Elf life

I see,

It means that the hollow sand dune is the entrance to the dragon-headed gopher tribe. If you fall in, you don't have to struggle. You can just hold your breath and wait to be swallowed.

Below is an open area. Such a hidden entrance method is extremely risky, equivalent to the large crystal passage after passing through the waterfall at that time.

The previous series of tests are coming to an end, and Gardevoir no longer prepares for sandstorms or controls the dune terrain.

Now it's Charmander's turn to approach the parasol in the middle of the dune forcefully.

The Desire Witch Gardevoir thought that Charmander would need at least some time, but who knew that his ability to adapt to the desert environment was not very fast, and he had already arrived on the other side of the tea table before he could react.

Then they looked at each other at close range again, and then they picked up the cat poop coffee unceremoniously and there was a burst of gurgling.

Due to extreme thirst in the desert, Charmander drank all the cat poop coffee without hesitation. There was really not much in the small tea cup.

The taste is naturally good, and it also has an indescribable wonderful feeling, which is worth savoring in your small mouth:

"Emmm, the high-quality cat poop coffee is indeed as famous as the ones in the human world, and it tastes good!"

Such a powerful drink made Gardevoir start to fantasize about himself again, that Charmander would attack and snatch away the teapot in his hand without any courtesy, and then drink it all in one breath:

"Hey, hey, why do you always get so close and drink so fast? I don't know what to do next!"

Gardevoir instantly fell into a cute little panic mode, but none of this affected Charmander at all. Charmander said seriously:

"Okay, the test has been completed and the cat poop coffee has been drunk. Please don't use that expression on me again."

"Why?"

"Charmander, don't you like my cat poop coffee-like reaction? It seems that I have to re-study the human need for reaction."

Charmander:......

"But this cat poop coffee is an absolutely rare product. It is extracted from 100% female feces of tail cats. You should be satisfied with the youthful taste."

Ha, I'll go!

All I drank was cat poop from the tail cat!!!!

Puff puff puff puff - (Charmander vomited like he was nauseated, but he still has the guardian buff of the Gluttony Witch in his body, so he is fine for the time being.)

Gardevoir knows this very well.

In summary, although Charmander has not signed contracts with other witches, the blessing buffs obtained from other witches have not disappeared either.

"It seems that even though we signed the contract, they still refuse to give up, but at least they haven't had any chance yet."

"So you can continue to have tea parties whenever you like, Gardevoir?"

Gardevoir continued to pour coffee with satisfaction:

"certainly."

"Isn't this Gardevoir's name much nicer than Sajidonna? Since we have become each other's best, I will naturally give you my greatest support in all aspects."

In other words, Charmander can already start to enjoy the benefits of signing a contract with the Desire Witch.

Gardevoir: "Then continue talking to me about your plan."

Charmander picked up the teacup seriously:

"1. The Fountain of Light completes its evolution."

"2. Visit the Dragon-headed Gopher tribe and invite the Dragon-headed Gopher construction team to expand the Wishing Star House into a bunker."

"3. Collect information on the current situation of the Gear of Red Time."

"Everything can be done in one go when it is tied together. This is also the most rare opportunity in this northern desert trip. I am sure that I can do it all, and it will definitely bring benefits to the long-term construction of Star Wish House in the future."

"Yes, then I'm really looking forward to it."

There is something in Gardevoir's words:

"But I guess you can accomplish one thing at most, and no more."

Why!

Gardevoir elegantly said:

"1. The Fountain of Light has no effect, and you cannot evolve into a fire dinosaur."

"2. The visit of the Dragon-headed Gopher Tribe failed. If you're lucky, the other party can come uninvited. If you're not lucky, it's hard to tell."

"3. As for the current situation of the Gears of Time, most of it has been in vain."

So should the lust witch Gardevoir be renamed to the precognition witch Gardevoir?

This expedition has not even started yet, but all the endings have already been decided?

【!】Unexpectedly, in the next moment, a thick ancient book flew out of nowhere in the Gardevoir space, and then lay quietly on the coffee table!

Charmander: "This is it!"

It is said that there is a divine book in Life in a Different World from Zero, which is something that all witches have fought for for thousands of years, and it has deceived Betty, the great elf of the library, for her entire life.

The gospel of the elf world is now in Gardevoir's hands.

[Gospel]: According to legend, it is a holy object that all witches and elves want. It is an ancient book that can predict the future. The owner can even see through the future and predict everything through the gospel.

Supplement: It is also called the script of God, which is a collection of plot scripts that are more divine than the author's outline. Whoever gets it will win the world.

Charmander couldn't help but be surprised:

"Every Gardevoir witch in this world has a gospel. Doesn't that mean she is already invincible? Why did she sign a contract with me?"

Gardevoir shook his head gently:

"Well, it's not really the gospel."

Another fake book?

There is only one gospel in the elf world, which appeared in the early days of the witch's reign, but disappeared during a change thousands of years ago.

There are two simulated manuscripts left, which are said to have a little bit of magic power to predict the future, but there are many discrepancies between the manuscripts and the real gospels, and are actually far inferior to the original gospels.

Gardevoir, the lustful witch in the witch world, has a manuscript in her hand, and the contents of the manuscript are not complete, with 75% of the pages remaining.

The natural bird in the elf world also has a manuscript in his hand. The content of the manuscript is 72%, which is also incomplete.

"Natural Bird, the owner of the divination house in Treasure Town!"

Gardevoir witch smiled helplessly:

"I have long since stopped thinking about the Gospels, because the real Gospels have long since disappeared, but recently I had to pick them up again and found that they are still a lot of fun."

What, why is it still fun?

"That's precisely because of your existence."

"I found that all your actions will go beyond the outlines of the Gospels. Although the Gospels can give answers about the future to a large extent, they are indeed a surprise for you."

"Because you are not an elf per se, but a human being."

Charmander: "So?"

"So this allows me to explore more endless unknowns and allows me to feel countless enrichments every day, so I must thank you."

"As for this gratitude, let me repay you with the information about the Red Gear Guardian."

!

The last cup of cat poop coffee had been poured, Gardevoir said slowly:

"The guardian of the Gear of Red Time, Emrido, is also the being known as the God of Emotions among the Three Holy Mushrooms."

Three Holy Mushrooms!