Eight-Year-Old Me, Take Leave Of Absence To Return To The Village To Preside Over The Wedding!

As he spoke, Chen Gangsheng pulled Sister Zhou up and began to gesture with his hands.

"Come on, let me tell you! What does it mean to hit a snake and hit seven inches?"

"Then you have to watch it carefully, and remember to measure it when using it."

"First, eyebrows and eyes.

"The brow refers to the arch of the eyebrow. When it is hit hard, it will cause damage to the supraorbital blood vessels and nerves."

Both eyes lose judgment and vision when struck.

He pointed to sister Zhou's eyebrows and said.

"Good guy! So ruthless?"

Sister Zhou said with a look of surprise.

"Of course! You must not be soft-hearted when dealing with bad guys! Use strong medicine!"

"Second, it's on the lips!"

As she spoke, she pointed at Sister Zhou's face again.

"Oh! I know that."

"It's the Renzhong acupoint under the nose and above the lips, right?"

Chen Gangsheng also smiled and said:

"That's right, hitting the gangster will cause neurological damage.

"Hitting hard can also damage the teeth!"

Sister Zhou was also surprised when she heard that and asked:

"Is this the so-called broken tooth and swallowed in the stomach?"

Chen Gangsheng nodded and said:

"Yes, yes, yes! So you also have to protect your life gate.

"The third one is through the eyes and ears."

Hearing this, Sister Zhou is also a little scalp numb!

"Why are they all heads? It sounds fierce!"

Chen Gangsheng also smiled and said:

"That's why it works!"

"Piercing the ear door refers to the cheek and jaw."

"Practice makes perfect with this trick, and the gangster dislocated his jaw without pain or itching!"

"Fourth, is the bone seam on the back."

"It's the inner and outer edges of the shoulder blades, hitting here can disable the movement of the opponent's upper limbs.

"Fifth, help the lungs of Bing."

"Refers to the lower target of the pectoralis major muscle and the liver, spleen and other organs in the ribs."

"After the blow, the chest muscles can be damaged and it is difficult to breathe, and it can affect the movement of the upper limbs.

"Sixth, map resistance bone."

"It refers to the "987" pubic symphysis, which can cause great pain after being hit, but does not hurt the internal organs!"

Under Chen Gangsheng's precepts and deeds.

Sister Zhou also felt that something was wrong.

But the big brother didn't care.

He continued: "The seventh is the crane's knee and the tiger's bone."

"It's the knee joint part, it can dislocate the knee joint after a heavy blow!"

"Cause movement disorders, and in severe cases can cause permanent disabilities."

"The eighth is the bone-breaking daughter, which is the tibia of the calf!"

"After hitting, the opponent's tibia can be cracked or fractured!"

"Deprives the calf of mobility and support!"

Hearing this, sister Zhou also quickly hid.

Then he said with some embarrassment:

"Forget it, brother! I don't think I should learn anymore!"

"I feel that you are not teaching me to be presumptuous, but teaching me to commit crimes!"

Sister Zhou is very sensitive as a girl.

Although she didn't say it on the surface.

But in essence, you can still feel it.

This Chen Gangsheng just stretched out his hand.

It's a bit like trying to take advantage of her!

So she dodged subconsciously.

But Chen Gangsheng said without changing his face when he saw it:

"As long as you have a sense of proportion, it will not be illegal!"

"I used to learn Baimeiquan, and there was a set of formulas.

"One frown and two eyes, not the sun is the head.

"Two hits on the lips hit the person, don't hit the throat."

"Three strikes penetrate the cheek and ear door, not the center and two walls.

"Four hits on the back bones, no Tai Chi on the two ribs.

"Five hits the ribs and lungs, don't hit the bottom of the sea to tease the yin.

"Six hits to lift the yin and high bones, do not hit the two kidneys and the heart."

"Seven strikes on the knees of cranes and tiger bones, but not on the tailbone will benefit the wind.

"Eight broken bone daughters, don't blow two ears."

"As the old saying goes, the first thing to do is to defeat the enemy when you meet the enemy, so don't hurt his life.

"Take advantage of his illness to kill him, cut the weeds without removing the roots, and the spring breeze will give birth again!"

His words directly attracted the attention of the people present.

He lightly covered up his hidden mopping behavior just now.

And at this time, the audience in the live broadcast room is also shouting for approval!

【Chen Bu Mucao! Big brother moves so fast, suddenly he punches and the frame drops!】

【Good guy! The expression of gritted teeth looks a bit vicious!】

【Laughing to death! Kung fu is a killing technique, how can there be a wolf country talking about it?】

【White Eyebrow Fist is just like this, because you have to grit your teeth, so it looks very ferocious!】

【Six six six! The sound of the move is very strong! If I really want to take this move, I have to wait for a long time!】

【Tsk tsk tsk! Shot like an arrow and returned like a line! It looks like it's all dirty tricks!】

[US1! The real traditional martial arts must be able to fight! It’s not just fancy punches and embroidered legs]

【Brother was very fierce when he was young! Looking at his muscles is the best proof!】

【Hahaha! Do you really think that making kung fu comedies is lack of strength?】

[One punch and one little fresh meat! Light explosive power and resistance ability are not comparable to Common people!]

Water friends are posting barrage on the public screen at this time!

They were all attracted by Chen Gangsheng's set of impromptu moves!

At this time, Chen Gangsheng finished punching a set of punches, and he slowly said:

"Young girls like you."

"We must firmly establish a sense of defense.

"These eight hits not only refer to the important targets of fighting and self-defense."

"It's also the target of those gangsters' key attacks."

"Usually when encountering any illegal infringement!"

"Don't try not to attack the "eight don'ts","

"Otherwise you will bear serious criminal responsibility."

"Of course, when your opponent attacks your vitals, you can of course fight back.

"After all, taking the initiative is the best defense."

Chen Gangsheng seemed to be thinking about continuing to speak.

But the little girl next to her also quickly changed the subject.

And asked again:

"Brother Gang Sheng, what kind of martial arts can this lion dance see?

In fact, what Chen Gangsheng just said is a bit too much.

Because for these girls.

There is no need for so many skills at all.

And even on the surface, everyone can see it.

Nor will it be said with much fanfare.

After all, Chen Gangsheng has been in the arts for many years and loves to take money.

It's no longer a secret.

For many years, this actor has also been rumored constantly.

There are almost a dozen lovers with names and surnames!

Judging from the gossip news this elder brother has accumulated over the years,

The number of insiders is not yet known.

It is estimated that it can no longer be counted by a dozen!

But that's okay.

I just made a mistake that men all over the world make.

But the village chief who has been silent next to him.

He also frowned!

Didn't expect you, old boy, to be such a person?!

Anyway, he is also a public figure of a certain age.

This effect is a bit bad!

If it is a Common character, this kind of thing is just an afterthought.

After all, we are all men.

Chen Gangsheng was in front of so many folks.

This will have a very bad impact.

But in the eyes of Chen Shoucheng who was watching.

Chen Gangsheng's tacit operation.

It also plummeted in price in his heart.

You are such a powerful public figure.

What he said and what he said caught the attention of the media and the public!

And these two girls are live broadcasting!

Chen Shoucheng was also a bit blindsided just now!

Hearing this, Su Yun didn't feel very helpless, or made an expression that you don't understand.

At this time, Chen Mo also took up the conversation.

"Well, as we all know, lion dance is a relatively representative traditional culture in our country."

Without thinking too much, Chen Wei explained.

He also wanted to get rid of this awkward atmosphere.

"People who have never been in contact with it will think that martial arts are martial arts."

"Lion dance is a sideshow, but it's actually in the south.

"The relationship between lion dance and martial arts is very close."

"Dragon and lion dance performances."

"It all takes good physical strength."

"That lion's head usually weighs more than forty catties."

"And during this performance, you still need to move around."

As he spoke, he pointed to the resting Chen family lion dance team over there.

"Look at the difficult movements made by those juniors just now."

"Those who have learned martial arts can play well."

"Of course, they are not people who practice martial arts just for the sake of dancing.

"It was after practicing martial arts that they started to dance lions."

"In the past, lion dancing was indeed a kind of acrobatics.

"However, Wumeng's performance became more and more complicated later on.

"It is inevitable to practice martial arts to keep fit."

"So after so many years of circulating."

"In many places in the south, it has basically been formed now.

"People who practice martial arts generally have the tradition of lion dance."

"For example, have you seen the previous kung fu movies?"

"Have you watched Huang Feihong? In fact, the movie is also based on reality.

"During the Qing Dynasty, the practice of martial arts prevailed in the south."

"And there is indeed a Lion King competition."

"However, the difference from movies is that these are all held spontaneously by the people.

Hearing this, the two little sisters nodded repeatedly.

Really knowledgeable today!

And on Sister Zhou's side, it's also because of the young master's profound knowledge.

And a little surprised!

Unexpectedly, this little grandfather is so young.

There is so much traditional culture in Xia.

And before sister Zhou was surprised.

So the little grandfather also opened his mouth to explain again:

"However, our dancer team."

"And a dedicated lion dance troupe elsewhere."

"Although it looks similar, there are still some differences."

"Although there will be lion dance performances, the purpose is still different in essence.

"Other lion dance performances are right, to make money through performances."

"It's usually a commercial performance, that is, if you have money, you can invite it.

"But the lion dance in our village is different."

"It's usually performed during festivals in the village."

"But generally don't accept that kind of commercial performance."

"Because of the purpose of forming a lion dance team in the village."

"It's still about keeping young people fit and healthy."

"So you see those are all young people."

"They are generally students who are studying and use their spare time.

"Taught by the old master in the village."

Sister Zhou's eyes lit up when she heard this!

"Good guy! You mean, little master."

"The lion dancers over there are all younger brothers from junior high school?"

Hearing this guy's sudden question.

Chen Mo was also taken aback!

"Ah yes, they are all high school students on vacation."

"Anyway, they started teaching in their teens."

"If you want to learn, you can teach, and you can practice until you can dance in the lion dance village."

Pay back the money.

"The main thing is to let this student exercise more in his spare time."

"Don't become nerds who don't know what's going on outside the window."

But where did Sister Zhou notice the following words!

When I heard that they were all high school students, my little eyes lit up all of a sudden!

Not only her, but the little girl next to her is also excited at this time!

And the netizens in the live broadcast room obviously saw through the thoughts of these two guys.

【It’s broken! Miss Zhou is not a high school student in the gluttonous village, is she?】

【Brothers, brothers! Don’t piss in the basics!】

【Good guy! Isn't it too outrageous? Sister Zhou doesn't even let such a small one go?】

【Yes, it's too shameful, let him go, come to me if something happens!】

Just when the water friends were discussing on the barrage.

The little girl was also curious and asked:

"Master, then these lion dance teams are all high school students?"

"Aren't they all unmarried young adults?"

"Hey...does the lion dance team recruit girls?"

The first two sentences are quite normal,

But the last sentence and sentence are simply too far-fetched!

Just ask Chen Mo directly!

The live broadcast room is also fried at this time!

【Good guy! Old woman, you with thick eyebrows and big eyes actually want to eat young grass?】

【Chen Bu Mucao! It has to be you! It really is a pure LSP, that’s right!】

【Laugh! It’s not a day or two since this old woman has become a nympho when she sees a handsome guy!】

[Yes, yes, yes! Calm down! Everyone has practiced martial arts, and it is estimated that the average person has eight-pack abs. 】

【Damn it! She's young and in good health, she's an Aunt killer!】

【Tsk tsk tsk! Old women can be regarded as older leftover women who are often urged to marry!】

【Hahaha! Sister Zhou is the same! So asking this kind of question is really normal!】

At this time, the water friends also laughed one after another!

Now the fans in the live broadcast rooms on both sides have begun to merge.

Seeing this cynicism from netizens in the live broadcast room, little girl Dai,

Blush into a big apple directly!

At this moment, she was in a state of desperation, and just wanted to have a theory with her water friends,

I only heard the young master shook his head and said:

"You may have misunderstood something, how could the dance team recruit women?"

"Although both men and women can practice martial arts, there are differences between men and women."

"So it's different when it comes to martial arts."

"Girls in the village practice differently."

"Are you interested? I'll take you to have a look!"

Dai Xiaomei was immediately disappointed when she heard this.

Then she followed Sister Zhou and quickly shook her head to decline.

Forget about a handsome guy with less than eight pack abs.

They don't really want to learn martial arts.

"Actually, apart from performing now."

"At other times, the lion dance team will also participate in the lion dance competitions of other village chiefs."

"This kind of lion dance meeting is equivalent to competing with each other.

"Under normal circumstances in this kind of competition, those lion dance teams who receive commercial performances."

"I won't participate, and I won't let them participate."

"So our village's 5.1 lion dance team."

"Generally speaking, the goal is to keep fit."

And at this time, Chen Mo had something to say.

Little sister Dai and sister Zhou didn't listen at all.

Both of them couldn't wait to get closer to see clearly.

He said euphemistically that he wanted to feel how hard the lion dance was.

In fact, the audience in the live broadcast room all know it well.

One by one, the barrage is already displayed on the public screen.

Calling these two products is simply the crouching dragon and phoenix in the LSP world!

At this time, in the live broadcast room of Xiaomei,

Those few female fans jumped out too!

[Stay dumb! Hurry up and live broadcast the little handsome guy, I'll show you rockets! 】

[Then what, let me ask a friend of mine if I can get a contact information. 】

【Ah, yes, yes! What is the phone number of the Chenjia Village Lion Dance Team!】

【I mean, is it possible that this friend is yourself?】

Looking at the group of sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room,

The little girl is completely speechless!

She never imagined that she just said these few words,

It's fine to blow up a wave of complaints from water friends.

How to connect these usually these.

The female water friends who are not very effervescent at all are blown out?!

【Good guy! So old women have so many female fans?】

【Tsk tsk tsk! The horror is not only from the old woman's side but also from sister Zhou! 】

【Warning! The Internet is not illegal!】

Many male water friends condemned on the barrage.

Said that he did not understand this group of sand sculpture female fans.

Unethical behavior on the Internet!

【Chen Bu Mucao! I want you to take care of it! It hurts to be idle and have nothing to do, right?】

【Hahaha! That male high school student, I am so good!】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

【Good guy! College life is good! High school life is even better!】

【Let’s just say, give old women a chance for leftover women who have been conscripted!】.