Elf: I reincarnated as a Ditto

Chapter 324 Fuck, it's the special chef

It’s daytime on the fourth day after arriving in Feiyun City.

"ah!!!"

The piercing scream of a woman rang out in the living room of the hotel suite, followed by a sickening sound of "crack" and "crack".

"Wow, Su Qian, is this what you said is a good movie about humans?"

Victini Yanye was hiding behind the sofa and shivering, with only a 'V'-shaped pointed ear exposed.

"Isn't it good-looking?" Su Qian smiled and lifted its ears and pulled it out from behind the sofa, "They're all fake. And it's just that, it's not as good as a ghost-type elf."

Yan Ye's eyes saw the TV screen between his fingers, in which 'ketchup' and 'pork props' were thrown at the camera lens as if they were free of charge.

"It's different! I don't want to watch anymore, please let me go."

Without anyone noticing, Yan Ye suddenly accelerated, escaped from Su Qian's claws, and rushed into the room. The door slammed shut behind him.

"Hey, coward, if that ghost comes out, it will definitely not be able to defeat you. What's there to be afraid of?" Su Qian watched boredly as the 'lethal zombie' shrouded in sheets was killing everyone in the hospital. The hero and heroine's

Colleagues, relatives and friends kept dying, and they fled in panic, looking for possible clues.

A typical B-level horror movie.

In a previous life, Su Qian would certainly have felt fear and fear when watching such horror movies, but now, he only felt that, and even thought, "Please do it faster," "The killing efficiency is too low," "The means are too high."

Thoughts like "less".

All fear comes from lack of firepower.

Without Yan Ye to accompany him, he was left to watch the video tape alone, which suddenly became boring. Su Qian went to the video recorder and fiddled with it for a while. The TV picture sped up significantly and the sound became ghostly.

After more than ten minutes, Xiaolu and Qingyue walked into the living room carrying several oversized bags.

"Su Qian, why are you the only one left?" Xiao Lu took out a pile of hamburger boxes from the bag and placed them on the dining table, "Where is Yan Ye?"

"I ran away scared and stayed in the room."

Burp.

The door opened, and Yan Ye, who heard the noise, flew out of the room, "Here I come."

"Is there anything gained?" Qingyue flew behind Su Qian and looked at the fast-forwarding scenes on the TV, completely confused.

Su Qian simply accelerated the progress bar further, and after only two or three minutes, it reached the end.

"Ah, there is one thing. At the end of the film, it is revealed that the living corpse was actually burned alive in the hospital due to a medical accident. So it is particularly afraid of fire, and was messed up by the hero and heroine in a very nonsense way.

He was burned to death in the operating room."

"Um?"

"I remember a saying that it is impossible for human beings to imagine things they have never seen before, and the same is true for dreams. No matter how outrageous the various phenomena in dreams are, they are derived from the dreamer's previous experiences and insights. So last night Duck

Rai entered and then left this dream. It was indeed evaluating the feasibility of fighting in that dream. I speculate that after Dark Rai transformed into that monster, it also discovered that it was afraid of fire, so it took the initiative to leave.

," Su Qian took the video tape out of the VCR and stuffed it back into the box.

In the restaurant on the side, Yan Ye's two little paws were holding a hamburger and chewing happily.

"Well, if you put it this way," Qingyue looked serious, "Darkrai is looking for a battlefield where, in the eyes of the dream master, the villain is invincible?"

"It should be," Su Qian walked to the table and chose a spicy burger, "It's very tricky."

there's always a solution to any problem.

For a moment, the only way Su Qian could think of was to watch from the outside and not go in if he really encountered such a dream.

As for the life and death of the owner of the dream, all he can do is say sorry.

On the fourth night, Su Qian witnessed the dream of a young man in his 20s. He saw a 2D pixelated Demon King's castle, and the dreamer was struggling in a turn-based battle.

There is no doubt that the final demon king in every game will be defeated. Darkrai just appeared in a dream and left the dream.

On the fifth night, Su Qian encountered the dream of a social worker, working overtime crazily and endlessly.

There, Darkrai transformed into the boss of the company and actually appeared and stayed for a while. But when Qingyue appeared at the door of the company as a legal advisor to the labor arbitration department, Darkrai left the dreamland and did not have a head-on confrontation.

This elf is smart enough and knows enough, and can even understand the basic laws of the operation of laws in human society.

On the sixth day until early morning, Darkrai moved again, this time appearing in a 3D game-like ancient battlefield, and the owner of the dream was a trembling and helpless soldier.

There seems to be no destined ending this time, but there are too many humans and elves participating in the war. With the abstract elves and humans covering the plains, Qingyue was not able to tell for the first time who was Darklay hidden among them.

I.

But when the weakling Dreamland owner was seriously injured and was about to die, Su Qian decided to join the battle and directly transformed into an ever-changing monster.

As a result, Darkrai was hiding in the dream, and Cresselia was outside the dream. They watched Su Qian change his mind and kill everyone, turning the dream derived from an RTS game into an unparalleled one.

Games.

Until the owner of the dream woke up and the dream was shattered, Darkrai did not dare to come forward to fight Su Qian.

When Su Qian came out of the dream, he found that Qingyue looked at him strangely, "Why are you looking at me like this? Did you come in just now?"

Inside the dream, I don’t know what it is like outside the dream.

"No, I didn't find Darkrai, so I didn't come in." Qingyue hesitated for a while and then asked, "Have you ever participated in a war? When I saw you attacking elves and humans inside, what should I say, very

Decisive, and the battle grows too fast."

"What's wrong with being decisive against a group of 3D villains?" Su Qian didn't answer directly and left the dreamland directly.

To be honest, as Yan Li said, fighting in dreams is quite interesting. You can experience a variety of different situations and let yourself go as your imagination takes off.

On the evening of the seventh day, under the guidance of Qingyue, the group came to the residential community in the North District of Feiyun City. Just like the previous days, they stayed outside the east residential building on the fifth floor.

The window was open, and a teenage boy was fast asleep in the room.

Just like in the past, Su Qian and Qingyue sneaked into the dreamland and looked into the boy's dream.

I saw a giant humanoid monster with a concave horn on its head, skeletal wings on its back, and a body covered in rugged skeletal armor, walking among the high-rise buildings.

Countless trainers and elves risked their lives to pounce on the monster, but were shot down by him as easily as swatting mosquitoes.

Seeing this scene, Su Qian could not help but exclaim in a low voice, "Damn it, it's the special chef."

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