Elf: I reincarnated as a Ditto

Darkness, colorful darkness.

When Su Qian woke up from his deep sleep, his consciousness gradually came to his senses, and he opened his eyes dimly, seeing such magnificent and psychedelic colors in his field of vision.

In recent memory, Su Qian still remembers hatching eggs in "Pokémon: Sword" while walking home after get off work late at night.

The final image was vaguely of a crosswalk that suddenly became brighter.

"Traffic accident?" Su Qian was a little surprised because he didn't feel any pain all over his body.

Among the confusing colors in front of him, a light blue translucent information box was always in the center of Su Qian's field of vision - [Incubating], and there was a [-] symbol in the upper right corner.

'What does hatching mean?'

Su Qian concentrated his attention, and the [-] sign was pressed by his consciousness, and the information box shrank into a small [+] sign.

Then, Su Qian tried to turn over, but ended up spinning around in circles, with the same scene in front of him.

It seems like I'm being restrained

'Where is this? What the hell is this place? A hospital?'

From the tactile feedback all over his body, Su Qian found that he seemed to be enclosed in a sealed container, and there was a sticky feeling on his body, like the bubble bath he had experienced in Japan.

'It feels so uncomfortable, I want to go out.'

Su Qian tried to make a fist, but he lost feeling in his hands and legs.

However, every part of the body, even every cell, is completely under control and can even be flexibly formed into any shape.

'In that case, use my drill to break through the sky!'

Part of the tissue gathered together to form a small drill bit, retreated a little distance, and then struck hard on the barrier that trapped it.

Bang! Su Qian felt a slight pain, and the drill bit collapsed, but the point where the drill bit attacked revealed a faint white light.

'So this barrier is so fragile?' Su Qian was filled with joy, 'Come again! Focus more and reach the top!'

This time, the body tissue formed a small samurai sword and stabbed hard at the breakthrough point.

With a clicking sound, larger cracks appeared on the barrier.

"Dad, there's a crack in the egg and it's about to hatch!"

A slightly childish male voice with a duck-like voice came through the gap. It was obviously not Chinese, but Su Qian inexplicably understood the meaning of the other person's language.

'A different world? Am I in an egg? Do people here lay eggs?' Su Qian was stunned, 'Forget it, no matter what, let's talk about it when we get out.'

A part of the body transformed into a hammer.

Pong!

‘80!’

Pong!

‘80!’…

Snap. The cracks spread like a spider web, and several eggshells fell out from the inside.

A large piece of white light penetrated through the gap. Su Qian adjusted his posture and looked out, and saw a young man about fifteen or sixteen years old staring at him with excitement.

He has black hair and black eyes, a fresh and handsome face that is still childlike, standard sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and his skin is slightly bronzed, showing the vigor of a young man.

Su Qian breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he would encounter some strange alien creatures.

There were footsteps behind him, and the boy turned around and greeted his father who was walking over: "It's out."

"I got it, get out of my way, you brat," the father said, holding a wooden basin and carefully balancing it.

After resting for a while, Su Qian gathered enough strength, took a deep breath, and slammed into the eggshell.

With a bang, he half pushed away, half squeezed out, and his whole body rolled out of the sealed eggshell.

In an instant, the world became brighter.

[Incubation completed, system loading]

Thick wooden beams arched into the roof, and wooden stubble stood upside down on the wooden boards on the four walls. The sunlight passed through the glass windows and gently fell on the thatch on the ground.

Directly in front of the field of vision, the squatting young man moved to the side and gave way, and was replaced by a tall and clear middle-aged man. He was about forty years old, with sparse eyebrows, a high nose, and a short-sleeved white cloth coat.

Below are sharp-edged muscles.

The wooden basin was placed on the ground, and a milky white unknown liquid sloshed out of it and splashed on the thatch.

"Oh, this Variety Monster is very energetic, he just came out by himself." The middle-aged man praised with a smile.

'What a Variety Monster? I am a Variety Monster?'

With the help of bright light, he saw his lavender, soft and elastic body, as if it were a large jelly.

"Fuck!"

The rude words that came out of his mouth turned into a "Mang Mang" sound on his lips.

Su Qian was completely stunned.

"Dad, is he hungry?"

"Well, newly born elves can only eat liquid food," the middle-aged man picked up the petrified Su Qian and put him in a wooden basin while teaching him patiently, "The Variety Monster is particularly convenient, as long as it is soaked in milk

Just stay here..."

The sound of teaching conversations between father and son seemed to be in the distant sky, vague and indistinct.

Most of his body was soaked in milk. Su Qian half passively and half actively absorbed the milk in the basin bit by bit, gradually feeling full.

Later, Su Qian, who was stunned, was wiped clean and a red and white elf ball was put into it.

'Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?'

Su Qian in the elf ball seemed to be in a warm kotatsu table, drifting into a drowsy sleep while thinking wildly.

…

A week later, Su Qian was lying on a low wooden box, lazily basking in the sun, watching a group of sparrows flying noisily in the sky.

'It turns out that the Pokémon world isn't full of elves, there are quite a few ordinary animals too.'

This was the first time that he moved away from the cabin where he was born. Outside the door was an empty dirt field, and next to the cabin was a brick and stone house. In the distance was a large lawn and a faint fence.

After seven days of psychological struggle, Su Qian has accepted the fact that he was reincarnated into a monster, and also figured out the names of the family of three who raised him, namely his father Xu Chengping, his son Xu Hua, and his mother Liu Ming.

The father and son took better care of themselves. The mother seemed to be in poor health and did not like to go out. She only came once. She was a gentle and beautiful wife. The three members of the family were all very good-looking.

Su Qian looked away from the sky and turned his attention to the [+] symbol in the corner of his field of vision. He clicked to open it and an information box popped up in Su Qian's field of vision.

[Name: Su Qian

Race: Variety monster

Features: System

Attribute: General system

Level: LV1 (experience value 0/8)

Race value:

ＨＰ:48

Attack:48

Defense:48

Special Attack:48

Special Defense:48

Speed:48

Possessions: Empty

Transformation illustrated book: empty

Possess skill: Transformation (lv1).】

In the system that comes with the time travel, only your own status is displayed, there are no tasks released, and there is no mall where you can purchase.

After studying in the cabin for a long time, Su Qian didn't figure out how to use his golden finger. Looking at it horizontally and vertically, he was a weakling in the extreme, a versatile monster with no evolutionary potential.

Forget it, it doesn't matter, just lie down.

Get rid of the heavy work and completely live a life of eating and sleeping every day. During the day, you can roam freely within a certain range, and at night, you are taken back to the Poké Ball to sleep.

There is nothing to do, nothing to think about, even taking a shower will be helped by someone every three days.

Su Qian thinks this is good.

Who said that if you travel through the Pokémon world, you have to work towards the league championship?

Why do we have to continue to involute with countless geniuses after traveling through time?

Lie flat, doesn't it smell good?

"One two one! One two one!"

Xu Chengping and his son, wearing T-shirts and shorts, shouted loud slogans and jogged along the dirt road between the grass.

Su Qian retracted the status panel, rolled his body, and his two small black pearl-like eyes left the sky and looked behind them.

Bulbasaur, walking grass, trumpet sprouts...a lot of grass elves ran behind them, forming a chaotic green turbulence.

Su Qian was keenly aware that all these elves were non-evolved, 'There are so many elves, and all of them are grass-type? Is this family running a grass-type elf breeding house?'

The queue ran into the small playground at the door. Xu Chengping walked slowly on the ground and shouted: "Rest!"

The grass-type elves who were already exhausted from running stopped one after another and lay in a mess on the playground.

Su Qian, who chose to lie down, sneered at the elves who were still participating in the involution and made a mocking sound of "Mang Mang".

Xu Hua, who was standing next to his father, noticed the Variety Monster. He glanced back and asked, "Dad, doesn't the Variety Monster need to participate in training?"

"No need," Xu Chengping wiped his sweat and glanced sharply at the elves in the field one by one to check their status, "Diarantee doesn't plan to sell to the alliance, so there is no need to train. And elves like Dirk, it's very difficult to

It is difficult to have strong combat power, and few trainers will cultivate it."

Su Qian, who is familiar with Pokémon games, is convinced of this. Even if it is a variety monster with the characteristics of a shapeshifter, its weak HP racial value and the characteristic of attacking later are destined to have poor combat effectiveness.

What's more, in this real world, if the various monsters want to become stronger, it will only be more troublesome.

Su Qian secretly rejoiced in his heart, 'I didn't expect that poor combat ability would bring such benefits. Fortunately, I didn't reincarnate into Bulbasaur's elf egg.'

"Oh oh oh," Xu Hua nodded repeatedly.

Xu Chengping continued: "I bought the Variety Monster just for the convenience of breeding. After raising it for more than a year, the Variety Monster will be able to enter the estrus period."

Su Qian on the side was dumbfounded. What is it for? What period?

"I see," Xu Hua asked, seemingly understanding, "Dad, do you want to mate with your strange power first? I want an arm, and you promise to teach me how to breed fighting elf."

"OK……"

Only then did Su Qian notice that following the group of grass-type elves at the end was an elf with four arms, blue-grey skin, and tangled muscles all over his body - Wei Li, with three tile-like protrusions on his head.

Pin a little flower.

'Damn it, mother monster power!'

As a former gamer, Su Qian finally recalled the nickname of Variety Monster in the hands of trainers and breeders - Universal Breeding Machine.

'I really can't stay in this damn place for a moment.'