Eight-Year-Old Me, Take Leave Of Absence To Return To The Village To Preside Over The Wedding!

At this time, some netizens in the live broadcast room also touched porcelain one after another.

【Good guy, last year we repaired the family tree in our village, and it was also from Chen Guoxiang Qu Nihou's branch!】

【Ouch! Coincidentally, my surname is also Chen! It was a family five hundred years ago!】

【Six six six! Are they all from famous families? Are they all relatives?】

【The young grandpa and the others are the descendants of Chen Ping, the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty. Will there be antiques from the Han Dynasty in the village?】

【US1! It’s really buried in someone’s ancestral grave! How could it be taken out?】

【Chen Bu Mucao! Is this encouraging people to rob tombs? This must be handed over to the state!】

【Are you kidding? Chen Ping’s tomb is in Chang’an! It’s not in Jiangzhou at all!】

【Damn it! Don't you just recognize your ancestors like those rich people?】

【Hahaha! It’s really possible! Fakes are too serious these days!】

[Little Grandfather! To recognize your ancestors, you need to prove it! Take out your genealogy and let it dry!】

【Right! How can a child believe what he says? There must be real evidence!】

At this time, netizens began to question one after another.

After all, there is no way to find out what happened in two thousand years!

The young master's empty talk is indeed a bit false.

Recognizing the ancestors and returning to the clan is not something that can be determined in a few words. .

If you don't come up with some real evidence, who will believe you?

But Chen Mo cannot see the speeches of these netizens.

I'm too lazy to talk about these old sesame seeds and rotten millet with Dai Xiaomei.

At this time, he patted his stomach after eating enough, got up and said:

"Okay, okay, let's reverse it first."

"If you are really interested in the future, I will take you to the ancestral hall to look at the genealogy when I have time."

"The history of this family is too long, I will tell you in detail when I have time."

"I'll go out for a walk, take a shower and sleep!"

"Remember to clean up the dishes after eating.

"I cook and you wash the dishes, isn't it fair?"

After speaking, he turned his head and went out with his hands behind his back.

This walking posture seems to have the temperament of a little rural old man!

After hearing this, the questioning netizens in the live broadcast room were gone.

It's not that they didn't come up with evidence, but they told everyone directly.

What I said before is the truth, and the memorial archways in the back mountain are the evidence!

Anyway, believe it or not, I am too lazy to explain!

this!

This is too much!

At such a young age, is this the only way to tantalize people?

But there is no way these water friends have to admit it.

They were indeed whetted by this little grandpa!

And there is no way for Dai Xiaomei to force others to talk about it.

This is her grandparents.

And now I am living in someone else's house!

This has to do the dishes honestly!

The night passed, when the sun hit the eyes.

The little girl Dai woke up sleepily in her pajamas.

She slept very comfortably this time.

Unexpectedly, the old wooden bed in the countryside is quite comfortable.

When she opened her eyes, she found that enough was enough!

He quickly put on his clothes and walked out the door.

"Chen Bu Mucao! Why didn't you call me up, my lord?!"

"Has this family's wedding banquet already begun?"

She yelled and went out the door.

I saw the little master drying clothes in the yard.

Seeing this guy finally get up, he also said:

"What's the matter? Thinking about eating when you're not working?"

"Don't think too beautiful!"

"Your task today is very difficult!"

"I'll let you sleep more in order to keep your spirits up."

"Come, come, wash your face and refresh yourself, we have to go over and help.

After speaking, she fetched a basin of cold well water.

Dai Xiaomei wiped her face, she instantly became jittery! No drowsiness at all!

Looking up at the patio outside the courtyard, the cloudless sky.

Take a deep breath of fresh rural air, comfortable!

Now the village is still very blue.

Although Daxia is generally seriously polluted now.

But the air in the countryside is many times stronger than that in the city.

"Go, today we must make this wedding banquet beautiful!"

"By the way, help me bring this thing."

"Come help me, I can't handle these alone!"

At this moment, Chen Mo came out with a big iron pot!

"Clang!" The cauldron knocked to the ground.

There was a crisp sound immediately.

Dai Xiaomei was taken aback by the young master's posture.

The iron pan felt icy cold to the touch.

The surface is pitch black, and I don't know what metal it is made of.

There was even a hint of cold air.

She asked in surprise at this time:

"Eh? Grandfather is such a big black pot`

"What is it made of iron? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Chen Mo waved his hands when he heard that.

"Hi! This is passed down from the old man."

"Before I kept it in the kitchen and didn't take it out.

The little girl was stunned when she heard the words!

"Really? This iron pot seems to be still steaming cold."

"It's definitely not cheap!"

Hearing her words, Chen Mo also rolled his eyes.

"That's for sure! It's inherited from the ancestors!"

In fact, it was the prize drawn by the system yesterday.

Even he couldn't tell the origin, so he just casually said it was passed down from his ancestors.

"Anyway, the pot has been boiled, and it can be used immediately."

"This big pot is just right for cooking big dishes in the village."

He said carelessly.

"Ah? Grandfather, what do you mean boil a pot?"

Dai Xiaomei asked curiously.

Chen Mo frowned when he heard this.

"Let me just say, you people are reading for nothing now."

"What are you learning? You don't even know how to open the pot."

Anyway, she is also a female college student, and she doesn't even know what to do.

Of course, he also knows the current university.

Basically nothing useful to learn.

What didn't I learn, but the relationship between men and women.

That's quite developed.

And the corner of Dai Xiaomei's mouth twitched after being slandered by such a sentence!

You, a primary school student, laugh at me, a college student.

Is it a bit outrageous?

Of course, Xiaomei dare not refute the old man who is a little ghost.

After all, this child is his elder.

And Chen Mo also talked eloquently:

"Open the pot, because the pot has been used for a long time."

"There will be some stuttering losses in there."

"There may still be dirt in the pot."

"Opening the pan can give the pan a full cleaning."

"Then another purpose of boiling the pot."

"It is to make the iron pan non-stick.

"No matter what kind of pot it is, if you want to cook a good dish easily with it.

"The first effect it must be able to achieve is that it does not stick to the bottom of the pan when cooking."

Dai Xiaomei also suddenly realized when she heard the words.

At this time, the young master also waved to her and said:

"Come, come! You take the blame and I take the kitchen utensils!"

The little girl was stunned when she heard this!

"What? I take the blame?"

"You want me to carry such a big iron pot?"

"I'm a girl!"

"How could you let me do this?"

And Chen Mo raised his eyebrows when he heard this!

"Then I'm still a child!"

"How can children be blamed?"

The little girl was speechless when she heard the words!

Good guy! This Nima respects the old and loves the young moral kidnapping.

It's a game for him to understand!

Just when Little Sister Dai was slandering her belly endlessly.

A gust of cold wind blows into the yard.

Pour it directly into her clothes!

"Ah-choo~!!!"

Little Sister Dai was blown to the point of trembling.

Just sneezed!

"Good guy! Has the weather changed so much?! Is it so cold in the south?!"

She was only wearing a thin pajamas.

I was caught off guard by the sudden cold wind!

Jean couldn't help tightening his clothes.

Chen Mo also looked up at the sky when he heard the words.

"Maybe I will return to Nan Feng in February."

"It's colder than yesterday."

Hearing his words, Little Sister Dai was also taken aback!

"Ah? What should I do then? I didn't bring thick clothes!"

"I thought I was coming to the south, so I brought all the light coats.

Chen Mo also thought for a while when he heard this.

"This is simple, just change clothes?"

"I'm going to find my grandma's clothes, you can do it!"

"I'll take you to the town to buy it tomorrow."

When Xiaomei heard that it was worn by an old lady, she wanted to refuse.

But I can't stand the biting cold wind blowing in my face!

Still nodded and said: "Okay."

Chen Mo took Dai Xiaomei up to the second floor, choosing from the parents' closet.

I wanted to find a thicker cotton coat for her.

But that Red big flower coat in the closet.

It immediately attracted Chen Mo's attention!

A wicked thought came to his mind.

Take out this big flower dress.

"This is warm and durable, you can wear this if you are afraid of cold!"

Looking at the colorful eyes of this dress.

The little girl shook her head on the spot!

"I don't! This is too ugly!"

"It's easy to fish! The soil is about to drop dregs!"

"Master, do you have any other clothes to wear?"

Chen Mo also smiled when he heard the words.

"What the hell? Everyone in the village wears clothes like this."

"It's not like I didn't see you yesterday.

"My grandma's clothes are only this one, wear it!"

"No one is laughing at you anyway."

Little girl Dai looked at the big flower coat.

He was very hesitant on his face, but he heard from the young master that this was the only one.

She's not picky either.

In fact, she also knows that everyone in the village wears it like this.

But I still think this dress is a bit too fancy.

"This dress is worn by everyone in our village."

"When you wear it, your grandma will praise you for looking good!"

"You can mingle with the folks faster!"

Seeing her hesitant look, Chen Mo also said foolishly.

"Ah? Is it really not soiled?" Dai Xiaomei asked suspiciously.

"Of course, I won't lie to you, you can see it when you go out later!"

Chen Mo nodded resolutely.

Little Sister Dai didn't doubt too much.

He took the clothes and walked into the room to change.

After a while, little girl Dai came out in a big flowered jacket.

Well, the colorful rural big flower coat is on her body.

There is no feeling of bloat at all, but a very suitable one!

Sure enough, this product has an inherent smell!

Chen Mo looked very calm on the surface, but he was actually holding back his laughter.

And Dai Xiaomei just turned on the live broadcast on her mobile phone.

All the netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy!

【Hahaha! Old woman, are you laughing to death in the morning?】

【Good guy! How did you come up with the idea of ​​wearing a big flowered jacket for live streaming?】

[Help, I couldn't imagine this guy wearing a big flowered jacket before!

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【I'm dying of laughter! Then this is really a village girl in the village!】

The water friends see this guy wearing a big flower jacket.

The temperament of a fashionable female college student is gone.

On the contrary, there is an unpretentious rural femininity!

The corner of Dai Xiaomei's mouth twitched as she watched the barrage in the live broadcast room.

When I look in the mirror, I always feel a little awkward!

"Master, is this really what everyone in the village wears?"

"Of course, you're dressed appropriately!"

"Put this hat on and it's perfect!"

Chen Mo put a certain wool print hat on the head of the little girl.

This hat is the style that old country women wear.

Looking at it this way, this product looks more like a village girl!

Now the netizens in the live broadcast room are laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt!

【Chen Bu Mucao! How can someone dress this suit so well?!】

[Sure enough! The extreme soil is tide! The soil is so fast that my grandfather agrees!]

【To tell the truth! It perfectly covers up the shortcomings of A, and even has an unpretentious feeling!】

【US1! This outfit looks very virtuous at first glance!】

【I'm dying of laughter! This is probably the first time that an old woman has been called virtuous, right?】

The audience in the live broadcast room was actually amazed again.

This guy looks amazing in this outfit!

At this time, Chen Mo also said while holding the set of kitchen utensils:

"."All right, all right! Let's go now. "

"No matter how late, the new brides will come over!"

Dai Xiaomei picked up the big iron pot with resentment on her face.

"Hey! Grandpa, please help me!"

"I can't bear it! This pot is so heavy!"

Chen Mo's little girl with an iron pot on her back is like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Of course, he won't laugh on the surface.

After all, in the end, it was this guy who carried everything alone.

"Hey! You have to exercise hard now."

"Otherwise, I won't be able to get married in the future, and I won't even be able to work."

The scene of carrying a set of knives is neither red nor out of breath.

There is still time to persuade and educate the little girl.

The little girl was also speechless for a while, how could a child come to scold him and her?

"Understood, grandpa, am I still young!"

Hearing her justification, Chen Mo also smiled.

"Oh, you are already twenty, your grandma is worried!"

Now the viewers in the live broadcast room were laughing one by one when they heard it!

【Hahaha! The old woman was forced to marry by a child!】

【To be honest, people are gods!】

【That's right! The stupid grandma has to call Grandpa. 】

【Laughing to death, a female college student is unable to get married by a child!】

[Nimma is outrageous! Why do you feel so awkward! 】

At this time, the water friends laughed one after another.

Chen Mo also knew that this guy was a little unhappy.

He also smiled and said:

"Haha, I won't make fun of you anymore, you will be lucky later!"

"Today is an eighteen-course banquet."

The little girl's face changed when she heard the words!

Her eyes lit up and she said:

(Good Zhao) "Chen Bu Mucao! Don't say anything else, your braised pork yesterday was really delicious!"

"It tastes better than the restaurants in the city!"

The grandparent and grandson walked to Chen Dabao's house while chatting.

The road is not far away, and soon we will reach the gate of the ancestral hall in the village.

Compared to the dozen or so folks yesterday.

It's even more lively here today!

Many strong young men are setting up the stage.

I am going to wait for someone to pick up my new wife, and I will hold a wedding here when I come back.

"Hahaha, grandpa is here!"

"Come, come, come and eat melon seeds!

"I'll be busy later, don't worry."

"Eh? Isn't this the niece of Xiujuan's big sister's family?"

"So you're wearing this? I almost didn't recognize it.

It was the eighth old lady in the village who spoke.

It belongs to the old matchmaker in the village, according to the people in the city.

She is the general director of the wedding today!

From introducing someone on a blind date to getting married and holding a wedding.

Basically everything is inseparable from her old matchmaker.

And the little girl who heard her words suddenly looked a little embarrassed.

This old grandma is really the one who can't open the pot!

And Chen Mo asked at this time:

"Bagu, when will the bride come? What time will the banquet start?"

All wedding matters are under the control of this old matchmaker, so it is natural to ask her.

"It should be half past ten."

"Half an hour is enough to preside over the wedding ceremony, and it will start at one o'clock on time!"

"At that time, you can give a speech on the stage."

"Drink a cup of tea for the new couple!"

The old woman said confidently, in the wedding business.

She is the absolute authority, and these ten miles and eight villages are all well-known.

Over the years, she has organized no less than a hundred weddings, which is very rich.

And this job is not easy to do, you need to have enough field control ability.

It is also necessary to ensure that there is no cold field, and the reaction speed must be fast.

No matter what goes wrong, you can save the field.

Anyway, it's not much different than those masters of ceremonies in the city!

Chen Mo waved his hand and said:

"Okay, then I'll go to the kitchen and talk to Da Zui first."

"Pack up the materials first, and make sure to open the seats on time!".