Elf: I reincarnated as a Ditto

After Saturday's challenge in the ring, the strength of Variety Monster was recognized by Xu Chengping and Xu Hua.

According to Xu Hua's idea, he planned to try whether he could teach the Variety Monster to defend his skills, so after the two of them finished busy with the nursery in the morning, they went to a nearby town again to purchase relevant learning materials.

Following the doctor's orders, Su Qian could neither participate in the battle nor train today. After breakfast, he lay on the table in the living room doing nothing, staring at the white ceiling in a daze.

The medicine prescribed by the doctor that he drank after the meal was very bitter, and now Su Qian still occasionally has a bitter taste in his mouth. But the effect is indeed good. At least Su Qian can continue to play on the court without any problem.

"boring--!"

Su Qian rolled around twice on the empty table, turned sideways, and saw Xiaolu sitting by the window - an unknown creature suspected of being La Lulas.

Today, Xiaolu is wearing a small white dress with lace trim. She is dressed up like an exquisite doll. You don’t need to guess to know that this is Liu Ming’s handiwork. It’s a pity that her hair completely covers her face and then has some traces of it.

The scent of a female ghost.

Salad - The pages of the book were turned over gently. Xiaolu sat on the small chair next to her and read quietly, quietly and leisurely. The book still open on her lap was the fourth volume of the "Senior Trainer's Guide to Developing Super Power Elf Precognition Ability".

Version".

"Hey, you guy," Su Qian shouted provocatively, "are you monitoring me to prevent me from escaping?"

"Yeah," he agreed readily.

"Tch," Su Qian snorted, "I'm bored, find something for me to do."

Xiaolu calmly gave advice: "Sleep."

"..."

It’s hard to say anything else. After traveling through time and becoming a wild monster, Su Qian’s sleep was first-rate and sufficient. However, the long-term lack of sleep during the social animal period resulted in non-sleep time, making it impossible for him to sleep.

"Can't sleep."

"come on."

Perfunctory and without sincerity.

Su Qian transformed into a giant butterfly, flew over Lalu Lasi's head, and stuck it against the window to block the sunlight entering the room.

"What are you doing?" There was a trace of anger hidden in Xiaolu's tone.

Su Qian was not afraid of it and replied tiredly: "I'm bored."

Having no choice but to put down the book, Xiaolu stared at the huge 'Bada Die' for a few seconds with a look like 'this guy is so annoying', then finally stood up and disappeared in an instant.

Not long after, Xiaolu reappeared, holding a ball with alternating black and white blocks in her hand, "Here, let's go play."

"How to play?" Su Qian jumped down from the window and transformed into a variety of monsters.

"You can play whatever you want," Xiaolu said as if coaxing the baby, "go and play."

Su Qian took the ball and rolled it around on the floor. He felt like he was a thin film, directly imprinted with football stripes.

"Phew," Xiao Lu breathed a sigh of relief and continued to sit down and read a book. The Variety Monster was really annoying, so she might as well leave it in the wild and ignore it.

Su Qian rolled around the room in a big circle. Su Qian tried to spread himself thin and elongate, and then completely wrapped the entire ball inside, turning himself into an unknown purple ball-shaped creature.

"Hey, I'm awesome, right!?"

Go and show off in front of Xiaolu.

Xiaolu didn't even raise her head, "Awesome."

Encouraged, Su Qian transformed into Vulpix again and tried to stand on the ball. After several attempts, the elf's super movement and balance abilities soon enabled him to control the ball and run around on it.

"Fuck! I'm so awesome!"

Su Qian stepped on the ball and maneuvered quickly, circling around Xiaolu, his six big tails wagging non-stop, causing the area around Xiaolu to flicker.

Xiaolu's eyelids jumped and she said bitterly: "Change to a smaller form, don't have so many tails. That meow form is pretty good."

"oh."

Su Qian jumped off the ball neatly and turned into a meow when he landed.

Snapped.

He kicked the ball with his right foot. Su Qian chased after him, fixed the ball with his left foot, and picked it up easily with his right foot.

When the ball fell, he followed it with his left foot and bumped the ball again with the instep of his foot.

Both feet alternated constantly, and the ball rose and fell in front of Su Qian, never falling to the ground.

Meow Meow Characteristics - Technical master.

'It turns out that the characteristics have such an effect. We should give one to everyone in the national football team!'

Su Qian proudly showed off: "Hey, Xiaolu, can you do it?"

Bang bang bang, the ball collided continuously, it was so noisy.

Xiaolu had already begun to regret giving the ball to Variety Monster. With a wave of her right hand, the kicked football floated in the air and stopped, "What do you think?"

There was uncontrollable anger in his voice.

"Relying on skills to play football is not the same thing as having super powers such as telekinesis. You are so boring," Su Qian shrugged, feeling that Xiaolu was really a boring elf.

"...!"

"Ara, your relationship is very good."

Liu Ming walked into the living room carrying two portions of fried rice and greeted her with a smile.

Bang~~The loose ball bounced back to the ground, and neither of the two elves had the intention to pick it up and play with it.

Xiaolu put the book aside, ran over to take her portion of fried rice, and looked up at Liu Ming, as if she was complaining to her about Baibianguai's bad behavior.

"No," Liu Ming smiled and shook her head, "You can't put the Variety Monster back into the Poké Ball. It can stay outside if it wants to during the day."

Great!

Su Qian glared at Xiaolu fiercely. This guy actually wanted to put himself back into the elf ball. He was really not a good elf.

Liu Ming walked up to Su Qian, squatted down and placed the fried rice in front of it, "Baibianwei, do you think this is the case?"

Su Qian nodded firmly without hesitation.

"Bai Bian Wei," Liu Ming pushed her hair to one side and looked at Su Qian with a smile, "You actually understand what I say, right?"

Behind her, Xiaolu had quietly put the fried rice aside, her body flashed with a light light of meditation, and she was ready for battle.

Su Qian looked at Liu Ming and then at Lalu Lasi in a fighting posture, wondering if the two of them were just negotiating to deal with him.

"It doesn't matter if you understand, it's better to say you understand," Liu Ming said to herself with a smile on her face, taking out a piece of paper from her pocket and unfolding it in front of Su Qian, "I think

Ask, can you transform into this elf?"

On a piece of white paper about the size of A4, there is a hand-drawn elf with a pen. It is small in appearance, about the size of a thin cat. The most eye-catching thing is its slender tail, which is almost twice as long as its body. The end of the elf is

It swells like a mallet.

The more Su Qian looked at it, the more familiar it looked. He felt like he had seen this elf somewhere before, but the picture was not colored, and Liu Ming's painting skills were a bit awkward, so he really couldn't recognize it.

"Mangmang?"

Transformed into a meow.

Liu Ming shook her head, her smile gradually fading, "That's not it."

Su Qian thought for a while and transformed into Vulpix again.

"No," Liu Ming's eyes gradually turned to disappointment, "Can you change all the forms you know?"

The emphasis is once again, "all."

"What do you want to see? It's mysterious." Su Qian simply took two steps back and showed all the transformation forms, from the original Bulbasaur to the latest Thunderball.

"Hmm~ I went to the city and added several more transformations." After reading all the forms, Liu Ming calmed down, lowered her head and whispered to herself, "It's probably still a failed defective product.

.Coincidences are indeed not believable.”

The voice was very soft, and Su Qian only saw her lips moving and had no idea what she was saying. He intuitively thought that she had unrealistic expectations for him, and this expectation was shattered.

"Is it really impossible to change?" Liu Ming asked loudly again, but it was more like persuading herself and firming her up to recognize the ordinary reality.

Before Su Qian could react, Liu Ming turned around and handed the portrait in his hand to Lalu Lasi, "Xiaolu, please burn it."

After saying that, she got up and walked towards other rooms.

It seemed that Xiaolu had seen this painting for the first time. She looked at it over and over for a while and curiously asked Su Qian who was eating, "Is it true that it won't change?"

The next sentence was spoken telepathically, "If you can change, I don't have to tell any humans."

Only a ghost can believe you, not to mention that it really won’t change.

Su Qian raised his head and replied angrily: "I really can't."

Bah~ The flames began to spread from Xiaolu's palm, eating up the paper bit by bit from bottom to top, and the remaining black ash was finally thrown into the trash can by telekinesis.

After lunch, Su Qian, who was sleeping on the table because he was too full, was woken up by Xu Hua's noisy voice.

"You're back! Mom, do you have anything to eat?" The boy carried a big bag on his back and ran through the living room happily to another room.

Su Qian leaned over and took a look, only to think that he was noisy.

The bulging backpack is all made of materials purchased this time to let the Variety Monster learn the defense skills.

Su Qian, who knew nothing about it, continued to lie down and sleep, and spent the weekend afternoon peacefully, thinking that he would just wait until tomorrow to eat/watch the 'Keeping Skills CD'.

As for learning skills, I’ve learned them from countless elves in the game. Isn’t this simple?

Until the next day, Monday morning.

In the familiar cabin, Xu Weiping was banging with a hammer, erecting a cross-shaped wooden frame, with slender ropes wrapped around his arms.

Beside him, Xu Hua held a book and read carefully under the light of the incandescent lamp: "Guard is a general-type skill, and the source is general-type energy, and general-type energy is believed to exist in the bodies of all elves.

Generally speaking, continuous use of guard will lead to a gap in energy to a certain extent, leading to failure. After statistical research, the success rate of general elves using this skill will be much higher..."

Book Title "A Simple and Easy-to-understand Guide to Teaching Guarding Skills"

Xu Hua paused, "Dad, the Variety Monster is a normal elf, right?"

"Um."

"Oh, then the defense skill should fit in well with it."

"perhaps."

With the help of Guai Li, Xu Chengping erected the wooden frame and inserted it deeply into the straw and soil of the house. Guai Li was also called over to assist in this teaching of guarding skills.

"Have you finished reading?"

"I read it again yesterday afternoon and evening," Xu Hua was quite distressed. "The book said that such training would take anywhere from two weeks to a month to comprehend. It takes a long time."

Xu Chengping affirmed: "Of course, learning skills is not that easy. Just watch the process in a while, and then go to school honestly. The rest will be left to Guai Li, Xiaolu, and me."

Lalu Lasi, who was wearing a refreshing outdoor outfit, also stood aside and nodded in agreement.

"The target is set up," Xu Chengping patted the wooden frame hard to confirm its sturdiness again, "Let's release the Variety Monster."

"Oh," Xu Hua pressed the elf ball.

Coming out of the elf ball, Su Qian was startled by the wooden cross that was as tall as a person.

What's going on? Have you traveled through time again and gone to ancient Rome to watch the crucifixion of Jesus?

Before his mood stabilized, Su Qian was picked up by several big hands and pressed on the cross. Ropes were tied around him and fixed tightly to the cross.

"Huh? Jesus is me?"

No, the body is still lavender, it is still a strange creature, and it has not traveled through time again.

"Who is Jesus?" It was Xiaolu's voice that sounded from the bottom of her heart, "Don't move, don't resist. This is a lesson in understanding and holding skills."

"oh."

Who Jesus is is none of your business and I won’t explain it.

A large nail was driven into Su Qian's head by Xu Chengping, and then a string of ordinary red hemp rope was hung on it. A white gem hung on the end of the rope, which happened to rest on Su Qian's bare head.

The gemstone is ice-cold, and bursts of cool breath penetrate into the body, slowly moisturizing it.

Su Qian glanced at the gems in surprise, 'Changing from a crown of thorns to a crown of gems, it's really a bit like the crucifixion of Jesus. It's such a tough skill to learn.'

"General gems are prepared, which can continuously replenish the general energy of the Variety Monster." Xu Hua read a book and took out a fruit that looked like a yellow lantern cage. "Then the lantern berries are fed to the elves, so that they can react with each other."

Generally, the perception of energy is more acute."

"Variety monster, open your mouth."

"Mang——" (ah——)

It seems pretty good if you can learn it by eating something. Su Qian would not refuse and opened his 'Abyss Mouth' and bit into half of the fruit in one bite.

The outer shell is crispy, and the inside is pulpy. The taste is sour and not delicious at all, and there is no fruity fragrance or sweet taste.

In order to learn skills, Su Qian had no choice but to take another bite and finish the whole fruit.

"Wait for about 15 minutes. This time is the elf's digestion time. It is now 6:41."

In the cabin, two humans and two elves stared at Su Qian with four pairs of eyes, as if this would speed up his digestion.

Su Qian, who was tied to the cross, also felt a great power rising from his body!

That's weird, it doesn't.

It's just that the energy transmitted from the ordinary gem on the head is indeed somewhat clear, but I can't figure out how to release the holding skill.

A quarter of an hour later, Xu Chengping kept looking at his watch out of the corner of his eye and reminded: "It's 6:56."

"Well," Xu Hua's voice was a little nervous, "La Lulas, Guai Li, please, do as you said before."

"Hey." (Yes)

"LaRue." (OK)

The two humans stepped aside.

La Lulasi waved her hand, and the invisible power of thought spurted out, firmly pressing the Variety Monster that was already fixed by the rope.

Finally, Guai Li stood in front of Su Qian, stood firm with his legs, and pulled his four hands back in preparation.

"Huh?" Su Qian had a bad feeling.

boom!

Guai Li punched Su Qian on the soft and elastic belly.

"Pfft! Wei Li, I#*&*%%&"