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"How is it, is it fun?" Chen Mo asked proudly.

"Fun!" Dai Xiaomei nodded happily.

The face is smiling like a flower!

"Then how about we play something more interesting?"

Chen Mo asked mysteriously.

"Okay! What are you playing?"

Dai Xiaomei asked back carelessly.

That moment just now had completely opened the door to a new world for her.

Now she is full of curiosity about things she has never touched before!

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Chen Mo replied with a smile:

"That must be the most exciting fried cow dung!"

"Ah? What the hell?!"

"Fried...fried cow dung???"

The smile on Dai Xiaomei's face suddenly froze!

She wondered if she had heard wrong? !

Chen Mo nodded with certainty and said:

"That's right, it's cow dung!"

The two children next to me jumped up happily when they heard it.

"Yes yes yes! Fried cow dung! Fried cow dung!"

They all know fried cow dung is the best thing to do!

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The child is jumping happily beside him.

Dai Xiaomei had an ugly expression on her face.

Good guy! Isn't cow dung the poop of cows?

How to play this! ? Dirty!

She asked with some uncertainty:

"Master, did I hear correctly?"

"You mean cow dung, is it Ollie from the cow?"

Dai Xiaomei felt a little chilly in her heart at this time.

If this thing is blown up, wouldn't Ollie be covered in cow dung?

This is so disgusting, right? !

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"Hey! You heard it right, it's fried cow dung!"

"This is a must-play item for our children!"

Chen Mo nodded confidently and said.

It's like fried cow dung, as normal as he can butcher a pig!

The star of Dai Xiaomei still couldn't believe it.

"But... that's from Ollie!"

"How disgusting! That's a cow's papa!"

She said with some embarrassment.

"What? Don't you believe me?"

Chen Mo put away his smile, stared at her seriously and said.

"No, no, no! It's not that I don't believe you." Dai Xiaomei quickly waved her hands.

"Let's be honest, have I ever lied to you since I entered the village?"

Chen Mo raised his eyebrows and asked.

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"Not really." Dai Xiaomei nodded with certainty.

From morning to now, little girl Dai has been in touch all day.

She is very sure that the young master is a child who does not lie!

At least I never lied to myself!

It's just that things are a bit unexpected.

After all, what kind of thing a child would do is racing and killing pigs?

Chen Mo also nodded when he heard the words.

"Yes! So trust me."

"Fried cow dung is the most useless entertainment here!"

"If you haven't played it, you will definitely regret it in the future!"

"When you go back to the city, you can show it off to your girlfriends!"

He started telling lies with his eyes open.

Fudge this woman who has never seen before.

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At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy when they heard his words!

[Good guy! I see it now! This little grandfather is full of bad water! 】

[Chen Bu Mucao! I believe you ghost! Can fried cow dung be fun? ! 】

【Help! Is this really bringing a female anchor to fry cow dung? 】

[The little master wants to fool the old woman, so this is a lie without blinking an eye! 】

[God damn the most popular entertainment item! This has blackmailed everyone in Chenjia Village! 】

【Hahaha! Actually want the old woman to fry cow dung, and say go back and show off? Is it plausible? 】

[Old women don't want it! If so! That is a proper black history! 】

【Killing me! If this really blows up cow dung, I really can't look at the old woman directly! 】

[It's outrageous! A well-behaved child is going to be limped by the young master! 】

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Friends of the water sent bullet screens one after another to persuade the little girl not to be impulsive.

But this guy listened to what Chen Mo said.

Unexpectedly, his expression was very hesitant, and his eyes were filled with struggle.

"Niece! It doesn't matter if you really don't dare to play."

"Look, it's time for dinner... It's time to go home and cook!"

Chen Mo pretended not to care and said.

"No! I...I..." Dai Xiaomei hesitated at this moment.

"I want to play!" she said suddenly and firmly.

Although it is fried cow dung, although it is somewhat unacceptable.

But frying firecrackers is really fun!

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After having the experience of fried dog pot just now.

Dai Xiaomei found that she seemed to be unable to accept the matter of fried cow dung.

Unknowingly, she has been assimilated by these children!

"Okay, then you fry it! Use this big torpedo!"

"Come on! Other children look down on you!"

Chen Mo stuffed the firecracker into the hands of Dai Xiaomei.

He nodded encouragingly to her.

At this time, the big yellow dog watched himself fall to the ground.

It was blown into a dog pot that was almost scrapped.

He also bit down aggrievedly.

"Dog, after I finish frying the cow dung, I'll buy you a new dog bowl."

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the big yellow dog, Dai Xiaomei comforted him gently.

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Then, he firmly held the firecracker in one hand and the incense in the other.

In front of a pile of cow dung encouraged by Chen Mo.

This dark Ollie still looks very fresh.

It was obviously just pulled out by the cows in the village!

And from a distance, Chen Mo also said with a smile: "Go."

"En!" Dai Xiaomei nodded firmly.

Slowly walked to the front of the black ball.

Seeing that the little girl was fooled into actually blowing up Ollie, the audience in the live broadcast room almost collapsed!

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[Chen Bu Mucao! Old woman, you are really brave! 】

[What the hell! Shocked my mom all year! 】

【Ouch~! This is so disgusting! Old woman, you are unclean! 】

[It's over, it's over, this old woman can't have it anymore! 】

[No, I'm about to throw up, I can smell it through the screen! 】

[Pfft~~! Old woman, be careful! Don't accidentally step on it! 】

[I'm damn! If this one misses, it will be drenched in shit! 】

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