:
We don't really know the true source of the sun's corpses.
He gave us these corpses of the sun.
The dead sun does not blind us, but standing next to it will feel a faint burning sensation, and the small wounds on the body are slowly healing.
Researchers at B.A.G. dissected it and found that the interior of the sun was a yellow, gelatinous substance, about which we do not facilitate to provide.
With the attitude of trying it out, we cut the body into the current sunshine capsule. Sunshine capsules further enhance their healing powers, which makes Sunshine Capsules heavily equipped for our mercenaries.
After this, he often provided us with the corpses of the sun, which were uniformly made into sun capsules.
But over time, we found that the healing process had a burning sensation similar to that caused by a sun attack, which led to the death of a large proportion of those rescued.
We have confiscated and deactivated the Sunshine Capsules assigned to each mercenary, hoping that we will be forgiven by him for killing so many people.
[How can I blame you?] I also have to thank you for bringing me so many delicious dishes] (This sentence comes from the god of life, realize it yourself)
""Well, maybe the topic of sunshine capsules is a little heavy in the back, next, let's take stock of the last interesting items in the video~
" "To be precise, this is both an item and an entity!"
"It's Entity C-93 - "Smart Toilet"!"
"Entity C-93 - "Smart Toilet" Entity Number: C-93
Habitat: Hierarchy Description with Toilet:
Smart Toilet
is a collective term for a class of flush toilet-like entities frequently found in C-level toilets, and although they do not have any vital signs, they are independent enough to be defined as entities.
Smart toilets can get you to the safe level quickly.
Behavior:
Smart toilets only appear in a restroom-like structure in the hierarchy, they cannot move, but they open and close the toilet lid and make a human voice from the barrel position1 to communicate with the homeless.
Smart toilets are very fond of telling lame pun jokes, which usually annoy the wanderers who use it.
The smart toilet will invite the homeless to use it to excrete, and the bathroom door will be closed when the homeless is discharged, and it will only open after the homeless person presses the flush button after going to the toilet, at which point the door will lead to a random safety level in the C-layer group. Biological
characteristics:
Smart toilets generally look the same as ordinary flush toilets, but they usually have two rolls of toilet paper glued to their upper jaw (that is, toilet lid) to represent the eyes.
Trying to attack smart toilets doesn't irritate them, they usually use phrases like "Dude, stop" to dissuade vagrants, or simply remain silent, but smart toilets can't be destroyed, and there's no point in doing so.
The liquid in the tank of the smart toilet bowl is similar in composition to the carpet liquid in Level 0.
Record of discovery:
Smart toilets were first discovered at Level C-44.
Below is a voice transcript of a homeless man encountering a smart toilet bowl at Level C-44.
The recording was saved at the urging of the M.E.G. and added to the archive.
[Voice recording clip]
toilet: Hey! Man!
Wanderer: What? Who's talking?
Toilet: Look here, this room on your left, I'm here.
Wanderers: ... Talking toilet.
Toilet: The contemptible name is Smart Bucket, come and sit down, man!
Wanderer: Ugh.
[Silent]
Wanderer: Uh, do you know what bathtub?
Toilet: what bathtub? You should sit your jade anus up!"
[The toilet plays a canned laugh
] [Silent]
Ranger: Good.
Toilet: Then I'm starting to!
[The toilet plays a canned laugh]
[Useless recording has been clipped]
Toilet: Dude, do you know what the toilet war is called?
Wanderers: ... What the?
Toilet: Squat Toilet Battle!
[The toilet plays a canned laugh]
Toilet: Dude, what are you doing with such a sad face?
[Flushing sound
] [End of recording]
""This is the end of the video of this issue...""
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